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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



RAW In The Fast Lane
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

As WWE Hall of Famer Bret Hart destroys the RAW announce table during the 
February 8, 2010 episode of Monday Night RAW, NASCAR Driver Carl Edwards is 
in his office located in Lafayette, Louisiana's Cajun Dome, watching the 
chaos on a flat screen television. "Whew... I hope Bret gets his hands on 
Vince at WrestleMania... that would be sweet..." Carl says to himself and 
he's wearing a black 'We've Got You Under Our Wing' sweatshirt and blue 
jeans. As RAW goes off the air, there's a knock on his office door. "Hold 
on..." Carl says as he turns off the television before walking over to the 
door to open it, "Yes?" Carl says before he looks out into the hallway.

"Carl Edwards! Oh my god! I'm such a huge fan!" The sexy and sassy Alicia 
Fox, says as she stands out in the hallway, dressed in a pair of tight 
fitting jeans and a black revealing top.

"Well that's cool Alicia... what can I do for you?" Carl Edwards says as he 
seems a bit surprised by Alicia saying she's a fan of his.

Alicia Fox smiles and nods her head "Oh...well...I was wondering if I could 
speak to you about something..." Alicia asks before she begins to step into 
the office of Monday Night RAW's Guest Host, Carl Edwards. " By the way...I 
loved the touchdown you made a few weeks ago..."

Carl Edwards raises an eyebrow, "Um... I'm not a football player..." Carl 
laughs lightly as he closes his office door.

Alicia raises an eyebrow and glances back at Carl Edwards. "Ummm...yeah... 
right..." Alicia Fox laughs "You're that golfer...right?" Alicia asks before 
shaking her head. "Regardless...I'm a huge fan!"

Carl laughs a bit and scratches the back of his head, "Ok before you say I'm 
a lacrosse player... what did you need to see me about?" Carl asks.

Alicia presses her lips together and places her hands onto her hips, 
completely showing off her arrogant attitude toward the Guest Host of Monday 
Night RAW. "Well...I'm a bit disappointed that you failed to put me on the 
show tonight....I mean...you know who I am, right?" Alicia asks with a slight 
snap.

"Yeah I do... you're Alicia Fox... the Diva who smacked the taste out of Dule 
Hill's mouth a couple of weeks ago..." Carl Edwards says before adding, "And 
I had a spot for you on the show... but when Christian showed up... it seemed 
like a good idea to put him in a match right away..." Carl explains.

Alicia raises an eyebrow "But I'm the top Diva on RAW...I deserved to be on 
the show..."

"I'm sorry... if things were different you would've had a spot in the first 
hour..." Carl says apologetically.

Alicia Fox folds her arms and narrows her eyes at Carl Edwards. "You're just 
intimidated by me..." Alicia says with a sly smirk.

"Intimidated?" Carl asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah...." Alicia says with a smirk as she slyly licks her lips.

"I am not intimidated..." Carl laughs a bit, "I drive faster that a 170 miles 
per hour for a living... I don't get intimidated."

Alicia seductively laughs as she steps toward Carl Edwards "Because you are 
intimidate of me...you're afraid of how stunning I am..."

"Hey now... you are hot... but I'm not intimidated by you..." Carl replies as 
Alicia steps closer to him.

Alicia licks her feisty lips as she now stands directly in front of Carl 
Edwards, placing her hands onto his sweatshirt covered, muscular chest. "I 
think you are...."

"And what makes you think that?" Carl Edwards asks as Alicia grabs the 
material of his sweatshirt.

"Because I see that look in your eyes...and more importantly...I know that 
look..." Alicia says as she slyly moves her hands against his sweatshirt 
covered chest before she roughly pulls on the material, lifting the 
sweatshirt from his upper body.

Completely amused by Alicia Fox, Carl lifts his arms up to let Alicia remove 
his sweatshirt, revealing his extremely well defined and muscular upper body. 
"What look?" Carl asks as Alicia drops his sweatshirt on the floor.

Alicia smirks slightly as she gently traces his well-defined, muscular abs 
with her left index finger. "The look of desire...but at the same time... 
you're unsure if you can handle someone as foxy as me..."

Carl smirks a bit, "If I can handle a 3,400 pound race car on a track while 
racing against 40 other highly skilled drivers... I can handle you..."

Alicia Fox licks her teeth and laughs "I doubt it..." Alicia says as she 
places her feisty hands onto the belt around his jeans, before eagerly 
unbuckling his belt and roughly pulling the belt through the loops of his 
jeans.

