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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The Main Event
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At the Wachovia Arena in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania after the October 10, 
2009 episode of Monday Night RAW goes off the air, Access Hollywood's Maria 
Menounos, wearing her black top and matching black wrestling tight pants, is 
in the ring with her tag team partners from earlier in the night, Kelly 
Kelly, wearing a blue top and matching bottoms, and Gail Kim, dressed in a 
light purple top and matching bottoms. "Ok Maria... you really have me 
wondering... why are we back in the ring?" Kelly asks as she leans 
against the ring ropes.

The gorgeous correspondent of Access Hollywood places her hands onto her hips 
and smiles "Well...I had so much fun tonight and I'm not ready to quit just 
yet...I want more competition..." Maria says with a smile on her beautiful 
face.

Gail raises an eyebrow, "So... we're going to have another six Diva tag team 
match?" Gail asks.

Maria Menounos smiles and laughs cutely "Well...not exactly...you see I 
happened to speak with Nancy O'Dell and...." Maria begins to say before she 
turns to face the large RAW HD-Tron.

...American woman, get away from me...American woman, mama let me be...Don't 
come knockin' around my door...Don't wanna see your shadow no more...

"American Woman" by The Guess Who begins to play throughout the now empty 
arena as the Guest Host earlier in the night on Monday Night RAW and Host of 
Access Hollywood, the stunning Nancy O'Dell, dressed in a short blue and 
white Indianapolis Colts skirt and a matching top walks out onto the stage 
with a microphone in hand. "Ladies...ladies...I have to give you three all 
credit tonight with the match you three happened to win. Now I fully 
understand that RAW is over for the evening, but I still happen to be in 
charge..." Nancy says with a charming smile.

Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim exchange glances before Kelly says loudly, "Ok 
Nancy... so what are we going to do?" 

Maria smiles, "Just wait... you're going to love it..."

Nancy O'Dell presses her luscious lips together and glances out at the ring 
where RAW Divas Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly along with Maria Menounos are 
standing. "Well Kelly...I must thank my friend, Maria, for coming up with 
this idea..." Nancy O'Dell says before pausing for a moment. "Right now...in 
that very ring it will be a three on three special attraction match!" Nancy 
O'Dell says with a nod of her head. "And your opponents will be these three 
individuals..." Nancy announces before she steps to the side.

...Your time is up, my time is now...You can't see me my time is now...It's 
the franchise, boy I'm shining now...You can't see me my time is now....

As 'The Time Is Now' plays in the arena, the hunky John Cena steps out onto 
the stage, wearing jeans shorts and sneakers and he gives the three divas in 
the ring a salute before he starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. 

....SOS I hear them shoutin... SOS... I hear them cryin... Because, you woke 
up in a badman place.... 

'SOS' starts to play in the arena and the high flying and athletic Kofi 
Kingston comes out on to the stage wearing black wrestling trunks. He 
performs the 'triple boom clap' as his pyro goes off. Kofi then starts to jog 
down the entrance ramp behind Cena.

... BREAK IT DOWN! Degenerate into something fool... We just got tired of 
doing what you told us to do...But that's the breaks boy, yeah...That's the 
breaks little man. Break it down... 

The familiar theme for D-Generation X plays in the arena as 'The Game' Triple 
H walks out onto the stage, wearing a black DX Army t-shirt and black 
wrestling trunks while carrying a water bottle. Triple H takes a long sip 
from the water bottle, tosses the bottle away and he then performs a crotch 
chop as he performs his famous 'spritz' of the water. Triple H takes off his 
t-shirt revealing his muscular upper body before he starts to head down 
towards the ring.

Maria Menounos licks her lips as she stands in the ring watching John Cena, 
Triple H and Kofi Kingston make their way down to the ring. Kelly laughs and 
cutely shakes her blond haired head. "This is crazy...what's going on?" Kelly 
asks and Gail Kim shrugs her shoulders "I have no clue...but I'm interested!"
 
Cena, Kofi and Triple H all enter the ring and stand in front of the Maria, 
Gail and Kelly. "You three got to ask yourselves one thing... are you 
ready..." Triple H says with a smirk.

Nancy O'Dell places her left hand onto her hips as she watches from the 
stage. "Gentlemen...gentlemen...before things get underway...I do have one 
more announcement to make..." Nancy O'Dell says.

