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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



She Is Simply So Hott
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

After being eliminated from the WrestleMania 25 Divas Battle Royal, Tiffany 
is returning to the backstage area of Houston, Texas's Reliant Stadium, where 
she spots Kid Rock, wearing a black hat, t-shirt, and jeans, as he's signing 
two CDs for Tommy Dreamer. "Thanks... my girls are gonna love this..." 
Dreamer says.

"Hey no problem, back in the day, you boys on ECW used my music a lot, helped 
me along when I hit it big," Kid Rock says with a smile

"Yeah and one of our guys had to live with the fact he got his named because 
he looked like you," Dreamer laughs as Tiffany starts to approach them. 

"I heard about that, but it's all good," Kid Rock laughs a bit.

"Thanks again, better gets these two my kids," Dreamer says before he starts 
to walk away, as he does, he passes Tiffany, "Hey Tiffany, you looked good 
out there..." Dreamer says.

The Assistant General Manager of ECW, the adorable and professional, Tiffany, 
smiles at Tommy Dreamer and nods her blond haired head. "Thank you Tommy...I 
great appreciate that!" Tiffany says as she blushes sweetly with a laugh, 
dressed in a bright green top that hugs against her chest, giving a hint of 
her tanned cleavage and shows off her toned, tanned and smooth stomach, as 
well as a short white skirt and a pair of very short, white undershorts 
underneath the skirt.

"You keep looking that good in the ring, you'll be Women's Champion before 
you know it...," Tommy Dreamer smiles before he continues on his way.

Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and shyly lowers her head. "Oh well 
thank you Tommy.... but I think that my time is best served assisting Mr. 
Long and making ECW the best show on television!"

Tommy Dreamer turns and walks backward, "Take my advice, don't let 
opportunities pass you by," Dreamer says as he turns around, leaving Tiffany 
a few feet away from Kid Rock. Tiffany presses her soft and pouty lips 
together before she nods her head after having a moment to think about what 
Tommy Dreamer had said. Tiffany takes a deep breath and continues on her 
destination to the women's locker room in order to change, which she happens 
to pass by Kid Rock.

Kid Rock turns his head and notices Tiffany as she walks past him, "Hey 
there... you're the one of the ones who got... really up close with me during 
my little concert..." Kid Rock says.

Tiffany pauses and blushes a bit as she cutely lowers her blond haired head, 
thinking that Kid Rock may be upset with her. "Oh yes....and I would like to 
apologize about that..." Tiffany says as she looks at Kid Rock with an 
innocent smile. "Normally I wouldn't act like that, but it's just 
WrestleMania tonight and I got overly excited..."

"Hey it's no problem," Kid Rock says with a smile, "Made me enjoy doing my 
concert a lot more..."

Tiffany scrunches her nose up and laughs. "Really?"

"Yeah... beautiful women coming up close to me... what's not to like?" Kid 
Rock laughs a bit.

Tiffany nods her head. "Well thank you for the compliment..." Tiffany says 
and presses her lips together. "Does that happen a lot?"

"Mmmm.... depends on how big the stage is..." Kid Rock smiles as he gives a 
vague answer.

Tiffany laughs a bit and shakes her head. "You didn't really give me an 
answer, sir..." Tiffany as she locks her beautiful eyes with Kid Rock.

"Well... some shows I have girls at.... some shows I don't... because of how 
big the stage is..." Kid Rock says.

"You're good at avoiding the truth..." Tiffany says with a laugh and nods her 
head. "Probably comes in handy for you...being a rock star and all..."

"I'm not avoiding the truth..." Kid Rock laughs, "But a lot of things come in 
handy when being a rock star..."

Tiffany smiles "Like what exactly?" Tiffany asks.

"Well being good at writing music.... of.... being good on entertaining a hot 
babe or two after a show..." Kid Rock answers.

Tiffany places her hands onto her nicely curved hips and sweetly looks at Kid 
Rock. "And how exactly do you entertain them?"

"Depends on what mood they are in," Kid Rock replies with an innocent, yet 
mischievous smile on his face.

"Well...what about someone like me?" Tiffany asks with a cute laugh and 
smile.

"Like I said... depends on what mood you're in.... like if you're feeling... 
hot and frisky..." Kid Rock grins.

Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks at Kid Rock. "What 
if I am?"

"Well... my dressing room is probably closer to here than your locker 
room..." Kid Rock replies.