"If anything... you look intimidated..." Carl Edwards says Alicia eagerly 
unsnaps and unzips his jeans before she grabs his jeans waistline.

Alicia Fox shakes her head and laughs "I never get intimidated..." Alicia 
replies before she smoothly jerks his jeans down from his toned waist.

"You might be..." Carl Edwards says as his meaty foot long cock flops out of 
his jeans as Alicia jerks them down his legs.

Alicia shakes her head and teasingly laughs as she lowers herself down onto 
her knees in front of Carl Edwards. "I highly doubt it..." Alicia says as she 
glances up and smoothly wraps her left hand around his hardened shaft and 
begins to smoothly stroke his cock with her hand.

"Mmmm...." Carl Edwards moans as Alicia moves her left hand back and forth 
along the length of his long, hard shaft. Alicia narrows her eyes and slyly 
smirks up at Carl Edwards as she continues to move her left hand against his 
long shaft before she lowers her head and slaps her wet, feisty tongue 
against his shaft. Alicia then begins to guide her tongue teasingly against 
his long shaft. Carl licks his lips as he looks down at Alicia Fox as she 
slides her tongue down the sides of his cock as continues to pump her hand up 
and down on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Alicia Fox seductively moans as she drags her wet tongue up 
Carl's long shaft before reaching the head of his cock and proceeds to open 
her mouth before lowering her head on his cock.

"Ahhh..." Carl Edwards moans as Alicia begins to bob her head on his large 
impressive cock as she keeps her left hand working on the lower half of his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Alicia Fox moans as she presses her moist and sassy 
lips around his thick cock, smoothly bobbing her head up and down on his 
shaft, while working her left hand lightly on the bottom half of his cock. 
Carl places his hands on his waist as he steps out of his jeans while Alicia 
sucks his cock and strokes it at the same time. Alicia closes her eyes as she 
focuses completely on moving her head at a smooth and steadily pace as she 
perfectly sucks on his cock, her moist lips rubbing back and forth on his 
shaft as she maneuvers her head.

"Ahhh... awww...." Carl moans as Alicia takes his cock deeper into her mouth 
as she places her right hand on Carl's right leg while she holds his dick 
firmly at the base with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmm....Mmmmmmm..." Alicia moans as she slightly turns her head on his 
cock before bobbing her head at a quicker pace, slapping her tongue teasingly 
against his shaft as she sucks on his cock. Carl Edwards licks his lips as he 
watches Alicia twist and turns her head on his cock whenever she reaches the 
head of his shaft as she continues to suck his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...." Alicia moans as her wet saliva drips of his cock 
before she lowers her head further down, taking him deeply into her sultry 
mouth.

"Ahhh.... awww...." Carl moans as he tilts his head back as Alicia deep 
throats his entire cock with ease. Alicia presses her lips tighter on his 
shaft as she holds his cock deeply inside of her mouth, as she rocks her head 
back and forth, feeling his long shaft brushing against her sassy lips.

"Mmmm so... I take it... you drive a stick shift?" Carl asks after his cock 
escapes Alicia's hot and wet mouth.

Alicia slyly laughs as she glances up at Carl Edwards, "Of course I do!"

"I thought so..." Carl Edwards grins as Alicia takes off her black top to 
reveal her firm round tits and toned upper body. Alicia stands up from the 
floor and shows off her large and juicy black tits to Carl Edwards before she 
unbuttons her tight fitting jeans and pushes them down her curved hips. Carl 
licks his lips as he watches Alicia take off her jeans and he sees her 
smoothly shaved pussy and long, toned legs.

Alicia smirks and narrows her eyes as she steps out of her jeans and kicks 
them aside, "Intimidated, yet?"

"Not even close..." Carl says as he grabs Alicia and smoothly moves her over 
towards the long catering table that earlier in the night was used to display 
some sandwiches from Subway. The driver of the #99 Aflac Ford Fusion bends 
the sassy black Diva over the table and proceeds to thrust his long, meaty 
cock into her pussy from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm yeah....just like that...." Alicia Fox moans as she 
sharply rocks forward against the catering table, feeling Carl Edwards's cock 
deeply inside of her pussy and steadily thrusting.

