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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The All-American American Cougar
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)
 
At Edmonton, Alberta's Rexall Place during the August 22, 2011 broadcast of 
Monday Night RAW, Vickie Guerrero is storming out of Dolph Ziggler's locker 
room after having an argument with him accidentally causing her to fall down 
as she was observing Jack Swagger's match against Alex Riley. "Hey Vickie. 
are you alright?" Jack Swagger asks. The former World Heavyweight Champion is 
still wearing his wrestling singlet.
 
Vickie Guerrero places her hands onto her curved hips and turns to face Jack 
Swagger with her lips firmly pressed together, fuming with anger. "What do 
you think!?" Vickie snaps before she raises her left hand and places her hand 
onto her forehead as she slowly shakes her head.

Jack Swagger holds his hands up innocently, "I'm just checking on you... but 
you know, if you were managing me, I would never do what Dolph did out 
there..." Jack says.

Vickie raises an eyebrow curiously as she looks at Jack Swagger. "You're 
serious about this, me managing you?" Vickie asks before she starts to slyly 
smirk. "Although...I'm really not surprised...look everyone I have managed... 
Chavo, Edge, Hawkins & Ryder, Lay-Cool, Dolph...all found success..."

Jack Swagger smirks, "Exactly... and thought I am already a former World 
Champion... I know that with a good manager I will be able to get in line for 
a shot to become a WWE Champion..."

Vickie Guerrero casually takes a step closer. "So let me get this straight... 
you need me?"

"Let me put it this way...I want you..." Jack Swagger pauses for a moment 
before saying, "To manage me..."

Vickie's sly and manipulative eyes lighten up at the words that come out of 
Jack Swagger's mouth. "Now Jack...I know that you're an amazing athlete...one 
of the very best..." Vickie Guerrero says before she places her hands onto 
his muscular arms, slyly working her hands up. "But I don't just take anyone 
on as a client..."

"Oh really?" Jack asks with a slightly raised eyebrow

Vickie nods her dark black, short cropped haired head and smiles. "Oh yes, 
Jack..."

"Well I have no problem trying out to show you why you should manage me..." 
Jack smirks.

Vickie nods her head and smiles mischievously "That's very good to know, 
Jack" Vickie says before she removes her hands from his arms and takes his 
left hand in her own hand. "Come with me..." The sly Cougar of the WWE says.

* * *

A short time later in a backstage office, Vickie Guerrero is leaning back on 
a leather couch as Jack Swagger is kneeling between her legs and lapping his 
tongue against her nicely shaven wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah Jack..." Vickie Guerrero loudly groans as she tilts 
her head back against the couch as she feels his tongue sliding against her 
pussy.

Jack drags his tongue up and down against Vickie's pussy lips before he uses 
his right hand's fingers to spread them apart so that he can push his tongue 
into her twat.

"Mmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh" Vickie moans before she places her right hand on top 
of Swagger's head and slowly slides her fingers through his blond hair, 
lightly pulling.

"Mmmmm..." Jack moans as he works his tongue in and out of Vickie's hot wet 
pussy as she lightly pulls on his blond hair.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Vickie moans as she lightly pushes her pussy 
against his tongue.

The former World Heavyweight Champion bobs his head slightly as he continues 
to work his tongue inside of Vickie's snatch while occasionally brushing his 
tongue against Vickie's sensitive clit.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Vickie moans loudly and arches her back as she lightly pumps 
her lower body against his tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Jack moans as Vickie grinds herself against his tongue before he 
lifts his head up. Vickie scoots back slightly on the couch as Swagger stands 
up and proceeds to guide his large cock into her wet snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh Jack..." Vickie moans and licks her lips as she slyly 
looks up at Jack Swagger as she hooks her smooth legs around his waist and 
starts to rock back on the couch against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Jack groans as he places his hands on Vickie's thighs as he pumps 
his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm.ohhhhh fuckin' excuse me..." Vickie groans as she feels his 
cock slamming deeper into her wet, tight cougar pussy.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Jack grunts as he firmly drives his cock all the way into 
Vickie's snatch as she moves on the couch to push against him.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Vickie moans and grits her teeth as she 
places her hands onto his strong arms as she moves back and forth on the 
couch as he deeply pumps into her.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh awww..." Jack Swagger groans as he deeply hammers Vickie's 
snatch with his large stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmm....you really want me too manage you...mmmm don't you?" The WWE's 
resident cougar moans as she grinds back against his cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah... mmmm..." Jack grunts as he drives his cock balls deep into 
Vickie's pussy.

