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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



RAW's Ultimate Catch
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Hours before the start of the September 13, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night 
RAW, in the office containing the giant RAW Roulette Wheel at Cincinnati, 
Ohio's US Bank Arena, the Bengals All-Pro wide receiver and Reality TV Star 
Chad Ochocinco, wearing a gray t-shirt and jeans, is with WWE Superstar 
Daniel Bryan. "Hey dawg, I really had you as my pick for that first run of 
NXT, I bet if you had a real pro you would've scored big like I did yesterday 
when I caught that pass for a big touchdown." Chad says.

"Oh there's no doubt about that," Daniel grins, "Just like there's no doubt 
that I'll show the world why that joke wears dark trunks when I put him in 
the LeBell Lock this Sunday at Night of Champions... just wish I could get my 
hands on him tonight."

Chad nods his head, "Hey tonight is the return of RAW Roulette... things may 
just fall in your favor..." Chad says.

Daniel rubs his hands together, "That would be perfect..." Daniel says as WWE 
Divas Champion Melina approaches him and Chad Ochocinco

"Excuse me Daniel, Eve wanted to know if you can show her that new leg lock 
you were telling her about..." Melina says as she notices Chad checking her 
out a bit.

"Sure... you know where she's at?" Daniel asks.

"Oh she's down in the ring," Melina replies.

"Great... hey Chad it was great chatting with you," Daniel says as he and 
Chad shakes hands.

"Likewise dawg," Chad replies. Once Daniel Bryan has walked away, Chad looks 
at Melina, "Now there's a guy I would love on my team every Sunday... hi I'm 
Chad Ochocinco.." Chad says as he extends his hand to the reigning Divas 
Champion.

Melina, dressed in a pair of designer jeans and a low-cut white top, smirks 
as she shakes Chad Ochocinco's hand. "Oh...I know who you are..." Melina says 
with a smile as she lets go of Chad's hand, "I'm Melina...and I happen to be 
a big deal around here..." Melina says as she confidently tosses her gorgeous 
dark black hair back. Melina pauses and looks in the direction that Daniel 
Bryan left in " And him..." Melina says as she points in the direction he 
left in "Between me and you...he's kind of a loser..." Melina says with a 
roll of her eyes. "He won't even go out and party..."

"Sounds like half the guys I play with..." Chad laughs, "Cares more about 
what goes on in the field than living the high life..." Chad says as Melina 
looks at him, "Now me? I like being everywhere possible... if you've seen my 
show."

Melina nods her head and smirks "Oh yeah...I've seen.." Melina says as she 
places her hands onto her hips. "Although...I must say I'm a bit disappointed 
that your good buddy T.O. didn't make the trip to RAW with you..."

Chad shrugs, "Oh he wants to put on a 'good boy' act to show he can keep the 
headlines nonexistent... he may do RAW in the off-season who knows...."

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks. "So are you still looking for your 
Ultimate Catch, Chad?" Melina asks as she slyly glances over the Bengals 
wide-receiver.

"Yup still looking..." Chad nods his head, "Searching high and searching 
low..."

Melina steps closer to Chad Ochocinco. "Oh...and one other thing Chad... 
between me and you...I have no problem receiving..." Melina says with a sly 
and seductive smirk.

Chad grins at the reigning Divas Champion, "Sounds like I should put you to 
my Ultimate Test..."

Melina raises an eyebrow and laughs "I have no problem taking any test of 
yours, Chad..."

"We'll just have to see about that... if you want to take a chance right here 
in front of the big wheel..." Chad Ochocinco says.

Melina nods her head and turns directly to face Ochocinco. "Oh I can take a 
chance..."

Alright then.... alright..." Chad nods his head a bit before he raises his 
hands and places them on Melina's waist to pull her just a bit closer as he 
leans down to kiss the WWE Diva's Champion. Melina places her hands onto his 
shirt covered chest and moans softly as she begins to kiss the NFL star back, 
pressing her luscious lips against his lips, as he slides his tongue into her 
mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Chad moans into Melina's mouth as she slides his tongue against 
her lips. The All-Pro Wide-Receiver then slides his hands behind Melina and 
cups her ass through the material of her designer jeans.

