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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Straightedge Violations
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

During the Summerslam pay-per-view on August 15, 2010 at Los Angeles, 
California's Staples Center, Straightedge Society members Joey Mercury and 
Serena are leaving CM Punk's locker room after listening to their leader yell 
at them for the past hour for the Straightedge Society's embarrassing loss to 
The Big Show in a three-on-one handicap match. "What the fuck is his 
problem... he walked out of the fucking match..." An annoyed Joey Mercury 
says while shaking his head.

Serena narrows her eyes and looks slightly at Joey Mercury. "You know, 
Joey...I'm finally starting to see what you've been telling me about him..." 
Serena says and presses her lips together, shaking her shaved head. "He 
doesn't care about me...he doesn't care about you or brother Luke...all he 
cares about is himself!"

"Yeah... I actually thought this was gonna be a good career move for me...." 
Joey laughs, "I come back and I'm kept under a fucking hood for months..."

Serena shakes her head once again. "And he acts like he is all better than us 
because he has been saved..." Serena smirks sarcastically and laughs. "Punk 
may just need a reality check, because last I saw of Punk...he was acting so 
"saved"..."

"I'm this close... fuck it... I am beyond close to needing a drink, a joint 
and some cheap LA whore to fuck..." Joey laughs

Serena curiously raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit after hearing Joey's 
comment. "Do you have a hook up in town?"

Joey smirks, "When you've been around as long I have... you always have hook 
ups..."

Serena nods her shaved head and smirks a bit. "You know, Joey..." Serena says 
before she pauses and takes a deep breath. "I shaved my head for that 
man...not because I wanted to, but because I thought he loved me and cared 
for me, not to be treated like garbage..."

"Hey if you want to get drunk, high and fucked... let's blow this joint..." 
Joey smirks.

"That's exactly what I had in mind..."

* * *

An hour later in Joey Mercury's hotel room Joey is drinking straight from a 
bottle of Jack Daniels whisky as Serena smoke a joint. "Mmmm fuck that's 
good..." Joey says as he lowers the bottle and wipes some alcohol from his 
lips with the back of his hand. Joey hands the bottle to Serena as she hands 
the joint to him.

"Mmmmmm...I didn't think I'd miss it this much!" Serena says before she takes 
the bottle of Jack Daniels and closes her eyes before she tilts her head back 
slightly to feel the cool burn of the whisky go down her throat.

"Hell yeah..." Joey nods his head as he deeply smokes the joint. Joey smirks 
as Serena lifts the bottle up from her lips, causing some of the whisky to 
splatter on her face.

"Mmmmmm....damn that's so good..." Serena says with a groan and licks her 
lips.

"You got some on your shirt..." Joey smirks as Serena hands him the bottle 
back so that she can take the joint from him.

"Fuck!" Serena says loudly with a laugh before she takes the joint to her 
mouth, taking a sensual hit.

Joey takes another swig from the bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, "You know 
even without the hair, you're hot as hell, big tits, thick ass..." Joey says

Serena raises an eyebrow and hands the joint back to Joey Mercury. "You 
really think so?" Serena asks as she takes the bottle of Jack Daniels back.

"Hell yeah..." Joey says as he takes a hit from the joint, "You got a grade A 
fuckable body..."

Serena smirks before she takes a drink from the bottom of Jack Daniels before 
she sets the bottle down on the floor. "So...weren't we going to like fuck 
too?" Serena asks with a laugh.

Joey finishes smoking the joint, "Yeah we are..." Joey says as he puts the 
joint out in an astray as he stands up and removes his shirt, revealing his 
tanned and muscular body.

Serena licks her lips as she looks up at him as she sits down on her knees 
while on the floor of the hotel room. "Damn Joey! You're fucking hot too!"

"Show me those big fucking tits babe..." Joey smirks as he starts to unbutton 
his jeans.

Serena smirks and starts to stand up from the floor of the hotel room as she 
places her hands against her black tank top and proceeds to lift the top, 
exposing her large and juicy, rounded tits.

"Mmm fuck... you should be wearing like halter tops to show them bad boys 
off..." Joey says while licking his lips. Joey pushes his jeans down from his 
waist, freeing his very long and thick cock that is in the process of 
hardening.

Serena grits her teeth and narrows her eyes as she looks down at Joey 
Mercury's hardening cock. "Mmmmm and you should be letting that out more 
often..."

"Oh I intend to..." Joey smirks as he steps out of his jeans.

Serena licks her lips and nods her shaved head before bends down to pick up 
the bottle of Jack Daniels. Serena takes a drink from the bottle and starts 
to approach Mercury, while bringing the bottle of Jack Daniels with her.

Joey licks his lips as Serena steps towards him and she pushes him to sit on 
the edge of the hotel room bed.

Serena smirks and narrows her eyes seductively as she looks at Joey Mercury. 
The Anti-Diva starts to lower herself down onto her knees before she raises 
the bottle of Jack Daniels up to pour some of the whisky down onto Joey 
Mercury's cock which instantly sensually burns.

