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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Punk'ed...Italian Style
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following his elimination in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at the 
December 3, 2006 pay-per-view entitled December to Dismember, CM Punk, 
wearing his wrestling trunks, is walking to the backstage area of the James 
Brown Arena in Augusta, Georgia. "All right that did not at all go according 
to plan..." Punk says as he holds his midsection, which is aching with pain 
due to the Five Star Frog Splash he received from Rob Van Dam. Punk goes 
around a corner to head to the Superstars dressing room and he spots the Full 
Bodied Italian Trinity hanging out in the hallway, "Guess your boys had the 
same kind a night I did..." Punk says as he comments on the F.B.I.'s loss to 
Elijah Burke and Sylvester Terkay earlier in the night.

"Hey! Don't be talkin' smack about my boys..." Trinity says with slight snap 
in her voice, while also smirking. Trinity tosses her dark black hair back 
and raises an eyebrow. "Those fuckin' fools Elijah and Sylvesta' they just 
got lucky!" Trinity says, dressed in a short black leather skirts and a 
revealing black top.

Punk laughs slightly, "I wasn't talkin' smack... just sayin' they and I 
didn't get the results we wanted tonight..." Punk says, "Now if I wanted to 
talk smack I'd talk about the money Little Guido owes me over the bet we had 
over who win in the Hardys MNM match..." Punk says.

"Oh he don't owe you shit...at least he better not without talkin' stuff over 
with me..." Trinity says as she moves her sultry and frisky eyes to examine 
CM Punk's nicely toned body.

Punk smirks, "Right... well I haven't been around him and Tony long, but I 
wouldn't be surprised if they try all kind of different hustles..." Punk says 
as he casually checks out the smoking hot Extreme Vixen.

"The only hustlin' goes through me...you got it?" Trinity says as she licks 
her sultry and pouty lips, placing her hands onto her curved hips.

"Really? Anything else goes through you?" CM Punk asks with a smirk as 
Trinity gives him a shocked look over his question.

"Just whatcha sayin'?" Trinity asks with a raised eyebrow, glancing down at 
the crotch of CM Punk's wrestling trunks

"Well you said the only hustlin' goes through you... it got me wondering..." 
Punk replies as he sees Trinity glancing down towards his wrestling trunks.

"Gotcha wonderin' what, boy?" Trinity asks, narrowing her seductive eyes 
slightly.

CM Punk laughs slightly, "Wondering any fuckin' goes through you..."

Trinity smirks slightly and laughs "Oh there's plenty of that..."

"Oh really?" CM Punk smirks.

Trinity nods her head and licks her lips " Oh you betcha! I love takin' a 
good fuckin'..."

CM Punk smirks, "So does a guy have to have any qualifications to fuck that 
hot hard body of yours?" Punk asks.

Trinity presses her sultry and luscious lips together. "Well...Punk all you 
gotta be is hung and hard..."

CM Punk smirks, "Alright... well I ain't hard yet... but..." Punk says as he 
lowers his trunks a bit to let out long cock, that even unerect is close to 
seven inches long, giving Trinity an idea that when Punk is hard, his cock 
would easily be one of the biggest she's even seen.

Trinity nods her head approvingly. "Boy...you got what I like!" The hot 
Italian ECW Vixen says as she seductively steps closer to CM Punk, locking 
her eyes down at his unhardened cock.

"That's good to know..." Punk smirks as Trinity wraps her right hand around 
his unhardened cock. After giving it a few quick strokes to get it to start 
hardening, Trinity starts to pull Punk by his dick towards one of the large 
storage closets. Trinity smirks over her shoulder to glance back at CM Punk, 
leading him into the darkened storage closet. Trinity flips on the light and 
closes the door once Punk enters. Trinity eagerly drops down onto her knees 
in front of the Straightedge ECW Superstar, placing her left hand around the 
base of his hardening cock and uses her right hand to stroke his shaft up 
and down.