"Mmmmmmm..." Melina moans as she lightly pulls on Chad Ochocinco's shirt as 
she lightly grinds forward against him, while moving her tongue against his 
tongue as she kisses him. Chad slaps his tongue against Melina's tongue while 
he gives her ass a firm squeeze with his strong hands. Melina slyly breaks 
the kiss and smirks at Chad Ochocinco as she lowers her hands from his shirt 
covered chest to his waist, teasingly brushing her fingers against the belt 
around his jeans.

"Show me what you got..." Chad says as Melina starts to slowly unbuckle his 
belt as number 85 takes off his shirt revealing his muscular hot black chest 
and abs.

Melina presses her lips together as she looks at his black muscular chest and 
abs. "Definitely hot..." Melina says as she unhooks his belt and lowers her 
hands to slide them against the crotch of his jeans.

"View is pretty good from up here..." Chad says as he looks down at Melina as 
she slides her hands over the crotch of jeans to try to get an idea of how 
large the NFL Superstar's cock is. Melina smirks as she completely settles 
herself down onto her knees in front of his and suddenly slides the belt out 
from his jeans causing a snapping sound to echo throughout the surrounding 
area. Chad licks his lips as Melina starts to pull down his jeans from his 
waist, revealing his powerful legs and his incredibly long and thick black 
cock that gets Melina's attention almost instantly. 

Melina seductively and slyly smirks up at Chad Ochocinco, locking her 
manipulative eyes with him, as she proceeds to place her left hand around his 
long and meaty black cock. Melina teasingly lowers her head and wraps her 
pouty lips around the head of his black cock before pulling her head 
immediately, just allowing herself a quick taste of his cock and allowing 
Chad the quick sensation of her skilled mouth.

"Mmmm..." Chad moans and smirks down at Melina as she glances up at him and 
smirks before she starts to flick her tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Melina moans as she presses her lips together and spits some 
saliva down onto the head of Chad's black cock before turning her tongue to 
the head of his cock and teasingly flicks her tongue against the tip, sliding 
her saliva around. Chad places his hands on his muscular waist as Melina 
flicks her tongue a bit more intensely against the head of his cock before 
switching to slapping her tongue against his dick. Melina turns her head 
slightly to the side and slaps her tongue at a differently angle against the 
head of Chad's cock, while moving her left hand smoothly and slyly against 
his rock hard black shaft.

"Ohhh yeah you know what to do with a black dick don't ya..." Chad Ochocinco 
moans as Melina works her tongue all over his massive dark tool.

"Mmmmmm...ohhh yeah...you bet I know what to do!" Melina says before she 
slyly narrows her eyes while looking at Ochocinco and opens her mouth to take 
his black cock greedily inside. Wrapping her pouty and luscious lips around 
his shaft, the reigning Divas Champion begins to steadily and smoothly bob 
her head to suck on his incredibly long black cock.

"Ohhh shit...." Chad moans as Melina bobs her head on his big black cock 
while she also keeps her left hand moving along the length of his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Melina moans lustfully around Chad's black cock as 
her head freely bobs back and forth, with her tongue batting back and forth 
on his cock as she works her oral skills over the NFL wide-receiver's cock. 
Chad Ochocinco places his right hand on Melina's head as she swiftly moves 
her head back and forth on long stiff cock while Chad starts to pump his cock 
into her wide open mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!" Melina moans and begins to 
lustfully scream around Chad Ochocinco's black cock as he starts to pump his 
cock deeply into her mouth, causing his shaft to rub back and forth on her 
tongue, with saliva dripping onto his shaft and occasionally dripping out of 
her mouth.

