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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Raunchy At The Slammys
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On the afternoon of December 12, 2011, as the Virginia's Norfolk Scope Arena 
is being prepared for the Slammy Awards, Randy Orton, wearing wrestling 
trunks and a t-shirt, John Cena, wearing a Rise Above Hate' t-shirt and camo 
styled shorts, and Zack Ryder, wearing a 'Broski' t-shirt and wrestling 
trunks, are in one of the Superstars locker rooms. "Bro, I saw Ted DiBiase 
and Mick Foley backstage... bet they are presenting some Slammys tonight..." 
Zack says.

"While that is interesting Zack, I saw Hornswoggle wearing an Afro-wig... and 
talking like JTG..." Randy Orton says.

"Are you serious bro?" Zack says, resulting in Randy giving him a look with a 
raised eyebrow.

"Take that as a yes Zack..." Cena says with a laugh, as the locker room door 
opens and Rey Mysterio, wearing a gray mask, brown button shirt and pants, 
walks in. 

"Hey guys... what's happening..." Rey says.

"Rey! What are you doing here?" John asks.

"He's probably gotten tired of faking his latest injury..." Randy says with a 
slight smirk which tells Rey that the Viper is only teasing him.

"I'm faking nothing Randy..." Rey laughs

"You here to be my Broski of the Week? Gotta tell ya Rey, that's kinda been 
taken by all those Broskis in Army Green that was in the Crown Coliseum last 
night..." Zack Ryder says.

"That's good to know... but no, I'm not here to petition to be Broski of the 
Week... why I'm here is that I'm gonna present Superstar of the Year... and 
I'm hoping the WWE Universe had the good sense not to vote Alberto Del Rio as 
the winner..." Rey says.

"No need to worry about that, way I figure, it'll be either myself, Randy or 
CM Punk..." Cena says.

"It's really just a popularity contest... so we know you're not gonna win 
John..." Randy says with a smirk.

"Oh that's real funny..." Cena says with a sarcastic laugh.

"I thought so..." Randy says.

"Man, I'm gonna have to up my game to so I can win that next year..." Zack 
Ryder grins when there's a knock a locker room door.

"Rey since you're closest to the door..." Randy says.

"Right... right...." Rey laughs a bit before he turns to open the door, "Oh 
hey..." Rey says as he lets former WWE Women's Champion and Legendary Diva 
Lita into the Superstars locker room.

"Damn..." Zack Ryder says as he looks at Lita, who is dressed in a short 
sleeved button top that shows off some of her cleavage and a black skirt.

"Hey Lita...here to present a Slammy too?" Cena asks.

"Or are you here to get yourself Slammed..." Randy adds.

Lita presses her lips together and slowly shakes her head as she glances at 
Randy Orton with a slight glare. "Just because of those few times, now you 
think I'm some sort of slut?" Lita snaps at Orton.

"Yeah... pretty much..." Randy replies with a sly smirk. 

"Guess Randy's off your Christmas card list now..." Rey says jokingly.

Lita shakes her head and folds her arms against her chest. "If I remember 
correctly Randy, you couldn't get enough of me when Edge and I let you hang 
around with us...." Lita pauses and shrugs her shoulders. "It was really like 
taking a lost puppy in..."

"Damn, are you serious bro?" Zack Ryder asks with a laugh. 

Randy smirks, "Actually Zack, you should rephrase that as... 'are you 
serious... ho..." Randy says. 

"Man I wish Ron was hear cause that's a big time DAMN!" Cena laughs.

Lita presses her lips together and looks at Randy Orton with another glare. 
"You know, Randy...you are so immature! Don't you realize that I have 
feelings?" Lita shakes her head. "I don't know why I agreed to come and 
present a Slammy tonight."

"I can think of several reasons..." Randy smirks, "The first one being 
related to you coming into the Superstars locker room almost immediately 
after arriving... just like you always did..." 

"He's got a point Lita..." Cena says.

Lita turns her head and looks at John Cena. "Oh and you think you're so smart 
now?"

"Alright then... what are you doing here?" Cena asks as he smiles at Lita.

