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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Taking It Up The Jackass
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

As the 20-man battle royal to determine the number one contender for the WWE 
Championship gets started on the October 4, 2010 episode of Monday Night RAW, 
actor, comedian and daredevil Johnny Knoxville, wearing a white untucked, 
short sleeved buttoned shirt, a black tie, black slacks and sneakers, is 
heading to where his 'Giant Hand' prank prop is in the backstage area of 
Wichita, Kansas's Intrust Bank Arena, "Man...some people can't take a 
joke..." Knoxville says as rubs his neck after being locked in the Ted 
DiBiase's Million Dollar Dream as a result of the fortunate son and his 
golden girl Maryse getting smacked with the hand. As Knoxville reaches RAW's 
interview set, he sees Jimmy and Jey Uso with Tamina walking behind them 
coming through a doorway. "Oh hey stop don't walk any..." Knoxville starts to 
say.

"Hey looks it's the guy from Jackass!" Jimmy says.

"Man can he can take pounding..." Jey adds as Tamina stops walking and rolls 
her eyes. Jimmy and Jey start to head towards Knoxville and as they get a few 
feet through the door, the same 'Giant Hand' that smacked Ted DiBiase, Maryse 
and Zack Ryder earlier in the night, springs forward and smacks both Usos at 
the same time, sending both of them backward and into the metal loading door, 
knocking both Samoan wrestlers out in the process.

"Awww geeze..." Johnny Knoxville says, cringing his teeth, as he slowly 
starts to move forward to check on the Usos without realizing that Tamina is 
standing in the doorway.

Tamina, dressed in a pair of tight black and a sleeveless black top that hugs 
to her nicely juicy chest, raises an eyebrow and looks at Johnny Knoxville. 
"You think that's fucking funny!? Nobody messes with my boys, Jey and Jimmy!" 
Tamina says with a large display of attitude as she steps right over the 
unconscious bodies of the Usos, who lay on the floor after being smacked with 
the giant hand, to approach the Jackass star.

"Whoa... hey..." Knoxville says as he puts his hands up innocently, "I tried 
to warn them.... my boy Steve-O told me what happens when a Samoan gets 
pissed off and that's the last thing I intended to happen..." Knoxville says 
as he steps backward as Tamina approaches him.

Tamina narrows her eyes and presses her lips together as she comes face to 
face with Johnny Knoxville. "Well I am pissed and you will pay for that!"

"Ummmm you take Discover or American Express?" Knoxville says as Tamina back 
him up against a wall.

Tamina shakes her head to with disgust as she looks at Johnny Knoxville. "You 
stupid jackass..." Tamina says as she roughly places her hands against Johnny 
Knoxville's shirt covered chest, powerfully pushing him against the interview 
set.

"Hey! Take it easy!" Knoxville says after Tamina shoves him against the 
interview set.

"Shut up!" Tamina yells and narrows her eyes to wickedly look at Johnny 
Knoxville. Tamina places her hands onto the center of his buttoned and 
proceeds to aggressively and easily rip the shirt open, snapping the buttons 
off.

"Geez what the fuck is your problem?!" Knoxville says as he tries to move 
away from the wall but Tamina opens his shirt and pushes him back roughly all 
with the same motion. Tamina licks her lips and places her hands onto his 
toned chest and moves her hands against his upper body before she starts to 
remove his previously buttoned and now ripped open shirt from his upper body. 
"Are you crazy? Is that your problem?" Johnny Knoxville asks as he's 
completely stunned by Tamina's actions.

"I said shut up!" Tamina snaps in reply to Johnny Knoxville as the daughter 
of Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka proceeds to lower herself down onto her knees on 
the floor in front of him. Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at 
Johnny Knoxville as she raises her hands to his waist and starts to unbuckle 
his belt.

"Okay... you're crazy and horny..." Knoxville says as Tamina jerks his belt 
through the loops of his pants with one perfect pull.

Tamina smirks wickedly up at Johnny Knoxville as she throws the belt down on 
the floor and proceeds to roughly unbutton his pants before jerking them down 
from his waist. "Is that a fucking problem?"

