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Kristi and Dice present: Screwin' In Montreal by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the extremely controversial ending to the WWF Championship match between Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart at the end of the Survivor Series Pay- Per-View on November 9, 1997, the new WWF Champion as well as the current European Champion Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Chyna and Rick Rude, collectively known as D-Generation X, step off of an elevator inside of a hotel near Montreal, Quebec's Molson Center. Shawn, wearing jeans, a black shirt and leather jacket, Hunter, wearing jeans, a sweatshirt and a jacket and also carrying Shawn's travel bags, and Chyna, wearing tight black pants a white top and a jacket, all have smirks on their faces as Rude follows them from behind and he has a suspicious look on his face. Rude suddenly grabs Shawn's right shoulder and forces him to turn around to face him, "You had anything to do with what happened out there tonight?!" Rick Rude snaps. Shawn has a look of remorse on his face as he looks at DX's insurance policy, "Hey Rick... man I had nothing to do with that... that was all McMahon and Brisco's idea..." Shawn says as Hunter and Chyna both turn and Rude sees that they both also appear to feel bad about what happened at the end of Shawn's match. Rude narrows his eyes, "I'm going to go have a talk with them... if I find out you three had anything to do with it..." Rude says before he turns to walk back to the elevators. Shawn takes a deep breath and he along with Chyna and Hunter head to his hotel room. Shawn unlocks his room's door and enters first, followed by Hunter and then Chyna enters and she closes the door as Hunter puts Shawn's bag on the floor. Shawn turns and looks at his friends and laughs. "We did it... we fucked Bret out the WWF Title... and he's out of here!" Shawn says as high fives Hunter. "Oh man, did you see the pissed off look on his face... and the best part is, he destroyed all that equipment and then knocked Vince out on his ass," Hunter laughs. "Wonder if we can do that to Davey Boy, Neidhart and that little nugget Owen..." Hunter says with a smirk. "All in due time Hunter... but man, you should've seen me when Bret was asking me if I was in on it, it was just like with Rick out there, I just lied in his face," Shawn says as he, Hunter and Chyna take off their jackets. Shawn looks at Chyna and jumps back when he sees how tight her shirt is against her recently enhanced tits, "Jesus Chyna you can put an eye out with those! Not that I would mind going blind" Shawn grins as he teases the normally quiet muscular woman. Chyna slowly shifts her intense and commanding eyes before she quietly glances over at Shawn Michaels before smirking slightly. "Congratulations Champ..." Chyna says with a quiet murmur. Hunter laughs, "Chyna... baby I just love how talkative you are..." Hunter says with a smirk. "Are you kidding, that body of hers does all the talking..." Shawn grins. Chyna folds her arms against her powerful chest as she quietly glances over at Hunter and coldly narrows her eyes "So are we giving the Champ his celebration party or not?" "A party? For me? When does it start?" Shawn asks with a smirk on his face. Hunter licks his lips as he looks at Chyna, "How about we start when you're ready to start babe?" Hunter says in reply to Chyna's question. Chyna nods her head and then smirks. "I'm ready now!" Chyna slightly snaps at Hunter before she turns to face the new WWF Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Michaels, and allows her firm eyes to take a moment to size up the Heart Break Kid's clothed body. Shawn Michaels grins as Chyna is looking at him, "Trying to undress me with your eyes Chyna?" Shawn asks before he starts to dance a bit as he lifts up his shirt, revealing his toned abs and slightly hairy chest as he takes it off. Chyna slowly and quietly nods her head in approval as she stares at the nicely toned and hairy chest of Shawn Michaels. "Now the pants!" Chyna commandingly snaps. "Boy... aren't we bossy..." Shawn laughs as he unbuckles his belt while thrusting his hips. He then undoes his jeans and lowers them from his waist, revealing a pair of light blue boxers. Shawn steps out of his jeans and kicks them towards the hotel room's dresser. "Show off..." Chyna replies with a sly smirk on her face before the powerful Diva takes a step toward Shawn and drops down suddenly onto her knees in front of