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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Rock'ed Bottom
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following the conclusion of the February 14, 2011 broadcast of Monday Night 
RAW, The Rock, wearing a black shirt that reads 'I Bring It' and baggy black 
pants, is returning to the backstage area of Anaheim, California's Honda 
Center. "Oh yeah, that was just electric, the people all chanting The Rock's 
name, knowing that there are just seven weeks from the most electrifying 
hosted event in sports entertainment WrestleMania!" The Rock says boastfully 
as he starts to make his way to the parking garage where his limo is waiting 
for him. 

As he walks, something catches The Rock's attention out of the corner of his 
eye. He stops, turns his head and raises an eyebrow as he sees the reigning 
Divas Champion Eve Torres coming from the locker room area with her travel 
back. "Hmmm... been a while since The Great One had some... Diva pie..." The 
Rock says with a smirk as Eve notices him and changes direction to approach 
the former WWE Champion.

The beautiful and sultry Divas Champion Eve Torres, dressed in a pair of 
nicely tight fitting jeans and a black jacket which is zipped up to her 
chest, revealing her white top underneath along with some of her cleavage, 
smiles as she walks closer to The Rock. "Excuse me...do you have a minute?" 
Eve asks with a soft smile, appearing somewhat nervous as she now stands in 
front of the iconic People's Champion.

The Rock smirks, "The People's Champion always has time for the people..." 
The Rock says as he checks out Eve as she stands in front of him.

Eve presses her lips together. "I was hoping I'd have the chance to meet you 
before either of us left the arena..." Eve says before she extends her right 
hand. "I'm Eve Torres..." Eve says as she introduces herself.

The Rock shakes his right leg and then pats its as if calming it down, "Whoa 
easy there big fella..." The Rock says before he shakes Eve's hand. "And I 
am, well you obviously know who I am, I am the man that can layeth the 
smacketh down all the candy asses in the WWE today!" The Rock says 
boastfully.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip and blushes. "I know this may sound corny, 
but I was such a huge fan of yours...." Eve pauses and nods her head as she 
places both of her hands onto her hips after finishing shaking The Rock's 
hand. "It was really incredible seeing you back tonight..."

The Rock smirks, "Well then, The Rock has a question for you..."

Eve looks up sweetly at The Rock. "You do?"

The Rock smirks, "Do you... like pie?"

Eve scrunches her nose up a bit and looks at The Rock with confusion before 
she lightly shrugs her shoulders. "Yeah...I guess so..." Eve replies before 
she innocently and unintentionally looks up at The Rock as she continues to 
talk. "Although...I'm more partial to struddle..." Eve says as she licks her 
lips. "Hot apple struddle...now that's a great dessert!" Eve says with a nod 
of her brunette head.

"Apple struddle is good BUT... you have not lived, until you sampled, The 
Rock's struddle..." The Rock says with a cocky smirk on his face.

Eve laughs a bit. "The Rock's struddle?" Eve then shakes her head a bit. 
"I've never heard of that...is it any good?"

The Rock smirks, "Just ask..." The Rock pauses, "Damn...The Rock has been 
gone for a long time... who in the blue hell is still here..." The Rock 
raises an eyebrow as he thinks for a moment and then he grins, "Just ask the 
ho with big breasts, who took a night off from hooking to smell what The Rock 
was cooking, Stephanie McMahon, she knows how good The Rock's struddle is..."

Eve Torres laughs. "Ummm...I think I might get in trouble if I ask her 
that...she kind of like one of my bosses..." Eve says before she innocently 
looks at The Rock. "Why don't you tell me how good it is?" Eve asks with a 
smile.

"No, no, no... The Rock can not just tell you how good it is," The Rock 
smirks, "Like I told Lilian Garcia, the day she joined the WWE after she got 
fired from sperm bank for drinking on the job, you got to try it first 
hand..." The Rock says.

Eve Torres looks up at The Rock curiously and bites down on her bottom lip. 
"I don't suppose you have the time for me to find out right now...I mean I'm 
sure you're busy getting ready to host WrestleMania..."

"The Rock can multi task, for The Rock is a jabroni beating, pie eating, 
trail-blazin', eyebrow rasin', diva satisfyin' always electrifyin' champion 
of the people..." The Rock responds boastfully.