"Ohhh fuck you got mouth made for receiving..." Chad moans as he fucks 
Melina's mouth with quick thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh! AHHHHHH!" Melina moans and seductively gags for a 
moment as the head of Chad's cock presses deeply against the back of his 
mouth, before he starts to steadily and quickly pump his black shaft into her 
mouth, as her saliva now drips down her chin. Chad places both hands on the 
back of Melina's head to hold her stead as he drives his cock as far as he 
can into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Melina moans and closes her eyes as she holds her 
mouth open wide, allowing Chad Ochocinco to swiftly thrust his long black 
cock in her mouth, with her saliva splashing against his cock.

"Ahhh... ahhh..." Chad groans as he proceeds to pull his saliva covered cock 
out of Melina's mouth.

Melina licks her lips slowly before she opens her seductive eyes and slyly 
looks up at Chad Ochocinco. "I know...you're speechless, right?" Melina says 
with a smirk and a confident laugh before she tosses her dark black hair back 
and proceeds to push her tight fitting pants down from her waist.

"Nope just impressed so far..." Chad replies as he strokes his cock with his 
right hand as he watches Melina push down her tight fitting pants. Melina 
keeps her beautiful and manipulative eyes locked on Chad Ochocinco as she 
kicks her tight fitting pants off of her smooth and nicely toned legs, before 
moving on to remove her top, exposing her large and juicy tits.

"Looks like you got the same kinda tits like by buddy Miles's chick Kim..." 
Chad says as he gets a good look at Melina's large juicy tits that bounce 
freely after Melina removes her top.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks at Chad Ochocinco as she stands up from 
the floor and places her hands onto curved, gorgeous hips. "Hah! Kim 
Kardashian has absolutely nothing, when compared to me!" Melina says in a 
matter of fact tone, seductively glaring at the Cincinnati Bengals wide-
receiver.

"Guess I'll have to see if that's true..." Chad smirks as Melina turns to 
face the table that has the large RAW Roulette wheel. The Divas Champion 
places her hands on the table and sticks her ass out towards the All-Pro NFL 
star who moves to get behind her. Chad licks his lips as he proceeds to guide 
his huge cock into Melina's hot tight and wet snatch.

"Mmmmmm...yeah stick it deep..." Melina groans and slyly glances over her 
shoulder to smirk at Chad Ochocinco as she feels his long black cock sliding 
into her wet snatch from behind. Melina spreads her feet a part further and 
moves to lean forward further onto the table as Chad starts to steadily 
thrust into her from behind.

"Mmmmm...." Chad bends his legs slightly to give himself more leverage to 
thrust his huge cock deep into Melina's cunt. Chad places his strong hands on 
Melina's waist and starts to pull her back against his thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh....mmmm fuck...ohhhhh yeah..." Melina moans and grits her teeth as 
she starts to rock back and forth on her feet as Chad Ochocinco pulls her 
back against his thrusting cock. "Ohhhhh fuck yeah..."

"Ahhhh fuck.... mmm..." Chad Ochocinco groans as he pumps his dark tool 
faster and harder into Melina's cunt while pushing his cock deeply into her.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm make me receive that big black dick!" Melina moans and 
starts to pushes back sharply against his cock, as she teasingly forces his 
cock out of her pussy, causing him to thrust firmer and deeper into her.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck take it deep.... awww fuck..." Chad groans as he hammers 
Melina's pussy with swift, hard and deep thrusts. Chad's big black balls 
smack loudly against Melina's skin with each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh fuck..." Melina lustfully moans as she rocks forward 
against the table at an increased rate, feeling Chad's cock deeply slamming 
into her wet pussy. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm make me receive that dick!"

"Awww... mmmm..." Chad grunts as he buries his huge shaft deep into Melina's 
pussy before he pulls out. Chad takes a step back as Melina turns to face 
him. The very flexible Diva lifts her right leg up and Chad takes hold of it 
as Melina balances on her left foot while the NFL Superstar bends his legs 
and pushes his cock back into her pussy.

