READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The Cutting Edge Part 58: Rated R Recovery by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At his home in Temple Terrace, Florida, the Rated R Superstar Edge is sitting on his couch with his injured leg in a walking cast. Edge is wearing loose fitting black shorts and a white t-shirt as he watches 'Crank: High Voltage' on his large 40-inch flat screen television when his phone rings. Edge picks up the remote control to pause the movie before he answers the phone, "Yeah? What is it?" Edge asks. "Hello Edge...this is Tiffany..." The beautiful and confident General Manager of ECW says on the other end of the phone. "Now you're the last person I expected to hear from... what are you calling for?" Edge asks as he's clearly surprised that the ECW General Manager is calling him. "Well, Edge...I am just calling to check in on your and see how your are feeling with your injury and all..." Tiffany cutely replies with a soft laugh. "What do you think? I'm fine but this injury is career threatening if my recovering doesn't go well..." Edge answers as he switches his phone from his left ear to his right ear. "Oh well...that's a shame. I know, at least for me, it would be horrible if one of the top stars in the entire WWE is no longer able to perform..." "Glad someone thinks that... cause that idiot Teddy Long could care less and those people hosting RAW don't concern themselves with checking up on injured talent..." Edge says. "Well...you see Edge...that's were I am different and where ECW is different..." Tiffany begins to say over the phone. Edge smirks, "Oh really?" Tiffany cutely laughs. "Yes, really Edge..." Tiffany says before pausing for a moment. "Now...I won't play any games or beat around the bush, I'll be honest with you...I want you on ECW and for you to be part of the fastest rising show in WWE history..." Edge smirks, "And they call me the ultimate opportunist..." Edge says as he comments on what Tiffany has just said, "So since I'm injured and technically a free agent... you're gonna try and woo me to jump to ECW..." "Ok...ok...ok" Tiffany sweetly laughs. "You caught me...I'm guilty..." Tiffany says before she adorably smacks her lips together over the phone. "Will you happen to be home this evening?" "Yeah... wasn't planning on going out..." Edge replies before smirking, "Why? Are you coming over to... negotiate in person?" "No...Unfortunately I am able to Edge, however, I am sending over a member of my staff with all the information you need about joining the ECW brand..." Tiffany says. "Right... well when they show up... tell them it will take me a few minutes to get to the door..." Edge says with a grin. "I will make sure they know..." Tiffany says. * * * A few hours later, Edge is opening the door to his home and he smirks when he sees one of ECW's new interviewers Courtney Taylor standing outside, "Tiffany must have sent you..." Edge smirks as he motions for Courtney to enter his house. Courtney Taylor smiles and nods her head as she enters the lavished home of the Rated R Superstar. "Yes she did...and she deeply apologizes for not being able to meet with you personally. I am Courtney Taylor, though, and it's a pleasure to meet you..." Courtney says with a sweet smile, dressed in a short black skirt and a white, slightly revealing, top. Edge smirks, "I gotta say I do like the quality of people Tiffany hires..." Edge says as he checks out Courtney while he closes the door. "Follow me to the living room... gotta stay off this leg as much as possible..."Edge says as he points down to the leg that has the walking cast on it before he turns to walk towards his living room. Courtney nods her head as she walks along side Edge toward the living room of his home. "Do you need any help?" Courtney asks as she glances over at the Rated R Superstar as he lightly walks toward the couch. "No I'm good..." Edge smirks as he steps lightly towards the large couch that sits in the middle of his living room. Edge sits down on the left side of it and motions for Courtney to sit down, "So.... what does Tiff have to offer?" Edge asks as he looks at Courtney's legs. Courtney smiles as she sits down on the couch, directly next to Edge, causing her smoothly and gorgeously tanned legs to lightly brush against him. "Well...Tiffany surely has a lot to offer...not only will you receive contendership of the ECW Championship..." Courtney begins to say. "Oh... is that all?" Edge asks as he places his right hand on Courtney's left thigh. "Well...you will also receive first class flying and a private dressing room at the arenas..." Courtney Taylor says before pressing her pouty lips together and casually glances down at Edge's right hand against her thigh. "Mmmmm... that sounds good..." Edge says as lightly rubs Courtney's left thigh with his right hand. Courtney raises an eyebrow and glances at the Rated R Superstar as his fingers of his right hand and the palm of his hand brush against her silky smooth, tanned skin. "And also Tiffany promises all the perks of being part of ECW...and that includes keeping you a satisfied talent..." Edge licks his teeth as he slides his right hand towards the inside of Courtney's thigh, "And what would some of those perks be?" Edge asks. Courtney locks her beautiful eyes with Edge and licks her lips slightly. "Well...I'm sure Tiffany would provide whatever you wanted..." Edge smirks, "You look like a real go-getter.. so do you have an idea of what I want right now?" Edge asks as he slides his right hand underneath Courtney's skirt to brush his fingers against her panties. Courtney narrows her eyes seductively and nods her head. "Oh yeah...I have an idea...mmmm..." Courtney moans as she feels his fingertips brushing against her panties. Courtney then reaches over with her left hand and rubs the crotch of Edge's shorts. Edge licks his teeth, "That's good... cause if Tiffany wants me to