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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Ratings Boost
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

"Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome...WWE Hall of Famer...Tony Atlas!" The 
sweet, smoothing and clear voice of ECW Ring Announcer Lauren Mayhew 
announces as the night's edition of ECW on SyFy returns from a commercial 
break during their broadcast at the Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, North 
Carolina. 
 
The ECW on SyFy entrance stage has now transformed into the set of "The 
Abraham Washington Show", consisting of the luxurious black leather couch, a 
smooth black coffee table with two white coffee mugs upon it and a black 
leather armchair, which is designated for the show's host, Abraham 
Washington. 
 
On the right side of the entrance stage is the announcer's station with a 
black podium and a microphone connected to a stand, where WWE Hall of Famer 
Tony Atlas, dressed in his black suit and gray buttoned undershirt, is 
standing. 
 
"Welcome to 'The Abraham Washington Show' !" Tony Atlas cheerfully, in his 
deep voice, announces into the standing microphone. "Tonight on "The Abraham 
Washington Show", Abraham welcomes one of the beautiful and hot Divas of ECW! 
And now....here's Abe!" Tony Atlas happily announces as the late night talk 
show styled theme music of Abraham Washington begins to play throughout the 
arena.

The cocky and at times incredibly annoying Abraham Washington comes through 
the entranceway as a giant 'Applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron. However 
the fans of Charlotte are doing the opposite as they boo Abraham as he steps 
in front of his leather arm chair, "Thank you.... Thank you for that warm 
reception... this is the Abraham Washington Show... and I am... of course, 
Abraham Washington!" Abraham says with a smirk. "And tonight we are in what's 
called Flair country..."

The fans interrupt with a loud, "Wooooooo!" out of respect for the legendary 
Ric Flair.

"And by that I mean, a part of the country where people do anything for a 
buck, Charlotte, North Carolina," Abraham laughs at his own joke while the 
crowd boos loudly. "Hey c'mon ya'll, I'm just messing with you..."

"Ah-hahahaha... Ah-hahahaha..." Tony Atlas laughs as he backs up Abraham's 
joke.

"But seriously, it is great to be here in North Carolina tonight... because 
it means it's gonna be close to a year before I have to come back!" Abraham 
says and he gets a mixed reaction from the fans.

"Ah-hahahaha... Ah-hahahaha..." Tony Atlas laughs

"Now tonight's guest here on the Abraham Washington show, she's one of ECW's 
hot new Divas and one of the reasons why I think Tiffany is doing such a 
great job as General Manager... please welcome, Savannah!"

**You see me standin' here...Now I'm standin' here...Don't question my 
heart...Don't question the fire that burns inside**

As the theme music for ECW on SyFy begins to play throughout the Bojangles 
Coliseum, ECW interviewer and Diva, Savannah, walks onto the stage with a 
sweet smile on her face and waves to the audience within the arena. The 
sultry Savannah, dressed in a short dark purple skirt and a low-cut purple 
top walks over to the set of "The Abraham Washington Show", picking up the 
lone microphone sitting on the coffee table before she politely shakes the 
hand of Abraham Washington.

"Hey Savannah! You're looking hot tonight!" Tony Atlas announces into the 
microphone with a smile on his face.

Savannah raises an eyebrow as she glances at Abraham Washington and then at 
Tony Atlas, who is transfixed with the sultry ECW interviewer. "Umm...thanks, 
I guess..." Savannah replies into the microphone with an unsure laugh before 
she sits down on the luxurious leather couch.

Abraham smirks as he sits down, "Welcome to the show Savannah... and I must 
say that Tony was right you are HOT! Whew... we need to kick on the AC up in 
here cause it's got to be like 98 degrees..." Abraham says as his joke gets a 
mixed reaction from the WWE fans.

"A-hahahaha...A-hahahahaha!" Tony Atlas laughs into the microphone following 
Abraham Washington's poor attempt at a joke.

Savannah smiles sweetly at Abraham Washington "Well thank you for having me 
on! I was so excited when I heard that you wanted me to be a guest" Savannah 
replies.