"Nope... fucking is not a problem..." Knoxville grins as Tamina jerks down 
his pants, exposing his legs and more importantly his impressively large cock 
and big ballsack. Tamina presses her luscious and firm lips together as she 
locks her beautifully intense eyes with Johnny Knoxville's cock as she places 
her left hand onto his long shaft. Tamina grits her teeth and begins to move 
her hand at a firm pace against his cock, feeling it tense and harden 
further.

"Mmmm shit..." Knoxville moans as Tamina roughly moves her left hand back and 
forth along the length of his quickly hardening cock. Tamina licks her lips 
as she moves her eyes to focus on the head of Knoxville's cock as she rapidly 
and firmly moves her left hand along his shaft before she lowers her long, 
curly, dark haired head down and lashes her wet tongue against the head of 
his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Knoxville moans as Tamina slaps his cock with her tongue while 
she pumps her left hand on his dick. Tamina tauntingly drags her wet and firm 
tongue around the head of his cock as she moves her left hand at a slow and 
rough pace, gradually tightening her hand around his shaft.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Knoxville moans as Tamina tauntingly twirls her tongue 
around the head of his cock while she squeezes his shaft with her left hand. 
Tamina slyly looks up at Johnny Knoxville before she opens her mouth and 
proceeds to lower her head, taking his cock greedily into her warm and 
incredibly wet mouth. Tamina firmly presses her lips around his shaft and 
begins to bob her head at a steady pace, tightly holding onto the base 
of his shaft with her left hand.

"Ohhh shit!" Johnny Knoxville moans as the fierce second generation Diva bobs 
her head steadily on his cock while she continues to tightly squeeze the base 
of his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Tamina moans around Johnny Knoxville's cock as she 
lifts and lowers her head, swiftly bobbing her head on his cock, with her 
moist and firm lips brushing against his shaft. The daredevil grits his teeth 
as Tamina sucks his cock at a steady pace and he places his hands on Tamina's 
dark curly haired head. Tamina removes her left hand from the base of his 
cock and allows her arms to rest at her sides as she loosens the grip of her 
lips around his shaft in order to bob her head back and forth at a rapidly 
fierce pace.

"Ohhhh fuck... ahhh..." Knoxville moans as he starts to thrust his cock in 
and out of Tamina's mouth. Tamina closes her eyes as she rapidly and steadily 
rocks her head back and forth as she surprisingly allows Johnny Knoxville to 
thrust his cock deeper into her stunningly dominating mouth.

"Ohhh fuck... mmmm..." Knoxville moans as he thrusts his cock at a quicker 
pace into Tamina's mouth and his noticeably large balls smack against 
Tamina's chin with each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Tamina groans around Knoxville's cock as she rocks 
on her knees slightly to move her head forward at a quick pace to practically 
fuck his cock with her mouth as he returns by thrusting his cock into her 
mouth, constantly rubbing his shaft against her firm lips.

"Ohhh fuck... ahhhh shit..." Knoxville moans as he rams his cock all the way 
into Tamina's mouth with each forward thrust.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans loudly around his cock as 
she holds her head still for a moment to allow Knoxville to thrust is cock 
into her mouth using his own momentum as his large ballsack constantly smacks 
against her chin.

"Ohhh yeah...mmmm damn you can really take cock..." Johnny Knoxville moans as 
he thrusts his cock all the way into Tamina's mouth before she suddenly lifts 
her head off of his dick.

Tamina grits her teeth and glares up at Johnny Knoxville before scooting back 
on her knees. "Shut up...and lay down!" Tamina snaps before she lifts her 
tight fitting top to expose her large and nicely juicy tits.

"Ohhhhh-kay..." Johnny Knoxville says as he looks at Tamina's large tits as 
he lays down on the ground. Tamina smirks slyly as she stands up from the 
floor and proceeds to unbutton her black pants before pushing them down from 
her toned waist and guiding them down her nicely toned, smooth legs.