Lita smirks a bit at John Cena. "Well originally I was invited here to 
presents the Divalicious Moment of the Year award, but maybe you guys are 
right...once backstage a few old cravings came on...is that so wrong!?" Lita 
then snaps.

"Nope..." Rey says as he, Zack, Cena and Randy all shake their head. 

"So what the hell are you waiting for Lita... lose the clothes and get on 
your knees..." Randy says with a smirk.

Lita smirks a bit "You're still an ass, Randy..." Lita says as she steps 
closer to him, Cena, Mysterio and Ryder, lowering herself down onto her 
knees.

"Your point?" Randy asks as he takes off his shirt. As Lita begins to remove 
her top to free her large juicy tits, Cena and Rey begin to unbuckle their 
belts while Zack and Randy lower their wrestling trunks, freeing their large 
cocks.

Lita licks her sultry lips as she tosses her fiery red hair as she raises her 
hands, placing her left hand around the cock of Zack Ryder and her right hand 
around the cock of Randy Orton as the formerly sinful sexpot of the Rated R 
Superstar begins to expertly stroke both cocks.

"Mmmmm..." Zack takes off his shirt, revealing his tanned and toned upper 
body while Lita strokes his cock. Randy smirks as Lita leans her head forward 
and flicks her tongue against the head of his dick. After removing his jean 
shorts and t-shirt, John Cena kneels behind Lita and begins to slide down her 
skirt.

Lita slyly glances up at Randy Orton as she works her wet tongue teasingly 
around the head of his cock, while she continues to work her hands on his and 
Ryder's shafts.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Randy groans as Lita flicks her tongue over the head of his 
cock while she strokes his dick as well as Zack Ryder's shaft at the same 
time. John Cena licks his lips as he guides his large cock into Lita's pussy 
while Rey, after getting undressed, steps next to Randy so that Lita can 
reach for his cock with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans as she rocks forward on her knees with Cena 
starting to pump into her from behind, while she works her tongue around the 
head of Orton's cock, before moving her tongue over to the head of Ryder's 
cock, as she now strokes Ryder and Mysterio's cocks with her skilled hands.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Cena groans as he places his hands on Lita's hips as he 
pumps his cock firmly into her twat. 

"Ohhh fuck..." Rey moans as Lita strokes his cock with her left hand. Zack 
grins as Lita pumps her right hand up and down on his dick while she flicks 
her tongue against the head of his shaft

"Mmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she glances up at Zack Ryder as she works her 
tongue around the head of his cock, teasingly flicking her tongue. Lita lifts 
her head away from Ryder's cock and turns her head, teasingly sliding her 
tongue across the head of Randy's cock, before starting to work her tongue on 
Rey's cock.

"Mmmm yeah..." Rey Mysterio moans as Lita laps her tongue against his cock as 
she strokes his shaft. John Cena increases the pace of his thrusts as he 
pumps his cock deeper into Lita's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she places her hand back on Orton's cock as 
she strokes him and Ryder, while she opens her mouth and takes the head of 
Rey's cock into her stunning, skilled mouth.

"Awwww..." Randy Orton moans as Lita begins to work her hand up and down on 
his cock. Rey licks his lips as Lita begins to bob her head on his cock while 
John Cena continues to fuck her from behind as Lita strokes Zack's cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she wraps her lips around Rey 
Mysterio's meaty cock and begins to swiftly bob her head back and forth, 
taking him eagerly into her mouth.

"Ahhhh shit..." Rey moans as Lita takes more of his cock deeper into her 
mouth. 

Zack Ryder frees his cock from Lita's right hand and moves behind her after 
Cena pulls out. "This is gonna be a good week..." Zack Ryder grins as he 
guides his cock into Lita's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she rocks forward on her knees as Ryder starts 
to pump into her snatch from behind as she swiftly bobs her head on Rey's 
cock, while working her hand smoothly against Orton's shaft.

"Ahhhh awww yeah..." Zack groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Lita's 
pussy while he pulls her back against himself. Rey licks his lips as Lita 
bobs her head briskly on his meaty Mexican cock and Randy smirks as Lita 
continues to stroke his shaft.

