READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The Omega Chronicles Part 6: Memorable Weekend by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In the back of Shannon Moore's tattoo parlor 'Gas Chamber Ink' located on US Highway 1 South in Southern Pines, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy is sitting on a chair as he watches Shannon clean some part of a tattoo machine. "I got this invite to the NWA Fan Fest Weekend..." Jeff says as he leans back on the chair he's sitting on. "Really? Sweet... are you gonna go?" Shannon asks as he looks at Jeff. "Well if things go my way with the legal stuff goes the way it should, I might...." Jeff says with a shrug. "Fuck you should... lots of legends... not to mention plenty of babes..." Shannon grins. "How would you know? You're no legend... except in your own mind..." Jeff laughs. "Very funny... not..." Shannon laughs, "I had a match for the event back in 2005... took on Allen in a show stealing match..." Shannon says as he remembers the match he had with TNA's AJ Styles. "I don't have to think hard to ask who won that match..." Jeff laughs, "So what legends were there?" Shannon stops cleaning the tattoo machine and tilts his head back as he tries to think, "Let's see there was Bret Hart... Bobby Heenan... Stan Hansen... Missy Hyatt... Jimmy Cornette... Molly Holly... Ivory... Dick Slater... J.J. Dillon... The Midnight Express and the Rock and Roll Express..." "And everyone one of them should be in the WWE's Hall of Fame..." Jeff says. "Hey 'The Hitman' and 'The Brain' are in the WWE Hall of Fame..." Shannon laughs. "So you said there was some babes there... anything happened that you didn't bother to tell me about?" Jeff asks Shannon smirks, "Well... you know how the WWE tried to portray Nora as a 'self-righteous prude' who said she was 'pure and wholesome'?" Shannon asks. "Yeah I do..." Jeff nods his head before pausing, "What you're saying that wasn't true?" Jeff asks. "Nope... Nora has a bit of a naughty side..." Shannon grins. * * * On August 21, 2005 at the University Hilton in Charlotte, North Carolina, the day's activities for the first NWA Wrestling Fan Fest has ended and several of the young wrestlers and legends are mingling and having a good time telling stories and catching up on old times, Shannon Moore, wearing jeans, a white t-shirt and a black baseball cap, has finished his autograph session, and is talking with his former WCW co-worker, WWE Hall of Famer, legendary manager and broadcaster Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan. "You know, if you had a little more charisma or a really good manager, you could really go places... that match you had with that AJ kid, that was phenomenal..." Heenan says as he praises Shannon for the match he had earlier in the day with TNA's AJ Styles. "Thanks Bobby... hey I got a question... was the WWF really a zoo like you said at the Hall of Fame dinner last year?" Shannon asks. Bobby smiles, "Kid...we had 'Bulldogs'... a 'Snake'... a 'Birdman'... a 'Dragon'...a 'Superfly'.. a 'Red Rooster'...a 'Junk Yard Dog'... 'Young Stallions'... 'Killer Bees'... a 'Little Beaver'... George Steele... The Bushwhackers... not to mention people called me a 'Weasel' and my broadcast partner and best friend was a 'Gorilla'... of course it was a zoo!" Bobby Heenan says as he good-naturedly refers to the animal inspired nicknames and tag team names of some of the WWF's stars of the 1980s. "Oh.... I see..." Shannon smiles, "Man that must've been something else..." "No.. that little singing gimmick Jimmy Hart gave you and those ham and eggers was something else... something way out of parts unknown... I still don't know what Jimmy was thinking" Bobby Heenan says as he remembers Shannon's big WCW break as apart of 3 Count. "I'm not gonna complain about that... it got me on Nitro... and it got me to the WWE" Shannon laughs. Bobby pats Shannon's arm, "Good way to look at it... it was great seeing you again..." Bobby Heenan says before he walks away from Shannon to go talk with a few of the other Legends in attendance. "See ya Bobby..." Shannon says as Nora Greenwald, better known as Mona in WCW and Molly Holly in the WWE, approaches him. The brunette former Womens' Champion is wearing nicely fitting jeans, with a light green top with a loose fitting white blouse, and she taps Shannon on the shoulder to get his attention. Shannon turns and smiles, "Hey Nora... I've been looking for you..." Shannon says before he and Molly give each other a quick hug. Molly Holly laughs and places her hands onto her nicely shaped hips after breaking the hug with Shannon Moore. "Gee I didn't know I was that popular..." Molly says before shrugging and adding "A lot of people have told me that today." "That's cause everyone knows you're very huggable..." Shannon smiles, "How have you been?" Molly nods her head and smiles "Oh I've been good...how about you?" Molly asks before biting down on her bottom lip "I heard about your release...sorry to hear that..." "Thanks Nora..." Shannon says, "But there's nothing bad about being released... could lead to new opportunities..." Molly smiles and nods her head "That's right Shannon! Also think positive!" Molly says in a