READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The OMEGA Chronicles Chapter 1: Charismatic Lust by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At Orlando, Florida's Universal Studios Soundstage 21, former WWE Superstars and long time friends Shannon Moore and Jeff Hardy are watching the chaos that is happening as the staff of TNA Wrestling prepares for their first ever live Monday night broadcast. Jeff looks at Shannon and says, "What the fuck was I thinking coming back here?" Shannon looks at Jeff and laughs slightly, "Well you were kinda pissed about that little promo that Phil cut on you after you got arrested and this may help me land a gig here even if you don't stick around..." "Oh right..." Jeff says as he goes back to watching the madness, "Did you see the sheet for tonight? It's all about Hogan and his buddies..." Shannon nods his head, "Yeah... really fucking stupid if you ask me... and there's going to be a DQ finish for a match that has no rules except escape the cage..." Shannon pauses as he sees something out of the corner of his eye, "Hey Jeff... check it out... it's Christy..." Shannon says as he points over towards the soda machines. Jeff looks where Shannon is looking and grins, "Okay she's probably the only good reason to be here... at least tonight won't be a total waste... we could get wasted with her afterward..." Shannon laughs, "Yeah... kinda like that time when she was trying to sign with TNA a few years ago before I signed back with the WWE... what was that... like early 2006?" "Something like that... think it was after a pay-per-view or something..." Jeff says. **Four Years Earlier...** On March 12, 2006, TNA Wrestling has just completed airing their Destination X pay-per-view, and suspended star Jeff Hardy, wearing baggy jeans, a black hooded jacket and a t-shirt, is waiting for Shannon Moore outside of Soundstage 21. As Jeff leans against Shannon's rental car, Shannon, wearing jeans and a tank top, comes out of the building with his travel bags and former WWE Diva Christy Hemme walking besides him. "Man wait till you meet Jeff... he's great..." Shannon says to the redheaded 2004 WWE Diva Search winner. Christy Hemme, dressed in a pair of tight fitting jeans and a tight black tank top, smiles excitedly as she glances at Shannon Moore. "I can't wait! I've heard so many fucking awesome things about him!" Christy replies as she tosses her fiery red hair back. "And they are all true..." Shannon grins as he walks with Christy Hemme over to his rental car. Jeff steps away from the rental car when he sees Shannon, "About time Shannon... you were jerking the curtain and you're still the last one out?" Jeff says with a laugh. Shannon smirks, "Hey at least I was on the show Mr. Suspension..." Shannon says before he looks at Christy, "Christy... this is Jeff..." Shannon says as he introduces the fiery redhead to his rainbow haired friend. Christy Hemme presses her pouty and seductively luscious lips together as she mischievously looks at Jeff Hardy "Jeff...its such a pleasure to meet you... I've heard so much about you!" Christy Hemme says with a laugh. Jeff Hardy smirks slightly as he looks at the former WWE Diva, "And depending on what you're heard it's all true.... otherwise I deny it..." Jeff says as he checks Christy out before he looks at Shannon. "You banging her?" Jeff asks. Shannon laughs a bit, "Maybe...." Shannon laughs. Christy raises an eyebrow and smirks at Shannon Moore, before looking at Jeff Hardy "We aren't now...but we have before..." Christy says as she smacks Shannon on the back firmly "Isn't that right, Shan?" Christy says, before rolling her eyes slightly "Shannon has moved onto a new type of pussy..." Christy replies, giving Shannon a seductive glare. Shannon smiles at Christy, "As if you haven't moved onto a new type of dick..." Shannon replies before adding, "Cause I know mine was too big for you to handle..." "Please!" Christy replies with a laugh and shakes her red haired head, "Besides...your new pussy that you have would fuck anything with a penis...even you!" Christy replies with a laugh, before folding her arms against her large tank top covered chest. "So...what do you guys got planned for tonight?" Christy