consider jumping to ECW... I want all of my needs met..." Edge says as Courtney rubs his crotch through the material of his shorts while he brushes his fingers against her panties. "Well I'm ready to make sure all your needs are met Edge..." Courtney replies as she lightly grips Edge's cock through the material of his black shorts with her hand. Edge brings his hand out from under Courtney's skirt and licks his lips "Show me..." Edge says as slightly tightens her grip on his cock through the material of his black shorts. Courtney nods her head and smiles. "Sure..." Courtney says before she turns on the couch slightly and sits on her knees before she light her left hand to the waist line of Edge's black shorts and begins to push them from his tanned and muscular waist. Edge lifts himself slightly up from the couch cushion to allow Courtney to pull his shorts from his waist. Edge's thick thirteen inch cock springs out of his shorts like a jack in the box once Courtney gets them down to his knees and she makes sure to bring the shorts all the way down to Edge's feet so that he can lift his legs out of them. Courtney licks her lips and seductively glances at the Rated R Superstar before she leans forward, wrapping her left hand around his nicely hard and thick shaft as she brings to stroke his solid shaft. "Mmmmmm..." Edge moans as Courtney moves her left hand up and down on his cock at a nice easy pace. Edge takes off his white t-shirt revealing his tanned and toned upper body and he then throws his t-shirt behind the couch. Courtney leans her blonde haired head down and softly slaps her wet tongue around the head of his massive Rated R cock. "Mmmmmm..." Courtney softly moans as she brushes her tongue against his tender piss-slit. "Ohhh yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he leans back on the couch as Courtney flicks the tip of her soft tongue against his large cock's piss slit while she continues to stroke the shaft. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm...." Courtney softly moans and lifts her beautiful eyes to glance up at Edge as she drags her wet tongue in a circular motion on the head of his Rated R cock. "Mmmm..." Edge moans as Courtney looks up at him while she cutely twirls her tongue around the swollen head of his thirteen inch long prick. Courtney Taylor flicks her tongue around the head of Edge's cock before she parts her pouty and moist lips and proceeds to take his thick cock into her mouth. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm..." Edge moans as Courtney lowers her head half way down on to his cock before she begins to bob her head. "Mmmmmm..." Courtney moans as she wraps her lips perfectly around his thick shaft and she steadily moves her blond haired head up and down on his shaft. Courtney Taylor's moist lips brush back and forth against his shaft while she perfectly sucks on his cock. "Ohhh yeah.... suck that dick..." Edge moans as he brings his right hand to Courtney's head as she lifts and lowers her head at a nice easy pace on his shaft. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh" Courtney moans softly against Edge's cock as her wet tongue seductively slaps against his shaft while she bobs her head steadily at a quicker pace. "Ahhhhh aww yeah... mmm..." Edge starts to rock on the couch as Courtney increases the pace of how she's sucking his thirteen-inch Rated R cock. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Courtney moans as she eager starts to bob her head at a noticeable, quicker pace while she places her right hand onto his toned and muscular stomach, greedily sucking his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck...' Edge moans as he starts to thrust his cock upward into Courtney's mouth. Edge takes a handful of Courtney's hair into his right hand as the beautiful blond ECW Diva takes his dick further into her mouth. Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Courtney moans as her wet tongue drags alongside Edge's shaft as she takes him deeper into her talented, skilled mouth. "Mmmmm..." Courtney moans sharply as she turns her head on his shaft. "Mmmmmm ahhh yeah.... ahh fuck you're good..." Edge moans as Courtney slobbers all over his cock as she turns her head from side to side on his pistoning dick. "Mmmmmmm!" Courtney sweetly groans as she grinds her pouty lips on his shaft as she bobs her head rapidly on his cock as he pushes his shaft deeply into her soothing, seductive mouth. Edge lets go of Courtney's blond hair as she lowers her head all the way down on his cock just as he firmly pushes it up into her warm wet mouth. "MMMMMMMMM!" Courtney moans as she holds her head completely down on Edge's Rated R cock, letting the wet saliva just drip from her mouth, before she slowly lifts her head and smiles up at Edge. Edge licks his teeth as he wraps his right hand around his saliva coated cock, "I think one of us is a bit too over dressed in this discussion..." Edge smirks as he begins to stroke his cock. Courtney Taylor licks her lips as she sits back on the couch and cutely raises an eyebrow. "Well...I think I need some help..." Courtney playfully replies. Edge smirks at Courtney as he lets go of his cock and turns a bit so that he can use his left hand to start pushing down Courtney's skirt while he uses his right hand to lift up white top. Courtney licks her lips as she lowers her head slightly as Edge removes her white top to expose her gorgeous and perky tits. Edge tosses her top over the couch and lowers his right hand to help lower her black skirt. Edge moves off the couch after he gets Courtney's skirt down to her knees. The Rated R Superstar waits for Courtney to lift her legs up and once she does Edge pulls off her skirt and tosses it over his shoulder and onto his coffee table as he admires Courtney's near naked body as she teasing begins to lower her panties. Courtney seductively narrows her eyes as she pulls at the sides of her