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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The Best At What He Does
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

At a hotel in Chicago, Illinois on September 18, 2010, Chris Jericho, wearing 
black slacks and a button shirt, steps out of his hotel room to head down to 
the hotel's restaurant to have dinner. His mind however is on what is going 
to happen the next night at the Night of Champions pay-per-view, and he 
imagines himself being declared the winner of the Six-Way Elimination Match 
and the new WWE Champion. Jericho smirks as he approaches the elevator. He 
presses the down button, and after a few moments the elevator doors open, 
revealing the self-proclaimed Women's Champions Layla and Michelle McCool. 
"Going down or getting off?" Jericho asks the two Divas.

Layla, dressed in a pair of tight fitting jeans and a black top, stands 
alongside her best friend and Co-Women's Champion, Michelle McCool, dressed 
identically as Layla. "What makes you want to know, babe?" Layla asks. 

"Uh...Lay...I think it's pretty obvious, he like everyone else is obsessed 
with us...you know why, Lay? Cause we're...." Michelle begins to say. 

"Oh wait! 'Chelle...let me guess!" Layla interrupts before she and Michelle 
say at the same time "Flawless!"

Jericho smirks, "You're cute but not flawless because I'm the only one in the 
entire WWE who is flawless... now are you staying in the elevator or are you 
getting off?" Jericho asks.

Layla raises an eyebrow and looks at Chris Jericho, before looking at 
Michelle. "Chelle...did he just say he was flawless?" Layla says, placing her 
hands onto her gorgeously curved hips. 

Michelle nods her blond haired head. "Yeah...I think he did Lay....but he may 
us confused with someone who actually cares" Michelle says before she looks 
directly at Jericho.

Chris Jericho folds his arms, "Alright well if you're staying in there move 
back so I can get in..." Jericho says.

Layla presses her pouty and luscious lips together as she glances at 
Michelle. "Say...Chelle...doesn't like Chris Jericho say he's the best at 
what he does?" Layla asks as she curiously looks at Michelle, then at 
Jericho.

"I am the best at everything I do..." Jericho says before Michelle can reply 
to her BFF.

"Oh Lay! Look at that...you knew exactly what he says that he is!" Michelle 
says as she smiles at Layla. 

"Oh yay Chelle! I'm so smart!" Layla says, excitedly clapping her hands 
together."

But you know Lay...I think it's time for a little REAL TALK!" Michelle says 
before she points her left index finger at Jericho. "What's the deal with 
ya'll saying that you're the best at everything..." Michelle shrugs her 
shoulders. "Because the only thing ya'll are the best at...is eating!" 
Michelle says proudly and smirks. 

"Oh...ewww Chelle!" Layla says.

Jericho raises an eyebrow and gets an irritated look on his face, "Excuse 
me?!" Jericho snaps.

Layla laughs "Oh Chelle! You made him mad....it must be true!" Layla says. 

Michelle nods her head and looks at Layla. "Oh yeah Lay! I be ya'll Chris 
could eat all day long!"

"You two are two of the most idiotic simpletons I have ever seen... I don't 
eat all day long, if I did I wouldn't have a gorgeous waist..." Jericho says.

Michelle McCool raises an eyebrow and looks at Jericho. "Geeze....what's 
ya'lls problem?" Michelle asks. 

Layla nods her head. "Yeah! Chelle...looks like someone is a little 
sensitive!" 

Michelle nods her head. "Yeah Lay...and he calls us the idiots...only an 
idiot wouldn't know that we weren't talking about food!"

Jericho raises an eyebrow, "And what are you two talking about?"

Michelle raises an eyebrow and looks at Chris Jericho. "Well....duh! I think 
ya'll would know!" 

Layla nods her head. "Yeah! Only a simpleton wouldn't know!"

"Why don't you say it so I don't assume what you two are thinking?" Jericho 
says.

"Uh....maybe you should tell him Chelle..." Layla says as she looks at 
Michelle. Michelle nods her head. 

