READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The Bitch Is Back by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) During the October 10, 2005 edition of Monday Night RAW, The Hurricane, dressed in a black mask, green top and black wrestling tights, and Shelton Benjamin, wearing red and silver wrestling trunks, are in the backstage area of the American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, Texas. Both have just watched Stephanie McMahon speak in front of the sold out crowd as she ranted about the members of the McMahon family being stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin. "Man.... when she said the bitch is back... I think she meant that..." Shelton says with a sigh. "Agreed Citizen Shelton... Stephanie McMahon is one super bitch... Citizen Stone Cold didn't ruin the WWE Homecoming last week..." The Hurricane replies with his usual dramatic style of speaking. "And I'm not intimidated by her because she's rich... and if she does have bigger balls than some guys... then I don't even want to think about it..." Shelton laughs slightly. "Let's not even consider that..." The Hurricane says, "But what disturbs me is what she did to Citizens Mark Yeaton and Lilian Garcia... slapping them has me thinking... Whatsupwitdat!" The Hurricane says as he throws his arms out to his sides to exaggerate his point as neither he or Shelton realize that Stephanie is standing behind them. Stephanie McMahon, dressed in a black skirt and a black top, narrows her eyes into a glare as she has her hands places her perfectly shaped and curved hips, standing directly behind Shelton Benjamin and The Hurricane. "So...you think I'm a bitch, huh!?" Stephanie suddenly snaps, gritting her teeth. Shelton and The Hurricane slowly turn their heads to look at Stephanie, "Um... hey..." Shelton says as he and The Hurricane both look as if they have been caught raiding the cookie jar. Stephanie McMahon slowly shakes her dyed blond haired head "Don't act all innocent..." Stephanie says as she firmly holds her glared eyes on The Hurricane and Shelton Benjamin. "Well Citizen Stephanie... you did call your self a bitch...' The Hurricane says. Stephanie slyly smirks and nods her head. "Oh...so you were watching me out there just a few minutes ago?" Stephanie asks. "Yes we were..." Shelton Benjamin replies as he nods his head. "Good..." Stephanie says before she presses her lips together, keeping her glared eyes locked on Shelton and The Hurricane. "Because then you must have heard me say...that somebody was getting fired tonight!" Stephanie snaps at Shelton and The Hurricane. "I want both you in my office in exactly 15 minutes and you better show up!" Stephanie says, her teeth gritted with anger, before she turns to walk away from Shelton and The Hurricane. After taking a few steps away, Stephanie turns back and smirks. "And if either of you decide not to show up or happen to late...that somebody getting fired could be YOU!" * * * Fifteen minutes later, The Hurricane and Shelton Benjamin are entering Stephanie McMahon's office as she stands by her desk with her arms folded. The Hurricane closes the office door before he sees that Stephanie is glaring at both him and Shelton. "We're here..." Shelton says. Stephanie lightly tosses her dyed blonde hair back and smirks as she leans against the front of her desk, slightly sitting on the edge, with her arms folded against her chest. "You two are you going to pay for calling me a bitch!" "And how are we going to pay?" Shelton Benjamin asks as he puts his hands on his waist. Stephanie raises an eyebrow and slightly laughs. "Simple..." Stephanie unfolds her arms and takes a step from the desk. "You two are both going to get down on your knees and kiss my Billion Dollar ASS!" "Say what?" The Hurricane asks with a confused look on his face before he exchanges looks with Shelton. Stephanie presses her lips confidently together before she starts to push her black skirt down from her nicely curved hips before turning her back to Shelton and The Hurricane. "You both are going to join 'The Stephanie McMahon Kiss My Ass' Club!" Stephanie says with a sly smirk before she bend forward against her desk, causing her juicy and nicely firm ass to become exposed as her skirt drops down from her legs and waist to her feet. Shelton looks at The Hurricane and shrugs, "Guess there's worst things we could do..." Shelton says before he steps towards Stephanie and gets down on his knees. Shelton takes a moment to look at Stephanie's juicy round ass before he leans forward to kiss her right ass cheeks. Stephanie glances over her shoulder and smirks "Good Shelton...you can keep your job...for now!" Stephanie says with a wicked laugh