"Of course you are, cause this is the Abraham Washington Show," Abraham says 
as the 'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron, however no one in the crowd 
responds to it. "Now... Savannah, the reason why I asked you to be here is 
because... well, you're very... very.... interesting..." Abraham says.

Savannah raises an eyebrow and laughs a bit "Interesting? Really? Ummm...I 
guess I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or..." Savannah 
begins to reply before being interrupted by Tony Atlas.

"And you're hot too! A-hahaha...A-hahaha" Tony Atlas says.

"Thank you Tony..." Abraham Washington says as he leans back on his chair, 
"Savannah... all throughout ECW there are rumors flying around about your... 
shall I say... questionable lifestyle..."

Savannah rubs her soft lips together and nervously looks at Abraham 
Washington. "Ummm...I'm sorry, but I'm not quite sure what you're talking 
about..."

"Really? I mean someone who likes to go around and 'hook-up' with someone and 
get their 'groove on' doesn't know about their own lifestyle? Okay maybe Jon 
and Kate when they forget about their eight..." Abraham says with a laugh.

"A-hahaha...A-hahaha!" Tony Atlas loudly and happily laughs. 

"Just what are you getting at exactly?" Savannah asks.

"I'm just saying... you like to... spread out those fine looking legs of 
yours... nightly... if you get what I'm saying..." Abraham says with smirk.
 
"Oh boy! Things are getting hot!" Tony Atlas adds in with a smile of his own. 
Savannah presses her lips together and glances over at Tony Atlas before 
laughing slightly.

"So Savannah... you got anything you want to say?" Abraham Washington asks as 
he leans a bit on his leather chair.

Savannah closes her eyes and takes a moment to compose herself. "I just like 
to have fun..." Savannah begins to reply, before shrugging her shoulders. 
"I'm young and...I have every right, or at least I think I do, to experiment 
with certain personal aspects..." Savannah calmly and professionally replies.

"Ah-ha..." Abraham nods his head, "Well that's good to know Savannah, cause 
here on the Abraham Washington show, we want to see if you're all talk or 
not..." Abraham says before he looks over at Tony Atlas, "Ain't that right 
Tony?"

Tony Atlas nods his head "That's right Abe! And Savannah you better prepare 
yourself! A-hahahaha...A-hahahaha!"

Savannah bites down on her bottom lip and curiously looks at Abraham 
Washington "Just what is going on here?"

Abraham smirks as he stands up, "Well Savannah we're gonna see how fast you 
can hook up with someone.... ladies and gentleman, please welcome my next 
guest, the charity case... I mean the 'Gold Standard', Shelton Benjamin!" 
Abraham says. 

**There ain't now stopping me... NOW!** 

Shelton Benjamin, wearing gold colored wrestling trunks comes out through the 
entranceway with a microphone, "Charity case?" 

Abraham laughs, "Oh come on Shelton, I'm just playing dawg..." Abraham says 
as Shelton walks around the couch to sit down on it next to Savannah.

Savannah bites down on her bottom lip as she casually shifts her beautiful 
and sultry eyes to check out the muscular and black chest of Shelton Benjamin 
as he sits next to her. "Hey Shelton..."

"Hey Savannah... don't listen to this fool..." Shelton starts to say. 

"Fool? Fool?! Shelton I'm doing you a favor... remember I got you to sing 
that song from Hootie and the Blowfish, and those fine Bella Twins were all 
over you... Ain't that right Tony?" Abraham says as he looks at his sidekick.

"Those Bella Twins are hot!" Tony Atlas says with a nod of his head.

"Yes they are...." Abraham laughs a bit before he looks at Savannah, "So 
Savannah... are you gonna show us how you are?" Abraham asks.

Savannah seductively licks her lips as she glances at Abraham Washington for 
a moment, before glancing back at Shelton Benjamin, gazing down at the nicely 
sized bulge of his wrestling trunks. "Well...Shelton is pretty hot..."

Shelton shifts on the couch when he sees Savannah looking at his wrestling 
trunks, "Well if she wants to..." Shelton says. 

"There's your opening Savannah..." Abraham says with a smirk. Savannah gently 
sets the microphone down on the coffee table and turns to face Shelton 
Benjamin, placing her hands delicately onto his muscular black chest before 
she leans over and lustfully kisses his lips with her sultry and moist lips.