"You know... for a crazy chick... you're pretty fucking hot..." Knoxville 
says as he looks at Tamina's legs, shaved pussy, toned stomach and large 
juicy tits while he lays on the floor.

Tamina presses her lips firmly together as she moves to stand over Johnny 
Knoxville as he lays down on the floor. Still dressed in her black high-
heeled boots, Tamina raises her left foot and presses the heel of her bottom 
down onto his toned chest. "You think your little jokes are funny? 
Well...this won't be funny..."

"Don't tell me... you got a foot fetish?" Knoxville says with a nervous laugh 
even with Tamina's boot covered foot on his chest. Tamina removes her boot 
covered foot from Knoxville's chest with disgust and steps back slightly, 
while still standing over Johnny Knoxville. The dangerous and beautiful 
second generation Diva crouches down and sits back on his long shaft, taking 
him deeply into her incredibly tight ass.

"Ohhhhh fuck!" Knoxville groans as his cock enters Tamina's incredibly tight 
asshole. Tamina licks her lips and smirks slyly at Johnny Knoxville as she 
leans back slightly and starts to rock back and forth on his cock, grinding 
her toned ass down on his shaft.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmm..." Knoxville groans and he starts to thrust his cock up 
into Tamina's ass as she remains slightly crouched as she sits on his cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah...you like fucking that ass?" Tamina moans loudly as she starts 
to swiftly rock back and forth on his cock, feeling him begin to thrust up 
into her tight ass.

"Ahhhh I'm an ass man... so yeah..." Knoxville moans as he places his hands 
on Tamina's bent knees as he raises his lower body to thrust his cock up into 
Tamina's asshole.

"Mmmmmm....yeah....ohhhhhhh fuck!" Tamina moans as she leans forward and 
places her hands down onto his toned chest as she swiftly and firmly rocks 
back and forth on his cock. Knoxville grits his teeth as he thrusts his cock 
firmly up into Tamina's asshole as she rocks back and forth on his dick.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm you thrust that dick deep...." Tamina moans as she 
rocks, while bouncing rapidly on his cock as he increasingly pumps up into 
her toned ass.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Knoxville moans as Tamina drops her knees downward so that 
she can take his entire cock into her asshole as she bounces on it.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans and tilts her head back as 
she lifts her hands from Knoxville's chest and leans her body back, now 
placing her hands behind her onto his legs as she grinds her ass down on his 
shaft, feeling his cock deeply pumping forward.

"Mmmmm ahhhh shit... mmmmm fuck!" Knoxville groans as he starts to sit up and 
he places his hands behind him on the ground as he keeps thrusting his cock 
up into Tamina's incredible ass.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm make me bounce on that dick!" Tamina groans 
and licks her lips as she rapidly lifts and lowers on his cock, using her own 
momentum as well as the momentum from his thrusts. Johnny Knoxville licks his 
lips as he matches Tamina's pace as she bounces swiftly up and down on his 
cock as he plows it up into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans and sharply grinds her toned and 
nicely juicy ass down on Johnny Knoxville's cock long cock as he continues to 
firmly pump up into her extremely tight asshole, while sweat begins to drip 
from her body.

Johnny Knoxville suddenly leans forward and pushes Tamina up off of his cock 
when she's in the process of lifting herself up, catching the fierce hot 
daughter of Jimmy Snuka completely by surprise as she instinctively turns to 
put her hands in front of her as she lands on the floor next to Knoxville.. 
"Put your face down... raise your ass up..." Knoxville says as he shows the 
balls he has to do the stunts he performs with how he speaks to Tamina.

Tamina lifts her head up from the floor and glances over her shoulder to look 
back at 
Johnny Knoxville. 'What did you just say to me!?" Tamina yells.

"I said... put your face down on the ground... raise your hot ass up!" 
Knoxville says as he gets on his knees, "I'm gonna show you how I jack an 
ass..."

Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks back at Johnny Knoxville before she 
pushes her toned and fiercely hot body up onto her hands and knees, 
seductively swaying her ass from side to side.