Eve laughs a bit and shifts her feet slightly. "So...would that be a yes?"

The Rock lowers his sunglasses slightly to look over the top of them at Eve 
before he raises an eyebrow.

* * *

A short time later in the back of The Rock's Limo, Eve is biting her bottom 
lip as she holds the base of The Rock's Braham bull like cock with her right 
hand. Eve Torres shakes her head slightly and licks her lips before she looks 
up at him with her adorable eyes widened. "You have got to me kidding...you 
cannot be this big!" Eve says as she tightens her grip lightly around his 
cock, moving her hand upward.

"Damn right it is... but The Rock has no problem hearing any Diva say it when 
they get a piece of the Great One..." The Rock replies with a smirk as he 
kicks off his baggy pants. Eve tosses her brunette hair back as she sits more 
comfortably on the large backseat of the limo before she lowers her head down 
and begins to gently slide her wet tongue around the head of The Rock's cock, 
while she moves her hand smoothly on his shaft.

"Mmmm..." The Rock moans as Eve traces her tongue around the large head of 
his cock while her hand smoothly up and down on his massive tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Eve moans softly and closes her eyes as she moves her wet 
tongue in a circular motion around the head of The Rock's cock, with her hand 
smoothly and swiftly moving up and down on his large shaft.

"Oh yeah.... mmmm show The Rock what you got...' The Rock moans as Eve 
circles her tongue over his cock as she works her hand on his shaft.

"Mmmmm....it tastes so incredible..." Eve moans softly before she parts her 
luscious and moist lips and lowers her head to take the large head of The 
Rock's shaft into her mouth, lowering her hand down to the thick base. The 
Rock licks his lips as he places a hand on the back of Eve's head as she 
starts to bob her head up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Eve moans softly as she presses her lips perfectly around The 
Rock's cock and starts to steadily bob her head up and down on his cock, with 
her wet saliva dripping down.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." The Rock smirks cockily as Eve lifts and lowers her head up 
and down on his rock hard and large cock.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she turns her hand lightly on the base of 
his shaft as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, with her wet 
tongue sliding against his shaft. The Rock leans back on the backseat of his 
limo as Eve continues to bob her head quickly up and down on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she swiftly and smoothly bobs her 
head on The Rock's cock, taking him deeply and rapidly into her mouth as she 
stretches her lips apart wider as she takes more of his shaft into her mouth.

"Awwww... ahhhh..." The Rock groans as Eve tries to fit more of his cock into 
her mouth as she continues to bob her head on it. Eve places her other hand 
down onto The Rock's leg as she continues to bob her head at a smooth, brisk 
pace with her pouty lips brushing back and forth.

"Ahhh mmmmm..." The Rock moans as Eve eagerly sucks and slurps on his cock. 
Eve begins to slowly lifts her head up on The Rock's cock, however, keeping 
the head of his shaft inside of her wet and warm mouth as she continues to 
bob her head.

"Mmmm why don't you show The Rock... some of you poon tang pie..." The Rock 
says with a smirk as Eve flicks her tongue against the head of his cock as 
she holds it within her mouth. Eve Torres slowly lifts her head off of The 
Rock's cock and licks her lips before she unzips her black jacket and slides 
the jacket off of her sultry body, exposing her tight fitting white top. Eve 
smiles at The Rock as she lifts her white top to expose her rounded and juicy 
tits. The Rock smirks as he looks at Eve's perfectly round tits as she 
unbuttons her jeans and starts to push them from her slender waist.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip and cutely looks at The Rock before she 
pushes them down from her gorgeously curved hips and down her smooth, tanned 
legs, kicking her jeans aside as she then starts to lower her black panties. 
The Rock takes off his shirt revealing his powerful upper body as Eve inches 
her black panties down her smooth legs.

Eve rubs her lips together as she looks at The Rock's powerfully muscular 
chest and stomach. "Mmmmm nice...." Eve says before she slides her panties 
down her gorgeous legs and expose her shaved, moist pussy to the People's 
Champion.

"The Rock says... know your role... and get that cunt on The People's 
Cock..." The Rock says with a cocky smirk.