before glancing at The Hurricane. "Now your turn..." The Hurricane sighs before he steps forward after Shelton moves out of the way, "Got to do what I got to do..." The Hurricane says before he kneels behind Stephanie before he plants a light kiss on Stephanie's left ass cheek. "Mmmm...good..." Stephanie says with a light groan, before she licks her lips and glances back once again, while The Hurricane remains kneeled behind the Billion Dollar Princess. "Now...want you to eat that pussy!" Stephanie commands and then glances at Shelton Benjamin "And you...undress! Then come over and stand right in front of me!" Stephanie rudely snaps. "Okay..." Shelton says as he smiles slightly before he lowers his wrestling trunks from, freeing his large black cock. As Shelton moves to stand in front of Stephanie, The Hurricane places his hands on Stephanie's hips as he leans forward his head forward so that he can flick his tongue against her pussy from behind. "Mmmm...ohhh yeah...save your jobs..." Stephanie groans as The Hurricane starts to flick his tongue against her nicely moist and warm pussy. Stephanie leans forward slightly, wrapping her right hand around Shelton's impressive black shaft and begins to stroke her hand up and down his cock, flicking her tongue against his stiff shaft. "Mmmm..." The Hurricane moans as he darts his tongue against Stephanie's soft pussy lips as his mask cover face presses against her ass cheeks. Shelton licks his lips as Stephanie slyly flicks her tongue against the head of his quickly hardening cock. Stephanie lifts her glared eyes and looks up at Shelton Benjamin while she drags her wet tongue up his long shaft, holding him steady at the base with her right hand. "Ahhhhh.... mmm..." Shelton Benjamin moans as Stephanie works her tongue up and down on his cock as she firmly grips the base of his cock. The Hurricane pushes his tongue into Stephanie's pussy and twirls it around inside of her cunt. "Mmmmm..." Stephanie McMahon moans as she lightly rocks on her feet in order to push her ass back against The Hurricane's masked face as he munches of her Billion Dollar pussy. "Mmmm...ohhhh yeah..." Stephanie groans as she guides her tongue up to the head of Shelton's black cock and slyly circles her tongue around the surface. "Ahhhh mmmm...." Shelton licks his lips as he watches Stephanie trace her tongue around his cock before she wraps her lips around his dick while The Hurricane tongue fucks her pussy from behind. Stephanie wraps her pouty lips tightly around Shelton's black cock, trapping him deeply inside of her wet mouth as she starts to steadily bob her head to suck his cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Stephanie groans as she starts to grind back against The Hurricane tongue and masked face. "Mmmmm... mmm... mmm..." The Hurricane moans as he works his tongue in and out of Stephanie's Billion Dollar cunt while her ass is pressing against his masked covered face. Shelton places his hands on his muscular waist as Stephanie bobs her head up and down smoothly on his dick. Stephanie turns her head smoothly on Shelton's black cock as she grinds her lips on his shaft. "Mmmm! Mmmmm!" Stephanie McMahon moans as she begins to bob her head at a quicker pace, her wet tongue slapping against his cock. "Ahhhhh.... mmmm fuck..." Shelton Benjamin moans as Stephanie twists and turns her head on his big black dick. The Hurricane lifts his head away from Stephanie's pussy to give his tongue a break, but he slides his right hand between her legs to rub her pussy. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Stephanie moans as she presses her lips tighter against Shelton's black cock, rapidly lifting and lowering her head on his cock, taking him deeply into her talented, hot mouth. "Yeah.... suck that black dick..." Shelton moans as he enjoys the way Stephanie is bobbing her head on his cock. The Hurricane smoothly rubs Stephanie's cunt with the palm of his right hand as he uses his left hand to lower his wrestling tights. Stephanie suddenly lowers her head completely on Shelton's black cock with the head pressed against the back of her sultry and manipulative mouth. Stephanie rocks her head on Shelton's cock while she grinds against The Hurricane's hand against her pussy. "Ahhhhh awww shit!" Shelton moans as Stephanie deep throats his large black dick with incredible ease. Stephanie's nose grinds lightly against Shelton's crotch as The Hurricane removes his hand from her pussy and stands up behind her. The Hurricane's cock his against Stephanie's ass as he steps out of his wrestling tights. Stephanie sharply turns her dyed blonde haired head on Shelton's black cock before she lifts her head and slyly smirks up at him. "Oh