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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



RAW Hart-Breaker
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

On the afternoon of January 4, 2010 in the cafeteria of Dayton, Ohio's Nutter 
Center, WWE Hall of Famer and Guest host that evening's edition of Monday 
Night RAW, Bret 'Hitman' Hart, wearing black jean shorts, a black 'Hitman' t-
shirt and a black leather jacket, is looking at his long time rival Shawn 
Michaels. The two of them are saying nothing while they stare at each other 
for the first time since the infamous night in Montreal over twelve years 
ago. After a several, long moments, Bret says, "Nice comb-over..." Bret says 
as he comments on Shawn's noticeable hairstyle to hide his receding hairline. 

Shawn is a bit surprised at Bret's comment, "Twelve years... and that's the 
first words you say to me?" Shawn asks.

Bret shrugs his shoulders, "Considering how pointless and drawn out this 
thing has been... I could've said a lot of things..." Bret says.

Shawn nods his head, "Yeah.... Yeah... well you're looking well... if one 
didn't know better, one could say you look like you're ready to go an hour in 
the ring..."

"After seeing what Steamboat pulled off... you never know..." Bret replies.

"Right... well... you're kicking the show off tonight... so...." Shawn starts 
to say.

Bret smiles slightly, "Shawn... I got something planned to start RAW off... 
all I got to say to you for now... is just be ready to come out to the 
ring..."

"What for?" Shawn asks.

"Shawn... I'm here to close the book on THAT night... it ends tonight..." 
Bret says.

"Well...I think both of us want that book closed... I'll see you out 
there..." Shawn Michaels replies before he turns to walk out of the 
cafeteria. As he walks Shawn says to himself, "That went better than I 
thought it would..."

Once Shawn is gone, Bret takes a breath, slides his hands onto his jacket's 
pockets and says to himself, "That went better than I thought it would..."

* * *

Later on, Bret Hart is in the office that has been set up to be his 'Guest 
Host' office for the night. The office is completely themed with photos and 
merchandise from his twenty-four year long career. Bret takes off his jacket 
and lays it on a table in front of a 'Hitman' Teddy Bear when there is a 
knock on the door, "Come in..." Bret says as he looks over to the door that 
leads into his office.

The locker room door opens and the sultry, flawless former Divas Champion, 
Maryse, dressed in a pair of her extremely short and sexy, tight black 
wrestling shorts and her tight fitting black top. Maryse presses her moist 
lips together and seductively narrows her eyes at the Hitman. "Well...if it 
isn't 'The Hitman' Bret Hart..." Maryse says with a smirk as she closes the 
office door behind her. "Bonjour... Bienvenue … Monday Night RAW..."

Bret Hart pauses for a moment before realizing what Maryse has said, "Thank 
you...what can I do for you Maryse?" Bret asks as Maryse stands near the 
closed office door.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she starts to approach Bret Hart 
"Well Hitman... puisque vous ˆtes l'invit‚ ce soir l'h“te...I have a favor to 
ask of you..." Maryse says as she presses her moist and sultry lips together.

"Ok..." Bret nods his head as he slides his hands into his jean shorts' 
pockets.

Maryse tosses her gorgeously flowing and smooth blond hair back as she places 
her hands onto her hips "You see...Bret...that vilain petit peu dou‚s de 
tramp... Melina so unfortunately got injured and she had to back out of her 
Divas Championship..."

"Yeah... that was terrible... I was looking forward to seeing her compete 
tonight..." Bret says as he moves to lean against the armrest of a couch.

Maryse rolls her eyes and arrogantly lets out a breath "Yeah...such a 
shame..." Maryse says in an obviously sarcastic tone. Maryse licks her lips 
as she steps closer to Bret Hart, literally blocking him against the armrest 
of the couch. "You see Bret... Je le veux et je le m‚rite...I want you to 
give me that Divas Championship tonight... et je ferai tout pour cela..." 
Maryse says as she slyly places her hands onto his t-shirt covered chest.

Bret raises an eyebrow, "Listen Maryse... there is a tournament that is 
supposed to take place..." Bret starts to says as Maryse begins to move her 
hands against his t-shirt covered chest, and she's able to feel through the 
t-shirt's material that Bret chest is still well toned.

"There does not need to be some silly tournament..." Maryse says with a sly 
smirk and a roll of her eyes as she slyly moves her hands down from his t-
shirt covered chest and places them onto the front of his jean shorts, 
feeling his crotch through the material.

Bret chuckles slightly as Maryse rubs his crotch, "I know it's been about ten 
years since I've been in a wrestling promotion full time... but you got to 
earn championships..." Bret says.

Maryse slyly lifts her sultry and beautiful eyes to glance up at Bret Hart "I 
earn my championships..." Maryse says as she unsnaps the button of Bret 
Hart's jean shorts.