cute, upbeat tone. "Yup... and I'm positive that after working that match, I'm real hungry..." Shannon laughs a bit. Molly nods her head and laughs a bit "Food does sound good right about now...do you know any good places around here?" Molly asks. "There are a few places but most are closed on Sundays... we could go to my place, but that's like a two hour drive..." Shannon says. Molly laughs "Well I have an early flight tomorrow morning back to Minnesota...we could just grab some fast food and head back to my hotel room?" "An invitation to the room of Molly Holly... hmmm yeah that sounds like a real good idea to me," Shannon smiles. Molly raises an eyebrow and laughs "Easy there killer...remember I'm not that type of girl... Shannon smiles again, "And that's a real shame..." * * * An hour later up in Molly Holly's hotel room, Shannon and Molly are finishing up the food they picked up from the first fast food restaurant they found. "You know, every time I see your name come up, it's always with some sort of charity...." Shannon smiles. Molly nods her head and proudly smiles "Yeah it's my passion now...I started off doing charity for the Humane Society...now I'm currently involved with the Minnesota Teen Challenge...I really enjoy it..." "It's a good thing to do..." Shannon says before he smiles, "And I can't think of a better person to do charity work than you...", Molly raises an eyebrow and looks innocently at Shannon Moore. "Why's that?" Molly asks as she lean back on the hotel room bed, placing her hands behind her for support. "Because you are so darn nice...' Shannon answers. Molly laughs a bit and presses her pouty and sweetly moist lips together "I don't know about that..." Molly says in a joking tone. "Oh yeah? Name one thing you won't do for charity..." Shannon grins. Molly bites down on her bottom lip and looks down for moment in thought. "Well...I don't think I would jump into freezing water....that would be really cold!" Molly says with a laugh. Shannon laughs, "Hey all you would need is someone to warm ya up afterward... but I would pay to see you do a Polar Plunge..." Molly laughs and blushes a bit "I'm sure you'd pay me to do a lot of things Shannon..." Molly says with a cute shake of her head as she looks at Shannon. "Whoa.... did I hear that right?" Shannon asks as he moves on the bed to sit closer to Molly. Molly raises an eyebrow and shifts her body slightly "Hear what?" Molly asks in response. "You said I could pay you to do a lot of things..." Shannon grins as he teases Molly. Molly blushes and lowers her head as she laughs "I didn't mean it like that..." Shannon licks his lips, "Sure you didn't..." Shannon laughs a bit as he sees Molly blush even more as he teases her. Molly lifts her adorable and beautiful eyes to look up at Shannon. "I think you're trying something Shannon..." Molly says in a sweetly accusing tone. "Am I Nora?" Shannon asks with a smile as he leans a bit towards Molly. Molly lightly licks her lips and leans more to face Shannon Moore. Molly gently places her hands onto his shirt covered chest and looks innocently into her eyes. "I'll give you what you want Shannon...if you feel kind enough of to make a donation to my charity..." Shannon smiles and licks his lips, "Nora...I would make a big donation..." Shannon says as he nods his head. Molly bites down on her bottom lip as she starts to slightly move her hands against his t-shirt covered chest. "Do you promise?" "I promise..." Shannon nods his head as he places his right hand on Molly's left leg. Molly licks her lips as she starts to grab the material of Shannon's shirt in order to lift the shirt from his upper body, exposing his nicely toned and tanned chest. Shannon licks his lips as he raises his arms to allow Molly to completely lift off his shirt and he notices her checking out his upper body. "See something you like Nora?" Shannon asks as Molly tosses his shirt to the side. Molly laughs and nods her head "Oh yeah...absolutely perfect!" Molly says before she proceeds to lift her white blouse, followed by her green top underneath to expose her nicely perky and rounded tits. "Speaking of perfect..." Shannon licks his lips as he looks at Molly's perky round tits. Shannon unbuckles his belt and begins to unbutton his jeans as he keeps his eyes on Molly. Molly bites down on her bottom lip and blushes slightly as she starts to unbutton her own jeans and unzips them before pushing them down from her nicely rounded, juicy hips and down her stunningly smooth, tanned legs. "Nora you have a killer body..." Shannon comments as he pushes his jeans and his boxer shorts from his waist, exposing his legs and his long, thick and gradually hardening cock. Shannon kicks off his sneakers so that he can completely remove his jeans and boxer shorts. Molly Holly licks her lips as her beautiful eyes move to his exposed, hardening, long and thick cock as she removes her white panties to expose her smooth and moist pussy. Shannon smiles at Molly as he wraps his right hand around his cock and he slowly starts to stroke it. The blond haired former WWE Superstar takes his time moving his hand upward on his shaft as if to show off to Molly how long his shaft is. Molly turns slightly and sits