"Yeah Lay...we'all don't be here all day!" Michelle says, before looking 
directly at Chris Jericho. 

"We're talking about snatch!" Michelle says. 

Layla nods her head. "Yeah! Duh!"

Jericho smirks slyly, "Coming from two known carpet munchers like you two... 
that is a complement... maybe I should give you two a sample..."

"So...what do you say Jericho, babe?" Layla asks as she presses her lips 
together and looks at him seductively. 

Michelle nods her head and smirks. "Yeah Chris, ya'll want to find out why 
Lay-Cool is flawless?"

Jericho smirks, "Why not..."

* * *

A short time later in Jericho's hotel room, Michelle McCool is naked and 
laying side by side on Jericho's bed while he is kneeling between Michelle's 
legs, lapping his tongue against her pussy while a naked Layla is kneeling 
next to her BFF and rubbing her own snatch as she watches Jericho eat 
Michelle's cunt.

"Mmmmmmm....yeah...ohhhhh ya'll love eating don't ya?" Michelle moans and 
licks her lips as she grinds her pussy against Jericho's tongue. 

Layla bites down on her bottom lip and seductively narrows her eyes as she 
rubs her own pussy with her hand. "Oh Chelle! I'm so jealous!"

"Mmmmm.... mmmm..." Jericho moans as he twirls his tongue against Michelle's 
pussy as she grinds herself against his face. Layla licks her lips and turns 
her head to glance down at Jericho's semi-hard, exposed cock and she slyly 
smirks as she moves away from laying on the bed up next to Jericho. Michelle 
lifts her left tanned and smooth, gorgeous leg and drapes the leg over his 
shoulder as she moves against his tongue. 

Jericho doesn't notice Layla moving on the bed as he places his hands on 
Michelle's thighs as he pushes his tongue into her soaking wet pussy. Layla 
moves to position herself between Jericho's legs and places her left hand 
around his shaft and begins to stroke his shaft with her hand. Layla lowers 
her dark haired head and parts her luscious lips, taking Jericho's cock into 
her mouth.

"Mmmmm!" Jericho moans in surprise as Layla starts to bob her head on his 
cock while he darts his tongue in and out of Michelle's pussy. Layla wraps 
her moist and luscious lips around Jericho's hardening shaft as she 
skillfully bob her head back and forth, taking him gradually deeper into her 
flawless mouth. 

"Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhh ya'll are good at this...." Michelle moans and bites 
down on her bottom lip as she feels Jericho's tongue flicking against her 
wet, warm pussy.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm!" Jericho moans vibrate against Michelle's twat in response 
to the way Layla is sucking his cock. Jericho twirls his tongue around within 
Michelle's pussy as she pushes herself against his mouth. Layla places her 
left hand at the base of Jericho's shaft as she holds him steady as she 
smoothly bobs her head back and forth, deepening her head bobs.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Chris Jericho lifts his head up from Michelle's snatch as 
Layla bobs her head swiftly on his cock. Jericho pushes Michelle's legs off 
of his shoulders and stands up straight, which lets Michelle see exactly what 
her BFF is up to.

"Oh yeah Lay....ya'll show Chris how flawlessly ya'll suck!" Michelle McCool 
says as she sits up on her knees, watching Layla smoothly and steadily bob 
her head up and down on Chris Jericho's cock, with her pouty lips rubbing on 
his shaft.

"Ahhh mmmm...." Jericho shakes his head, seeming amused with what Michelle 
said as Layla bobs her head at a quickening pace on his cock. Layla lifts her 
beautifully seductive eyes and looks up at Jericho as she works her dark 
haired head on his shaft, wetting him perfectly with her saliva as she works 
his shaft deeper. Jericho licks his lips as he watches Layla take his long 
hard cock deeper into her mouth as she continues to bob her head on it. 
Michelle McCool moves on her knees, behind Jericho as he sits on the bed, and 
the Co-Women's Champion places her hands onto his tanned shoulders and 
begins to massage his shoulders, as Layla continues to suck on his cock.