"Whoa... Savannah works quickly!" Abraham smirks as he leans back in his 
chair. Shelton starts to return Savannah's lustful kiss by parting his lips 
to slide his tongue against her tongue while he places his hands on her 
waist.

"Mmmmmm..." Savannah softly moans as she slides her hands smoothly against 
his muscular black chest as she flicks her wet tongue against Shelton's 
tongue as she lustfully kisses him.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." Shelton moans as he slides his hands against Savannah's 
hips as he flicks his tongue against Savannah's tongue. 

"Damn... looks like somewhere along the line Shelton learned how to tongue 
wrestle..." Abraham says with a laugh.

"A-hahahahaha...A-hahahaha! That a boy Shelton!" Tony Atlas happily cheers.

Savannah flicks her sultry tongue against Shelton's firm lips before she 
breaks her kiss and slyly smirks up at Shelton Benjamin. Savannah's soft and 
seductive hands gently roam against his muscular black chest. "Stand up 
babe..."

Shelton smirks as he stands up from the couch and steps in front of Savannah 
so that she can put her hands on the waistline of his wrestling trunks. 
"Whoa... looks like we're gonna get more than what I was expecting..." 
Abraham says with a satisfied smirk as Savannah begins to lower Shelton's 
wrestling trunks freeing his fourteen inch long black dick.

Savannah lustfully looks up at Shelton Benjamin and licks her lips as she 
places her left hand onto his thigh and wraps her right hand around the thick 
base of his black cock. "Mmmmm...very nice..." Savannah moans as she starts 
to stroke his long black cock.

Tony Atlas turns his head and his eyes widen at the exposed cock of Shelton 
Benjamin "Holy shit!" Tony Atlas shouts into the microphone "Abraham! He's 
bigger than you!"

"Hey... he is not!" Abraham says defensively as the WWE fans laugh. 

Shelton licks his lips as he looks down at Savannah as she strokes his cock, 
"Ohhh yeah..." Shelton moans as Savannah pumps her right hand along his 
shaft.

"Oh yes he is Abe! A-hahahahah...A-hahahah!" Tony Atlas replies with his 
comical laugh. Savannah lustfully narrows her eyes as she moves her right 
hand smoothly against his rapidly hardening black cock before she lowers her 
head and drags her wet tongue along the head of his black cock.

Abraham glares slightly at Tony, "Hey just remember who signs your pay 
checks..." Abraham snaps. Shelton licks his lips as Savannah circles her 
tongue around the swollen head of his cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm" Savannah moans as she drags her tongue slowly and teasingly 
against the thick and swollen head of Shelton Benjamin's black cock, coating 
her wet saliva on it.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Shelton moans as Savannah talks the head of his cock into her 
mouth in order to start bobbing her head on his dick. Savannah wraps her 
moist and sultry lips smoothly around the head of Shelton's black cock as she 
steadily bobs her head along his shaft, perfectly sucking on his cock. 
Savannah removes her right hand from the base of his cock and places both of 
her hands onto his muscular waist as she works her head at a smooth pace.

"Ohhhh damn... mmmmm...." Shelton moans as Savannah bobs her head smoothly 
back and forth on his cock. 

Abraham looks back at them, "Damn... this is gonna boost ratings big time..." 
Abraham smirks as he watches Savannah blow Shelton.

Savannah seductively slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his 
impressive black cock while she continues to bob her head at a quickening 
pace. "That's not the only thing getting a boost!" Tony Atlas adds in.

"Awww.... mmmmm... ohhhh yeah..." Shelton moans as Savannah takes more of his 
cock into her warm, wet mouth as she quickly sucks and slurps on it. Savannah 
lustfully turns her head on Shelton Benjamin's cock, gazing up at the Gold 
Standard, as her pouty lips grind on his shaft.

"Now I gotta say... Savannah really knows how to put on a good show, like 
she's done this before..." Abraham says with as he adjusts how he's sitting 
while he watches Savannah while she sucks gently on the tip of Shelton's big 
black dick. Savannah slowly pulls her head back, causing Shelton's black cock 
to fall from her mouth before she lustfully flicks her tongue against the 
swollen head.

