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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Rated RKO Reunion
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On January 25, 2011, following their victory over The Miz and Dolph Ziggler, 
the World Heavyweight Champion Edge, wearing black wrestling tights, and 
Randy Orton, wearing black wrestling trunks, are in the backstage area of 
Cincinnati, Ohio's US Bank Arena. "You know the last time we teamed together 
we were booed out of the building," Edge says with a smirk.

"I could care less about getting cheered or booed... all I care about is that 
on Sunday, I become the WWE Champion once more..." Randy Orton says.

"Oh come on," Edge says with an unconvinced look.

Randy pauses, "They could have at least made an effort to get that mash-up 
theme we used before..."

"Thought so..." Edge laughs slyly as SmackDown's smoking hot Hispanic Diva 
Rosa Mendes eagerly approaches both Superstars.

"Oh my god...thank goodness I found you guys!" Rosa says, talking at a rapid 
pace. Rosa presses her sultry lips together, dressed in a pair of tight 
fitting black pants and a white top.

Randy Orton raises an eyebrow, "Why's that?" Randy asks.

"Well....I was like watching SmackDown in the back..." Rosa says before she 
pauses and laughs. "Well...duh...like what else would I be doing here..." 
Rosa pauses once again and places her hands onto her sultry hips. "Although I 
guess I could have painted my toenails....what do you guys think of like a 
maroon color?" Rosa Mendes asks, completely going off topic.

"Did I drop you too hard on you head..." Randy Orton says as he remembers a 
previous encounter years ago with Rosa Mendes. 

Edge laughs a bit, "Maroon's fine... but what were you looking for us for?" 
Edge asks the talkative Rosa Mendes.

"Oh yeah..." Rosa smiles. "Anyway...I was like watching and thinking how both 
of you looked in the ring...with your little outfits and all..."

"Get to the point..." Randy says as he slightly snaps at Rosa.

Rosa bites down on her bottom lip and looks at Randy Orton. "Ok geeze.... 
don't like get your panties all in a bunch..." Rosa replies. Rosa tosses her 
hair back slightly and raises her hands as she starts to talk once again. 
"Anyway....I noticed like how dull...you guys like looked out there....I mean 
your attire...is like way too tacky...and anyway...I would like love to take 
you guys shopping...because like no one knows fashion better than I do.... 
because, like well I'm Rosa Mendes...duh..." Rosa says as she looks at Randy 
Orton and Edge. "I mean...like look at that awesome make over I gave my ex-
boyfriend Zack Ryder back when...him and I were like dating...now...he 
totally clueless without me..."

"He's not the only one that's clueless..." Randy Orton says under his breath. 

Edge smirks, "Rosa, shopping is great and all but you can really expect me to 
believe that you would just want to shop..."

Rosa Mendes nods her head and smiles excitedly. "Uh....like yeah! Shopping is 
like my absolute favorite thing to do...like ever!"

"No way... I think you want me and Randy to believe that... but shopping is 
not your favorite thing..." Edge says.

Rosa raises an eyebrow and looks at Edge. "It's not?" Rosa asks a bit 
confused.

"Nope it's not... your favorite thing is getting two guys at the same 
time..." Edge says with a smirk. 

Randy Orton, knowing exactly how Edge thinks, nods his head, "That's what I 
heard..."

Rosa Mendes makes a face and shakes her head. "No! Uhh...that is like my 
second favorite thing! My first is like shopping...duh! And no one can shop 
better than...like me of course"

"You didn't let me finish..." Edge says to Rosa, "I was gonna say your 
favorite thing getting two guys at the same time... in a new outfit you just 
bought..."

Rosa bites down on her bottom lip and shakes her head. "No...my favorite 
thing is still like shopping of course....but..."

"But?" Randy asks as he folds his arms.

Rosa Mendes smiles excitedly. "I'll do what you guys like want to do and 
all...but like afterwards...then like you guys go shopping with me!"

Edge smirks, "That sounds like a decent compromise..." Edge replies as Randy 
shakes his head slightly.

* * *

A short time later in one of the US Bank Arena's offices, Randy Orton is 
sitting on a couch with Rosa kneeling between his legs, bobbing her head up 
and down on his cock. Behind Rosa, Edge is guiding his long hard cock into 
Rosa's tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Rosa loudly moans around Randy Orton's cock as 
she places her hands onto his knees as her head swiftly moves up and down, 
taking him deeply into her stunning mouth. Rosa closes her eyes as she starts 
to rock back and forth on her knees with Edge spearing his Rated R cock into 
her pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm..." Randy moans as Rosa bobs her head at swift pace up and down on 
his cock. Edge places his hands on Rosa's hips and pulls her back as he 
thrusts his cock deeply into her cunt.