on her knees as she moves close to Shannon Moore, placing her left hand just below his own hand as she starts to stroke his shaft with Shannon. "Mmmmm..." Shannon moans as Molly joins him and stroking his cock. Both Molly and Shannon move their hands up and down on his rock hard cock. Molly locks her sweet and beautiful eyes with Shannon as she moves her hand up his long shaft, following Shannon's hand before she lowers her head and slides her soft, wet tongue against the head of his impressive cock. "Mmmm..." Shannon moans again as Molly gently slides her tongue over the head of his cock as they both continue to stroke his shaft. Shannon extends his left arm to reach under Molly and he begins to smoothly rub her pussy with the fingers of his left hand. "Mmmmmmmmm...." Molly moans softly as she closes her eyes and lightly rocks on her knees against Shannon's hand as he rubs her pussy. Molly gently circles her wet tongue around the head of Shannon's cock before she opens her mouth and proceeds to swallow his upper shaft. "Ahhhhh mmmm..." Shannon moves his right hand away form his cock as Molly begins to slowly bob her head on his cock. Shannon leans back on the bed and continues to smoothly rub Molly's smoothly shaven pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...mmmm..." Molly Holly softly moans as she slaps her wet tongue around his thick and long shaft as she smoothly bobs her head up and down on his shaft, lathering her saliva all over. "Ohhhh fuck Nora..." Shannon moans as Molly keeps a smooth steady pace as she sucks on his cock while she slaps her tongue firmly against his big dick. Shannon turns his left hand a bit so that he's able to push two fingers into Molly's moist pussy. "Mmmmmmmm!" Molly moans and presses her lips tighter around Shannon's cock as she feels his two fingers begin to pump into her wettening pussy. Molly smoothly turns her head on Shannon's cock before lowering her head further down on his cock. "Ahhh... mmmm..." Shannon moans as he thrusts his two fingers in and out of Molly's pussy at the same pace she's using to bob her head on his cock. Shannon places his right hand on Molly's brown haired head and slides his fingers through her hair. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm" Molly moans as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace with her pouty lips brushing back and forth against Shannon's cock, while she continues to rock on her knees lightly against Shannon's fingers inside of her wet pussy. Shannon tilts his head back and he begins to wiggle his fingers inside of Molly's wet and warm pussy as she briskly bobs her head up and down on his shaft. "Mmmmmmm... ohhhhhhh...." Molly moans as she takes Shannon's cock deeper into her mouth as she slaps her tongue back and forth against his shaft, while Shannon pumps and wiggles his fingers in her pussy. "Awwww.... ohhh fuck.... ahhh..." Shannon moans loudly as Molly Holly slaps his cock with her tongue as she takes more of his shaft past her lips. Shannon speeds up the pace of how quickly he's pumping his fingers into Molly's pussy as she grinds herself against his left hand. Molly lifts her head off of Shannon Moore's cock and presses her lips together, spitting some saliva onto the head of his cock, which rolls off the head and down his shaft before Molly uses her soft tongue to follow the drips of saliva rolling down his cock. "Ohhh man Nora.... you're not as innocent as you act..." Shannon says with a smile as he watches Molly drag her tongue down the length of his shaft while he removes his fingers from her pussy. Molly lifts her sweet and beautiful eyes to look up at Shannon as she works her tongue smoothly back up Shannon's shaft before completely moving her head away from his cock. "Damn you're good..." Shannon licks his lips as he watches Molly licks her lips. Molly blushes cutely as she sits up on her knees and looks at Shannon Moore. "You really think so?" "Oh yeah... I'm kinda wondering where you learned to suck dick that like..." Shannon says. Molly Holly cutely places as she places her hands onto Shannon's chest, pushing him to lay down on the bed. "Oh....I've had some friends on the road teach me..." Molly replies before she moves to straddle Shannon Moore's body and smoothly lowers herself down onto his rock hard cock. "Mmmmmm good teachers...." Shannon groans as his cock enters Molly Holly's tight, warm and wet pussy after she mounts him. "I'll have to thank them..." Molly replies with a laugh as she places her hands down onto his tanned and toned chest while she begins to rock back and forth on his cock, smoothly grinding her pussy on his shaft. "Ahhhh mmmm..." Shannon moans as Molly rocks back and forth on his cock. The blond haired, well hung stud raises his hands and places them on Molly's waist as he starts to thrust his cock upward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh Shannon..." Molly moans and closes her eyes as she starts to bounce on his shaft, as he uses his hips to thrust his cock up into her pussy. "Awww.... ahhhh..." Shannon Moore licks his lips as he smoothly thrusts his cock up into Molly's pussy as she bounces up and down on his dick. Molly lightly grits her teeth as she rocks back and forth on Shannon's cock, grinding her wet and tight pussy against his shaft. "Ohhhhhh Shannon... ohhhhh..." "Mmmmm ahhhh ohhh yeah... mmmm..." Shannon grunts as he moves his hands behind Molly and he grabs her ass cheeks while she keeps rocking and bouncing on his upward thrusting dick. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh Shannon...ohhhhh..." Molly moans, starting to breath heavily as she rocks back and forth on his cock, bouncing as he thrusts upward. Shannon grits his teeth as Molly slams herself down on his large cock. The blond haired stud squeezes Molly's ass cheeks each times she rises up on his cock, resulting in her dropping down harder on his dick. "Ohhhhhhhh!" Molly moans louder as she feels Shannon's cock ramming deeper inside of her pussy as she continues to bounce at a smooth, quick pace. Shannon brings his hands back to Molly's waist and turns over so that he's on top of the former WCW and WWE Diva. Once on top, Shannon waits for Molly to wrap her legs around his waist before he resumes pumping his cock into her tight pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Molly moans softly as she closes her eyes and leans her head back against the bed as she moves gently against Shannon Moore as he starts to pump his cock deeply into her pussy as he is now on top of her. "Ahhhh.... awww...." Shannon grunts as he thrusts his cock smoothly in and out of Molly's pussy. Shannon places his hands near Molly's round tits that bounce slightly each time he thrusts his cock deeply into her. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Molly moans, breathing heavy, as sweat starts to drip on her tanned and nicely curved body as she moves against Shannon. "Mmmmm fuck.... awww..." Shannon Moore moans as he quickens the pace of his thrusts as he drills Molly's hot wet pussy as she pushes against him. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh Shannon..." Molly moans as she places her hands onto his arms and begins to rocks at quicker pace underneath Shannon, feeling his entire cock ramming deeply inside of her pussy. "Ahhhh.... awww mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Shannon moans as he pumps every inch of his cock into Molly's pussy. Shannon's large ballsack smacks loudly against Molly's smooth skin with each of his thrusts. When Molly unwraps her legs from his waist, Shannon slows down and pulls his thick long dick out of her pussy. Molly opens her eyes and licks her lips as she looks up at Shannon Moore. "Mmmmmm Shannon you're incredible..." Molly says with a soft moan before she turns onto her stomach and lifts herself onto her hands and knees. "Same could be said about you Nora..." Shannon replies as he looks at Molly's juicy round ass and pauses for a moment. Molly glances over her shoulder and smirks back at Shannon. "Is there a problem?" Molly asks with a laugh as she sways her juicy ass back and forth. Shannon smirks, "Nope... just admiring the view..." Shannon says he spreads Molly's ass cheeks apart in order to guide his cock into her tight asshole. "Ohhhhhhhhh......" Molly deeply groans and closes her eyes as she feels her asshole immediately begin to stretch as Shannon slowly works his large cock into her juicy ass. "Ahhhh shit..." Shannon groans as he slowly pushes his cock further into Molly's ass before he begins to pump it in and out of her. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm ohhhh..." Molly moans as she starts slowly rock back and forth on her knees, feeling Shannon's cock begin to smoothly thrust into her ass. "Ahhhh... ohhh man..." Shannon moans as he keeps a steady pace as he fucks Molly's large, juicy ass. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Molly moans as she lowers her head to the bed as she rocks back at quicker pace on her knees with her juicy and rounded ass smacking against his toned waist. "Ahhh... mmmm... awww..." Shannon licks his lips as he thrusts his cock at a quickening pace into Molly's ass as her asshole stretches enough to allow him too. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmmm..." Molly moans and leans her head back as sweat drips down her face, while she gently grinds back against his cock, feeling him entering her quicker and deeper. "Ahhh... mmmm fuck... awww..." Shannon Moore moans as sweat drips down his body as his cock begins to throb inside of Molly's asshole. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Shannon..." Molly moans as she firmly pushes back against his cock, causing him to entirely enter her ass. Shannon grits his teeth and titls his head back as his cock begins to erupt with warm cum inside of Molly's asshole. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Molly Holly moans and closes her eyes as her asshole immediately tightens around his shaft, feeling his warm cum flooding her. "Ahhhh.... mmmmm.... awww...." Shannon groans as he holds his cock inside of Molly's ass as he fills her with his warm spunk. Molly glances over her shoulder and licks her lips as she lightly rocks back on her knees against his cock that remains inside of her ass. "So.... ahhh I'm gonna make a big donation..." Shannon grins at Molly as she rocks back against him. Molly laughs cutely "You better..." -END-