him. Chyna quietly glances up at him with a seductive glare as she raises her hands and firmly presses them against the crotch of his light blue boxers, feeling his cock underneath the material. "Hey I got good reasons to be a show off...' Shawn smirks as Chyna squeezes his cock through the material of his light blue boxers. Meanwhile Hunter is taking off his sweatshirt as Chyna grabs the waistline of Shawn's boxers and she easily jerks them off from his waist. Chyna grits her teeth as she roughly jerks the pair of boxers down his toned legs and to his feet before she lifts her dark haired head and comes face to face with his semi-hard cock. "See.... that's a big reason for me to be a show off..." Shawn laughs as his hardening cock bounces slightly as he continues to thrust his hips back and forth. "Yeah Chyna loved your Playgirl spread...' Hunter chuckles as he starts to undo his jeans. Chyna glances over her shoulder and quietly smirks back at Hunter before she blindly raises her left hand and firmly grips the Heart Break Kid's cock and begins to pump her hand against his continually hardening shaft. "Whoa... mmmm remind me never to arm wrestle you... what a grip..." Shawn moans as Chyna pumps her left hand back and forth along his cock as he hardens to a full eleven inches in length. Chyna licks her lips as she moves her left hand up and down Shawn Michaels's cock, keeping a solid grip on his cock before she opens her mouth and leans her head down to take the head of his shaft and upper portions into her wet and warm, dominating mouth. "Mmmmmm ahhhh...." Shawn Michaels moans as Chyna firmly holds the base of his cock while she begins to bob her head on the upper half of his dick. Hunter finally takes off his jeans and his own cock hangs between his legs as he watches Chyna bob her head on the WWF and European Champion's cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Chyna roughly moans as she bobs her head fiercely on Shawn Michaels's cock, perfectly and forcefully bobbing her head on his shaft as she gradually takes the WWF Champion's cock deeper into her mouth. "Ahhhhh shit... mmmm..." Shawn moans as he tilts his head back as Chyna roughly sucks his long hard cock. Hunter licks his lips as he kneels behind Chyna and he begins to pull down her tight black pants from her waist. Chyna sits up slightly on her knees, allowing easier access for Hunter to remove her tight fitting black pants as she continues to quickly and steadily work her mouth on Shawn's cock, slapping her tongue repeatedly and firmly against his shaft. "God damn Chyna... you blow Sunny, Sable and Marlena out of the water with how you give head..." Shawn groans as Chyna presses her lips tightly on his cock while she beats his shaft with her tongue. Hunter laughs a bit, "She's a real wonder..." Hunter says as he jerks Chyna's pants off of her muscular legs and he notices that the Amazon like Diva has a black thong on which he starts to remove. "MMMMMMM!" Chyna groans around Shawn's cock as she firmly turns her head on his shaft, grinding her vice-like lips against his shaft before she suddenly deep throats his entire cock with ease. "Awww shit.... mmmmm...." Shawn groans as Chyna swallows his entire cock. Chyna reaches around him and grabs Shawn's ass cheeks as she impales her throat with his dick. "MMMMMMMM! GAHHHHH!" Chyna lustfully and roughly moans against Shawn's cock as she holds him deep within her mouth, his ballsack pressing against her chin. "Mmmmmm damn.... fuck...' Shawn moans as Chyna holds his cock deep within her mouth for nearly three minutes before she starts to lift her head off of his saliva coated dick. "Mmmmm...now that's a cock..." Chyna quietly groans as she watches her saliva drips from the Heart Break Kid's member. "Damn straight..." Shawn grins as Chyna watches her saliva drip on his cock before Hunter taps the back of her head with his own cock as he stands behind her. Chyna raises an eyebrow and smirks as she feels Hunter's thick, rock hard cock tapping against her head. Chyna glances over her shoulders and licks her firm lips at the sight of Hunter's impressive cock. Chyna quietly turns on her knees to face him and wraps her right hand around his stiff cock before guiding it to her mouth. "Mmmmmm yeah baby..." Hunter moans as the woman he brought into the WWF nearly ten months ago begins to bob her head on his cock. Shawn licks his lips as he kneels behind Chyna, "Always wanted to go to China.... but getting into Chyna is gonna be a lot better..." Shawn grins as he guides his