Rosa's soft and moist lips brush back and forth on Randy Orton's cock as she 
quickly bobs her head, moving her head as fast as the pace she talks. 
"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Rosa moans as she continues to rock back on her knees 
with Edge spearing into her.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm..." Edge moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Rosa's 
wet pussy as she rocks back against him. Randy places a hand on Rosa's head 
as she lifts and lowers her head at brisk pace on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Rosa Mendes as she continues to eagerly bob 
her head up and down on Randy Orton's cock, with her lips brushing back 
and forth and her tongue slapping against his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Randy moans and leans back on the couch as he watches Rosa bob her 
head on his cock. Edge licks his teeth as he spears Rosa's tight snatch with 
his cock. Rosa lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes as she looks up at 
Randy Orton as she delicately turns her head on Randy's cock before lowering 
her head further down.

"Awwww mmmm..." Edge groans as he holds on to Rosa's hips as he hammers her 
twat from behind with deep hard thrusts. Randy licks his lips as Rosa deep 
throats his stiff cock.

Rosa Mendes lifts her head off of Randy Orton's cock and wraps her left hand 
around his saliva dripping shaft as she glances over her shoulders and 
seductively looks back at Edge as she swiftly spears his cock into her wet, 
tight pussy.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Randy moans as Rosa strokes his cock with her left hand. "A 
lot more fun than shopping right?" Edge asks Rosa before he pulls his cock 
out of Rosa's pussy.

Rosa cutely laughs. "Oh no! I love shopping much, much more!" Rosa replies as 
she moves her left hand up and down Randy Orton's saliva coated cock. "I'm 
just doing this...so like I can take you guys shopping!"

"Right..." Randy Orton says as he pushes Rosa's left hand off of his cock 
before he pulls her up onto his lap so that she can take his cock into her 
cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh that is like such a big dick...oh my god...." Rosa 
Mendes and bites down on her bottom lip as she feels Randy's cock sliding 
deeply into her pussy.

"Mmmmm..." Randy groans as he starts to thrust his cock up into Rosa's snatch 
as she gets use to the size of his cock. Edge stands up but remains behind 
Rosa so that he can guide his cock between her ass cheeks and into her 
asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Wow! Like....mmmmm...two cocks at once! Amazing!" Rosa moans 
happily and places her hands onto Randy Orton's tanned, muscular chest as she 
begins to rock forward on his shaft inside of her pussy, while Edge smoothly 
spears her sultry ass.

"Ahhhhh shit..." Edge grunts as he thrusts his cock in and out of Rosa Mendes 
thrusts his shaft in and out of Rosa's ass. Randy licks his lips as he 
thrusts his shaft firmly up into Rosa's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm like...ohhhhh yeah..." Rosa moans as she 
rocks smoothly between the one-night reunited Rated RKO teammates.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Randy moans as he drives his cock up into Rosa's pussy as she 
grinds herself on his dick. Edge licks his teeth as he continues to drive his 
dick into Rosa's ass.

Rosa presses her pouty lips together as she rocks back and forth on Randy 
Orton's cock as he firmly rams his cock up into her wet snatch. "Ohhhhhhh! 
Ohhhhhh!" Rosa moans, rocking back against Edge's cock in her ass.

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Edge moans as he pulls Rosa back against himself as he pumps 
his cock balls deep into Rosa's ass while she is riding Randy's dick. Rosa 
leans her head back as her nicely rounded, sultry ass loudly smacks against 
Edge's tanned, muscular waist as he drives his cock deeply into her asshole, 
causing her to rock sharply on Randy's cock inside of her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Randy Orton groans as Rosa grinds her wet pussy on his large 
pistoning cock. Edge smirks as he increases his pace as he continues to spear 
Rosa's ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm....wow....this is...like better than...I thought it would 
be..." Rosa moans as she continues to move back and forth between Randy Orton 
and the Rated R Superstar Edge.

"Good..." Edge smirks as he pounds Rosa's ass for a bit more before he pulls 
his cock out of Rosa's ass. Randy lifts Rosa up off of his cock and the 
talkative shopoholic turns around to lower her hot Hispanic ass down onto his 
cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmm wow!" Rosa moans as she feels Randy's thick shaft 
stretching her asshole as she lowers herself down. Rosa grits her teeth and 
places her hands behind her onto his muscular chest.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Randy groans as he starts to thrust his cock up into Rosa's 
asshole. Edge moves between Randy and Rosa's legs so that he can ram his cock 
back into Rosa's tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah! Mmmmmmm!" Rosa moans and grits her teeth as she 
begins to rock forward against his cock, while bouncing on Randy Orton's cock 
in her ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Edge moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Rosa's pussy. 
Randy places his hands on Rosa's hips, holding her steady as he drives his 
dick up into her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmmm!" Rosa moans as she raises her gorgeous, 
sultry legs to hook them around Edge's waist as she continues to move between 
Orton and Edge.

