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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



RAW Eruptions
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

In East Rutherford, New Jersey's Izod Center, hours before the start of the 
April 19, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, Ryan Phillippe, wearing a 
baggy, gray colored long sleeved shirt over a light gray tank top, gray field 
pants and combat boots, walks into the Guest Host's office and stops in his 
tracks when he sees his co-star for the upcoming film MacGruber, Will Forte, 
dressed in his MacGruber costume. Ryan steps over to the Saturday Night Live 
cast member and sees that he's looking at the arena's layout. "Will... what 
are you doing? Why are you dressed as MacGruber?" Ryan asks.

Will looks up at Ryan as soon as he says MacGruber, "I'm analyzing the 
building... that Vladimir Kozlov wants to get cute and call me out... well I 
got a BIG surprise for him... cause nobody calls out MacGruber!" Will then 
pauses, "And who the hell is Will?"

Ryan raises an eyebrow, "Okay... well... Will..." Ryan clears his throat when 
Will gives him a look, "I mean MacGruber... the volunteers from SmackDown 
arrived and are getting ready for the show..."

"That's great! Yeah with what I have in mind that's really gonna work out..." 
Will grins just as fellow Saturday Night Live cast member and MacGruber co-
star Kristen Wiig, rushes into the office. Like Will Forte, Kristen is 
dressed in her costume from the upcoming MacGruber film. Will doesn't pay any 
attention to her while Ryan notices the worried look on her face

"Hey Kristen... what's wrong?" Ryan Phillippe asks.

Kristen looks at her co-star, "Huh? My name is Vicki... Vicki St. Elmo..." 
Kristen says before he rushes over to Will. "MacGruber! We got a problem!"

Will's interest is immediately spiked and he looks at Kristen, "What is it 
Vicki? Terrorists? A run away bus that can't go under 55 Miles Per Hour? My 
dad trying to re-connect with me?"

Vicki bites her bottom lip, "Well MacGyver called earlier... but the trouble 
is... we have no ring announcer! The one who was gonna be here is trapped in 
Europe!"

"Really? Hmmm maybe I can asks Chris... he likes to talk a lot..." Will Forte 
says.

"Ummm Will... I mean MacGruber..." Ryan says as he tries not to laugh, "I 
took care of that already... had to call in a couple of favors, but I got 
someone to fill in."

Will smiles, "That's great! Now...I need to find some C4..." Will starts to 
say when there's a knock on the office door. "Vicki get that will you..." 
Will says. Kristen nods her head and walks over to the office door to answer 
it.

"Sure thing MacGruber!" Kristen Wiig replies in her up-beat Vicki St. Elmo 
persona. Kristen Wiig opens the door and standing out in the hallway is the 
former long-time Ring Announcer Monday Night RAW and Decade Diva, Lilian 
Garcia, dressed in a short black skirt and a dark crimson top. 

"Did somebody call for a ring announcer?" Lilian Garcia says with a sweet 
smile on her face as she steps into the office of the Guest Hosts for RAW.

Will Forte glances at Lilian, "Hmmm you'll do just fine I think..." Will says 
before he looks at Ryan, "Hey you... wait what's your name?" 

Ryan raises an eyebrow, "It's Ryan... you know that Will..." 

Will Forte makes a face, "One, the names MacGruber, two Ryan? Really? Okay... 
look me and Vicki are going to go set up some things for the show... why 
don't you help her settle in..." 

"Okay..." Ryan nods his head as he looks at Lilian. 

"Come on Vicki... I got some surprises to set up for Kozlov..." Will says as 
he walks around Lilian to head out of his office.

Lilian Garcia raises an eyebrow as she looks at Will Forte and Kristen Wiig 
make a rush, exiting the office. Lilian turns her head to glance back at Ryan 
Phillippe and laughs "Ummm...are they for real?" Lilian asks as she places 
her hands onto her hips.

Ryan scratches the back of his head, "I really don't know..." Ryan laughs 
nervously., "But I want to thank you for coming in on short notice... with 
the mess in Europe for a while I feared the show would be canceled..."

Lilian presses her soft and moist lips together and pleasantly shakes her 
head "No need to thank me at all...It's a pleasure to be back, even if it's 
for one night..." Lilian replies. "And I must say it's a pleasure to meet 
you, Ryan..." Lilian says as she removes her left hand from her hip and 
extends her hand to shake his hand.

Ryan extends his hand and shakes Lilian's hand, "Oh really? You're a fan?"

Lilian sweetly smiles "Yes...I've seen alot of your movies..."

Ryan Phillippe smiles, "That's great... always like to meet someone who's 
enjoyed the films I've been in."