"Ohhhh shit!" Joey groans as he feels the stinging sensation of the whisky 
dripping down his cock.

Serena licks her lips before she hands the bottle of Jack Daniels to Mercury 
before she lowers her shaved head and starts to slide her tongue down his 
shaft, gathering the dripping Jack Daniels.

"Mmmmm..." Joey moans as Serena slides her tongue all over his cock, 
collecting every drop of whiskey that's dripping on it.

Serena closes her glassy, sinisterly seductive eyes as she drags her tongue 
down his long shaft to reach his ballsack before she starts to work her 
tongue back up.

"Ahhhhh fuck yeah..." Joey moans as Serena's tongue reaches the head of his 
big fat cock.

Serena parts her sultry lips and takes Mercury's whisky soaked cock into her 
mouth, wrapping her lips firmly around his shaft and begins to bob her shaved 
head.

"Ohhhh yeah... suck it!" Joey moans as he places his right hand on top of 
Serena's shaven head as she takes over half of his cock past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Serena lustfully moans as she bobs her head swiftly 
on his cock with her lips brushing back and forth against his shaft.

"Yeah... mmmmm fuck suck that big dick Serena!" Joey moans as Serena sucks 
and slurps on his rock hard shaft

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Serena moans as she turns her shaved head on his cock, 
grinding her lips on his shaft before she drops her head further down.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm bet it's been a long time since you've suck a huge 
dick!" Joey groans as he starts to thrust his cock forward into Serena's 
mouth.

"Mmmmmm...hmmmmm..." Serena seductively groans as she continues to swiftly 
and steadily bob her head on his cock, slapping tongue against his shaft.

"Ahhhhh shit.... awww!" Joey moans as Serena sucks and slurps on his cock at 
an eager pace while slapping her tongue against it as well.

Serena holds her shaved head down completely on Joey Mercury's cock, letting 
her wet and sensual saliva drip down on his shaft.

Joey grits his teeth as Serena deep throats his cock with out even gagging. 
Joey slides his hands over Serena's shaven head as he feels her grinding her 
nose against his crotch as she turns her head from side to side.

Serena unwraps her lips from around Joey's cock and starts to slowly lift her 
head, letting her lips slide against his shaft.

"Mmmm yeah... get those jeans off and get on the bed...." Joey grins as he 
picks up the bottle of Jack Daniels and takes a long drink from it.

Serena licks her lips and obediently nods her shaved head before she stands 
up from kneeling on the floor and proceeds to push her jeans down from her 
nicely toned waist.

Joey Mercury licks his lips as he watches Serena push down her tight fitting 
jeans.

Serena slides her jeans down from her smooth, gorgeous legs and steps over of 
them before she moves to the bed. "Mmmmm...Joey do have another joint?"

"Yeah on the night stand..." Joey answers.

Serena smirks and moves to lay back on the bed, spreading her gorgeous legs 
apart to expose her shaved, moist pussy. "Get me one..."

Joey sets the bottle of Jack Daniels on the bed before he stands up and goes 
to the night stand to retrieve a joint and his lighter.

"Mmmmmm...yeah...and then you're going to fuck me so hard, right Joey?"

"Hell yeah I am..." Joey says as he lights the joint and takes a quick hit as 
he steps back to the bed. Joey hands the joint to Serena before she reaches 
to grab the bottle of whiskey.

Serena leans back slightly as she takes a drink from the bottle of Jack 
Daniels before she sets the bottle on the bed beside her. Serena licks her 
lips before she raises the joint and takes a long drag.

"Damn that's hot..." Joey licks his lips as he kneels on the bed between 
Serena's legs and he plows his cock right into Serena's twat.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Serena moans before she removes the joint from between her lips 
and tilts her shaved head back as she feels Mercury thrusting his cock into 
her wet, tight snatch.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm fuck..." Joey Mercury grunts as he grabs Serena's legs and 
lifts them up as he pumps his cock in and out of Serena's snatch.

Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...mmmm you want a hit, babe?" Serena groans as she 
raises the joint up toward Mercury.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Joey groans as he leans forward and takes a hit from the 
joint as Serena holds it steady as he fucks her.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah..." Serena moans and pushes back against Joey as he 
swiftly fucks her tight, wet pussy. Serena slowly pulls the joint from 
Mercury's lips and returns it to her own lips to take a drag.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck... awwww!" Joey groans as he plows his cock swiftly into 
Serena's snatch.

Serena smirks and arches her back from the bed as she slides swiftly on the 
bed with Joey Mercury firmly driving his cock into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmmm fuck..." Joey moans as he pounds Serena's pussy with 
fast, deep and firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhh" Serena moans before she places the joint back 
between her pouty lips, taking another hit from the joint, as Joey Mercury 
continues to fuck her snatch.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Joey pulls his cock out of Serena's pussy and grabs the 
bottle of whiskey. After taking a drink, he pours some of the whiskey on 
Serena's pussy, causing her to arch her back as she feels the burning 
sensation on her pussy lips, however the feeling is replaced quickly as Joey 
lowers his head and starts to slurps the whisky from her snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Joey..." Serena lustfully groans and throws her 
shaved head back with ecstasy.