John Cena looks towards the stage, "Don't tell me we actually have to tag in 
right?" Cena asks jokingly. 

"That would be different..." Kofi laughs.

Nancy O'Dell shakes her head "Not at all John...however....this match up will 
now be a handicap match up..." Nancy O'Dell says with a slight lick of her 
lips "It will now be you three gentlemen against Gail, Kelly and Maria...and 
there partner...me!" Nancy O'Dell says with a proud nod of her head before 
she drops the microphone down onto the stage as she starts to walk down the 
stage toward the ring. As Kofi Kingston is distracted with Nancy O'Dell 
walking down toward the ring, Maria Menounos kneels down in front of him and 
lowers his black wrestling trunks to expose his nicely long and thick black 
cock.

"Whoa... hey... I wasn't ready..." Kofi says as he quickly turns his 
attention to Maria as she wraps her right hand around his cock while she uses 
her left hand to finish pulling down Kofi's wrestling trunks.

"Too bad...." Maria Menounos says with a smile and a seductive wink as she 
glances up at Kofi Kingston as she smoothly moves her right hand back and 
forth against his continually hardening black cock. Maria lowers her head 
down and teasingly slaps her wet tongue against the head of his black cock.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh...." Kofi moans as Maria strokes his cock with her right hand 
while she beats the head of his big black cock with her soft tongue. Maria 
closes her eyes as she gently circles her wet tongue around the head of 
Kofi's black cock before she opens her mouth and gently takes his cock into 
her sultry and soothing mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... ohhh..." Kofi Kingston moans as Maria Menounos starts to bob 
her head on his cock. Meanwhile, John Cena is leaning against the northeast 
corner of the ring as Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim slide their tongues up and 
down the left and right sides of his huge cock. 

"Ohhhh fuck mmm yeah..." Cena moans as he places his left hand on Kelly's 
head and his right hand on Gail's head as they tag team his shaft.

Kelly Kelly adorably looks up at John Cena as she taps her wet tongue against 
his long and thick shaft, while Gail Kim circles her tongue seductively on 
the head of his shaft. "Mmmmmmmm...." Gail moans as her wet tongue brushes 
across Cena's piss-slit, while Kelly's tongue happily slides down his long 
shaft.

"Ahhhh man I would have never pictured you two working over my dick like 
this..." Cena groans as he slides his fingers through Kelly and Gail's hairs 
as they perfectly work in unison to make sure every inch of his shaft is 
coated with their saliva. Kelly cutely laughs as she drops her tongue down to 
his large ballsack and slaps her tongue against his balls, coating it with 
her saliva. Gail Kim closes her eyes and opens her mouth as she takes the 
swollen head of his cock into her skilled and sultry mouth. Gail begins to 
steadily bob her head on his cock, while Kelly works her tongue over his 
ballsack.

"Ahh... mmmm..." John Cena moans as Gail bobs her head smoothly on his cock 
while Kelly Kelly flicks her tongue against his ballsack. Meanwhile, Nancy 
O'Dell is on her back in the middle of the ring as Triple H lays between her 
flicking his tongue all over her perfectly shaved pussy as she raises her 
legs onto his shoulders.

Nancy O'Dell bites down on her bottom lip and closes her eyes as she feels 
Triple H's strong tongue lapping and thrusting against her wet and warm 
pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Nancy moans as she arches her back slightly on 
the mat as Triple H drills his tongue into her pussy.

"Mmmm... mmm..." Triple H moans as he darts his tongue in and out of Nancy's 
wet pussy while she squirms on the mat as he eats her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Nancy O'Dell moans as she lightly grinds her pussy 
against his tongue as he continues to firmly dart his tongue deeply into her 
warm pussy. Triple H bobs his head up and down as he continues to work over 
Nancy's hot wet pussy. 

Meanwhile John Cena is on his back with Maria Menounos bouncing up and down 
on his large cock while he laps his tongue against Kelly's pussy as she 
straddles his face. "Mmmm ahhhh!" Cena moans as he licks Kelly's pussy while 
he thrusts his cock up into Maria's pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah John...ohhhh..." Kelly Kelly cutely moans as she leans 
her blond haired head back as she lightly rocks back and forth on his 
handsome face as she feels his tongue working perfectly against her pussy. 