"Well that's what the tournament is for..." Bret Hart says as Maryse unzips 
his jeans shorts before she reaches into them to pull out Bret's nicely sized 
cock, which is gradually hardening.

"I don't need any silly tournament.... vous me le nom Divas champion ce soir 
Bret..." Maryse says as she narrows her eyes and wraps her left hand around 
his gradually hardening shaft before the self-proclaimed "Sexiest of the 
Sexy" drops down onto her knees on the floor of Bret Hart's office for the 
evening.

"Mmmm... the more things change... the more they remain the same..." Bret 
says to himself as Maryse smoothly moves her left hand back and forth along 
his length of his cock.

Maryse slyly glances up at Bret Hart from down on her knees as she moves her 
left hand up and down his nicely long and thick, now fully hard cock. " 
Personne ne peut r‚sister … Maryse..." Maryse says with a laugh before she 
leans her blond haired head down and slaps her sultry tongue against the head 
of his cock.

"Ahhh..." Bret moans slightly as Maryse beats the head of his cock with her 
soft, wet tongue. Maryse grips Bret's shaft firmly with her left hand as she 
starts to circle and twirl her talented, wet tongue against the head of his 
cock, occasionally teasing his piss-slit with the tip of her tongue. Bret 
places his hands on the armrest of the couch as he looks down at Maryse as 
she slides the tip of her tongue against the piss-slit of his rock hard 
cock while she uses her left hand to stroke it.

"Mmmmmm..." Maryse seductively and slyly moans as she slaps her wet tongue 
against the head of his cock before she parts her pouty and sultry lips, 
lowering her blond haired head, and taking his cock into her incredibly 
talented mouth.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Bret groans as Maryse takes over half of his cock into her 
sultry mouth before she closes her lips down on his shaft. Maryse lifts her 
seductively and easily manipulative eyes to glance up at Bret Hart as she 
starts to bob her blond hair head, sensually and teasingly sucking on his 
cock.

"Mmmmm..." Bret moans as Maryse bobs her head at a slow, teasing pace on his 
cock. Bret smirks slightly down at the gorgeous French-Canadian Diva as she 
sucks his dick. Maryse starts to tap her wet tongue against the bottom slide 
of Bret's cock as she moves her head at a continually smooth pace, sucking on 
his cock with her pouty lips brushing against the shaft.

"Ahhh.... awww..." Bret groans as Maryse drags her moist pouty lips against 
his cock whenever she's lifting her head up on his shaft before lowering her 
down again. Maryse places both of her hands onto Bret Hart's toned waist as 
she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, slapping her tongue against his 
cock.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh...." Bret licks his lips as Maryse pulls his jean shorts all 
the way down to her feet as she swiftly bobs her head up and down on his 
dick. Maryse presses her moist and luscious lips tightly around his shaft 
before she lifts her blond haired head, leaving his cock dripping with 
saliva. "Not bad..." Bret says to Maryse which gets the stunningly hot Diva 
to raise an eyebrow.

"No. .. non ... non ... Bret qui a ‚t‚ parfait..." Maryse says with a smirk 
as she scoots back on her knees and proceeds to lift her black top, exposing 
her perfectly rounded and juicy, tanned tits.

"You know I don't speak French..." Bret says with a soft laugh as he takes a 
look at Maryse's perfectly shaped and large tits. Maryse rolls her eyes and 
arrogantly sighs at Bret Hart before smirking at him and seductively rises 
from her knees on the office floor, standing up. Maryse places her hands onto 
her seductively curved and smoothly shaped hips before pushing her short and 
tight black shorts down from her waist. Bret smirks slightly as Maryse lowers 
her short, tight fitting black shorts as he takes off his t-shirt. Even at 
fifty-two years of age, Bret remains in good shape with a nicely toned upper 
body.

Maryse bites down on her bottom lip and seductively looks at Bret Hart. 
"Mmmmm.... cherche toujours la bonne..." Maryse says before she steps out of 
her black shorts and stands completely naked in front of him. Bret steps away 
from the couch as Maryse checks him out. The former seven-time World Champion 
takes hold of Maryse's hips and moves her to where she can bend over the 
armrest of the couch. The 'Hitman' gets behind Maryse and proceeds to 
smoothly guide his cock into her warm and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and slyly glances over her shoulder to look 
back at Bret Hart, feeling his shaft deeply inside of her perfectly wet and 
tight pussy. Bret Hart places his hands on Maryse's waist as he begins to 
firmly thrust his nicely long and thick cock in and out of her tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh mmmmm juste comme ‡a Hitman..." Maryse seductively groans 
and leans her blond haired head back as she places her hands onto the couch, 
while bending over the armrest, rocking back on her feet against Bret's 
thrusting cock.