Melina grits her teeth and seductively glares at Chad Ochocinco as she starts 
to lightly rock on her left foot, to push against his cock, while he holds 
onto her right leg, firmly pumping into her pussy. "Ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhh!"

"Mmmmm ahhh.. fuck..." Chad moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Melina's 
pussy while Melina places her hands on his shoulders. With each of Chad's 
firm thrusts, Melina ends up bouncing slightly on her left foot as he fucks 
her.

"Ohhhhh yeah....I want that dick fucking deep.." Melina moans as she grinds 
her pussy down on his shaft as he deeply and swiftly pumps his black cock 
into her. Chad smirks as he pumps his cock all the way into Melina's pussy 
while at the same time helping her keep her balance as he holds her right leg 
up.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm...you like that tight pussy don't you!?" Melina moans 
and grits her teeth tighter as she pushes forward against this cock while 
perfectly keeping balance on her left foot, feeling him deeply pump into her. 
"Mmmmm yeah...this pussy is better than your cheerleader skanks!"

"Ahhhh you're real right about that..." Chad groans as he keeps pounding 
Melina's tight wet cunt while lowering Melina's right leg to the ground. 
Melina leans backward and gorgeously arches her back slightly as Chad 
Ochocinco holds onto her right leg and continues to slam into her wet pussy, 
while making her rock on her left leg and foot. Chad puts his left arm around 
Melina to keep her from falling backward as he lowers her right leg to the 
ground as he keeps pumping his cock into her pussy. Chad starts to lower 
Melina to the ground, but the A-List Diva reaches back with her arms and 
places her hands flat on the ground, bending perfectly backwards with her 
hands and feet on the floor as Chad continues to drill her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmm yeah...make me receive that black dick Chad! Mmmm...this 
pussy is better than that wanna-be A-List star Kim Kardashian! I can take 
much more dick that she can!"

"Ahhhh sure fucking looks like it..." Chad grunts as he holds onto Melina's 
hips to hold her body up as he drives his cock down into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh.....yeah....ohhhhh fuck!" Melina moans and grinds her pussy against 
his black cock, feeling him deepen his thrusts, as she slightly rocks a while 
completely bent backwards with her body perfectly arched. Chad Ochocinco's 
hot muscular body starts to drip with sweat as he keeps pumping his long hard 
and black cock deep into Melina's pussy.

Melina lifts her head slightly and smirks as she looks at Chad Ochocinco. 
"You want me to ride that big black dick?" Melina asks with a sly look.

"Ohhh yeah..." Chad groans as he pulls his huge dick out of Melina's cunt 
before helping Melina up from her bent-back position on the floor.

Melina presses her lips together and slyly looks at Chad Ochocinco. "Then lay 
the fuck down..." Melina says in a seductive commanding tone. Chad raises an 
eyebrow but smirks and lays down on the floor in front of the reigning Divas 
Champion.

Melina tosses her dark black hair back and licks her lips as she lowers 
herself down onto the floor with Ochocinco and seductively mounts her 
stunning A-List body on top of him, lowering her wet and tight pussy down on 
his black cock. "Mmmmmm fuck!" Melina moans and places her hands down onto 
his muscular black chest and begins to aggressively rock back and forth on 
his cock.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh..." Chad moans as he reaches behind Melina and grabs her ass 
as she rocks sharply back and forth on his cock while he starts to thrust up 
into her pussy.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks down at Chad as she rocks back and forth 
on his cock. "Ohhhh yeah...you like that pussy riding your black dick, don't 
you!?" Melina moans, breathing heavily as she increasingly moves on his black 
cock, starting to bounce on his shaft as he thrusts into her.