"Ahhhh she has some talent..." Jericho moans as Michelle rubs his shoulders 
while Layla is smacking his cock with her tongue as she sucks it.

Michelle McCool leans her head close to Jericho's left ear and teasingly 
blows into his ear before whispering. "I bet ya'll want Lay to deep throat 
that dick..." Michelle says as she moves her hands against his shoulders and 
onto his muscular, tanned chest.

"Mmmm... Jericho turns his head to look at Michelle, "Mmmmmm would like to 
see her try..." Jericho replies with a groan.

Michelle nods her head "Lay....why don't ya'll show Chris how low ya'll can 
go!" Michelle says as Layla lifts her eyes to glance up at Michelle, before 
giving her best friend a nod of her head and proceeds to open her mouth wider 
as she lowers her head further down, taking him incredibly deep into her 
flawless, wet and soothing mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Jericho moans as Layla swallows the entire length of his 
cock. The first ever Undisputed WWE Champion raises his hips as he thrusts 
his cock up into the former WWE Diva Search Winner's mouth.

"MMMMMMMMM!" Layla lustfully moans as she presses her pouty and sassy, 
luscious lips tightly around Jericho's shaft, holding him deeply inside of 
her mouth, letting her tongue and saliva move against his shaft.

"Ahhhhh.... she can certainly... suck...' Jericho groans as Layla holds his 
cock within her mouth for a long length of time.

Michelle presses her lips together and whispers into Jericho's ear. "I think 
it's time ya'll fucked me..." Michelle says as she moves her hands from 
behind him against his smooth, tanned and muscular chest.

"Mmmmm let her do all the work and you take all the glory..." Jericho says 
with a smirk as Layla slowly starts to lift her head up off of his cock.

Layla narrows her eyes and seductively looks up at Chris Jericho. "Hey! 
Chelle and I are equals...we both do the work! Now, turn around and fuck my 
flawless best friend!" Layla says to Jericho before snapping her fingers.

"Right... who's facing Melina tomorrow night to unify the Women's and Diva's 
Championships?" Jericho asks slyly as he turns to face Michelle who is now on 
her hands and knees. Jericho licks his lips as he guides his long hard cock 
into Michelle's warm, wet twat.

"Mmmmmmm....why don't ya'll shut up and just fuck me, Jericho!" Michelle 
moans as she leans her blond haired head back slightly and smoothly rocks 
back on her knees, pushing back and taking his entire cock deeply into her 
wet, tight pussy. Jericho smirks slyly as he places his hands on Michelle's 
hips as he starts pumping his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh ya'll fuck that pussy!" Michelle moans as she rocks 
back and forth on her knees, with Jericho pumping his cock into her pussy 
from behind. 

"Oh yeah Chelle! You take his cock! Oh you're so great Chelle!" Layla says as 
she claps her hands together.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Jericho groans as he pulls Michelle back against himself as 
he drives his cock deeply into her cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Michelle moans as she rocks back and forth 
on her knees, pushing back and presses her tanned and toned ass back against 
Jericho's gorgeously toned and tanned waist,

"Awww... mmmmm..." Chris Jericho groans as he rams his cock deeply into 
Michelle's pussy while she eagerly pushes back against him. Layla licks her 
lips and starts to rub her own snatch with her fingers at the same pace 
Jericho is using to fuck her BFF.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah Chris....fuck Chelle...mmmm" Layla moans as she moves 
her hand against her pussy as she intently watches Jericho ramming his cock 
into Michelle's pussy. Jericho licks his lips as he slides his hands over 
Michelle's hips as he rapidly thrusts his cock into Michelle McCool's tight, 
warm and wet cunt while her ass smacks against his waist.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh ya'll fuck that pussy! Ohhhhh!" Michelle moans and 
grits her teeth as she steadily rocks on her knees, using her hands to push 
back against Jericho's cock as he continues to firmly drill her from behind. 
Chris Jericho licks his lips as he deeply fucks Michelle's pussy form behind 
as she pushes back against him. Jericho glances at Layla who is leaning back 
with one hand behind herself on the bed while she works fingers from her 
other hand in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm....fuck Chelle....I think I need a turn with him!" Layla moans and 
rubs her pouty lips together. 