Lilian nods her head slightly "I must say...Cruel Intentions...my favorite of 
all them..."

"Hmmm a lot of people pick that one..." Ryan replies before he smiles, 
"Mostly because of what Sarah Michelle and Selma did..." Ryan adds with a 
laugh as he refers to the MTV Award winning on-screen kiss between Sarah 
Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair.

Lilian blushes a bit "Yeah that was pretty hot..."

"Took them quite a few takes to get that right..." Ryan says with a laugh, 
"So.... MacGruber... I mean Will asked me to help you settle in.... do you um 
need or do anything to help you prepare for the show?"

Lilian bites down on her bottom lip and glances at Ryan Phillippe. "Well 
there is something, but there's no way it can happen..."

"Oh? What would that be?" Ryan asks.

"Well...before a show...I get warmed up with a certain superstar...but he's 
not here..."

"Guess he must be one of the ones stuck in Europe... well maybe I can help 
you warm up," Ryan offers.

Lilian Garcia laughs a bit and raises an eyebrow at looks at Ryan "Ummm...are 
you sure?"

"Sure..." Ryan Phillippe nods his head and smiles.

"Ok...well...you're a bit over dressed to start with..." Lilian says as she 
steps closer to Ryan Phillippe

"I... am?" Ryan asks as he gets a confused look on his face as Lilian steps 
even closer to him.

Lilian nods her head and smiles "Yeah...way too over dressed..." Lilian says 
as she places her hands onto his upper body and starts to pull at his gray 
long-sleeved shirt, pulling it away from his body.

"Ohhhh I see..." Ryan nods his head slightly as he pulls his arms out of the 
sleeves of his long-sleeved shirt. As Lilian lays his shirt on the office's 
desk, Ryan lifts up and takes off his gray tank top, revealing his nicely 
toned and tanned upper body. "How's this?"

Lilian licks her lips slightly and nods her head "Mmmm...very nice..." Lilian 
says before she places her hands onto his waist and starts to remove the belt 
from his gray baggy pants.

"Thanks..." Ryan smiles as he glances down to watch Lilian unbuckle his belt 
before she pulls it through the loops of his pants. Lilian bites down on her 
bottom as she sweetly looks up at Ryan Phillippe as she removes the belt from 
the loops of his baggy gray pants completely and tosses the belt down onto 
the floor. Lilian proceeds to unbutton his pants and starts to push them down 
from his waist, before she too begins to lower herself in front of him. Ryan 
licks his lips slightly as Lilian pulls his pants down far enough to free 
his gradually hardening cock.

Lilian glances up and smirks slightly at the sight of his cock. "Very 
nice..." Lilian says with a laugh as she places her right hand onto his cock 
and begins to smoothly stroke it, instantly causing it to harden.

"Mmm... what I'm looking at is very nice too..." Ryan replies with a smile as 
Lilian smoothly strokes his cock until it's fully hardened. Lilian Garcia 
gently slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his fully hard shaft 
and begins to move her hand down to the base of his cock before she starts to 
gently slide her wet tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." Ryan moans as the gorgeous former WWE Diva slides her 
tongue around the head of his rock hard dick.

"Mmmmmmm..." Lilian moans, gently sliding her saliva against the head of his 
cock with her talented tongue. Lilian closes her eyes as she parts her lips 
and takes his cock into her mouth, pressing her lips gently against his 
shaft.

"Ohhhh mmm..." Ryan moans as Lilian starts to bob her head smoothly on his 
cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Lilian softly moans as she moves her head on Ryan's 
cock, gently moving her head at gradually sucking his cock at a quicker pace.

"Ohhh yeah... ahhh...." Ryan moans as Lilian briskly bobs her head on his 
cock while taking it further into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lilian moans as she lifts her beautiful eyes and 
glances up at Ryan Phillippe as she takes his cock deeper into mouth, lightly 
slapping her saliva against his cock.

"Ohhh ahhh mmm..." Ryan licks his lips as he watches Lilian Garcia as she 
easily deep throats his cock while working her tongue against the bottom side 
of his dick. Lilian turns her head slightly, grinding her moist and pouty 
lips on his shaft as she smoothly takes him deep into her talented mouth. 
Ryan grits his teeth as Lilian easily holds his cock inside of her warm and 
soothing mouth before she starts to lift her head up off of his shaft. Lilian 
playfully slaps her wet tongue against the head of his cock after she removes 
her head completely. Lilian scoots back on her knees and starts to untie her 
dark crimson top, easily peeling it away from her body to expose her nicely 
rounded and firm, tanned tits.

"Wow... that was the best head I've ever had..." Ryan says as he watches 
Lilian remove her top from her gorgeous body.