damn..." Shelton moans as he looks at Stephanie as she smirks at him before she turns around to face the WWE's resident Superhero. Stephanie narrows her eyes at The Hurricane and grits her teeth. "Go sit on the couch!" Stephanie rudely snaps before she places her hands against her black top to lift it from her upper body and exposes her large and juicy Billion Dollar tits. "All right..." The Hurricane says as he takes a moment to get a good look at Stephanie's large Billion Dollar tits before he walks over to sit on the large leather couch that's against the east wall of the office. Stephanie slides a hand through her dyed blond hair and starts to walk toward the couch that The Hurricane is sitting on. Stephanie places her hands onto his knees and proceeds to lower herself down, positioning herself between his legs. Stephanie places her left hand around his shaft and drags her wet tongue up his long shaft. "Ahhhhhh..." The Hurricane moans as Stephanie drags her tongue from the base of his cock all the way up to the head of his shaft. Shelton moves to position himself behind Stephanie and he places his hands on her hips as he proceeds to push his saliva coated cock into her warm, moist pussy. "Mmmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah...you're taking some initiative to save that job..." Stephanie McMahon groans as she feels Shelton's long and hard black shaft sliding into her tight pussy, causing her to rock forward on her knees while she opens her mouth and swallows The Hurricane's cock. "Ahhhh yeah...." Shelton groans as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Stephanie's tight cunt. The Hurricane places one hand on Stephanie's dyed blond haired head as she begins to bob her head on his stiff shaft. "Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Stephanie moans as her head swiftly bobs on The Hurricane's cock as she works her wet tongue around his shaft. Stephanie closes her eyes as she rocks back on her knees to push against Shelton's thrusting black cock. "Ahhhh.... mmmmm...." The Hurricane moans and licks his lips as Stephanie quickly lifts and lowers her head on his rock hard cock. Shelton firmly holds onto Stephanie's hips to pull her back towards himself as he drives his cock into her. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Stephanie moans as she turns her head smoothly on The Hurricane's cock, wetting it with her saliva. Stephanie's blonde haired head bobs swiftly on his cock taking his shaft deeper into her manipulative mouth. Stephanie grinds her juicy ass back against Shelton's muscular black waist as he pumps his cock into her from behind. "Ahhh yeah.... mmmm..." Shelton grunts as he thrusts his big black cock in and out of Stephanie's Billion Dollar cunt. The Hurricane scoots forward on the couch so that he can thrust his cock upward into Stephanie's mouth as she sucks and slurps on his dick. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Stephanie moans as the head of The Hurricane's cock smacks against the back of her mouth as he pumps his shaft upward, causing her lips to sharply grind and brush against his cock. "Mmmmmm!" Stephanie groans loudly as her juicy ass smacks against Shelton Benjamin's muscular black waist as he deeply drives his cock into her. "Mmmmmm ahhhh... awww..." The Hurricane moans as Stephanie stops bobbing her head on his cock to allow him to more easily fuck her mouth with his upward thrusts. Shelton boldly smacks the Stephanie's ass with his left hand as he continues to drill her pussy with quick thrusts. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Stephanie moans as she opens her manipulative, glared eyes to glance up at The Hurricane as he thrusts his cock upward into her mouth, swiftly pushing his cock deeply into her mouth. "Ahhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Shelton grunts as he hammers Stephanie's pussy with his black dick before he pulls out, which causes Stephanie to instantly lift her head off of The Hurricane's saliva coated cock. Stephanie grits her teeth and turns her head back to glare at Shelton Benjamin. "I don't believe I said to pull out!" Stephanie snaps. Shelton Benjamin is about to reply as The Hurricane leans forward to grab Stephanie in order to pull her up onto his lap, "It's my turn... to save my job..." Hurricane replies as he puts his hands on Stephanie's hips to lift her up in order to impale her wet cunt with his large cock. "Ohhhhhh fuck..." Stephanie groans as she lands down on The Hurricane's large cock as he places his hands onto her gorgeous waist and starts to bounce her on his shaft by thrusting up into her pussy. "Mmmmmm ahhhh..." The Hurricane moans as he lifts and drops Stephanie on his thrusting cock. Stephanie