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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The Kat's Cradle
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the February 21, 2000 episode of RAW IS WAR, following their victory 
over The Dudley Boyz and the New Age Outlaws in an eight-man tag team match, 
Edge, Christian, and Jeff Hardy are in the backstage area of Atlanta, 
Georgia's Georgia Dome. "Oh yeah, that will teach those Dummy Boyz for 
putting us through tables," Jeff smirks.

"You're kidding right? If you and Matt beating them at the Rumble didn't 
teach them what will?" Edge asks with a laugh.

"Who cares... a win is a win..." Christian says.

"Yeah and I pinned Billy Gunn so me and Matt are closer to getting a tag 
title shot," Jeff grins.

"In your dreams... this was an eight man tag, doesn't count like regular tag 
team matches," Edge says.

"Yeah... and Bubba hit him with a chair!" Christian adds with a laugh.

"So... like you said a win is a win..." Jeff laughs as former Women's 
Champion The Kat approaches the hot young WWF Superstars.

"Well...well...well...if it isn't three of my favorite young hunks..." The 
Kat playfully says as she steps closer, dressed in a short black skirt and a 
skimpy black top.

"Well I know I'm a hunk... not sure about these two..." Edge says with a 
grin. 

"Hey girls love me..." Jeff says. 

"Only the teenage ones do..." Christian adds with a laugh.

The Kat presses her sultry lips together and looks at Jeff, Edge and 
Christian. "So...I heard you three won tonight..."

"Yeah we did... we were just discussing out it got Matt and I closer to 
getting a tag title shot..." Jeff answers. 

"It was an eight man tag...aw forget it..." Christian shakes his head.

The Kat raises an eyebrow and smirks slyly at Jeff Hardy. "Hun...as long as 
you and Matt are stuck with that tramp Terri...you'll be going nowhere..."

"Being with that tramp Terri does have its perks..." Jeff grins. 

"Yeah her always being up for a fuck is a good thing..." Edge laughs

"Just think...you boys could have me..." The Kat says with a laugh.

"Hey I like that idea..." Christian says. 

"Up for a little two on one Kitty?" Edge asks. 

"What the fuck Edge, I'm here... should ask her if she wants a three on 
one..." Jeff laughs.

The Kat playfully smirks "I can handle it..."

"I don't think any of us doubt it..." Edge smirks. "Come on I bet the locker 
room is empty..." Christian says.

The Kat presses her lips together. "Mmmm...how perfect..."

* * *

A short time later in the Superstars locker room, The Kat is on her knees 
stroking the large cocks of Jeff Hardy and Edge while behind her Christian is 
guiding his cock into her hot wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhhh" The Kat moans as she feels Christian's cock entering her 
tight pussy from behind as she leans forward on her knees to slide her wet 
tongue against the heads of Jeff and Edge's cocks.

"Ohhh yeah..." Christian moans as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of 
The Kat's cunt. Edge and Jeff smirk down at The Kat as she slides her tongue 
over and around the heads of their large stiff cocks as she holds them near 
each other.

The Kat seductively narrows her eyes and looks up at Jeff and Edge while she 
skillfully works her tongue against both shafts, while rocking forward on her 
knees against Christian's thrusts.

"Ohhh shit mmmmm..." Jeff moans as the head of his cock brushes against 
Edge's shaft as The Kat laps her tongue over their dicks. 

"Ahhh mmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as The Kat slaps her tongue against his 
cock. Christian grabs The Kat's hips as he pumps his cock faster into her 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah!" The Kat moans lustfully as she sharply 
rocks forward on her knees with Christian rapidly pumping into her. The Kat 
wraps her pouty lips around Jeff's cock and starts to bob her head, sucking 
his cock, while working her hand against Edge's shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck..." Christian groans as he plows his cock balls deep into 
The Kat's cunt. 

"Yeah suck it Kitty..." Jeff moans as The Kat wastes no time in swallowing 
over half his cock as she bobs her head on it while she jerks off Edge.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" The Kat moans as she swiftly bobs her head on Jeff's 
cock, slapping her tongue against the bottom side of Jeff's cock, while 
taking him incredibly deeper into her frisky mouth.

"Awwww mmmm..." Edge moans as The Kat's hand travels back and forth on his 
cock while she deep throats Jeff's entire cock as Christian fucks her from 
behind with swift and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" The Kat moans lustfully with her mouth filled with Jeff 
Hardy's cock as her petite, seductively tanned and curved body moves back 
against Christian's cock.

