READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is 
fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
regardless this is, this is FICTION! 
 
Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of 
fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 
1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out-
right Lesbian stories! 
 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



So You Want To Be Nasty?
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Backstage during the latest edition of Monday Night RAW, the nasty and 
seductive Diva Layla is standing at the catering table stirring some sugar 
into a cup of coffee. Layla, dressed in a short jean skirt and a black top, 
presses her pouty lips together and raises the cup to take a sip as Jamie 
Noble staggers into the catering room in intense pain after facing Kane in a 
quick, squashing match.

"Ahhh... oww... you saw that Layla... I showed Kane that he better not mess 
with me..." Jamie says, as he's still suffering from the effects of Kane's 
boot colliding with his head. Jamie is wearing blue wrestling pants and he 
holds the back of his head with his right hand.

Layla sighs and rolls her eyes as she puts her cup of coffee down on the 
catering table and turns around to face Jamie Noble. Layla places her hands 
on her nicely curved and seductively rounded hips as she raises an eyebrow 
"Ummm Jamie, didn't you just lose out there?" Layla asks in her sly, seducing 
British accent.

"Oh that's just a little technicality..." Jamie says as he holds the back of 
his head, "Besides there was no ref out there... so Kane didn't beat me, he 
just got lucky with those cheap shots..." Jamie says boastfully.

Layla disappointedly shakes her head "Sorry Jamie...I don't associate with 
LOSERS..." Layla says with a smirk as she presses her sensual, pouty lips 
together while narrowing her eyes at the feisty redneck.

"Hey whoa now... Jamie Noble ain't a loser... never was and never will be..." 
Jamie says, "I'm the roughest, toughest Superstar in the whole WWE!"

Layla laughs a bit "I don't think so Jamie...besides...I only hang out guys 
who love being nasty...." Layla lightly shrugs her shoulders "You know like 
my good buddy, The Miz! He loves being nasty!"

Jamie looks at Layla with a raised eyebrow, "The Miz? What does know about 
being 
nasty? Don't you know all of the stuff I've done in the WWE? I'm very nasty!" 
Jamie says while he licks his teeth.

Layla raises an eyebrow as she looks at Jamie Noble "You nasty?" Layla slyly 
laughs "What have you done that's nasty?"

"Baby, I've done it all!" Jamie says, "Everybody knows that when it comes to 
being nasty, Jamie Noble is the nastiest!"

"So...you really think you can be as nasty as me?" Layla asks as she licks 
her luscious lips.

"Baby, I know I am as nasty as anyone..." Jamie grins.

Layla presses her shoulders up "Prove it, Jamie baby..." Jamie licks his lips 
before he boldly grabs Layla by her waist and pulls her towards him. Jamie 
Noble then kisses Layla, sliding his tongue into her mouth while he starts to 
push down Layla's short jean skirt. "Mmmmmmm!" Layla moans into Jamie Noble's 
mouth as she presses her soft lips around Jamie's tongue and deeply kisses 
the energetic and feisty redneck, while he lowers her jean skirt down her 
waist to expose her nicely rounded and juicy ass as well as her smoothly 
shaved pussy.

Jamie breaks the lustful kiss with Layla and licks his lips, "Oh baby, you're 
gonna walk on the wild side with me..." Jamie says as he lowers his wrestling 
pants to free his rock hard ten inch cock. The feisty redneck Superstar then 
lifts Layla onto the catering table and spreads her legs to that he can 
thrust his cock into Layla's hot tight pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Mmmmm Jamie! Yeah be nasty!" Layla moans as she places her hands 
onto 
the table, accidentally knocking her cup of coffee over "Oh shit!" Layla 
groans as Jamie Noble starts to thrust his cock eagerly into her tight, wet 
pussy.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck!" Jamie moans as he pumps his cock swiftly in and out 
of 
Layla's pussy. Jamie then starts to lift up Layla's black top, causing Layla 
to raise her arms so that he can remove her top from her smoking hot body.