grabs the neckline of Hurricane's top and rips it down the middle to expose the Superhero's toned chest. Stephanie McMahon grits her teeth and places her hands onto The Hurricane's toned chest as she sharply rocks back and forth on his cock, feeling him deeply thrusting his shaft up into her pussy. "Ahhhhhh... awww..." The Hurricane moans as he pumps his cock firmly up into Stephanie's tight cunt. Meanwhile, Shelton has stepped closer to Stephanie and he puts his hands on her Billion Dollar ass cheeks to spread them apart so that he can shove his big black cock into her tight asshole. "Ohhhhhh...fuck.....mmmm now that's what I want!" Stephanie groans and leans her head back as she starts to buck her hips back while Shelton Benjamin pumps his cock into her ass and The Hurricane continues to drive his shaft up into her pussy. "Mmmmmm ahhhhh... shit...' Shelton grits his teeth as he firmly thrusts his black dick deeply into Stephanie's asshole as she rides The Hurricane's dick. The Hurricane moves his hands up to Stephanie's huge tits and holds them steady as he leans his head forward to suck on her right tit. "Ohhhhhh...yeah...you save those jobs!" Stephanie moans and throws her dyed blond haired head back as she sharply bounces on The Hurricane's cock as he thrusts his cock steadily up into her wet pussy, while Shelton Benjamin's thrusts her to ass cause her to bounce at a quicker pace. "Mmmmmm!" The Hurricane moans against Stephanie's right tit before he lifts his head slightly to switch his attention to her left tit while Stephanie bounces sharply on his pistoning cock. Shelton grabs Stephanie's hips as he drives his cock balls deep into her Billion Dollar ass. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yes!" Stephanie moans, gritting her teeth, and aggressively driving her body back on Shelton's black cock inside of her juicy and hot ass, while also causing her pussy to sharply grind on The Hurricane's cock. "Mmmmm yeah... ahhhh... mmmm...' Shelton grunts and moans as he drives his large cock deep into Stephanie's ass with each thrusts. The Hurricane continues to switch back and forth with his sucking of Stephanie's tits as he pistons his dick into her cunt. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" Stephanie moans and lightly digs her fingernails into The Hurricane's chest as her pussy tightens around his shaft and she begins to cum. The Hurricane lifts his head away from Stephanie's tits, "Owww..." The Hurricane groans as Stephanie digs her fingernails into his chest as she cums on his large cock while he and Shelton continue to fuck her. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Stephanie moans and closes her eyes as she grinds her hot, gorgeous body between Shelton and The Hurricane as both cocks deeply fuck her ass and pussy. "Ahhhh we still got our jobs?" The Hurricane asks with a grunt as he drives his cock up into her cunt while Shelton pounds her ass. "Mmmm...ohh yeah...you can keep them..." Stephanie groans as she leans her head forward to rest it against The Hurricane's chest as she continues to sharply rock on his cock, while Shelton pumps his black cock into her ass. "Ahhhhhh awww good...' Shelton Benjamin moans as he pounds Stephanie's ass with his throbbing black cock. The Hurricane's cock also starts to throb inside of Stephanie's cunt as he and Shelton keep fucking the Billion Dollar Princess. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Stephanie McMahon moans as her juicy, nicely shaped Billion Dollar ass smacks against Shelton's muscular black waist as he deeply pumps into her, causing her to rock quickly on The Hurricane's cock. "Ahhhhh.... mmmmmmm ahhh!" The Hurricane moans ash e starts to cum inside of Stephanie's snatch. Shelton jerks his cock out of Stephanie's asshole and grips it tightly before he starts to shoot his spunk all over her juicy firm ass cheeks. Stephanie licks her lips and slyly smirks as she feels the warm cum of both shafts exploding, one inside of her pussy and one directly on her juicy ass. "Oh man... mmm..." Shelton moans as he smacks his cock against Stephanie's ass as the last few shots of cum shoot onto her ass cheeks. The Hurricane still has his hands on Stephanie's huge Billion Dollar tits as she rocks on his cock as he finishes unloading inside of her. Stephanie grits her teeth as she lifts herself off of The Hurricane's cock and slyly tosses her dyed blond hair back. "You two are very lucky...both of your jobs are save..." Stephanie says with a smirk on her face. "That's good..." The Hurricane says with a relived tone of voice. Stephanie folds her arms against her chest and narrows eyes. "But...just so we are clear...somebody is getting fired, TONIGHT!" -END-