Knoxville spits on the palms of both his hands and proceeds to firmly smack 
Tamina's ass first with his right hand and before she can say anything, he 
smacks her ass with his left hand. "Oh yeah...now we get to business..." 
Knoxville says as he spreads Tamina's ass cheeks apart and shoves his all the 
way into Tamina's asshole, pushing her forward in the process.

"MMMMMMMMMMM Fuck!" Tamina deeply groans and grits her teeth as she leans 
forward on her hands to stick her toned ass higher into the air as Knoxville 
slides his long shaft into her tight asshole and begins to swiftly thrust 
into her from behind.

"Ahhhh.... yeah!" Knoxville grunts as he squeezes Tamina's juicy ass cheeks 
with his hands as he pumps his entire cock in and out of asshole. Knoxville's 
big balls crash loudly against her ass cheeks with each of his deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmm yeah...ohhhh fuck that ass! MMMMMMM!" Tamina moans and 
tilts her head back as she rocks back and forth on her knees as she moves 
when Johnny Knoxville pulls her back.

"Keep your fucking head down!" Knoxville groans as he shoves Tamina forward 
at the same time he plows his cock deeply into her ass. "You wanna fuck like 
a savage?! You're gonna get fucked like one!" Knoxville adds as he digs his 
fingers into Tamina's ass cheeks as he fucks her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she leans her head back down and 
grits her teeth as she rapidly rocks back and forth on her knees as Johnny 
Knoxville bravely thrusts his cock into her ass at a firm pace, while fucking 
the savagely hot Diva.

"Ahhhh I'm Johnny fucking Knoxville! You know what type shit I do?! Fucking 
you like an animal ain't nothing compared to what I've done!" Knoxville 
grunts raises himself off of his knees and gets to feet so that he's crouched 
behind Tamina as he hammers her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh.....mmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she feels his large 
ballsack firmly smacking against her toned ass as he crouches and deeply 
pounds her ass with a quick, savage pace. Johnny Knoxville places his hands 
on Tamina's lower back to balance himself as he continues to roughly ram his 
cock balls deep into Tamina's asshole. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhh 
fuck!" Tamina moans and tightly grits her teeth as she rocks back and forth 
on her knees as Johnny Knoxville swiftly and rapidly fucks her tight asshole.

"Ahhhh you fucking like that?! Huh?! Do ya!" Knoxville grunts and groans as 
he pounds Tamina's incredible, juicy round ass as his cock starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she is roughly jerked back by Johnny 
Knoxville as he remain crouched and swiftly pounding her ass.

"Ahhhh turn the fuck around you fucking savage!" Johnny Knoxville groans 
loudly as he pulls his cock out of Tamina's deeply fucked asshole and he 
begins to stroke his shaft with his right hand while she firmly smacks 
Tamina's ass with his left hand once more. Tamina sits up on her knees and 
turns around to face Johnny Knoxville with her teeth gritted together and her 
savagely beautiful eyes narrowed.

Knoxville grabs a handful of Tamina's sweat soaked dark curly hair with his 
left hand and tilts her head back while he strokes his cock rapidly with his 
right hand. "Hot fucking savage..." Knoxville groans as he starts to spray 
his warm cum onto Tamina's face.

Tamina closes her eyes and presses her lips together as Johnny Knoxville's 
warm and thick cum sprays from his cock and begins to splatter against her 
face. "Mmmmmmm..." Tamina moans.

"Yeah.... ahhh yeah you liked that..." Johnny Knoxville moans as he strokes 
his cock to make sure he shoots every drop of cum his balls can produce. 
Tamina rubs her moist and firm lips together as his cum drips down on her 
face. Tamina lifts her head to look up at Johnny Knoxville. Knoxville keeps 
holding a handful of Tamina's hair as he lets go of his cock once he's spent.

Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Johnny Knoxville. "Next time 
we come face to face...you will be in severe pain..."

Knoxville smirks down at Tamina, "I know all about severe pain... it's what I 
do for fun."

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