Maria places her hands onto his well-defined, muscular stomach as she grinds 
her pussy back and forth on his large cock while smoothly bouncing. 
"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah John..." The correspondent of Access Hollywood moans.

"Mmmmm... ahhhh aww..." Cena groans underneath the two gorgeous women as he 
laps his tongue against Kelly's pussy. Cena reaches up with his hands and he 
manages to place them on Maria's smooth thighs as he increases the pace of 
his upward thrusts into her pussy. Maria Menounos smiles as she feels John 
Cena thrusting his cock upward into her tight and warm pussy as she rocks 
back and forth on his cock, feeling his shaft rapidly pumping. John Cena 
holds onto Maria's thighs as he drives his cock firmly up into her pussy 
while Kelly grinds herself on his face as he keeps lapping his tongue against 
her cunt. 

Meanwhile, Gail Kim is on her knees and is tightly holding onto the middle 
ring rope while Triple H is behind her, slamming his cock in and out of her 
pussy. "Ahhhh aww yea... mmmm.." Triple H grunts as he intensely fucks Gail.

Gail Kim glances over her shoulder and smiles back at Triple H as she rocks 
back, smoothly pressing her toned ass back against his muscular waist as he 
hammers his cock into her tight pussy from behind. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah... 
mmmmm..."

"Ahhhh take that cock ahhh..." Triple H groans as he grabs hold of Gail's 
hips as he rams every inch of his cock into her tight wet pussy while her 
Asian ass smacks against his waist.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh fuck! Fuck!" Gail Kim moans and grits her 
teeth as she feels Triple H's cock firmly pumping and thrusting into her 
pussy, while his ballsack smacks against her thighs. Triple H grits his teeth 
as he jerks Gail back against him as he manages to increase the force of his 
thrusts as he hammers her from behind.

Over on the east side of the ring, Nancy O'Dell is on her back once again 
with Kofi Kingston kneeling between her legs as he swiftly thrusts his long 
black cock in and out of pussy. "Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck...." Kofi grunts as 
Nancy wraps her gorgeous legs around his waist.

Nancy O'Dell hooks her smooth and gorgeously tanned legs around Kofi 
Kingston's muscular black waist as she moves on the wrestling mat to meet his 
cock as it slams inside of her wet and tight pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." 
Nancy moans.

"Ahhhh... mmmm aww man... mmmm!" Kofi moans as he pumps his cock in and out 
of Nancy's pussy. The hot black Superstar from West Africa thrusts every inch 
of his cock into Nancy's twat resulting in his ballsack constantly smacking 
against her skin.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh Kofi..." Nancy O'Dell moans as she grinds her 
wet and tight pussy against Kofi Kingston's rock hard and long black cock as 
he deeply pumps his shaft into her pussy. Kofi licks his lips as he thrusts 
every inch of his cock into Nancy's pussy while she pushes herself against 
him. 

Meanwhile near the northwest corner of the ring, Maria is on top of Triple H 
with his cock inside of her tight pussy while John Cena is behind her, 
thrusting his cock in and out of her tight asshole. "Ahhh yeah mmm..." Cena 
grunts as he drills Maria's ass. 

"Ohhh damn..." Triple H moans while he thrusts his cock up into Maria's tight 
wet twat.

The gorgeous and sultry correspondent of Access Hollywood bites down on her 
bottom lip as she places her hands down onto the muscular and tanned chest of 
Triple H as her perfectly tanned and gorgeously toned body drops on his cock, 
while John Cena pumps his cock steadily into her tight asshole. 
"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah..."

"Ahhh awww... ahhh..." Triple H grits his teeth as he drives his cock upward 
into Maria's pussy as she grinds herself on his cock. Cena has a firm hold of 
Maria's hips as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her gorgeous 
ass with his large cock.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Maria Menounos moans and glances over her shoulder 
with a smirk on her beautiful face as she rocks on Triple H's cock in order 
to push her juicy and tanned ass against John Cena's muscular waist as he 
drives his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh... mmmm.... mmm..." John Cena smirks at Maria as he drives his cock 
firmly into her tight asshole as she keeps rocking on Triple H's cock. 

Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Kelly Kelly is laying on her left 
side with Kofi Kingston behind her, thrusting his big hard cock in and out of 
her pussy. "Mmmm... ohh yeah man... mmm..." Kofi groans as he fucks the 
adorable blond haired Diva.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Kofi...ohhhh..." Kelly moans and leans her blond haired 
head back against his shoulder as she feels his black cock deeply working 
inside of her pussy as she moves, laying on her side with her back facing 
him.

"Ahhh... mmm... mmmm fuck..." Kofi licks his lips as he pumps his cock into 
Kelly's tight pussy. Kofi uses his right hand to lift up Kelly's right leg to 
allow himself to ram his cock further into Kelly's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Kofi! Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm!" Kelly sweetly moans as she 
moves against his rock hard black cock as he rapidly slams his shaft into her 
wet and tight pussy.

As Kofi continues to fuck Kelly, John Cena has Gail Kim in the southwest 
corner of the ring with his cock pistoning in and out of her pussy. Cena has 
his hands underneath Gail's legs while she's leaning back against him as her 
feet are on the middle rope. "Ahhhh... ahhh..." John groans as he drives his 
cock into Gail's pussy while holding her up.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm yeah! Ohhhhh fuck that pussy!" Gail Kim groans and grits her 
teeth as she rapidly lowers and rises on John Cena's cock as he drills his 
shaft up into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh! Mmmmmmm!"

"Ahhh.... mmmm... awww..." John groans as he drives his cock into Gail's 
pussy as her back slides against his chest as lifts herself up and down on 
his shaft and hands that are holding her up.

Gail Kim narrows her eyes as she slides her hands against his muscular chest 
to his strong shoulders as she bounces and rocks on his nicely large and 
thick cock. "Ohhhh yeah John! Ohhhhh!"

While John Cena continues to ram his cock into Gail Kim's pussy, in the 
middle of the ring, Nancy O'Dell is underneath Maria Menounos as they flick 
their tongues against each other's pussy while Triple H squats behind Maria, 
pumping his sledgehammer like dick in and out of her ass. "Ahhhh... ahhh..." 
Triple H grunts as he fucks Maria's ass.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm..." Maria Menounos moans as she feels his shaft 
ramming deeply into her tight asshole, while she flicks her tongue against 
Nancy O'Dell's nicely wet and warm pussy. Nancy places her hands onto Maria's 
nicely curved hips as she slides her tongue against Maria's wet pussy and 
occasionally flicks her tongue against Triple H's shaft as he removes it from 
Maria's ass for a few moments before thrusting back inside.

"Ahhh shit... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Triple H groans as he resumes hammering 
Maria's tight asshole. The Game smirks as he watches Maria's head bobbing 
slightly as she eats Nancy's pussy.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Maria Menounos moans as she circles her tongue around 
inside of Nancy O'Dell's pussy as she rocks on top of her with Triple H 
sharply pumping his cock into her ass. Nancy slightly digs her fingernails 
into Maria's gorgeous as she feels her tongue against her own pussy, giving 
her encouragement to start thrusting her tongue into Maria's pussy.

As Triple H continues to hammer Maria's ass as she and Nancy eat each other's 
hot wet cunts, Kelly Kelly is sandwiched between Kofi Kingston and John Cena, 
with Cena in front of her fucking her pussy and Kofi behind her fucking her 
perfectly shaped ass. "Ahhh... mmmm..." John moans as Kelly wraps her legs 
around his waist as he pumps his cock into her pussy. 

"Mmm ohhh damn... " Kofi grits his teeth as he quickly thrusts his cock in 
and out of Kelly's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh!" Kelly Kelly cutely moans and bites down on 
her bottom lip as she rocks between John Cena and Kofi Kingston, feeling both 
of their large cocks working together as each thrust their cocks into her ass 
and pussy.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Kofi groans as he drives his cock swiftly in 
and out of Kelly's ass as she bounces between him and Cena. John Cena smirks 
at Kelly as he feels her pussy tightening gradually on his massive cock as he 
keeps thrusting his cock into her twat. Kelly leans her head back and closes 
her eyes as she grinds her tightening, wet pussy down on John's cock as he 
rapidly pumps his shaft up into her pussy, causing her to bounce on Kofi's 
black cock in her ass. John Cena and Kofi Kingston continue to tag team Kelly 
Kelly as she bounces faster between them. 