cock into Chyna's incredibly tight and hot pussy. "MMMMMMMMM!" Chyna roughly moans around Hunter's shaft as Shawn's cock enters her tight and warm pussy from behind, causing the powerful Diva to sharply rock forward on her knees and deep throating Hunter's shaft. "Ahhhh fuck.... damn... like trying to shove a square peg into a round hole..." Shawn grunts as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Chyna's pussy. "Mmmm yeah I know Chyna's got the best snatch in the business..." Hunter moans as Chyna swallows his entire cock before he starts to thrust it in and out of her mouth. Chyna places her hands onto Hunter's muscular, tanned waist and starts to rapidly bob her dark haired head on his shaft as she deeply inhales his cock, slapping her tongue roughly against his massive shaft while rocking back firmly against Shawn's cock in her pussy from behind. "Yeah baby.... suck it..." Hunter moans as he puts his hands on Chyna's dark haired head as he pumps his cock in and out of her mouth. Shawn grabs hold of Chyna's muscular hips as he gradually increases his pace as he fucks her tight cunt from behind with deep thrusts. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Chyna groans as her saliva slobbers all over Hunter's cock as her head works swiftly on his shaft, taking him deep into her mouth. "Ahhhhhh ahhhh fuck.... mmmmm..." Shawn Michaels grunts as he drills Chyna's hot pussy with his cock as she rocks back against him while Hunter Hearst Helmsley is fucking her mouth. Hunter licks his lips before he pulls his cock out of Chyna's saliva filled mouth, "Damn baby you're good..." Hunter says. Chyna grits her teeth and seductively glares up at Hunter while she quickly rocks back and forth on her knees, powerfully pushing back against Shawn's thrusting shaft. "Mmmmm ahhh damn.... whew..." Shawn tosses his long light brown hair back before he pulls his thick cock out of Chyna's cunt while Hunter lays on one of the two hotel room beds. Chyna raises an eyebrow and smirks as she watches Hunter lay down on the hotel room bed with his rigid cock pointing directly up. Chyna licks her lips and quietly stands up from the floor before she starts to approach the bed with Hunter eagerly watching her. "How about taking off that shirt Chyna..." Hunter says just a moment after Chyna grabs the neckline of her shirt to rip it off from her upper body. Chyna grits her teeth as she strips the torn material of her white shirt off of her body and tosses it down toward the hotel room floor, exposing her incredibly large and firm, juicy tits. Chyna narrows her eyes and climbs onto the bed, slyly crawling toward Hunter's muscular body before the impressively powerful Diva straddles him and roughly lowers herself onto his cock. "Awwwww fuck yeah...." Hunter groans as Chyna sharply drops down onto his cock. Hunter places his hands on Chyna's huge firm tits as she begins to violently rock back and forth on his stiff dick. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Chyna quietly moans as she places her hands firmly onto his muscular chest while rocking back and forth on his cock, jerking his cock with her tight and wet pussy. "Ahhhhh.... awww..." Hunter grits his teeth as Chyna dominates his cock with her tight wet cunt with each movement that she makes. Shawn Michaels casually jumps onto the bed in order to get behind the hot muscular Diva and he places his hands on her hips. Chyna instantly leans forward to makes her ass more accessible for the new WWF Champion to push his cock into her asshole. "Stick that dick in my ass!" Chyna loudly and surprising snaps at Shawn Michaels as she aggressively rocks back and forth on Hunter's cock, roughly grinding her pussy on his shaft. "Hey... I'm the boss..." Shawn laughs before he guides his cock into Chyna's asshole. Shawn doesn't have to start thrusting right away because Chyna is rocking so hard on Hunter's cock that she's able to pump her own ass on the Heart Break Kid's shaft. "Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh!" Chyna loudly moans and grits her teeth as she digs her fingernails into Hunter's chest as she roughly rocks on his cock and is able to impressively push herself back against Shawn's cock inside of her tight and juicy ass. "Ohhhh fuck yeah.... mmmmm..." Hunter groans as he starts to pump his cock upward into Chyna's cunt as she rocks on dick while he plays with her huge tits. Shawn finally begins to thrust his cock in and out of Chyna's ass as she aggressively pushes herself back against him. "Ohhhhhhh..." Chyna