"Ahhhh fuck mmmmmm..." Christian moans as he slams his cock into The Kat's 
twat before he pulls out.

The Kat slyly unwraps her lips from Jeff Hardy's cock and lifts her head, 
before she turns and playfully guides Edge's cock into her mischievous mouth.

"Mmmmmm fuck yeah...' Edge moans as The Kat starts to eagerly bob her head on 
his cock. Jeff Hardy goes behind The Kat and rams his cock into her wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" The Kat groans as she wraps her lips around Edge's cock and 
places her hands onto his waist as she steadily rocks forward on her knees 
with Jeff pumping into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhhh ahhh..." Jeff moans as he places his hands on The Kat's juicy round 
ass as he swiftly drives his pole into her wet hole. Edge grabs a handful of 
The Kat's hair as she sucks and slurps on his dick.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" The Kat moans and lustfully turns her head, taking Edge's 
cock deeper into her mouth, with her lips grinding on his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck..." Edge moans as The Kat swallows his entire cock while 
Jeff swiftly hammers her cunt from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" The Kat moans loudly around Edge's cock, while her gorgeous 
tanned ass smacks loudly against Jeff's toned waist.

"Yeah mmmmm fuck..." Jeff moans as he repeatedly pumps his cock into The 
Kat's cunt as Edge pulls his cock out of her mouth. Christian moves in front 
of The Kat and the former Women's Champion greedily takes his dick into her 
mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" The Kat moans and slyly smirks around Christian's shaft as she 
starts to bob her head back and forth on his cock, while she pushes back 
against his cock.

"Ohhh shit... mmmmm..." Christian moans as The Kat sucks his cock. Jeff pulls 
out of The Kat's pussy and moves aside so that Edge can get behind her so 
that he can spear her twat with his huge dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" The Kat moans and sharply rocks forward on her knees when 
Edge rams his cock into her from behind, causing her to take Christian's cock 
incredibly deep into her mouth.

"Awwww mmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he holds onto The Kat's hips as he 
swiftly spears her wet hot pussy. Christian tilts his head back as The Kat 
deep throats his cock as she bobs her head on it.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" The Kat lustfully moans as she swiftly bobs her head, 
letting her wet saliva drip down on Christian's cock as she eagerly moves 
back against Edge's cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh yeah..." Christian moans as The Kat sucks and slurps eagerly on 
his cock while Edge swiftly hammers her pussy with firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" The Kat moans and seductively grinds back against 
Edge's cock, while perfectly working over Christian's cock with her mouth.

"Yeah ahhhh yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he repeatedly drives his entire 
cock into The Kat's pussy as Christian pulls his dick out of her mouth.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh yeah...mmmmm I'm such a bad kitty..." The Kat moans and 
grits her teeth as she rocks back on her knees to push against Edge's firmly 
thrusting cock.

"Mmmm no doubt that you are a bad kitty..." Edge laughs as he pulls his cock 
out of The Kat's pussy as Jeff lays on the locker room floor.

The Kat licks her lips and slyly crawls on her hands and knees over to Jeff 
Hardy. "A very, very bad kitty..." The Kat says with a smirk as she moves to 
straddle and mount his cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." Jeff moans as The Kat begins to rock back and forth on his 
cock. Christian circles around behind The Kat and guides his saliva coated 
cock into her hot round ass as she rides Jeff's large tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh..." The Kat moans and licks her lips as she rocks 
sharply back on Jeff's cock when Christian enters her ass.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Christian groans as he starts to fuck The Kat's ass while 
Jeff starts to thrust up into her pussy. Edge steps in front of The Kat and 
guides his cock into her wide open mouth as she lets out another moan.

The Kat slyly looks up at Edge, wrapping her lips around his shaft, as she 
starts to swiftly bob her head on his cock, while rocking on Jeff Hardy's 
cock to push against Christian's cock, feeling him deepening the thrusts into 
her ass.

"Mmmmm that's a bad kitty..." Edge moans as The Kat sucks his dick. 

"Awwww mmmm..." Jeff moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock up into The Kat's 
pussy while Christian pounds her juicy round ass.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" The Kat moans as she eagerly bobs her head to suck on 
Edge's cock, bouncing at a quick and steady pace on Jeff's cock, with 
Christian hammering into her ass.