Eve nods her head and licks her lips. "Mmmm of course..." Eve says before she 
moves and straddles The Rock's lap as he sits back on the large backseat of 
the limo, lowering her wet and tight pussy down onto his large cock, feeling 
him force his cock upward, stretching her pussy in the process. The Rock 
places his hands on Eve's hips as he starts to firmly thrust his cock up into 
her hot wet and stretching cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit...ohhhh...." Eve moans lustfully as she closes her 
eyes and places her hands onto The Rock's muscular chest as she starts to 
immediately bounce on his cock as he thrusts up into her snatch.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock groans as he lifts Eve up and down on his large thick 
cock as he drives it up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh shit...ohhhh my god....that dick is so big!" Eve Torres 
moans loudly as she lowers swiftly on his Braham Bull-like cock as he deeply 
works his shaft up into her with more force.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." The Rock groans as he bounces Eve on his cock as he hammers 
her cunt with powerful upward thrusts. Eve closes her eyes and leans her head 
forward as she begins to rock steadily on his cock, with The Rock rapidly 
pumping up into her wet, tight pussy. The Rock smirks as he sees Eve smiling 
widely as he bounces her up and down on his massive cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Eve moans as her breathing increases while she 
bounces and rocks on The Rock's cock, with him deeply pumping up into her 
snatch. "Mmmmmmmm... shit..." Eve moans as her juicy and rounded tits bounce 
with her movements.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." The Rock slides to the far right of the limo's back seat and 
to his left in order to lay Eve on the backseat as he drives his cock sharply 
into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm shit...ohhhhhhh!" Eve moans and licks her lips as she 
slides on the backseat of the limo with The Rock deeply thrusting his cock 
into her wet pussy.

"Ahhh mmmmm..." The Rock groans as he pumps his cock deeply in and out of 
Eve's wet pussy as she slides back and forth on the leather surface of the 
limo's backseat.

"Ohhhhhhhh shit....ohhhhh...." Eve moans as she raises her hands and places 
her hands onto The Rock's muscular, strong arms as he drives his large cock 
into her pussy, with her thighs smacking loudly against his waist.

"Ahhhh... awwww...." The Rock groans as he hammers Eve's stretched out cunt 
with his Brahma bull-like cock. Eve then raises her gorgeous legs and 
proceeds to wrap her legs around his muscular waist as he continues to 
swiftly thrust his shaft into her, causing her to buck her body against his. 
The Rock smirks as he feels Eve bucking against him as he pounds her pussy 
with his self-proclaimed People's Cock. Each of his thrusts are firm and 
brisk, causing Eve's body to arch with every thrust.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Eve Torres moans as she arches her 
body constantly with The Rock's cock slamming deeply into her pussy, with his 
balls smacking against her skin.

"Awwww ahhhh mmmm..." The Rock groans as he drills Eve's snatch as her legs 
loosen from around his waist. The Rock pulls his massive tool out of Eve's 
twat, "The Rock says turn your hot little candy ass over..." The Rock says 
with a cocky smirk.

Eve licks her lips and sweetly smiles up at The Rock before she rolls over 
onto her stomach and lifts herself up onto her hands and knees. The Rock 
kneels just his left leg on the backseat of the limo as he keeps his right 
leg off of it. The seven-time WWE Champion guides his massive cock back into 
Eve's wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Eve moans loudly as she feels his long shaft sliding deeply 
into her pussy, causing her to rock forward on her knees.

"You're about to see why The Rock is the greatest at layin' the smackdown on 
a candy ass!" The Rock grunts loudly as he starts to firmly smack Eve's ass 
with his right hand as he resumes hammering her pussy with deep hard thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh!" Eve moans loudly and lustfully as she 
rocks back and forth on her knees with her sultry ass smacking against his 
muscular waist. The Rock spits on the palm of his right hand and smacks Eve's 
ass even harder as he drives his cock all the way into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah..." Eve moans as she glances over her shoulder and 
smiles back at The Rock as she starts to sway her stunning ass while he 
thrusts into her pussy. The Rock has an eyebrow raised as he rapidly pumps 
his large cock in and out of Eve's pussy as she rocks back against him to 
match his pace.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhh come on....lay the smackdown on it again..." Eve moans as 
she lustfully pushes back against his cock. The Rock again spits on the palm 
of his right hand and firmly smacks Eve's ass again as he pounds her hot wet 
pussy with his Brahma bull-like shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah..." Eve moans as sweat drips down her face as she 
loudly smacks her ass against his muscular waist as she pushes back on his 
large, thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh.... mmmmm...." The Rock grunts loudly as his cock starts to throb 
inside of Eve's cunt as he keeps fucking her in the back of his limo.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Eve groans as she tilts her head back and closes 
her eyes as she tightens her pussy around his shaft.