Michelle glances over her shoulder and smiles. "Sure Lay....have ya'lls way 
with him!"

"I think I should get a say in that..." Jericho says as he pulls out of 
Michelle's pussy. Once his cock is freed from Michelle's snatch and Layla 
places her hands on his shoulders to push him to lay on the bed.

"Baby.....you better be ready to experience a whole new kind of flawless!" 
Layla says and licks her pouty, luscious lips as she straddles Jericho's body 
as he lays back on the bed. Layla places her hands down onto Jericho's 
tanned, gorgeously smooth and muscular chest as she lowers down onto his 
cock.

"Mmmmm fuck...." Jericho groans as Layla starts to rock back and forth on his 
cock before he begins to thrust his shaft up into her cunt.

"Ohhhhh yeah...you like that flawless pussy, baby?" Layla asks with a moan as 
she grinds her pussy down on his shaft, while rocking her gorgeously curved 
and nicely toned body on his cock, with her nicely juicy tits swaying back 
and forth.

"Mmmm it ain't bad..." Jericho replies with a smirk as he pumps his cock 
upward into Layla's pussy as she rides his dick. Jericho raises his hands and 
places them on Layla's juicy, swaying tits as she grinds herself on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah baby...ohhhhh..." Layla moans and bites down on her 
bottom lip as she smoothly bounces up and down on Jericho's cock as he drives 
his shaft upward into her wet, tight pussy. Jericho licks his lips as he 
squeezes Layla's tits as she bounces up and down on his upward pistoning 
cock. Michelle lays on her side and begins to rub her own snatch as she 
watches Layla ride Jericho.

"Ya'll like Lay, Chris?" Michelle asks with a smirk as she rubs her 
fingertips against her snatch, while watching Layla bounce swiftly on 
Jericho's shaft.

"Ohhhh fuck.... she's tighter than you. so yeah mmmm..." Jericho grunts as he 
rams his cock sharply up into Layla's pussy,

Michelle narrows her eyes and glares at Jericho. "Ya'll better watch that 
mouth!" Michelle yells. 

"Yeah! Chris...you better not talk to my best friend like that!" Layla 
replies and moans as she bounces swiftly on Jericho's shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Jericho grunts as he sharply pumps his cock up into 
Layla's hot wet cunt as she eagerly bounces on his dick. Layla tosses her 
dark hair back and presses her luscious lips together as she easily lifts and 
lowers herself on Jericho's cock, feeling him pump his shaft upward and 
causing her to bounce sharply.

"Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhhh..." Jericho grunts as he watches Layla bounce up and 
down on his pistoning cock. He glances at Michelle who is busy thrusting two 
fingers in and out of her pussy. Michelle McCool slowly removes the two 
fingers of her wet and warm pussy, and with her fingers coated with her 
dripping juices, the flawless Co-Women's Champion forces her two fingers into 
Jericho's mouth.

"Mmmm!" Jericho moans in surprise as Michelle shoves her fingers into his 
mouth however he starts to suck on her fingers, tasting her pussy juices 
while Layla keeps rocking and bouncing his cock, which is gradually starting 
to throb.

Michelle McCool smirks as she removes her fingers from Jericho's mouth. 
"Ya'll liked that flawless taste...didn't ya?" Michelle asks.

"Mmmm fairly sweet..." Chris Jericho replies as Layla increases the pace of 
her movements as she keeps riding his pulsating shaft.

"Mmmmmm...baby...how's that flawless pussy!?" Layla asks and excitedly moans 
as she rocks back and forth on Jericho's cock, dropping herself down smoothly 
on his shaft.

"Ahhhh great...." Jericho groans as Layla rocks sharply on his throbbing 
cock. Jericho grits his teeth and moves his hands to Layla's hips to lift her 
off of his cock.