Tiffany blushes a bit and lowers her blond haired head. "Oh wow....you were 
serious about that..."

"And if I was?" Kid Rock asks as he turns Tiffany's style of asking questions 
around on her.

"Ummm...well...uhhhh..." Tiffany stammers a bit and nervously bites down on 
her bottom lip.

"Yeah?" Kid Rock asks as he smiles at the Assistant General Manager of ECW.

"Well...I guess I would say yes..." Tiffany blushes and looks down once 
again.

"You don't have to act shy..." Kid Rock says with a smile, "Come on, I'll 
show you a good time..."

* * *

A few moments later inside of Kid Rock's lavished dressing for WrestleMania, 
the adorable and sweet Assistant General Manager of ECW, Tiffany, is down on 
her knees between Kid Rock's spread out legs as he sits back comfortably on 
the large leather couch. Tiffany adorably glances up at Kid Rock as she is 
unbuckling the belt around his black jeans with her hands. Kid Rock smiles 
down at Tiffany as he takes off his hat and sets it on the armrest of he 
couch as Tiffany slides his belt through the loops of his jeans. 

Tiffany rubs her pouty lips together as she sets the belt down on the floor 
next to her before she slides her hands up his legs, moving her hands against 
the material of his jeans to his thighs, brushing her hands playfully against 
the crotch of his jeans.

"Mmmmm you are so hot..." Kid Rock grins as Tiffany brushes her hands against 
his crotch again before she unbuttons and then unzips his jeans.

Tiffany blushes and cutely laughs. "You really think so?" Tiffany asks as she 
finishes lowering his zipper and places her hands onto the waistline of his 
jeans before she starts to lower them down from his waist.

"Yes I do..." Kid Rock nods his head as he lifts himself slightly so that 
Tiffany can have an easier time in lowering his jeans from his waist, 
revealing his hardening cock in the process.

Tiffany's beautiful and sweet eyes lighten up at the sight of Kid Rock's 
exposed cock. "Wow....now that's a dick!" Tiffany says with an adorable laugh 
as she places her left hand around his shaft, after guiding his jeans the 
remainder of the way down to his feet with her right hand.

"Mmmmmm damn..." Kid Rock moans as Tiffany starts to stroke his cock with her 
left hand while she uses just her right hand to pull his jeans off from 
around his feet one at a time. Tiffany lifts her beautiful eyes and looks up 
at Kid Rock as she smoothly moves her left hand up and down on his shaft, 
before she leans her blond haired head in and slaps her wet tongue against 
the head of his shaft.

"Ahhh..." Kid Rock moans as Tiffany flicks her tongue against the head of his 
long hard shaft while he takes off his t-shirt revealing his lean and tone 
upper body. Tiffany closes her eyes and delicately slides her wet tongue 
around the head of Kid Rock's cock, while she continues to move her left hand 
up and down on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." Kid Rock licks his lips as he watches Tiffany slide her tongue 
expertly around the head of his cock as she strokes the shaft with her left 
hand. Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and lightly spits some saliva 
onto the head of his cock. Tiffany pulls her head back as she raises her left 
hand up to the head of his shaft, collecting the saliva and spreading the 
saliva down his shaft with her hand.

"Ohhhh mmmm. damn..." Kid Rock moans as he watches Tiffany simply stroke his 
cock with her left hand.

Tiffany blushes and innocently looks up at Kid Rock. "Do you like that?" 
Tiffany asks with a smile before she leans her head back down and brushes her 
tongue against his piss-slit on the head of his shaft.

"Ohhh yeah..." Kid Rock nods his head as Tiffany flicks the tip of her tongue 
against his piss-slit.

Tiffany lowers her left hand down to the base of Kid Rock's shaft before she 
parts her pouty lips and lowers her blond haired head, taking his 
impressively long and thick cock into her wet, warm mouth.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Kid Rock moans as he watches Tiffany as she starts to bob 
her head up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmmm...." Tiffany softly moans around Kid Rock's cock as she presses her 
soothing lips around his shaft and starts to bob her blond haired head back 
and forth on his shaft, with her wet saliva already finding its way to his 
cock.