"Ahhh.... ahhhh.... awww..." Bret groans as he pumps his cock into Maryse's 
pussy. The WWE Hall of Famer gradually pulls Maryse back against him so that 
her gorgeous ass smacks against his waist as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and flips her blond hair back, licking her 
lips, as she rocks back and forth on her feet. Maryse's flawless and 
seductive body grinds back against Bret's cock as he swiftly pumps his shaft 
into her pussy from behind. Bret presses his teeth together as he drills 
Maryse's pussy with swift and firm thrusts. With each of his thrusts, Bret 
pushes his cock all the way into Maryse's wet and warm cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh Bret... si bon... si bon..." Maryse moans and 
lustfully tilts her head back as she grinds her sultry, tanned ass back and 
feels his cock ramming deeply into her pussy from behind.

"Ahhh.... mmmm...." Bret groans as he drills Maryse's pussy with deep thrusts 
as she pushes back against him. Maryse seductively licks her teeth and slyly 
glances over her shoulder to look back at Bret Hart, while she rocks back and 
forth on her feet, with Bret's cock thrusting in and out of her pussy. Bret 
Hart smirks at Maryse as he keeps his cock pumping in and out of Maryse's hot 
and tight pussy before he pulls out suddenly.

Maryse presses her pouty and moist lips together as she slightly glares back 
at Bret Hart. "Ce n'‚tait pas trŠs gentil Mr. Hitman..."

"Huh?" Bret asks with a raised eyebrow before he moves to sit on the couch as 
Maryse follows him. Maryse tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she moves 
to stand in front of Bret Hart as he sits on the couch. Maryse slyly smirks 
at Bret as she places her hands onto his shoulders and proceeds to straddle 
his lap, lowering her incredibly seductive body down onto his cock.

"Mmmm..." Bret Hart groans as Maryse lowers herself all the way down on his 
nicely sized cock. After she places her hands on his shoulders, Maryse begins 
to rock slowly on Bret's shaft.

Maryse grits her teeth and closes her eyes as she starts to rock back and 
forth on Bret's cock, smoothly grinding her pussy down on his shaft. 
"Ohhhhh...mmmm...you like that Bret?" Maryse lustfully groans.

"Mmmmm ahhh it's not bad..." Bret replies with a grin as he begins to thrust 
his cock upward inside of Maryse's pussy. Maryse leans her blond haired head 
back as starts to rock on Bret's cock as a quicker pace, grinding her wet and 
tight pussy against his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww..." Bret groans as Maryse grinds herself sharply on his upward 
thrusting cock.

Maryse rubs her sultry and pouty lips together as she bounces up and down on 
Bret's cock, feeling his shaft working upward into her tight pussy. 
"Ohhhhh...oui...oui...oui"

"Ahhh... mmmm... awww..." Bret Hart moans as the former Divas Champion 
bounces up and down on his pistoning cock as she moves her hands from his 
shoulders to place them on his chest. Maryse locks her seductive and 
beautiful eyes with Bret as she rapidly bounces up and down on his cock, her 
pussy tightening against his shaft.

"Ahhh... aww..." Bret groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Maryse's 
tightening wet pussy as she swiftly rides his cock. Maryse arrogantly flips 
her blond hair back as she grinds her pussy down on Bret's cock as she soon 
begins to cum.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Bret moans as he starts to cum inside of Maryse's soaking 
wet pussy. Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks at Bret as she feels his warm 
cum flooding her pussy, while she slowly rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm...." Bret licks his lips as his cock throbs as he fills Maryse's pussy 
with his warm cum. Once he's finished cumming, the arrogant French-Canadian 
Diva begins to lift herself off of the evening's Guest Host.

Maryse places her hands onto her gorgeously curved, smooth, tanned hips and 
arrogantly flips her blond hair back. "Now...Bret, tonight you will name me 
the new Divas Champion..." Maryse says with a confident smirk.

"Actually Maryse..." Bret says, "The Divas Championship Tournament is still 
going to happen and you will have to win it to become the new Divas 
Champion..."

Maryse narrows her eyes and slightly glares at Bret Hart " Etes-vous 
s‚rieux?"

"If you asked what I think you asked, yes I am serious..." Bret Hart replies, 
"Championships are won in the ring... and if you are as good as you think you 
are, you would have no problem winning..."

Maryse arrogantly shakes her blond haired head in protest. "No...no...you 
know, Bret, Mr. McMahon was right.... Bret viss‚s Bret..."

Bret smirks as he can tell what Maryse has said to him, "Actually Maryse... I 
just screwed you..." Bret says. Maryse looks disgustedly at Bret Hart before 
she rudely raises her left hand up toward Bret Hart and arrogantly tells him 
to silence with her hand motion. Bret pushes Maryse's hand away from his 
face, "And to tell the truth Maryse, Melina is twice the Diva you are... now 
get out of my office."

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