Vickie presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she glares at 
Swagger while she pushes her cougar-curved and slender body as his cock. 
"Mmmmm...yeah...I'm gonna make you a big...ohhhhh...very big star, Jack!"

Jack Swagger licks his lips and pulls Vickie's legs from around his waist. 
The WWE's self-proclaimed Cougar turns on the couch and gets on all fours as 
The All-American American kneels behind her. Swagger then proceeds to guide 
his large stiff cock back into Vickie's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh..." Vickie moans before she turns her head and slyly glances back 
at Swagger with a smirk on her face as he starts to pump into her from 
behind.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh..." Jack groans as he places his hands on Vickie's hips as he 
plows his cock firmly into her snatch.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh...." Vickie moans and closes her eyes as she continues to 
rock forward on her knees.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Swagger grits his teeth as he increases the pace of his 
thrusts as he drives his cock repeatedly into Vickie Guerrero.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm you want to be that big star, don't you!?" 
Vickie moans and slightly yells as she rocks forward on her knees, before 
pushing back against his cock.

"Ahhhhh yeah... mmmmm..." Swagger grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of 
Vickie's twat as she rocks back against him causing her ass to smack against 
his waist.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm!" Vickie Guerrero loudly moans as she sharply 
pushes back on Swagger's cock, with her juicy and nicely rounded, thick ass 
smacking against his muscular waist.

"Ahhhhh yeah... mmmm.... ahhhh..' Swagger groans as he sharply rams his cock 
into Vickie's pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm how much do you want me...mmmmm tell me Jack!" Vickie 
loudly moans as she continues to move on her knees, pushing back against his 
cock, feeling his swiftly thrust into her.

"Ahhhh I'm fucking showing you..." Swagger grunts loudly as pulls Vickie onto 
his lap as he turns to sit on the couch. With Vickie facing away from him, 
Swagger starts to lift her up and down on his upward thrusting shaft.

Vickie grits her teeth and places her hands behind her onto Swagger's 
shoulders as she bounces on his cock, rocking back as he pumps up into her.

Swagger grits his teeth as Vickie bounces up and down on his rock hard All-
American American cock as he quickens the pace of his upward thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh!" Vickie Guerrero moans loudly as she rapidly 
bounces on Swagger's cock as The All-American American firmly and deeply 
pumps his cock up into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh...." Swagger groans as he continues to drive his cock into 
Vickie's twat as she swiftly bounces on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Vickie moans as she grinds her pussy 
down on his cock, as he continues to hammer his shaft up into her snatch.

"Ahhhhh... awww... mmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as his cock begins to throb 
slightly as Vickie rides it wildly.

Vickie licks her lips as she lowers herself down on Swagger's cock as her 
pussy tightens around his shaft before she starts to cum. "Mmmmmmm... 
ohhhhhhh!"

The All-American American lifts Vickie up off of his cock and lowers her to 
the floor where the WWE's self-proclaimed cougar kneels between his legs and 
wraps her right hand around his throbbing shaft.

"Mmmmm...you're going to be a big star, Jack...very big..." Vickie says as 
she opens her mouth and takes the head of Swagger's cock into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh yeah I am..." Swagger groans as Vickie bobs her head on his throbbing 
cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Vickie moans as she bobs her head back and forth on 
Swagger's cock, with her lips brushing against his shaft and taking him 
slightly deeper into her hot cougar mouth.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm..." Swagger moans as he begins to cum inside of Vickie's 
mouth as she hold over half of it within her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Vickie lightly moans as Swagger's cum flows into her mouth. 
Vickie lightly bobs her head as she takes his cum directly into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Swagger groans as Vickie continues to bob her head on his 
cock until he is finished cumming.

Vickie slowly lifts her head off of Jack Swagger's cock and raises her right 
hand to wipe the sides of her mouth with her thumb and index finger.

"Mmmm so... what do you think? Am I good enough for you to manage?" Swagger 
asks.

Vickie raises an eyebrow and smirks "Definitely..." Vickie says before she 
nods her head. "There's just one condition..."

"And that is?" Swagger asks.

Vickie narrows her eyes and firmly looks at Jack Swagger. "You and Dolph need 
to get along..."

"I'll give that a shot... but I can't help it if Dolph doesn't want to get 
along with me..." Swagger says.

Vickie slyly smirks "Oh Dolph will get along with you...I'll make sure of 
it!"

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