groans and closes her eyes as she moves swiftly between Hunter and Shawn, moving her muscular, hot body between to the D-Generation X members. "Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck.... ahhhh...' Shawn Michaels groans as he thrusts his cock quickly in and out of Chyna's asshole. Hunter takes his hands from Chyna's tits and places them on her powerful thighs as he keeps driving his cock upward into the Amazon Diva's hot cunt. Chyna grits her teeth as she moves her hands roughly against Hunter's impressive muscular chest while sharply rocking on his cock and aggressively pushing back against Shawn's cock in her tight ass. "Ahhhhh ahhhh awwww..." Hunter groans as Chyna grinds herself on his cock as he keeps pushing it up into her pussy. Shawn leans forward so that his body is pressing against Chyna's back as he hammers her ass with quick hard thrusts. "Mmmmmm...yeah...ohhhhh!" Chyna quietly groans as sweat starts to drip from her gorgeously muscular body as she quickly moves between Hunter and Shawn. "Ohhhhh ahhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Shawn grits his teeth as he keeps leaning against Chyna's back as he pounds Chyna's ass before he pulls his cock out of her ass. Chyna grits her teeth and slowly turns her head to glances back at Shawn Michaels while she continues to sharply rock back and forth on Hunter's cock inside of her pussy. With Chyna looking back at Shawn, Hunter manages to turn himself and her over so that he's on top of her while he continues to thrust his cock in and out of her pussy. Chyna narrows her eyes and slyly looks up at Hunter as she places her hands onto his muscular arms and starts to impressively rock underneath his muscular body as he hammers his cock into her. "Ahhhhhh ohhhh yeah..." Hunter Hearst Helmsley groans as he slams his cock into Chyna's tight wet cunt. Shawn Michaels licks his lips as he moves to kneel next to Chyna's head on her right side, "Hey this is my party...' Shawn laughs jokingly as Chyna turns her head towards him. Chyna slyly smirks up at Shawn Michaels before she opens her mouth and eagerly takes his shaft into her mouth, wrapping her firm lips tightly around his shaft and starts to rock her head along his cock, while she moves aggressively against Hunter's cock. "Awwww yeah.... ahhhh...' Shawn Michaels moans as Chyna sucks on his cock. Hunter sits up on his knees as he keeps his cock pistoning in and out of Chyna's pussy as she tightly wraps her legs around his waist. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Chyna groans as she moves her head steadily on Shawn's cock, taking his entire shaft into her mouth minuets at a time, as she beats her tongue on his cock. "Ohhhh yeah.... ahhhhh awww fuck..." Triple H moans as his cock starts to throb inside of Chyna's cunt as he keeps fucking her as hard as he can while she deep throats Shawn Michaels's rock hard shaft. Chyna firmly grinds her pussy against Hunter's cock with her muscular, smooth legs hooked around his waist as she aggressively and quickly works her mouth over Shawn's cock. "Ahhhhh... ohhh yeah..." Shawn moans as he tilts his head back as Chyna keeps sucking his dick. "Ahhhh awww.... ahhhh!" Triple H groans as he begins to cum inside of Chyna's hot wet snatch. Chyna arches her back slightly as she lays on the bed, her head repeatedly moving on Shawn's cock, taking him once again balls deep into her powerful mouth. "Ahhhhh ohhhh damn... mmm!" Shawn grits his teeth as he starts to cum inside of Chyna's mouth after she swallows every inch of his show stopping cock. Chyna tightly clamps her lips around Shawn's cock as she deeply holds him in her mouth with his warm cum gushing inside from his piss-slit. "Ohhhh.... ahhhh..." Shawn moans as Chyna doesn't let him pull out of her mouth while he's cumming. Chyna does unwrap her legs from Hunter's waist to let him pull out after he filled her cunt with his load. Chyna slowly and roughly pulls her head off of Shawn's cock, hungrily licking her lips and devouring his cum. "Ahhh man.... ohhh.... guess Bret wasn't the only one getting screwed tonight..." Shawn laughs a bit as he moves to sit on the bed. Hunter smirks, "Hey Shawn... Chyna had this idea about adding those two punks the New Age Outlaws to the group..." Hunter says. Shawn smirks and looks at Chyna, "Oh really?" Shawn asks. Chyna smirks at Shawn Michaels before she silently nods her dark haired head. Shawn laughs, "Well if those two can take the Tag Straps from the LOD... I guess they can gang bang you with us...." -END-