Lita removes her hand from Orton's cock and places both of her hands onto 
Rey's nicely muscular waist as she starts to deeply and rapidly bob her head 
on his cock.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm suck that dick Lita..." Rey groans as he places his hands 
on Lita's head as she sucks and slurps on his tool. Zack Ryder licks his 
teeth as gives Lita's ass a smack as he plows his cock deep into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Lita moans as she swiftly bobs her head back 
and forth on Rey's cock, while she eagerly rocks back and forth on her knees, 
pushing back against Ryder's cock as he thrusts into her.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Zack grunts as he hammers Lita's pussy with firm and deep 
thrusts while she is busy bobbing her head on Rey's large tool.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh!" Lita moans and lustfully gags around Rey's 
cock as she repeatedly bobs her head, causing the head of his shaft to smack 
against the back of her mouth.

"Ohhhh fuck..." Rey groans as Lita gags on his cock. Zack Ryder pulls out of 
Lita's pussy and moves in order to let Randy Orton get behind the former 
Women's Champion. Randy smirks and slams his cock into Lita's pussy, causing 
her to jolt forward.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans in surprise as the head of Rey's cock firmly 
smacks against the back of her mouth when she jolts forward from Randy firm 
and deep thrust from behind.

"Ahhhhhh..." Randy moans as he begins to swiftly thrust his cock in and out 
of Lita's cunt while Rey pulls out of her saliva dripping mouth. John Cena 
steps in front of Lita and as she looks up at him, Cena shoves his huge cock 
into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans around Cena's cock and slyly glances up at him as 
she presses her lips smoothly around his shaft and starts to bob her head to 
steadily suck on his shaft, while rocking on her knees against Randy's 
thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." John Cena moans as Lita bobs her head on his cock. Randy 
grabs Lita's hips and holds her steady as he pumps his cock firmly into wet 
pussy from behind.

Lita turns her head to grind her sultry, sinful lips around Cena's cock as 
she increasingly bobs her head, while rocking back with her juicy ass 
smacking against Orton's tanned, muscular waist as he fucks her from behind.

"Ohhhh yeah ahhhh..." Randy groans as he hammers Lita's twat with firm 
thrusts as she rocks back against him. 

"Ahhhh mmm..." John Cena licks his lips as Lita sucks and slurps on his dick.

Lita places her hands onto Cena's muscular waist as she rapidly bobs her head 
back and forth, with her sultry lips brushing back and forth, taking him 
deeper into her mouth.

"Ohhhhh shit..." Cena moans as Lita deep throats his massive cock. Randy 
Orton pulls out of Lita's twat and is soon replaced by Rey Mysterio who slams 
his dick into her soaking wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck..." Lita moans and lifts her head off of Cena's cock 
as she keeps her hands on his muscular waist as she rocks back and forth 
sharply on her knees with Rey pumping his meaty cock into her from behind.

"Ahhhh yeah mmmmm..." Rey moans as he places his hands on Lita's lower back 
as he drives his cock firmly and deeply into Lita's twat.

Lita grits her teeth and turns her head to look back at Rey as she rocks 
on her knees, eagerly pushing back on his rock hard, thrusting cock. 
"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck...mmmm it's always good to be back..."

"You should consider making a comeback..." Zack says with a grin as he 
watches Lita get fucked from behind by Rey Mysterio.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...yeah...ohhhh fuck!" Lita moans as her nicely juicy, 
sultry, tanned ass smacks loudly against Rey's muscular waist as he drives 
his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhhh awww mmmmm fuck..." Rey groans as he plows his cock balls deep into 
Lita's snatch as she rocks back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...you like that pussy...don't you, Rey?" Lita asks with a 
moan as she increasingly rocks forward on her knees.

"Mmmmm yeah..." Rey moans as he drives his cock once more into Lita's cunt 
before he pulls out. Randy Orton lays on the ground next to Lita, making it 
easy for her to get on top of him.

Lita licks her teeth and tosses her fiery red hair back as she mounts herself 
onto his cock, placing her hands down onto his tanned, muscular chest as she 
takes him deeply into her snatch.