"Oh! Chelle! Chris is going to cum!" Layla excitedly says as she gets on her 
knees on the bed. 

"Now Lay! Ya'll have to remember to share....because that's what friends do!" 
Michelle replies excitedly as she kneels next to Layla on the bed. Jericho 
stands up on the bed, being sure to balance himself before he wraps a hand 
around his cock to stroke it. Jericho gets an amused look on his face as 
Layla and Michelle hug each other tightly in order to press their faces 
cheek-to-cheek against one another as they watch Jericho stroke his throbbing 
tool.

"Oh Chelle! I can't wait for Jericho's cum!" Layla exclaims as she presses 
her pouty lips together, pressed tightly against her best friend. 

"Yeah Lay! I bet he has a ton of cum for us...because, we are of course, 
flawless!" Michelle eagerly replies

"Ahhhh.... awww..." Jericho groans as he proves Michelle right as he sprays 
thick streams of warm spunk onto both of the faces of Lay-Cool.

"Mmmmmmmm...oh Lay! Make sure ya'll get enough!" Michelle says as she closes 
her eyes and holds her mouth open for Jericho's erupting shaft. Layla leans 
her head forward and opens her mouth widely as she manages to directly catch 
his cum, with cum from Michelle's face splattering onto her own.

"Ahhhh... mmmm fuck..." Jericho groans as he keep stroking his cock, coating 
both of Michelle and Layla's face with his cum, however Layla, seeing 
Michelle's eyes closed, gets a bit greedy as she leans her a bit more forward 
to catch more of Jericho's spunk. Layla slyly glances up at Jericho before 
she parts her lips and wraps her pouty lips around the head of Jericho's cock 
in order to start bobbing her head, sucking the cum out of his shaft. Jericho 
smirks down at Layla as he finishes cumming within Layla's mouth as Michelle 
is oblivious to what is happening as she keeps her eye closed.

Layla slides her wet tongue against the head of Jericho's cock as she lightly 
bobs her head on the upper portion. Layla slowly pulls her head back as 
Michelle opens her eyes and looks up at Chris Jericho with disgust. "Ya'll 
have got to be kidding me...."

"What?" Jericho asks.

"That is all ya were able to shoot!? Talk about pathetic, right Lay?" 
Michelle says as she shakes her head, oblivious to extra amounts that Layla 
received. 

Layla glances up at Chris Jericho, before glancing over at Michelle McCool 
with an equally disgusted face. "Yeah! Chelle! I mean....who shoots a load 
that small!?"

Jericho smirks, "Well only half of you were a decent fuck... so you got half 
a decent load to share..."

"Hey! You don't talk about my best friend like that!" Layla suddenly snaps. 

"You know Chris...I think it's a little time for some more REAL TALK!" 
Michelle McCool nods her head. 

"Lay, ya'll are so right! REAL TALK!" Michelle says before she looks up at 
Jericho and makes an unpleasant face. 

"What's like ya'lls deal away? Ya'll really think ya are the best at what 
ya'll do? Seriously? I mean...seriously?" Michelle says. 

Layla nods her head and presses her lips together. "Chelle...if you ask 
me...the only thing Chris Jericho is the best at is being a lame shooter!"

Jericho points towards the door of his hotel room, "Well there's the door... 
why don't you two get lost..."

"Gladly...because clearly...ya'll are flawless!" Michelle McCool says before 
she slides off of the bed and stands up. "Come on Lay...let's get out of this 
loser's room!" Michelle says with her back to her best friend. 

Layla nods her head. "Right Chelle!" Layla says before she turns and looks at 
Jericho before she licks her lips and seductively smiles. Jericho smirks at 
Layla which goes unnoticed by Michelle as she's already in the process of 
gathering her clothes.

Layla presses her pouty lips together and pushes herself off the bed before 
mouthing to Chris Jericho. "Call me..."

"Later..." Jericho mouths back with a sly grin on his face.

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