"Ohhhh yeah...." Kid Rock licks his lips as he keeps his eyes on Tiffany as 
she lifts and lowers her head as she sucks his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Tiffany moans as she perfectly bobs her blond haired 
head on Kid Rock's cock with her wet tongue sliding against the bottom side 
of his shaft, starting to move her head at a quicker pace. Kid Rock tilts his 
head back as Tiffany bobs her head at a brisk pace while sliding her tongue 
over the bottom side of his tool.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Tiffany moans around Kid Rock's cock as she removes 
her left hand from the base of his shaft and places both of her hands onto 
his knees as she rapidly bobs her head on his cock, taking him entirely into 
her mouth for brief moments at a time.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh...." Kid Rock lets out a groan as Tiffany blows his mind with 
how quickly she's sucking his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Tiffany moans as she smoothly, but quickly, bobs her 
head back and forth on his shaft with her pouty lips smoothly brushing back 
and forth.

"Ohhhh fuck.... mmmmmm suck it..." Kid Rock groans as Tiffany lets her saliva 
drips down on his cock as she continues to bob her head on his pole. Tiffany 
gradually slows down the moment of her blond haired head and holds her head 
down impressively long on his shaft before she slowly lifts her head.

"Mmmm damn..." Kid Rock licks his lips as Tiffany licks the head of his cock 
once more before she starts to lift up her bright green top. Tiffany sits up 
straight on her knees as she removes the top over her blond haired head to 
expose her tanned, perky and smoothly rounded tits. Kid Rock licks his lips 
and wraps his right hand around his cock and begins to stroke his shaft as 
Tiffany begins to stand up and lower short white skirt and her white 
undershorts and the same time from her hips. Tiffany cutely sways her hips 
from side to side as she guides her skirt and undershorts down from her hips 
and down her smooth, gorgeously tanned legs before she steps out of the skirt 
and undershorts to show of her smoothly shaved, gorgeously tanned and moist 
pussy 

"Fucking hot..." Kid Rock says as he looks at Tiffany's perfectly toned and 
tanned body as she kicks her skirt and undershorts aside with her left foot.

Tiffany smiles and cutely blushes. "Thanks..."

Kid Rock let's go of his cock as Tiffany proceeds to climb on top of his lap 
to take his cock into her smoothly shaven, hot, wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmm....ohhhhh..." Tiffany softly moans and closes her eyes as she 
gradually lowers on Kid Rock's cock. Tiffany places her hands onto his nicely 
toned chest and begins to smoothly rock on his impressively long shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh awww..." Kid Rock groans as he places his hands on Tiffany's 
thighs as he starts to thrust cock up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh that feels so good..." Tiffany moans and licks her lips as she 
eagerly, but smoothly rocks forward on Kid Rock's cock, grinding her wet and 
warm pussy on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh...." Kid Rock moans as Tiffany rocks back and forth on his cock 
as he thrusts up into her.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Tiffany softly moans and leans her blond 
haired head back as she starts to bounce at a quicker pace on Kid Rock's cock 
as he thrusts up into her wet snatch.

Kid Rock keeps his right hand on Tiffany's thigh as he moves his left hand up 
to her tits as Tiffany bounces up and down on his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh...mmmm..." Tiffany moans smoothly moves her hands to his 
shoulders as she continues to rock back and forth while bouncing on his 
shaft.

"Ohhhhhh fuck...." Kid Rock groans as Tiffany bounces at a brisk pace on his 
cock as he continues to pump upward.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Tiffany moans as her nicely rounded and juicy, 
tanned ass smoothly smacks down against Kid Rock's legs as she lowers herself 
on his shaft as he thrusts up into her. Kid Rock grits his teeth and turns 
slightly so he can lay Tiffany on the couch and get on top of her while he 
continues to thrust his cock in and out of her tight wet cunt.

Tiffany places her hands gently onto Kid Rock's arms and bites down on her 
bottom lip as she moves underneath him, following each of his thrusts. 
"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh..." Tiffany moans, clearly enjoying the skilled thrusting 
of the famed rock star.

"Ahhhh mmmmmm fuck..." Kid Rock grunts as he keeps a steady pace as he 
thrusts his cock in and out of Tiffany's snatch.

Tiffany soon raises her legs from underneath Kid Rock and gently wraps them 
around his waist to help her move against his shaft. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh 
yeah..."