"Awwww fuck.... mmmmm yeah..." Christian grits his teeth as he swiftly 
thrusts his dick into The Kat's ass causing her to bounce quicker on Jeff's 
large cock. Edge licks his teeth as he starts to pump his cock in and out of 
The Kat's mouth.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmmm!" The Kat moans loudly around Edge's cock as she places 
her hands onto his tanned waist as she swiftly bobs her head, with her tongue 
slapping against his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmmm yeah... ahhhh..." Jeff moans as The Kat grinds herself on his 
large meaty cock. 

"Awwwww..." Edge groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into The Kat's mouth. 
Christian increases the pace of his thrusts as his cock begins to throb as he 
keeps fucking The Kat's ass.

Mmmmmmmmmmm...." The Kat moans before she slyly looks up at Edge as she 
slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of his shaft, while smoothly 
working her head.

"Mmmmm shit..." Christian moans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of The 
Kat's ass as Edge pulls his dick out of The Kat's mouth. Edge lays on the 
floor and the former Women's Champion almost leaps off of Jeff's cock to 
mount Edge's shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...you like this bad kitty, don't you?" The Kat asks with a moan as 
she places her hands onto his tanned, nicely toned chest and starts to 
smoothly rock on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Edge grins as The Kat rocks back and forth on his cock. Jeff 
Hardy gets to his knees and goes behind The Kat in order to slide his cock 
into her asshole while Christian steps in front of her so that he can guide 
his throbbing dick into The Kat's mouth.

The Kat briskly bobs her head along Christian's shaft, with her pouty and 
sultry lips brushing against his pulsating shaft, guiding her gorgeous body 
between Jeff and Edge.

"Awwww shit... mmmm..." Jeff Hardy moans as he pumps his cock swiftly into 
The Kat's ass as she rides Edge's large cock. 

"Awwww ahhhhh fuck...' Christian moans as The Kat briskly sucks his throbbing 
dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" The Kat groans around Christian's cock and turns her head 
playfully on his shaft before lowering her head further down.

"Ohhhh ahhhhh..." Edge moans as he spears The Kat's pussy with firm upward 
thrusts. 

"Mmmmm shit... ahhhh..." Christian moans as he starts to cum inside of The 
Kat's mouth.

The Kat slyly moves her tongue against the bottom side of Christian's shaft 
as his warm cum fills her eager mouth

"Mmmm Kitty likes my cream?" Christian asks with a smirk as he slowly pulls 
his cock out of The Kat's mouth when he finishes cumming while Jeff and Edge 
continue to fuck her.

The Kat playfully laughs and nods her head as she licks her lips clean, while 
placing her hands down onto Edge's chest, while she rocks forward on his cock 
with Jeff pumping into her ass.

Jeff and Edge start to get into a steady pace of swiftly pumping their cocks 
deeply into The Kat's ass and pussy as she rocks between them.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...I love you young hunks..." The Kat moans and laughs as 
she rocks swiftly on Edge's cock, with her sultry ass loudly smacking back 
against Jeff's waist as he fucks her ass.

"Ahhhh shit.... mmmmm yeah..." Jeff Hardy moans as his cock begins to throb 
as he pounds The Kat's juicy ass. 

"Awwwww fuck mmmmm..." Edge moans when his dick starts pulsating within The 
Kat's soaking wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhhh!" The Kat moans as she sharply rocks 
forward on Edge's cock.

"Mmmmm Kitty want more cream?" Jeff jokingly asks as he pulls his cock out of 
The Kat's asshole and stands up. 

"Of course she does..." Edge groans as he lifts The Kat off of his throbbing 
cock so that he can stand up. Edge and Jeff stand side by side and begin 
stroking their cocks as they look at The Kat.

The Kat licks her lips and nods her head as she eagerly watches Jeff Hardy 
and Edge moving their hands against their own shafts.

Within moments of each other, Jeff and Edge both start to cum, spraying their 
warm, thick spunk into The Kat's open mouth and onto her gorgeous sweat 
coated face.

The Kat playfully and seductively narrows her eyes as she looks up at Jeff 
and Edge as their cum drips down her face.

"One good thing about The Kat... she doesn't need a bowl for her cream like 
most cats..." Edge says with a smirk. 

"Yeah... she takes is straight from the source..." Jeff adds.

The Kat raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Edge. "You know...that was pretty 
lame..."

"No way that totally reeked of Awesomeness..." Edge grins.

The Kat smirks. "If you think so..."

-END-