Layla grits her teeth and locks her sly, beautiful eyes with Jamie Noble as 
she starts to aggressively rock forward on the table against his thrusting 
cock. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah baby! Be a nasty boy!"

"Mmmmm fuck! You like that Layla? You like the way Jamie Noble gets nasty?!" 
Jamie moans as he sharply drives his cock into Layla's pussy as she pushes 
herself against him to match his pace.

"Mmmm! Ohhh yeah!" Layla moans and tilts her head back as she quickly rocks 
back 
and forth against the catering table while Jamie Noble deeply slams his cock 
into her wet and warm pussy. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh!" 

"Ahh yeah!" Jamie Noble licks his lips and teeth while he continues to fuck 
Layla's wet and hot cunt and then he surprises Layla by suddenly pulling his 
ten inch cock out of her pussy. Before Layla can say anything, Jamie pulls 
Layla off of the table and turns her around so that he can bend her over and 
slam his cock back into her cunt.

Layla grits her teeth and slyly smirks back at Jamie Noble as she is bent 
over the catering table as Jamie pounds his cock into her tight, wet pussy 
"Ohhhh! Yeah be nasty!"

"Ohhh yeah.... ahhh yeah!" Jamie Noble moans as he pumps his cock in and out 
of 
Layla's hot tight and wet pussy. Jamie grabs Layla's hips and pulls her back 
towards him so that her round juicy ass smacks against his toned waist.

Layla lowers her head and licks her sultry lips as her perfectly curved and 
seductive body pushes back and forth against Noble's deep thrusts into her 
wet, tight pussy from behind. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh Jamie!" Layla moans as her ass 
smacks back against his waist.

"Awwww yeah.... mmmm fuck!" Jamie moans as his ball sack smacks against 
Layla's 
smooth skin while he pounds Layla's pussy from behind. Jamie then smacks 
Layla's ass with his left hand as he fucks Layla with harder and faster 
thrusts.

"Ohhhh yeah! Fuck me nasty baby!" Layla moans loudly as her nicely curved 
body rough jerks back against Jamie Noble, while his cock swiftly drills her 
wet pussy.

"Awww fuck! See no one is nasty like Jamie Noble!" Jamie moans and grunts as 
he 
continues to fuck Layla's wet pussy. The feisty redneck Superstar pulls his 
cock out of Layla's wet pussy and uses his left hand to spread Layla's ass 
cheeks apart and then surprises Layla by pushing two fingers from his right 
hand into her asshole.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah...that feels so good and nasty Jamie!" Layla moans

"Ohh yeah Layla, you like that baby?" Jamie moans as he pumps his fingers in 
and out of Layla's asshole. Jamie turns his right hand slightly as he finger 
fucks Layla's ass while he strokes his cock with his left hand.

Layla grits her teeth and glances over her shoulder as she starts to gently 
rock back against Jamie's two fingers inside of her hot ass "Ohhh! Ohhhh 
yeah!"

"Bet ya believe that Jamie Noble is real nasty, don't ya?" Jamie smirks as he 
pulls his two fingers out of Layla's asshole and he quickly replaces them 
with his ten inch cock. As Jamie begins to fuck Layla's ass with his rock 
hard cock, he reaches forward with his right hand and slides the two fingers 
that were in Layla's ass into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm!" Layla moans as she presses her lips around Jamie Noble's two 
fingers that were inside of her asshole just moment before. Layla smoothly 
pushes back against Noble's cock as he pounds her juicy. Layla's sly tongue 
flicks back and forth against Noble's two fingers inside of her mouth.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck!" Jamie Noble moans as he moves his fingers in and 
out of Layla's mouth while he fucks her ass with his rock hard cock. Jamie 
quickly increases the pace of his thrusts as he deeply drives his cock into 
Layla's asshole.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! MMMMMM!" Layla moans as she grinds her soft lips against 
Jamie Noble's cock while she grinds her ass back against his cock thrusting 
in and 
out of her ass.