"Mmmmm... fuck..." Punk moans as Trinity rapidly pumps her right hand on his 
hardening cock while she holds it steady with her left hand. ECW's Full 
Bodied Italian watches eagerly as Punk's cock easily passes being a foot in 
length and to her own guess, exceeds being fourteen inches long.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!" Trinity says as she moves her right hand 
up CM Punk's long shaft before she lowers her dark haired head and slaps her 
tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmm.... you said hung and hard..." Punk smirks as Trinity smacks her tongue 
around the swollen head of his cock as she pumps her right hand along the 
shaft. Trinity slyly narrows her eyes, seductively gazing up at CM Punk, 
while she works her wet tongue around the swollen head of his incredibly long 
and solid cock.

"Mmmmm yeah..." Punk moans as Trinity slides her tongue over and around the 
head of his cock until it's dripping with her warm saliva. Trinity flicks the 
tip of her sultry tongue against his piss-slit as she perfectly teases his 
cock, feeling it tense against her right hand as she continues to move it 
smoothly against his shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah...." CM Punk slides a hand through his black hair as he watches 
Trinity flick her tongue against the piss slit of his highly impressive cock. 
Punk's cock throbs in response to Trinity continuing to stroke his shaft. 
Trinity closes her eyes as she opens her mouth and wraps her luscious lips 
around the head of CM Punk's cock and starts to slowly bob her head, removing 
her left hand from the base of his cock and works her right hand solely 
against his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah.... ahhhh..." Punk moans as the Full Bodied Italian bobs her head 
smoothly on the upper few inches of his cock while she keeps her right hand 
moving along the shaft. With her eyes closed, Trinity manages to grab Punk's 
trunks to pull them down to his feet, allowing Punk to step out of them.

"Mmmmmmm..." Trinity lustfully moans as her grinds her luscious lips against 
his hard and long shaft before slowly lifting her dark haired head and 
flicking her tongue against the swollen head of his cock.

"Ahhh yeah mmmmm..." Punk groans as Trinity smacks her tongue against the 
large swollen head of his cock. Trinity licks her lips and tosses her dark 
hair back as she scoots back on her knees, eagerly lifting her black top to 
expose her large and juicy tits.

"Now those are fucking nice..." Punk smirks as Trinity throws her top over 
her shoulders while he looks at her tits.

"You betcha they're nice!" Trinity seductively snaps at CM Punk as she cups 
her large and juicy tits with her hands, seductively pinching her erected 
nipples with her fingers.

Punk licks his lips, "I like a chick with big tits.... but I also like a girl 
with a hot twat... do you got one?" Punk asks with a smirk as he watches 
Trinity grope her own tits.

"You bet I do!" Trinity says as she stands up from the floor and pushes her 
short black leather skirt down from her gorgeous hips and down her smooth 
legs.

Punk smirks as he glances down at Trinity smoothly shaved pussy as Trinity 
steps out of her skirt, "That's what I'm talking about..." Punk says as 
Trinity turns around and bends forward to stick her ass out towards Punk. 
Punk steps towards Trinity and guides his massive cock into Trinity's hot 
tight pussy with a firm thrust.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh fuck yeah!" Trinity moans and grits her teeth as she rocks 
forward on her feet as CM Punk starts to immediately thrust his shaft in and 
out of her pussy.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Punk moans as he holds onto Trinity hips as he pumps his 
large dick into her pussy while he pulls her back towards himself.

Trinity narrows her eyes lustfully and glances back at CM Punk as the feisty 
Italian ECW Diva starts to rock back to smack her sultry ass against his 
toned waist. "Ohhhhhh fuck!"

"Awww yeah... that's a tight cunt..." Punk grunts as he starts to speed up 
his thrusts as he drives his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck that pussy!" Trinity moans as she pushes back sharply 
on his cock, encouraging him to thrust deeper into her tight pussy. CM Punk 
licks his lips as he slams as much of his cock as possible into Trinity's 
pussy as she pushes back as hard as she can against him.