"Ohhh fuck yeah.... mmmm..." Chad moans as he smacks Melina's ass with both 
of his hands as Melina bounces up and down on his massive tool

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm ...ohhhhhhh AHHHHHHH!" Melina moans, releasing a loud 
primal scream as she lowers sharply on Chad Ochocinco's cock as she firmly 
rocks back, feeling him piston his cock up into her pussy. Chad Ochocinco 
grits his teeth as he rapidly pumps his cock up into Melina's hot wet pussy 
as she bounces nonstop on his tool.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck! Mmmmmmm make me receive that dick!" Melina moans as 
she lustfully and rapidly bounces on Ochocinco's cock as he deeply pumps up 
into her.

"Ahhhh.... awwww fuck... mmmm..." Chad grunts as he keeps his cock rapidly 
thrusting into Melina's pussy and very gradually, Chad's impressive shaft 
starts to throb.

"Mmmmmm...you want like that pussy wrapping around your dick, don't you!? 
Ahhhhhhh!" Melina moans and lustfully yells as she sharply grinds down on his 
cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm! Ohh yeah! Fucking ride that dick!" Chad replies and moans as 
Melina grinds herself on his pulsating cock.

"Ohhhhhh...you want me to ride that dick!? Huh! You want me to fucking ride 
it!? AHHHHHHHHH!" Melina moans lustfully as she aggressively bounces and 
rocks on his cock feeling his black cock working swiftly inside of her pussy.

"Ohhhhh fuck! Yeah! Show me how much you like receiving a big black fucking 
cock!" Chad groans loudly as Melina slams herself repeatedly down on his now 
heavily throbbing cock.

"Ohhhhhhh! I fucking can receive it! Ohhhhhh! AHHHHHH!" Melina moans and 
lustfully releases a primal scream as she swiftly lowers on his cock as he 
rapidly hammers up into her. Chad grabs hold of Melina and turns over so that 
he's on top of the wild A-List WWE Diva. Once on top, Chad doesn't give 
Melina chance to wrap her legs around his waist as he starts to pound her 
pussy with hard, rapid thrusts, fucking her so hard that she slides on the 
carpeted floor.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck! Fuck that pussy! AHHHHHHHHH!" Melina loudly moans 
and grits her teeth as she feels his black cock rapidly thrusting into her. 
Chad grits his teeth as he slams his rock hard black cock deeply into 
Melina's pussy with the same determination he uses on the gridiron every 
Sunday. "Ohhhhhhh mmmmmm....make me receive it! Fucking make me receive it!"

"Ahhhh.... ahhh yeah you really want it?!" Chad grunts as he relentlessly 
hammers Melina's snatch.

"Ohhhh yeah! I fucking want it!" Melina moans and screams lustfully as she 
pushes back against his cock, feeling him deeply and swiftly slamming into 
her.

Chad licks his lips before he pulls out of Melina's deeply fucked cunt and 
stands up. Chad takes a step back and starts to stroke his cock, "Get up... 
open wide... and let's see if you can make the ultimate catch..." Chad 
groans. Melina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Chad Ochocinco before 
she sits up on her knees and opens her mouth, tilting her head back as he 
strokes his heavily throbbing cock.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." Chad Ochocinco moans as he rapidly strokes his cock 
and he soon starts to shoot his warm thick spunk in the direction of Melina's 
face and mouth.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah..." Melina moans and closes her eyes as she holds her 
stunning mouth open as his warm cum sprays into her mouth and drips down her 
chin and neck.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." Chad moans as he continues to stroke his cock as he keeps 
cumming. He aims his cock down slightly, shooting the rest of his load onto 
Melina's tits.

Melina presses her pouty lips together and slyly glances up at Chad Ochocinco 
after swallowing his cum. "Mmmmmm....so you still think I can receive better 
than some of your cheerleader skanks?"

"Yeah I do..." Chad nods his head.

"Good..." Melina says with a smirk as she stands up from the floor.

Chad licks his lips, "Now I think we both need to get set for RAW... I just 
know some loudmouth is going to try and get all up in my business tonight..."

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks. "I wouldn't mind getting up in your 
'business' again..."

Chad grins, "You're more than welcome to..."

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