"So Savannah... we can all see that you suck..." Abraham laughs as the 
'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron, but the WWE fans boo Abraham for his 
horrible joke. "But do you do anything else?" Abraham quickly asks. Savannah 
bites down on her bottom lip as she turns her head to glance at Abraham 
Washington before nodding her head with a smirk on her face. Savannah 
proceeds to then lift her purple top from her gorgeous upper body to expose 
her nicely rounded and perky tits.

"Damn..." Abraham Washington says in surprise, "Are those real?! Nah they 
can't be..." Abraham adds. 

"They are real enough for me..." Shelton smirks as he begins to grope 
Savannah's tits as she starts to push her skirt from her hips.

"WHOA!" Tony Atlas says as his eyes once again widen at the sight of 
Savannah's perfect tits. "Those are some nice tits!" Tony Atlas happily 
announces. Savannah licks her lips as she stands up from the leather couch to 
push her short purple skirt down from her waist and hips, guiding the skirt 
down her gorgeous legs to expose her black panties underneath.

Shelton takes his hands off of Savannah's tit's as she steps out of her 
skirt. Shelton sits on the couch as the hot Asian ECW turns around so that 
her ass faces the audience and as she bends forward she lowers her black 
panties to uncover her round juicy ass. "MMMmmmm... now those are the type of 
buns that can make any meal a happy one..." Abraham says as the 'applause' 
sign flashes on the HD-Tron.

"A-hahahaha! A-hahahaha! I want a piece of that!" Tony Atlas announces. 
Savannah licks her lips as she leans forward and places her hands onto 
Shelton Benjamin's strong shoulders before she moves and smoothly straddles 
his lap and lowers herself onto his large black cock.

"Ahhhhh... mmm..." Shelton moans as Savannah lowers herself down on to his 
big black cock. Shelton places his hands on Savannah's his as she starts to 
ride his cock. Savannah bites down on her bottom lip as she slides her hands 
from his shoulders to his muscular chest while she smoothly rocks back and 
forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh awww..." Shelton Benjamin moans as he starts to thrust his cock up 
into Savannah's tight pussy as she rocks on his cock. 

"Whew... Savannah can sure fit a lot inside of her..." Abraham says with a 
smirk.

Savannah licks her lips as she grinds her juicy ass down on Shelton's thighs 
while she bounces smoothly on his large black cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..."

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Shelton moans as Savannah lifts herself up and down on his 
cock as he drives it up into her tight pussy. Savannah tilts her head back 
slightly and closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth on Shelton 
Benjamin's black cock, feeling him deeply pumping up into her pussy.

"Now I know Tiffany has a lot of stuff planned for ECW... but I don't think 
she's gonna complain about this... right Tony?" Abraham Washington asks as 
Shelton turns on the couch to lay Savannah down while he gets on top of her.

Tony Atlas shakes his head "Nope! Cause this is hot!" 

Savannah narrows her eyes and smirks up at Shelton Benjamin as he climbs on 
top of her, with her legs now hooking around his waist and begins to slide 
his shaft into her hot, tight pussy. Shelton licks his lips as he starts to 
thrust his cock in and out of Savannah's pussy as she uses her legs to pull 
him into her. "Mmmmm fuck..." Shelton groans.

"Ohhhhh Shelton...ohhhh yeah..." Savannah moans as she starts to rock on the 
couch beneath Shelton as he pumps his black shaft swiftly into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awww... mmm..." Shelton Benjamin licks his lips as he thrusts his 
fourteen inch long black dick in and out of Savannah's pussy as she pushes 
against him.

Savannah closes her eyes as she places her hands onto his muscular arms as 
she moves against his thrusting shaft. "Ohhhh Shelton..."

"Awww... ahhhh... mmmm..." Shelton Benjamin grunts as he increases the pace 
of his thrusts as he drills Savannah's pussy with his large dick. 

Abraham Washington changes how he's sitting on the couch, "You know, watching 
this makes me think that at Thanksgiving, Savannah likes to go for the dark 
meat..." Abraham laughs as the 'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron. 

"You suck!" a fan from out in the audience yells clearly which gets a big 
laugh from all the fans that heard him.