"Mmmmm..." Randy moans as Lita begins to rock back and forth on his cock. 
Zack Ryder kneels behind Lita once more and pushes his Long Island cock into 
the redheaded Diva's juicy tight ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck...mmmmm you guys sure know that I love to get 
raunchy..." Lita moans and smirks as she rocks forward on Randy Orton's cock, 
while Zack Ryder works his cock into her sinfully hot ass.

"Mmmmm that's because everyone knows you're a slut..." Randy moans and laughs 
as he thrusts his cock up into Lita's pussy while Zack begins to pump his 
cock in and out of Lita's ass. Rey and Cena both move in front of Lita and 
hold their large meaty cocks near her mouth so that she can flick her tongue 
against both shafts with ease.

"Mmmmmm...fuck you, Randy..." Lita moans with a smirk and laugh as she 
lustfully slaps her tongue against Cena and Rey's cocks, as she rocks forward 
on Randy's cock with Zack Ryder working over her ass. Lita turns her head to 
then focus on Cena's cock as she slides her tongue slyly down his long and 
thick shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah awwww..." Zack Ryder moans as he holds onto Lita's hips as he 
pumps his cock swiftly into Lita's asshole as she rocks between himself and 
Randy. Cena licks his lips as Lita slides her tongue down his shaft before 
she switches to slide her tongue upward on Rey's tool.

"Mmmmmmmm....." Lita moans and slyly looks up at Rey Mysterio as she works 
her sinful tongue against his meaty cock, bringing her tongue to the head of 
his shaft.

"Ohhhh fuck..." Rey Mysterio moans as Lita slides her tongue over the head of 
his cock before she switches back to Cena's shaft. Randy and Zack increase 
the pace of their thrusts as they deeply fuck Lita's pussy and ass as she 
rocks between them.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Lita groans as she rocks back on Orton's 
cock, in order to move back on Ryder's cock. Lita sinfully wraps her lips 
around the head of Cena's cock and starts to sensually bob her head to suck 
on his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Cena moans as Lita eagerly bobs her head on his large thick 
cock. Randy smirks as he sharply thrusts his shaft up into the former Women's 
Champion's twat.

"Ohhhh ahhh yeah... ahhh..." Zack groans as he hammers Lita's juicy ass with 
firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lita moans as her slutty lips brush back and forth 
against Cena's shaft as she expertly works over his cock with her talented 
mouth.

"Ohhhh mmmmmm..." Randy moans as Lita grinds herself on his cock. 

"Ahhhh ohhh shit..." Zack moans as his cock begins to throb. Zack pulls out 
and strokes his cock until he unloads his spunk on Lita's juicy round ass.

Lita grinds her pussy down on Orton's cock as she rocks forward, with Ryder's 
cum dripping down her ass. Lita lifts her hands from Orton's chest and holds 
onto Cena's muscular waist as she deeply bobs her head on his large cock.

"Mmmmm yeah... woo... woo... woo..." Zack moans as he finishes cumming and 
moves aside so that Rey can get behind Lita. The former World Heavyweight 
Champion pushes his large Mexican dick into Lita's ass as she continues to 
suck Cena's dick while riding Randy's pole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans and firmly presses her lips around Cena's cock as 
she rocks back and forth on Randy's cock, with Rey firmly pumping into her 
ass, encouraging her to take Cena's cock deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah Lita..." Cena moans as Lita deep throats his entire cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Randy Orton groans as his large cock begins to throb within 
Lita's tight wet cunt.

Lita sharply bounces on Randy's cock as he firmly and deeply rams his cock 
upward into her snatch as his cock continues to throb. Lita's fiery red 
haired head swiftly bobs back and forth on Cena's cock, with her sensual 
saliva dripping down.

"Ohhh awwww fuck..." Rey Mysterio moans as he hammers Lita's ass with firm 
and swift thrusts while she sucks and slurps on Cena's cock. 

"Ohhh fuck ahhh..." Cena moans as his cock begins to throb within Lita's 
mouth.

"Awwwww mmmmm..." Orton groans loudly as he starts to cum within Lita's 
pussy.

Lita lifts her seductively eyes and looks up at John Cena before she slyly 
turns her head on his shaft as rocks back on Randy Orton's cock, feeling his 
warm cum filling her pussy.