Meanwhile, Triple H is sitting against the northwest corner of the ring with 
Gail Kim bouncing up and down on his rock hard cock. "Mmmm ahhh shit... 
ahhh..." Triple H groans as he grabs Gail's ass with both hands as she 
bounces on his stiff tool. Gail Kim glances over her shoulder and grits her 
teeth as she rapidly bounces on his cock, feeling his sledgehammer-like cock 
deeply drilling her ass.

"Mmmm.... ahhh... awww..." Triple H leans back against the corner turnbuckles 
as he pushes up on Gail's ass as he raises his hips to ram his dick up into 
her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Gail Kim moans as she leans her head 
back as she sharply lowers on Triple H's cock inside of her tight asshole.

Triple H grits his teeth as Gail bounces harder on his cock as he slams it up 
into her asshole. 

Meanwhile, with an exhausted Kelly Kelly laying on the mat, Nancy O'Dell is 
bobbing her head on John Cena's throbbing massive cock while Maria Menounos 
is sucking Kofi's pulsating black shaft. "Mmmmm ahhh yea..." Kofi moans as 
Maria twists her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." The beautiful and elegant host of Access Hollywood, 
Nancy O'Dell, moans as she moves her blond haired head up and down on John 
Cena's rock hard, throbbing cock with her pouty lips brushing smoothly 
against his shaft. Meanwhile, Maria Menounos slaps her tongue playfully 
against Kofi Kingston's black shaft as she steadily works her brunette head 
of his cock.

"Mmmmm ohhh fuck Nancy..." John moans as Nancy swiftly bobs her head on his 
cock. 

"Ahhh shit... mmm... awww..." Kofi tilts his head back as he starts to cum 
inside of Maria's warm, wet and soothing mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Maria moans and turns her head on Kofi's black cock as she 
swallows his thick and warm load of cum, before lifting her head off of his 
cock and happily swallowing his cum.

"Mmmm... ahhhh damn..." John Cena groans as Nancy O'Dell keeps bobbing her 
head on his cock until he starts to erupt inside of her mouth.

Nancy O'Dell closes her eyes and gently pats her wet tongue against the 
bottom side of Cena's pulsating shaft as his warm cum unloads into her mouth. 
"Mmmmmmmm...." The RAW Guest Host moans as she tastes his cum.

"Aww..." John groans as Nancy lightly sucks on his cock until he's finished 
cumming. Meanwhile, Triple H is lifting Gail Kim off of his throbbing shaft 
after she passed out from riding him. The Game gets up to his feet and walks 
over towards Nancy and Maria just as they turn in his direction. 

"All right... I got two words for ya..." Triple H says as he starts to stroke 
his shaft. Menounos and Nancy O'Dell both turn their full attention to Triple 
H and glance up at him curiously as they watch him stroke his large, 
sledgehammer-like cock.

"Mmmm and those words are open wide..." Triple grunts as he rapidly pumps his 
right hand on his cock. Just as both gorgeous women open their mouths wide, 
The Game starts to shoot his cum and he jerks his cock back and forth trying 
to shoot his load into both of their mouths, but he ends up shooting most of 
his jizz onto their faces.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Maria Menounos moans as Triple H's cum lands into her mouth 
and onto her beautiful face, while Nancy O'Dell only receives cum dripping on 
her face. Nancy O'Dell laughs as she turns to look at Maria and the satisfied 
smile on her face. 

Nancy shakes her head "No far...I didn't get any in my mouth!" 

Maria Menounos laughs before she mischievously leans over and presses her 
sultry lips against the soft lips of Nancy O'Dell. Maria gently pushes her 
tongue to open Nancy's mouth and works some of Triple H's cum into her mouth 
as well.

"Now that's incredible..." Triple H smirks as he watches the Access Hollywood 
Host and Correspondent kiss and swap his cum. "So... who wins?" Triple H 
asks.

Nancy O'Dell and Maria Menounos break the kiss and both looks up at Triple H, 
licking her their luscious lips. Nancy O'Dell smirks as she takes a moment to 
glances around the ring to see John Cena, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim and Kofi 
Kingston have the appearance of sexual exhaustion. "Well Triple H...I believe 
we all won..." Nancy replies with a pleasant smile. 

Maria Menounos nods her head "Oh definitely! And Nanc...like I said 
earlier...hosting Monday Night RAW was going to be amazing!"

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