Feeling Eve's pussy tighten on his pistoning and throbbing cock, The Rock 
suddenly pulls out and sits on the backseat of the limo, "The Rock knows you 
know your role... now get back to sucking it..."

Eve licks her lips and nods her head as she turns around on her knees to face 
The Rock as she places her left hand around his throbbing and large cock. Eve 
parts her lips and happily takes the Great One's cock into her sultry mouth 
once again. The Rock leans back on the limo's backseat, places a hand on 
Eve's head and pushes her further downward than she was able to accomplish 
earlier.

"Mmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmm!" Eve moans lustfully around The Rock's cock with 
her lips smoothly brushing back and forth, steadily moving her head.

"Ahhhhh..." The Rock groans as he holds Eve's head down as he thrusts his 
throbbing cock up into her mouth, however Eve can't quite deep throat it.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she lightly presses her tight against The 
Rock's large shaft as she continues to bob her head back and forth.

"Awww...." The Rock grunts as he starts to cum inside of Eve's mouth, and 
with her head so far down on his dick, The Rock smirks when he hears her gag 
slightly. Eve presses her lips tightly around The Rock's shaft and holds her 
head still as she allows his warm cum to flood and drain into the back of her 
mouth to swallow. 

"Mmmmmm..." The Rock groans as he holds Eve's head down on his cum erupting 
cock. 

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Eve softly moans as she starts to lightly bob her head once 
again on The Rock's cock as the cum continues to flow from his large shaft.

The Rock soon finishes cumming, and he lets Eve lift her head up off of his 
cock as some cum drips down the sides of his dick. The Rock looks at Eve with 
a raised eyebrow, "Still more down there..." The Rock says with a smirk.

Eve laughs and lowers her head down more. "Don't want that to go to waste..." 
Eve replies as she begins to slide her tongue against The Rock's shaft, 
collecting the cum dripping downward.

"Mmmmm..." The Rock smirks and moans as Eve cleans his cock of his cum, "The 
Rock may just have to hang around for more than just WrestleMania... if you 
smell what The Rock is cooking..."

Eve lifts her head after cleaning The Rock's cock entirely of his cum and 
smiles up sweetly at The Rock. "You know...maybe if you aren't too busy with 
your hosting duties at WrestleMania we could meet up...." 

The Rock raises an eyebrow, "You think The Rock will have free time at the 
most electrifying extravaganza of them all, WrestleMania 27? The Rock is a 
busy man and will be too busy going face to face with that giant bowl of 
Fruity Pebbles and that buck-tooth jabroni to worry about another slice of 
Eve Torres poon tang pie..." The Rock says before adding, "Now the night 
BEFORE WrestleMania... The Rock has no plans."

Eve smiles and rubs her pouty lips together. "Really?"

"You doubt The Rock?" The Rock answers

"No...not at all..." Eve says with a smile. "It's just...there's a whole new 
crop of Divas for you take a piece of...I didn't think you'd want to waste 
your time with a repeat piece..." Eve says as she sits down on the limo seat.

The Rock raises an eyebrow, "If that is your attitude... The Rock says get 
your clothes and crop your way out of The Rock's limo, The Rock has no time 
for anyone who wants to play games."

Eve Torres pauses and bites down on her bottom lip "Oh...ok...." Eve says as 
she starts to reach forward for her clothing, but then stops and looks at The 
Rock. "You know...I am able to recover very quick from fucking..." Eve says 
as she licks her lips at The Rock. "I'm able to go for a second time at the 
drop of a hat..."

The Rock raises his eyebrow again, "Then know your role... and fill your 
mouth..." The Rock says.

Eve nods her head and smiles. "Of course..." Eve says before she places her 
right hand back around The Rock's cock. "Oh...and one more thing..."

"And what's that?" The Rock asks.

Eve smirks as she starts to stroke The Rock's cock. "I will see you the night 
before WrestleMania..." Eve says with a nod of her head, seemingly more 
confident in the presence of The Rock.

The Rock smirks, "The Rock smells what you're cooking..."

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