"Really?" Lilian asks with a sweet smile as she moves to stand up from the 
floor, dropping her top on the floor as she starts to lower her black skirt 
from her waist.

"Oh yeah..." Ryan nods his head as he keeps his eyes on Lilian Garcia.

Lilian cutely laughs "Well thank you..." Lilian replies before she slides her 
skirt down her gorgeous legs and steps out of her skirt, exposing her 
smoothly shaved and moist pussy.

"Wow..." Ryan licks his lips as he admire Lilian's completely naked body.

Lilian licks her lips and places her hands onto her perfectly rounded, smooth 
hips. "So are you just going to stare?"

"Well you know the view is pretty awesome to stare at..." Ryan says as he 
moves towards Lilian as she turns around to place her hands on the desk while 
she bends forward. Ryan places his right hand on Lilian's hip as he guides 
his cock into Lilian Garcia's warm, wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh..." Lilian moans and presses her lips together as she rocks 
forward on her feet, moving forward as Ryan Phillippe begins to thrust his 
cock into her wet pussy from behind.

"Ahhh... mmm ahhh..." Ryan moans as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out 
of Lilian's pussy as she pushes back against him. Lilian Garcia leans forward 
a bit more against the desk as she feels Ryan's cock rapidly pumping in and 
out of her wet and warm pussy, feeling his toned waist smacking lightly 
against her perfectly rounded ass.

"Ahhh.... awww damn..." Ryan grunts as he gradually increases the pace of his 
thrusts as he fucks Lilian's tight wet pussy from behind. Lilian licks her 
lips as she glances back over her shoulder and begins to smoothly push back 
against his cock as she cutely tries to push his cock out of her pussy, 
causing Ryan Phillippe to pump his cock deeper and firmer in response.

"Ohhhh ahhhh mmmm... a lot... better than my ex-wife..." Ryan groans as he 
swiftly thrusts his cock into Lilian's pussy while she rocks back to match 
his pace.

Lilian bites down on her bottom lip and blushes "I guess...I...ohhhhhh...take 
that as a compliment..." Lilian replies as she closes her eyes and smoothly 
rocks back against Ryan Phillippe's cock.

"Ohhhh ahhh it is..." Ryan replies as he rams his cock deeper into Lilian's 
hot pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...." The beautiful former RAW Ring Announcer and Diva moans 
as she moves her gorgeous body back against the famed actor as he thrusts his 
cock steadily into her wet pussy. The star of such films as Crash and Flags 
Of Our Fathers pulls his cock out of Lilian Garcia's tight wet pussy and 
turns her around. Lilian lifts herself up onto the desk and spreads her legs, 
allowing Ryan to step between them in order to push his cock back into her 
pussy. Lilian sweetly smirks at Ryan as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs 
around his waist and starts to lightly rock on the edge of the desk, feeling 
his cock ramming deeply into her pussy.

"Ohhh ahhh..." Ryan grunts as he quickly pumps his cock in and out of 
Lilian's pussy while she leans back on the desk.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm that feels so good..." Lilian Garcia moans as she licks her 
leans and leans her head back, grinding her wet and warm pussy against his 
cock as he firmly thrusts into her.

"Awww... mmm ahhh..." Ryan grunts as he drives his cock into Lilian's pussy 
while she grinds herself against his pistoning shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm" Lilian moans as she starts to rock swiftly toward Ryan 
Phillippe, feeling his cock ramming deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh.... awww...." Ryan groans as his cock starts to throb inside of 
Lilian's wet and hot pussy as he keeps pumping his cock into her. Lilian 
bites down on her bottom lip as she presses her gorgeous legs tighter around 
his toned waist, pulling him closer to her. Ryan grits his teeth slightly as 
he begins to cum inside of Lilian's pussy following one last deep thrust. 
Lilian grinds her tight and wet pussy against his cock, feeling his warm cum 
spraying from his throbbing shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Ryan Phillippe moans as he holds is cock inside of Lilian's 
pussy as he floods her pussy with his load. Lilian smiles at Ryan Phillippe 
as she unhooks her legs from around his waist and sits back slightly on the 
desk.

"Ahhh... so did that... warm you up?" Ryan asks as he slowly pulls his cock 
out of Lilian's pussy.

Lilian nods her head and smiles "Yes...I think it did..."

"That's good I'm glad I could..." Before Ryan can finish what he's going to 
say a loud explosion is heard. The color drains from Ryan Phillippe's face, 
"Ummmm I think I better go check on Will and Kristen..."

Lilian laughs and shakes her head "I've seen a lot of things over the years, 
but this is the craziest..."

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