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Kristi and Dice present: RAW: The A-List Show by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Hours before the start of the April 5, 2010 edition of Monday Night RAW which will air from I-Wireless Center in Moline, Illinois, Guest Host and NXT Rookie 'The A-Lister' David Otunga, wearing a $250 sleeveless black and white vest and $500 custom made jeans, is in his private office, making sure everything is perfect before the show starts and his friends from Hollywood arrive. "Yeah that's what I'm... what the hell is this?" Otunga snaps as he notices a large framed poster that features him along with the other seven NXT Rookies. "Oh hell no..." Otunga walks over to the open door and looks out into the hallway, "Hey... hey you!" Otunga yells as he motions for a WWE backstage assistant to come over. "Yes, can I help you?" The assistant asks. "Yeah... didn't you get the memo?" Otunga asks. "Memo?" The assistant asks. "Yeah... there was to be nothing in here to show who the other NXT Rookies are, I ain't gonna have my boys ask questions about them nobodies on NXT... I want that picture out of here!" Otunga yells as he points at the NXT poster. "Ok... I'll remove it..." The assistant replies before he enters Otunga's office and proceeds to remove the framed NXT poster from the wall. "And there better be 425 Green M&Ms in that bowl, cause I'm gonna count 'em!" Otunga says as the WWE backstage assistant walks away while the Divas Champion Maryse, wearing an elegant black dress approaches the evening's guest host. Maryse presses her sultry and luscious lips together as she slyly looks over David Otunga, sizing up the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW and NXT Rookie. Maryse tosses her flowing blond hair back as she adjusts the WWE Divas Championship which is against her left shoulder. " Enfin un invit‚ que je peux porter avec..." Maryse says with a smirk "Allow me to introduce myself...I am the Sexiest of the Sexy...and the greatest Divas Champion of all time...Maryse!" Otunga looks at Maryse and smirks, "Yeah I know who you are... best Diva on RAW and you got class..." Otunga says. Maryse licks her perfectly white teeth and nods her head "Il est bon de savoir que vous payez attention..." Maryse says before she slyly tosses her gorgeous blond hair back once again. "Forgive me...but I didn't come here for a nice little...ummm chat, I came to talk about business..." "Sure... of course, step into my office..." David Otunga says as he motions towards his office. As Maryse starts to step inside, Otunga notices how perfectly her dress hugs against her body. Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at David Otunga before she slides the Divas Championship off of her shoulder and sets it down on the table. "You see....I happened to notice that I have to defend my Divas Championship tonight in a fatal four-way match..." Maryse pauses and shakes her head "Cela ne va pas fonctionner..." Maryse places her hands onto her gorgeously curved and sultry shaped hips "I'm sure you know...that looking this good" Maryse says motioning to her perfectly fitted, sexy and elegant black dress "...I simply can't compete tonight..." "Oh really?" Otunga asks as he closes the office door, "So... what do you suggest? Cause I'm all about making RAW straight A-List tonight..." Maryse laughs " Je suis content que vous demandez, parce que j'ai l'id‚e parfaite..." Maryse proudly smirks "How does this sound monsieur Guest Host...A battle royal and the winner gets the chance to face me... un … un... you could even make it say a 'Dressed To Impress' Battle Royal..." Maryse says before rolling her eyes arrogantly "Of course no one will look as good as I do..." David Otunga nods his head, "Yeah... yeah that'll work... I'm gonna make that happened for tonight...glad I came up with that..." Otunga smirks. Maryse raises an eyebrow and glances at David Otunga " Quoi que vous disiez..." Maryse says with a rolls of her eyes as she slyly glances at the NXT Rookie. "Now...is there anything I could for you?" Otunga strokes his chin, "You know I'm engaged to Jennifer Hudson... I get all the Hollywood perks... how about you show me what kind of perks you give real A-List stars like me." Maryse laughs slyly "Oh...I could definitely do that..." Maryse says as she steps closer to David Otunga. "All right then show me..." David Otunga smirks. Maryse licks her luscious and perfectly sultry lips before she lowers onto her knees, positioning her directly in front of him. Maryse places her hands onto his waist and carefully unbuttons and unzips his expensive custom made jeans and gracefully pulls them down from his nicely muscular waist. "I like how you're thinking..." Otunga says as Maryse lowers his custom made jeans from his muscular waist and down his legs. Otunga's nicely sized cock hangs between his legs and it is gradually starting to harden. "Mmmmmm... maintenant je vois pas pourquoi vous avez le gros ego..." Maryse says with a laugh as she places her right hand around his hardening black cock and leans her blond haired head forward to delicately drag her tongue against his shaft. "Mmmm... ahh yeah..." David Otunga moans as Maryse slides her tongue around the head of his stiff black cock. Maryse slyly narrows her eyes as she taps her tongue playfully against the head of his cock for a few moments before returning to sliding her tongue in a circular motion, while smoothly moving her right hand against his fully hard and thick shaft. "Ahhhh..." Otunga licks his lips as he looks down at the gorgeous blond haired Divas Champion as she works her tongue over the head of his cock while she strokes the shaft with her right hand. Maryse closes her eyes as she parts her pouty and perfectly moist lips before she lowers her head and slyly swallows his cock, taking him into her mouth. Maryse presses her luscious lips around his shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head on the A-List NXT Rookie's cock. "Mmmm yeah.... suck that black dick..." David Otunga groans as Maryse bobs her head at a steady pace on his shaft. Maryse places her left hand onto his muscular waist as she starts to bob her head at a gradually quickening pace as her pouty lips brush back and forth on his shaft, perfectly sucking his cock. "Mmmm ahhh..." Otunga moans as Maryse sucks and slurps on his rock hard cock at a brisk pace. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Maryse seductively moans as she turns her blond haired head on his cock before she takes David Otunga's cock deeper into her lustful and sultry mouth as her saliva drips from his cock. "Ahhh.... mmmm..." Otunga groans as he starts to remove his expensive vest to reveal his muscular upper body while Maryse deep throats his entire cock with ease. Maryse slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his thick cock as she moves her blond haired head back and forth on his cock, smoothly working her lips against his shaft as her hands gently move against his muscular legs. "Ahhh damn... yeah... ahh..." Otunga groans as Maryse keeps her brisk pace as she continues to blow the A-List NXT Rookie. Maryse lifts her seductive and beautiful eyes to look up at David Otunga as she perfectly rocks her blond haired head back and forth on his cock, impressively deep throating his cock with single, quick bobs her head. "Mmmm shit... ahhh you really know how to treat a real A-List star..." Otunga groans as Maryse twists and turns her head on his dick while she bobs her head on it. Maryse slowly lifts her head off of David Otunga's cock and slyly smirks up at him. "Pensez-vous que les diff‚rents?" David Otunga smirks, "Now how about getting out of that dress..." Otunga says as he gives no indication that he understood what Maryse asked him. Maryse smirks as she scoots back on her knees before the stunning Divas Champion stands up from the floor and in a smooth motion pulls the straps of her elegant black dress off of her tanned, smooth shoulders. Otunga smirks as he watches the gorgeous Divas Champion begins to lower her elegant black dress. Maryse seductively flips her blond hair back as she slides the black dress down from her hips and down her gorgeous legs, stepping out of the dress before she kicks the dress to the stand and now stands completely naked. Her gorgeously toned and curved tanned body with her large and juicy tits, and her shaved pussy. "Yeah that's what I'm talking about..." Otunga says as he moves to sit down on one of the large leather couches that are in his office. "Bring that fine ass over here..." "Seulement pour une v‚ritable star A-List..." Maryse says with a sly laugh as she walks over to the couch where David Otunga is sitting and places her hands onto his strong shoulders before she straddles his lap and eases herself down onto his cock. "Mmmmm.... yeah..." Otunga groans as Maryse lowers herself onto his rock hard black cock. The NXT Rookie places his hands on Maryse's hips as he starts to thrust his cock upward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...oui...oui..." Maryse moans lustfully as she begins to rock on David Otunga's cock as he pumps his shaft upward into her tight, wet pussy. "Ahhhh.... awww..." Otunga groans as he thrusts his cock upward into Maryse's pussy while she rocks back and forth on his shaft. Maryse grits her teeth as she moves her hands from his muscular shoulders to his muscular, impressively built chest as she rocks back and forth on his cock, lightly bouncing as she feels his shaft pumping up into her pussy. "Mmmmm ahhhh.... ahhh..." David Otunga moans as Maryse bounces up and down on his cock as he continues to thrust his shaft up into her cunt. "Ohhhhhhh....mmmmm...ohhhhh oui..." Maryse moans lustfully as she grinds her gorgeous body down on Otunga's cock as he swiftly starts to pump his cock upward into her pussy, causing her to sharply bounce on his shaft. "Ohhhhhhh....mmmmm...ohhhhh oui..." Maryse moans lustfully as she grinds her gorgeous body down on Otunga's cock as he swiftly starts to pump his cock upward into her pussy, causing her to sharply bounce on his shaft. "Mmmmm.... ahhh.... ahhhh..." Otunga grunts as he speeds up his pace as he keeps thrusting his cock deeply up into Maryse's tight wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm putain vous aimez Maryse ... ne vous?" Maryse moans as she grinds her pussy down against his cock every time she drops down on his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah.... ahhhh shit..." Otunga grunts as he turns on the couch to lay Maryse down so that he can get on top of her while continuing to drive his dick into her pussy. Maryse licks her lips and places her hands onto David Otunga's strong arms as he starts to rapidly pump his cock into her wet pussy, causing her to rock on the couch as she lays back "Ohhhhhh! Oui! Oui!" "Ahhhh.... mmmmm awww..." Otunga groans loudly as he slams his rock hard cock into Maryse's pussy while she holds onto him. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! Je suis meilleur que vous avez jamais eu..." Maryse moans as she hooks her stunningly tanned and smooth legs around his muscular waist as he rapidly drives his cock into her pussy. "Ahhh yeah... awww.... ahhhh..." Otunga groans as he keeps slamming his entire cock into Maryse's wet pussy as his shaft begins to throb. Maryse licks her luscious lips as she gently grinds and rocks her body forward against his cock as she feels him rapidly slamming his cock deeply into her pussy. "Ohhhhh! Oui! Oui!" Maryse moans. "Ahhh... awww fuck.... ahhhh... awww!" David Otunga groans as he starts to cum inside of Maryse's tight wet snatch. Maryse licks her luscious lips and closes her eyes as she feels his warm cum flooding her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...." Maryse moans as she relaxes on the couch, her tanned skin lightly coated with sweat. "Mmmm ahhh yeah... now that... was A-List quality... mmm.." Otunga grunts as he thrusts his cock into Maryse's pussy until he's finished cumming. Maryse slyly smirks up at David Otunga "Now...if you need anything else, you just let me know..." Otunga smirks, "I got a few of my friends coming by for the show... need someone to show them a good time..." Maryse licks her lips and nods her head slightly " Consid‚rez-faire..." -END-