"Ohhhhh yeah...fuck that pussy! Ohhhh yeah boy!" Trinity moans and lustfully 
throws her head back as she impressively holds her balance while bent over 
and standing with CM Punk driving his shaft deeply into her from behind.

"Ohhh yeah you fucking like that?!" Punk grunts as he hammers Trinity's pussy 
with his incredibly hard, long and thick cock.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yesss!" Trinity screams lustfully as sweat begins to 
perspirate on her body.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Punk moans as he suddenly pulls his large cock out of 
Trinity's hot wet Italian cunt. Trinity licks her lips and turns around to 
face CM Punk before she places her hands onto his shoulders and lifts herself 
up onto his cock, wrapping her legs tightly around his waist and begins to 
bounce up and down on his shaft.

"Ahhhh... yeah..." CM Punk moans as he places his hands under Trinity's legs 
as she bounces up and down on his cock as he resumes thrusting it into her 
pussy.

Trinity closes her eyes and moves her hands from his shoulders to his toned 
chest as she starts to eagerly bounce up and down on his Straightedge cock. 
"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!"

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." CM Punk grunts as he thrusts his cock sharply 
into Trinity's hot pussy as she holds onto his body while she bounces on his 
pistoning dick.

Trinity grits her teeth as she sharply rocks forward on CM Punk's cock as he 
deeply drills his cock upward into her tight and warm pussy. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh 
yeah!"

"Ahhhh awww yeah work that cunt... ohh yeah..." Punk moans as he bends his 
knees and lowers himself to the floor, allowing Trinity to pin his shoulders 
down as he keeps thrusting his cock up into her hot snatch. Trinity licks her 
lips and leans her head back as she starts to roughly and quickly rock back 
and forth on CM Punk's cock, grinding her pussy against his cock, as she is 
now mounted on top of him.

"Ohhhh shit.... mmmm fuck!" CM Punk moans as he pumps his cock sharply up 
into Trinity's pussy as she grinds herself on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...." Trinity moans as she firmly places her hands onto his chest 
and grinds her pussy sharply down on his cock, sweat dripping from her 
stunning body, while her pussy tightens on his shaft and she begins to cum.

"Ohhh yeah... cum on that fucking dick..." CM Punk moans as Trinity wet pussy 
squeezes his now throbbing cock as she cums. Trinity bites down on her bottom 
lip as she slowly rocks back and forth on CM Punk's cock, grinding her pussy 
down on his shaft as her cum flows over.

"Ahhhh.... fuck I think those tits... should get... punked..." Punk smirks as 
Trinity rocks even more slowly on his throbbing cock. After she catches her 
breath Trinity lifts herself off of Punk's cock allowing him to stand up 
while she gets on her knees. CM Punk smirks at Trinity as he wraps his right 
hand around his long cock as he starts to stroke it.

Trinity raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at CM Punk as she places her 
hands against her juicy and large tits, pushing them up slightly. "There ya 
go big boy!"

"Ahhh yeah..." CM Punk moans as he bends his knees slightly to lower himself 
to get his cock closer to Trinity's large juicy tits as he strokes his dick 
with his right hand. Punk puts his left hand on Trinity's left shoulder to 
help balance himself as he starts to shoot stream after stream of his thick, 
warm spunk onto her tits.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...cum on those tits..." Trinity groans as his warm and 
thick cum splatters against her juicy tits.

"Ahhhh... mmmm fuck..." Punk moans as his cock throbs as he shoots some more 
cum onto Trinity's tits. By the time Punk is finished cumming Trinity tits 
are completely coated.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!" Trinity says with a lick of her lips

"Oh yeah..." Punk smirks as he smacks his cock against Trinity's cum covered 
tits, "You know... that was a good warm up fuck... want to blow this joint 
and really fuck around?" Punk asks just as Trinity grabs his cock.

Trinity smirks as she starts to stroke Punk's cock again, "Only if you can 
keep up with me..." 

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