"Mmmmmm!" Joey moans as he sucks on Serena's pussy before lifting his head to 
pour more whiskey on her snatch. The former WWE Tag Team Champion then 
resumes slurping on Serena's whiskey soaked pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck..." Serena moans and squirms as she feels Joey 
Mercury's tongue working against her wet pussy as the whisky sensually burns.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm!" Joey Mercury swirls his tongue against Serena's pussy, 
lapping up every drop of whiskey his tongue tastes.

Serena licks her lips and leans shaved head back as she raises her right hand 
and squeezes her large, juicy tit.

Joey lifts his head from Serena's snatch and smirks, "Babe I'm gonna fuck 
that thick juicy ass... " Joey says as he watches Serena lustfully squeezing 
her right tit with her right hand while she take a long drag from the joint.

"Mmmmm...about damn time..."

Joey Mercury smirks as Serena rolls over onto her stomach and gets on all 
fours. Joey scoots closer to Serena and pours some whiskey on his cock. 
"Ahhhh..." Joey grooms as his cock throbs from the burning sensation of the 
whiskey on it and he proceeds to slam his cock into Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Serena groans and grits her teeth as she rocks forward on her 
knees as Joey starts to thrust into her from behind.

"Ahhhhh yeah... awwww fuck!" Joey Mercury moans as he sets the bottle of Jack 
Daniels down on the bed so that he can grab Serena's hips with both hands as 
he fucks her ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh Joey...ohhhh fuck!" Serena moans and tilts her shaved 
head back as she rocks back on her knees to push against Joey's cock.

"Ohhh fuck that's a thick ass!" Joey grunts as he plows his whiskey coated 
cock deeper into Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmmm fuck that ass, baby!" Serena moans and closes 
her eyes as she sharply rocks forward on her knees while Mercury fucks her. 

"Awww yeah.... mmmmm fuck!" Joey groans as he pumps his cock balls deep into 
Serena's ass while she rocks back causing her ass cheeks to smack against his 
waist.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Serena moans loudly as sweat drips off of her body as 
her juicy ass smacks loudly against his tanned, muscular waist.

Joey licks his lips as he hammers Serena's ass even as he turns over on the 
bed to lay on his back. Joey moves his hands to Serena's lower back as she 
starts to bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm!" Serena moans and closes her eyes as she 
swiftly bounces up and down, firmly lowering herself down on his rock hard 
cock.

"Awwww yeah.... mmmm fuck!" Joey Mercury groans as he pumps his cock up into 
Serena's ass as she eagerly rides his pistoning pole.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh" Serena moans loudly as she drops down repeatedly on Joey 
Mercury's cock with sweat dripping from her body.

"Ahhh yeah... ohhh fuck yeah!" Joey moans as Serena slams her ass down on his 
upward thrusting cock that is starting to throb in her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm" Serena moans and licks her lips as sweat drips down her 
face as a mixture of whisky and sweat drip down her body.

"Awwwww shit.... mmmm babe I gonna give you a killer shot..." Joey grunts as 
he starts to lift Serena up off of his pulsating shaft so that he can stand 
up on the bed.

Serena raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Joey with her glassy-glazed 
over eyes. "Mmmmmm...I love shots..."

"Mmmmm fill your mouth with some whiskey... but don't swallow... keep your 
mouth open..." Joey says as he starts to stroke his long and thick cock.

Serena smirks and seductively looks up at Joey Mercury before she leans her 
shaved head back slightly and pours some of the Jack Daniels into her mouth.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Joey moans as he strokes his cock as he watches Serena 
pour whiskey into her mouth. Joey quickens the pace of his right hand's 
movements on his shaft as Serena lowers the bottle and opens her mouth wider. 
"Ahhhh fuck... here we go babe... a cum-akazie shot..." Joey groans as he 
starts to shoot his cum right into Serena's whiskey filled mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Serena moans and closes her eyes as the loud of cum 
sprays into her mouth with the whisky.

"Ahhhhh yeah..." Joey Mercury moans as he continues to stroke his cock until 
he's finished cumming.

Serena closes her mouth and tilts her shaved head back as she swallows the 
mixture of cum and Jack Daniels.

"Fuck that's hot..." Joey smirks as Serena opens her mouth to show him her 
empty mouth.

Serena licks her lips and laughs "Mmmmmmm....I still want to party."

"Same here... but we need another bottle of Jack..." Joey grins.

Serena licks her lips "And a few more joints..."

"Yup..." Joey smirks, "Maybe find a couple of more guys and gals..." Joey 
adds.

Serena nods her head and smirks. "Now that sounds like something that will 
really piss Punk off..." Serena pauses and laughs. "Let's do it!"

-END-