"Ahhhh awww..." Randy groans as Rosa bounces her ass on his cock that he's 
pushing up into her. Edge places his hands on the sides of Rosa's legs as he 
drives his cock into Rosa's snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhhh!" Rosa moans and grits her teeth as she 
rocks back and forth between Orton and Edge, with both of their cocks 
slamming into her pussy and ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm awww..." Edge moans as he spears Rosa's twat with swift and firm 
thrusts. Randy continues to pump his cock relentlessly up into Rosa's 
asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhh!" Rosa moans and leans her head back as 
Edge swiftly pounds into her pussy, causing her to rock quickly on Randy's 
cock in her ass.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm fuck..." Randy groans as Rosa rocks her ass back and forth on 
his large upward thrusting cock. Edge leans forward slightly, which causes 
him to thrust his cock in an slight angle into Rosa's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah! Just like that...ohhhhh that feels 
like so good.." Rosa moans as she arches her body slightly, moving quickly 
between Randy and Edge.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmm fuck..." Edge licks his teeth as he drives his cock 
sharply into Rosa's cunt while she is moving between himself and Randy.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Rosa moans as she closes her eyes and begins to cum on Edge's 
shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck..." Randy moans as his cock starts to throb inside of 
Rosa's asshole. Edge grits his teeth when he starts to feel his cock 
pulsating as Rosa's pussy clenches down on his spearing shaft. Rosa Mendes 
presses her luscious lips together as she continues to rock back and forth on 
Randy Orton's cock, feeling him rapidly thrust up into her tight asshole.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Edge groans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Rosa's 
soaking wet cunt. Randy Orton takes the opportunity to lift Rosa off of his 
cock and the talkative shopoholic Diva quickly goes to her knees in front of 
Edge who is already stroking his cock.

Rosa Mendes smiles up at Edge and excitedly nods her head. "Oh my god...I 
like totally love get loads on my face....I remember like this one at the 
beach, my ex-boyfriend Zack Ryder...like he got so excited when I was giving 
him a blowjob...he like went...right in my eye! Can you like believe that!? I 
know...so crazy!"

"Mmmmm fuck.... you sure talk about him a lot..." Edge laughs as he strokes 
his cock. The Rated R Superstar soon starts to cum, shooting is spunk right 
onto Rosa's beautiful face. As Edge coats Rosa's face, Randy Orton gets off 
the couch and starts to stroke his throbbing shaft.

Rosa closes her eyes and licks her lips as she lets Edge's warm cum drip down 
her slightly sweat covered face. "Mmmm...he is like...oh my god...such a 
loser..." Rosa says before she turns her head and looks at Randy Orton.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhhh..." Randy Orton moans as he pumps his right hand on his 
throbbing tool. Within a few moments, Randy starts to spray his warm sticky 
jizz onto Rosa's cum and sweat coated face.

"Mmmmmm! Oh yeah! More!" Rosa moans and tilts her head back slightly, opening 
her mouth to allow some of Randy's cock to spray into her mouth as well.

"Ahhhh...." Randy moans as he continues to stroke his cock, milking it to 
shoot more spunk.

Rosa hungrily licks her lips as she looks up at Randy Orton and now Edge who 
steps closer. "Wow! That was like so much fun!"

"A lot more fun than shopping..." Edge says with a smirk as he looks down at 
Rosa.

Rosa Mendes presses her luscious, cum coated lips together and stands up from 
the floor. "Well....we'll find out about that....cause like you guys are 
going shopping with me, remember!?" Rosa asks excitedly as she stands between 
Randy Orton and Edge.

"You know, none of the stores are open this late at night..." Randy Orton 
says.

Rosa smiles and nods her head. "Well that's like ok...cause like we can just 
go tomorrow! Oh my god! It's going to be like so much fun...I will help you 
guys out pick the like coolest stuff!"

Randy Orton looks at Edge, "This is your fault..." 

"Oh just go with it... we'll probably get to tag team her in a dressing 
room..." Edge replies before he smirks at Rosa.

Rosa excitedly claps her hands together and turns Randy Orton. "Oh my god! 
This is going to be like so much fun! Crazy, though!?" Rosa presses her lips 
together. "I definitely think for you...something pink!"

Randy Orton takes one look at Rosa before he suddenly RKO's her. 

Edge looks at Randy as he gets up to his feet, "Why did you do that?" Edge 
asks. 

Randy looks at Edge, then down at Rosa, then at Edge again, "I hate 
shopping..."

-END-