"Ahhh..." Carl moans as he places his hands on Alicia's hips as he smoothly 
pumps his cock in and out of Alicia's hot tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah..." Alicia moans as she feels Carl's cock driving 
rapidly into her tight pussy, feeling his muscular waist smacking against her 
nicely juicy ass. Carl licks his lips as he steadily increases the pace of 
his thrusts as he fucks the smoking hot Diva from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh... ohhhhh yeah!" Alicia Fox moans and grits her teeth as she starts 
to smoothly rock back, forcing herself against his thrusting cock.

"Awww.... ahhh.... mmmm..." Carl Edwards grunts as he continues to speed up 
his thrusts as he drives his cock deeply Alicia's pussy.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm" Alicia moans and leans her head back as she grinds her 
pussy back against his cock as he deeply thrusts his cock into her tight 
pussy.

"Ahhhh... mmmm too much for you?" Carl asks and groans as he continues to 
deeply fuck Alicia's pussy with his long and thick cock.

"Ohhhhhh...no....not at all...." Alicia groans as she smoothly rocks back on 
his cock, while bent over the catering table. Carl smirks a bit as he drives 
his cock into Alicia's pussy before he pulls out. The muscular NASCAR Driver 
turns Alicia around and lifts her onto the catering table. He then steps 
between her legs and pushes his large dick back into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh!" Alicia moans and grits her teeth as she feels his cock entering 
her tight and wet pussy before he starts to rapidly thrust his cock, deeply 
driving his shaft into her. "Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah..." Alicia moans, hooking 
her stunning legs around his muscular waist as she rocks on the edge of the 
catering table.

"Ahhh... awww... mmmm...." Carl grunts as he drives his cock swiftly in and 
out of Alicia's hot tight pussy as the gorgeous black diva rocks against him. 
Alicia leans her head back and closes her eyes as she places her hands onto 
his strong arms as she rocks against his thrusting cock, feeling his shaft 
ramming deeper and quicker into her pussy.

"Ahhh.... ahhhh awwww..." Carl Edwards grunts as he slams his large thick 
cock into Alicia's wet pussy. Carl places his hands on Alicia's thighs and 
pulls her forward as he drills her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Alicia lustfully moans as she grinds her pussy back 
against his rock hard cock as he deeply drives his shaft into her pussy, 
causing her to rock on the edge of the catering table.

"Ahhh...ohhh fuck.... mmmm..." Carl groans as his cock starts to throb inside 
of Alicia's black cunt as he continues to fuck her with quick thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...is that all you've got Carl..." Alicia asks with a smirk as she 
pushes back against his cock.

"Ohhh I got more...." Carl says as he pulls Alicia's legs from around his 
muscular waist so that he and pull his shaft out of her cunt. Carl then 
pushes Alicia to lay on the catering table before he lifts her legs up to 
drape them over his shoulders so that he can then force his cock into her 
tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" Alicia lustfully and loudly moans as she lays her head 
completely down on the catering table, while Carl Edwards pumps his cock 
deeply into her tight asshole, with a quickness similar to that of what he 
uses on the racetrack.

Carl places his hands on Alicia's waist and the sides of his arms press 
against Alicia's raised legs as he repeatedly pulls his cock out of her ass 
before forcing it back in.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh!" Alicia moans as she smoothly and quickly 
slides against the catering table while Carl Edwards deeply rams his cock 
into her tight asshole, sweat dripping of her foxy, curved body.

"Ahhh... awww... ahhh..." Carl Edwards grits his teeth as his body drips with 
sweat as he pounds Alicia's asshole relentlessly with his throbbing shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Alicia Fox moans and slightly arches her back as 
she feels his cock noticeably throbbing inside of her tight asshole.

"Ahhh... mmmm... awww..." Carl Edwards groans as his begins to cum inside of 
Alicia Fox's tight asshole. Alicia Fox licks her sultry lips as she feels his 
warm cum rush into her tight asshole as his thrusts begin to gradually slow 
down.

"Mmmm... see... I handled you real good..." Carl Edwards says with a moan as 
he pulls his cock out of Alicia's ass and he shoots some of his load onto her 
smooth black skin.

Alicia raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at Carl Edwards. "You weren't so 
bad..."

Carl smirks a bit, "Weren't so bad?" Carl asks, "I took you down the fast 
lane..."

Alicia Fox presses her pouty and sultry lips together as she sits up on the 
catering table. "Yeah...but you still failed to have me on RAW tonight...and 
just think you would have had a perfect show if you did that..."

Carl laughs, "Well next time I host I'll make sure you're on the show... ok?"

Alicia Fox rolls her eyes "That is if you're even asked back..."

"I'll be back... I had a lot of fun tonight," Carl says with a confident 
smile.

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