panties lowering them at a teasingly slow pace, gradually showing her smoothly shaved and incredibly wet pussy. Edge licks his teeth as he looks at Courtney's pussy, "Hot..." Edge says as he gets back onto the couch as Courtney lowers her panties to her feet. Courtney kicks off her panties and they land perfectly on top of Edge's coffee table. "Score!" Courtney Taylor says with a cute laugh before she turns to face Edge, placing her hands onto his tanned, muscular chest before lifting her body and straddles him, lowering herself onto his cock. "Mmmmmm fuck... you've scored again..." Edge laughs slightly as Courtney lowers her hot wet pussy down onto his thirteen inch cock. Edge places his hands on Courtney's waist as she gets the last few inches of his dick into her cunt. "Ohhhhhh...." Courtney Taylor moans and licks her lips as she starts to smoothly rock back and forth on Edge's cock as he moves his hands against her gorgeous hips. "Ahhhh... mmmm..." Edge moans as Courtney rocks on his cock before he begins to thrust it upward into her hot tight pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Edge..." Courtney moans as she slides her hands gently against his muscular chest while she smoothly rocks back and forth, grinding her pussy lightly on his shaft. "Mmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Edge moans as Courtney grinds her pussy on his cock as he firmly and repeatedly pushes it up into her pussy. Courtney closes her beautiful eyes and lightly grits her teeth as she starts to bounce at a quicker pace on Edge's Rated R cock, feeling it thrusting upward into her pussy. Edge licks his teeth as he moves his hands behind Courtney to grab her ass cheeks as she bounces up and down on his cock that he's sharply pumping into her pussy. "Ohhhhh...mmmm yeah...you like that babe?" Courtney moans and asks as she rocks smoothly forward on his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he squeezes both of Courtney's ass cheeks when she rocks backward on his cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Courtney Taylor lustfully moans as she rocks back and forth on Edge's cock, grinding her pussy down as she lowers herself completely on his shaft. "Ahhh shit... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Edge moans as Courtney Taylor lifts herself up to the head of his cock before she drops back down again. Courtney leans forward slightly so that her perky and juicy tits are swaying back and forth in front of Edge's face as she rocks eagerly on his cock. Edge leans his head forward and takes Courtney's right tit into her mouth to suck on her nipple while she rocks back and forth on his cock. As he sucks on her right tit, Edge starts to turn on the couch so that he can lay Courtney on it with him getting on top of her. Courtney grits her teeth lightly and places her hands onto Edge's strong arms as she rocks underneath him on the cushions of the couch, feeling his cock spearing deeply into her wet pussy. Edge lifts his head up from Courtney's tits as he places his hands on his couch as he pumps his thirteen inch cock in and out of Courtney's hot pussy. "Ohhhhhh yeah....mmmm that feels so good..." Courtney Taylor moans as she wraps her gorgeous legs around his waist and starts to push her body up against his spearing shaft. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck... ahhhh...' Edge grunts as he slams his large cock deeply into Courtney's hot pussy as she tightly wraps her legs around his waist in order to pull him towards her. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Courtney moans with lust as she grips Edge's strong arms tighter with her hands as she rocks against his cock, unable however, to match the quick and firm pace of the King of Sleaze, the Rated R Superstar. "Ahhh yeah.... you fucking like that... yeah you do...' Edge licks his teeth as he looks down at Courtney as he surprises her with how hard and fast his large cock is going in and out of her soaking wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh....mmmm you're soooo intense..." Courtney groans as her pussy wraps tightly around his cock as she begins to cum. "Ahhhhh... mmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he feels Courtney's pussy squeezing his pistoning cock as she cums on his shaft. Courtney licks her lips and closes her eyes as she lays her head down on the cushion of the couch while Edge continues to deeply spear his cock into her extremely wet pussy. "Ahhhhh awww.... mmmm..." Edge groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Courtney's dripping wet snatch as her legs slip from around his waist. Courtney Taylor's lightly sweat coated body arches as her legs fall from his waist and rest down onto the couch as he deeply and quickly rams and spears his throbbing shaft into her pussy. "Mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Edge moans as he sits up on his knees and pulls out of Courtney's pussy as the same time. Edge grips his cock and jerks it a few times before he starts to shoot his cum onto Courtney's flat sweat coated stomach. "Ohhhhh Edge..." Courtney moans and licks her lips as she feels Edge's warm and thick cum splattering on her tanned stomach, before dripping lightly. "Ahhh yeah.... mmm..." Edge moans as he strokes his cock until he's finished cumming. Edge's face is dripping with sweat and he smirks at Courtney, "Tiffany.... has my attention... about jumping to ECW..." Courtney sits up on the couch, causing the cum from Edge's cock to heavily drip down from her flat stomach. Courtney presses her pouty lips together and raises an eyebrow. "So...would that be a yes?" Edge shakes his head, "Not yet... I'm still a long way from ready to come back to the ring... but I'm going to heavily consider Tiffany's offer..." Courtney slowly nods her head and then sweetly smiles. "Is there anything else I could do to help persuade you?" Edge licks his teeth, "I'm sure there is...." -END-