"Hey! Security!" Abraham Washington says as he stands up and points in the 
direction where he heard the heckler. "This ain't the Jerry Springer Show... 
we don't allow that stuff here..."

"A-hahahaha! A-hahahahaha!" Tony Atlas laughs "Hey Abe! You suck! A-
hahahaha...A-hahahaha!" Tony Atlas adds in and starts to deeply laugh again.

"Oh shut up Tony..." Abraham snaps. Meanwhile, Savannah has unwrapped her 
legs from Shelton's waist, allowing him to pull out so that she can turn over 
onto her stomach. Savannah glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks at 
Shelton before she raises herself onto her hands and knees, making her juicy 
ass level with his waist.

"Hey Abe... here's something to boost your ratings..." Shelton says as he 
uses his hands to spread apart Savannah's hips before he pushes his big black 
dick into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah..." Savannah lustfully moans as she rocks forward on 
her knees upon feeling Shelton's large black cock entering her tight asshole.

"Damn... Savannah's gonna have a hard time sitting down after this..." 
Abraham laughs as he sits back down on his leather armchair. Shelton grabs 
Savannah's hips as he slowly pumps his cock in and out of her ass.

Savannah grits her teeth as she starts to smoothly rock back on her knees in 
order to push back against Shelton's black cock as he pumps into her ass. 
"Ohhhhh...ohhhh..."

"Ahhhhh awww.... ahhh..." Shelton Benjamin grunts as he pumps his cock deeply 
into Savannah's asshole while she pushes back against him when he increases 
his pace.

Savannah moves quickly on her knees as Shelton Benjamin pumps his black cock 
into her sultry ass with increasing force and speed. "Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah..." 
Savannah moans as her ass smacks against his muscular waist.

"Ohhhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Shelton moans as he pumps his cock 
swiftly into Savannah's ass as it loosens enough for him to start hammering 
her asshole. 

"Damn... Savannah is getting drilled as if Shelton's looking for oil!" 
Abraham laughs.

"A-hahahaha...A-hahahaha! You go Shelton!" Tony Atlas happily cheers

"Ahhhh... ahhh... awww..." Shelton grunts as he pounds Savannah's asshole 
relentlessly as his cock begins to throb inside of her ass. Savannah leans 
her head back and lustfully groans as she feels his cock pulsating within her 
tight asshole as he continues to ram his black cock deeply into her, causing 
her to roughly rock forward.

"Ahhhhh awww come on Savannah...' Shelton groans as he pulls his throbbing 
black dick out of Savannah's asshole. 

"Hey... HEY! Don't' get any on my couch... that's not some cheap furniture 
that you would see on Letterman!" Abraham Washington says.

"And...here it comes!" Tony Atlas announces. Shelton gets off of the couch as 
Savannah turns to sit up in order to grab Shelton's dick with both of her 
hands. Savannah licks her sultry and moist lips as she holds the base of his 
cock with her right hand and begins to smoothly pump her hand on his 
throbbing shaft while holding her lustful mouth open.

"Ahhhhh... awww...." Shelton moans as he cock erupts with big thick streams 
of cum shooting from his piss-slit.

"Mmmmmm...." Savannah moans as his warm cum sprays into her mouth and 
splatters against her tongue, while some of the cum drips down her mouth.

"Ahhhhhhh... mmm..." Shelton Benjamin moans as Savannah keeps stroking his 
cock to make sure she milks every drop of cum out of it.

Savannah removes her right hand from Shelton's cock and licks her sultry lips 
before smirking up at him. "Mmmm...you're definitely hot..."

"Well then..." Abraham Washington gets up from his chair, "Look like we've 
seen the type of woman Savannah is... and that's all the time we got for this 
episode of the Abraham Washington Show... tune in next time when my guests 
will be... hey Tony... who's my guest next week?" Abraham asks as he looks at 
Tony Atlas.

"Next week...on the 'Abraham Washington Show'...ECW General Manager Tiffany!" 
Tony Atlas announces before smiling. "Hey! Abe...she's hot!"

"All right... I bet she's gonna be happy with the ratings my show did this 
week," Abraham Washington smirks, "All right good night everybody... see you 
next week!"

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