"Awwww.... ahhhhh..." Kid Rock groans as Tiffany uses her legs to pull him 
deeper into her pussy as he continues to fuck her tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm...oh my god that feels so good..." Tiffany moans as her 
breathing quickens as she arches slightly with Kid Rock deeply thrusting into 
her wet pussy.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhh..." Kid Rock grunts as Tiffany pushes against him when he 
quickens his pace.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit...ohhhh..." Tiffany moans as she grinds her pussy 
back against Kid Rock's cock as he deeply holds his cock still inside of her 
wet pussy.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Kid Rock groans as he drives his cock harder into Tiffany's 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans and leans her head back on the couch as 
she feels his cock deeply and firmly hammering into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh fuck..." Kid Rock groans as Tiffany unwraps her legs from 
around his waist and he pulls out of her pussy. Tiffany turns over on the 
couch and pushes herself up to her hands and knees. Kid Rock slides a hand 
through his hair before he guide his cock back into Tiffany's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Tiffany moans and presses her lips together as she 
rocks forward on her knees, feeling his cock sliding back into her wet pussy 
from behind.

"Ahhhh..." Kid Rock groans as he resumes thrusting his cock in and out of 
Tiffany's wet pussy as she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" Tiffany moans and glances back at Kid Rock 
to smile sweetly back at him as he continues to thrust into her. Kid Rock 
grins back at Tiffany as he lays his hands on Tiffany's lower back as he 
increases the pace of his thrusts while he fucks her on the couch.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans as she quickly rocks forward on the 
couch while on her hands and knees, feeling Kid Rock ramming his entire cock 
into her. "Ohhhhhh...."

"Awwww..... mmmmmm...." Kid Rock lets out a grunt as he drives his cock 
firmly into Tiffany's pussy as she pushes back so that her ass smacks against 
his waist.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans lustfully as her nicely tanned, 
rounded ass smacks back against his waist as she pushes back against his 
thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Kid Rock groans as he hammers Tiffany's moist 
and warm cunt with swift and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans and throws her head back as she feels 
his shaft deeply pumping into her. Kid Rock grits his teeth as his cock 
starts to throb as he continues to drive his shaft into Tiffany's pussy.

Tiffany glances over her shoulder and sweetly smiles back at Kid Rock as she 
continues to rock back and forth on her knees. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh...."

"Ohhhh shit.... ahhhhh..." Kid Rock moans as he keeps on thrusting his cock 
into Tiffany's pussy as she switches from pushing back to grinding her twat 
on his pulsating dick.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm do you like that?" Tiffany asks with a smile as she grinds 
back and then pushes back on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah..." Kid Rock groans as he drives his cock all the way 
forward into Tiffany's cunt as he starts to cum inside of her warm, wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh mmmmm...that feels so good..." Tiffany moans and smoothly 
pushes back.

"Ohhhhh.... ahhhh..." Kid Rock groans as he lightly thrusts his cock in and 
out of Tiffany's twat as he floods her pussy with his spunk.

Tiffany turns her head and smiles back at Kid Rock. "Wow....that was so 
amazing!"

Kid Rock nods his head, "Mmmmm I was right about what I said earlier..." Kid 
Rock says as he slowly pulls his cock out of Tiffany's pussy.

"What was that?" Tiffany asks with a cute smile and laugh as she turns on her 
knees to face Kid Rock.

"You are so hot..." Kid Rock answers with a grin.

Tiffany blushes and cutely lowers her head. "Awww...well thank you"

Kid Rock grins, "So... you doing anything after the show?"

Tiffany smiles and shrugs her shoulders. "I don't know, why?"

"Thinking we could take this... back to the hotel," Kid Rock replies.

"Oh gosh...I don't know if I can really keep partying all night..." Tiffany 
says with a soft laugh.

"I'm sure you'll be able too..." Kid Rock smiles.

"But...I'll have a meeting tomorrow with Mr. Long that I'll have to be at to 
discuss what will be planned for this week's show..." Tiffany begins to 
innocently explain.

"That sounds pretty weak..." Kid Rock says with a laugh.

Tiffany laughs and scrunches her nose up cutely. "What do you mean by that?"

"Sounds like you wanna get out of hanging out with me," Kid Rock smiles.

Tiffany shakes her head and smiles. "No...it's just I have my job and all..."

"I'm sure your boss would understand you partying on the biggest night for 
the WWE," Kid Rock says.

"Well...he might..." Tiffany says with a playful smile.

"So... is that a yes?" Kid Rock asks.

Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and nods her head. "Yep!" Tiffany 
replies with a laugh.

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