"Ahhh yeah... ahhh!" Jamie moans as he pulls his fingers out of Layla's mouth 
and grabs her hips with both of his hands. Jamie pulls Layla back towards him 
as he deeply fucks her ass.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Layla moans loudly as she lowers her head while 
Jamie 
Noble roughly jerks her body back against his cock, causing her ass to smack 
firmly against his toned waist.

"Mmmm yeah.... ahhhh fuck!" Jamie moans as he smacks Layla's ass, this time 
with his right hand while he fucks her. Jamie feels his balls smacking 
against Layla's juicy ass cheek as sweat drips down his body.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhh Jamie baby!" Layla moans as she arches back and 
firmly pushes back against Jamie's cock as she glances over her shoulder and 
licks her lips as she grinds back smoothly.

"Ahhhh awww...mmm!" Jamie Noble grunts as he pulls his throbbing ten inch 
cock out of Layla's asshole,. Jamie puts his left hand on Layla's lower back 
as he starts to spank Layla's ass with his right hand, "Aw yeah you like how 
nasty Jamie Noble can be don't ya!"

Layla smirks and nods her head "Ohhh you bet baby! I love you being a nasty, 
dirty boy..." Layla says as he slides his right hand against her smooth ass 
before giving her another firm spank.

'Yeah that's right... cause no one is nastier than me!" Jamie says as he 
spanks Layla's ass against with his right hand. Jamie steps slightly to his 
left so that he can also smack the left side of Layla's ass with his right 
hand, and Layla takes advantage by reaching with her left hand to grab 
Jamie's cock. Layla presses her lips together as she starts to stroke her 
left hand up and down on Jamie Noble's pulsating, throbbing cock as he 
continues to caress and spank her ass.

"Ahhh ohhh yeah..." Jamie moans as he stops spanking Layla's ass which gives 
Layla the opportunity to turn and lower herself down to her knees as she 
strokes his cock with her left hand. Layla hungrily licks her lips before she 
lowers her head and eagerly devours Jamie Noble's cock with her hot and nasty 
mouth. Layla presses her sassy and sensual lips around Noble's cock and 
starts to smoothly bob her head to suck his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... ohhh fuck yeah!" Jamie Noble moans as he grits his teeth, 
Jamie puts both of his hands on Layla's head as she bobs her head on his 
throbbing cock while he tries to hold back. Layla slyly smacks her wet tongue 
against the bottom side of Noble's cock as she smoothly and perfectly moves 
her head on his cock, coating her saliva on his shaft.

"Ohhhh awww.... ahhhh!" Jamie moans as he starts to cum inside of Layla's hot 
wet and nasty mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Layla moans as she turns her head on Noble's cock as he sprays his 
warm cum into her nasty and hot mouth. Layla lifts her sly eyes and looks up 
at Jamie Noble while she slowly bobs her head along his shaft, to gather all 
of his cum.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm!" Jamie Noble moans as his cock starts to soften after 
he's done cumming.

Layla lifts her head and smirks up at Jamie Noble. "Say...Jamie..."

"Yeah?" Jamie asks as he looks down at Layla.

Layla presses her lips together "Well...you know how Shane McMahon is here 
tonight to pick the new General Manager?"

"Yeah..." Jamie Noble nods his head as he helps Layla up.

"Well...I happened to suggest, and he agreed, to put you in a match next 
week..." Layla says with a sly smirk.

Jamie smirks, "Really? Against who?" Jamie says eagerly.

Layla laughs "Well Jamie...it will be against Kane...in No Disqualification!"

Jamie's jaw drops, "Kane?! What are you doing to me Layla? I thought we had 
something going on here..." Jamie says before he realizes what Layla said and 
his mood instantly changes, "No DQ? Oh... Kane is not gonna be happy when I 
get through with him! I'm gonna tear him up like a Pitbull!"

Layla sighs and rolls her eyes "I'm sure you will babe..."

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