Lita lifts her seductively eyes and looks up at John Cena before she slyly 
turns her head on his shaft as rocks back on Randy Orton's cock, feeling his 
warm cum filling her pussy.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmmm fuck..." Cena moans as his cock begins to erupt with a 
massive amount of cum.

Lita smirks around Cena's cock as she starts to lightly bob her head on his 
cock with his massive load of cum filling her mouth.

"Ahhhh awwww mmm..." Rey Mysterio moans as his cock begins to pulsate as he 
pounds Lita's ass while she rocks on Randy's cum spent dick while Cena pulls 
his own shaft out of her mouth.

Lita lifts her head off of Cena's cock and eagerly swallows his load of cum 
as she leans her head back, with Rey pounding her ass.

"Mmmmmm awwww shit... ahhhhh..." Rey grunts as he starts to cum deep inside 
of Lita's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah fill that ass..." Lita moans and licks her lips as 
she feels his warm cum continuing to flow into her.

"Ohhhh fuck... ahhh..." Rey groans as he continues to pump his cock into 
Lita's ass until he's finished cumming. 

"Well... Lita's all nice and loose for tonight..." Randy says with a smirk as 
he remains under Lita while Rey pulls out of her ass.

Lita narrows her eyes and glares down at Randy Orton. "Why don't you grow 
up!" Lita snaps as she lifts herself off of Orton and stands up.

"Now why would I want to do that, when it gets you eager to fuck?" Randy asks 
as he stands up.

Lita grits her teeth and places her hands onto her hips. "You know what, 
screw you, Randy!" Lita yells and then looks at Cena, who has a smirk on his 
face. "And what's so amusing to you!?"

"You just said screw you to Randy... and you just screwed him...." Cena 
answers with a smirk.

Lita shakes her head and throws her hands up. "What!? Is everybody immature 
now!?"

"Lita, did you forget, this is the WWE..." Rey says. 

"Yeah bro, it's a big frat house and sorority! Woo Woo Woo... you know it!" 
Zack grins.

"That's right Lita and no matter how mature you 'act' you're still a WWE 
Diva..." Randy smirks slyly.

Lita presses her lips together and shakes her head. "You guys are a bunch of 
idiots!" Lita snaps before she pauses and looks at Zack Ryder. "Especially 
you!"

"Me... what did I do?" Zack Ryder asks.

Lita looks at Zack Ryder and shakes her head before she starts to gather her 
clothing. "You know what...forget it! Forget it! I knew coming here was a bad 
idea...all you boys still mock me...and I doubt he even has a clue happened 
in here!" Lita says pointing to Ryder.

"Now that's not nice Lita..." Cena says. 

"Yeah bro... I totally know what happened here..." Zack Ryder says before he 
goes over to his travel bag and takes out a rolled up 'Broski' t-shirt. He 
walks back to Lita and grins, "You just became broski of the week..." Zack 
says as he hands the t-shirt to Lita. 

Lita looks down at the t-shirt and then looks back up at Zack Ryder. "The 
what of the week!?" Lita snaps at Ryder.

"Broski of the week..." Zack grins, "Every week I name someone as my broski 
of the week..."

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Really?"

"You know it..." Zack nods his head.

Lita nods her head and glances down at the t-shirt "It is a nice shirt..."

"Wasn't he one of Edge's sidekicks?" Rey quietly asks Cena and Orton, both of 
whom nod in response. "That explains it..." Rey says.

"You'll look real good in it..." Zack says to Lita.

Lita licks her teeth a bit. "You do that fist pump thing, right?"

"That's right..." Zack nods his head.

"Care to show me how to do it?" Lita asks with a sly smirk

"Sure..." Zack Ryder says, "Just raise you hand in the air and pump it like 
this..." Zack says as he demonstrates the fist pump

Lita laughs and slyly looks at Zack Ryder. "I had something else in mind..."

Zack thinks for a moment and grins, "I hear you bro... you want to see 
another kind of fist pump..."

Lita nods her head. "Oh yeah...lets get out of here and go get a little more 
extreme."

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