asks with a raised eyebrow and smile. "Well we were gonna go find some club to hang out at..." Shannon says. "Yeah but this is fucking Orlando... on a Sunday night...nothing good is gonna be open..." Jeff laughs. "So we'll find some place..." Shannon grins. Christy nods her head and smirks at Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore "Oh...so just a guys night out?" "Nope... we're gonna be looking for a couple of hot babes that will smoke all of Jeff's stash..." Shannon Moore licks his lips. "Although I don't think we have to look that hard to find one..." Jeff grins as he resumes to check out Christy. Christy presses her seductively pouty and moist lips together "Now that sounds like a fuckin' awesome time to me!" "Good thing I brought a lot from home..." Jeff Hardy laughs. "So lets skip the clubs and go back to my place..." Shannon suggests. Christy smiles excitedly and slyly looks at Shannon Moore "Is that an invitation, Shannon?" Shannon smirks as he reaches behind Christy and grabs her ass, "What do you think?" "Oh!" Christy Hemme seductively screams in surprise as she feels Shannon grabbing her nicely toned ass conceal within her tight fitting jeans "I say....let's get this party started..." * * * Later in the night at Shannon Moore's hotel room, Shannon is sitting on the bed smoking on a joint, Jeff is sitting against the bed rolling a joint, while Christy is lighting one up. "Damn Jeff this is some good shit..." Shannon says. Christy lifts the joint up to her pouty lips after lighting it and takes a short blow on the joint, before exhaling some smoke. "Mmmmmm...man this is fuckin awesome!" Christy says with a laugh as she sits on the bed on her knees. "Glad you like it... grew the weed myself..." Jeff Hardy laughs as he lights up the joint he just rolled. Shannon smirks, "You should've brought the other stuff Jeff..." Shannon says before he takes a puff of his joint. "Hey that's only for when were at my place... don't want to get busted with that..." Jeff laughs before he takes a puff of his joint. Christy closes her eyes as she raises the joint once again to her lips and presses her soft lips around the joint, before taking another puff and blowing smoke out of her mouth. Shannon licks his lips as he watches Christy smoke the joint, "Damn.... that's hot..." Shannon says. Jeff looks up at Christy and watches her as she presses her lips together, "You seem to know how to blow Christy..." Jeff grins as he smokes his joint. Christy opens her seductive eyes, which already appear to have intoxicated haze over them. "Mmmmmm...oh...Shannon could tell you all about that..." Christy says with a groan and a laugh as she takes another puff from the joint. "Really?" Jeff smirks. "Oh yeah.... Christy is a hot cock sucker..." Shannon Moore says as he takes another puff of his joint. Christy licks her lips and nods her fiery red haired head as she smirks slyly at Jeff Hardy "You heard him Jeff....I can suck dick all night long...." Christy replies with a laugh before she raises the joint, taking another puff. Shannon licks his lips, "I bet he won't believe you.... until he sees you do it..." Shannon says as he dabs the joint he has into an ashtray to put it out. Shannon takes off his tank top revealing his entire tanned, toned and tattooed upper body. Christy Hemme turns her head to look at Jeff Hardy and raises an eyebrow with a smirk on her face "Is that true, Jeff?" Christy Hemme before taking yet another puff from the joint, pressing her lips seductively together, blowing the sweetly intoxicating smoke from her mouth. Jeff smirks, "I like to see things in order to believe them..." Jeff says while he sees that Shannon unbuckling his belt and undoing his jeans. Christy licks her lips and seductively glances over at Shannon Moore before she carelessly tosses her joint onto the bed and crawls slyly on the bed toward Shannon Moore as he lowers his jeans from his muscular, tanned waist. Shannon licks his lips as he pulls his legs out of his jeans and his long, thick cock lays between his legs. Christy moves and positions herself between Shannon's legs as he remains sitting comfortably on the bed. The feisty former WWE Diva places her left hand around the base of his cock, lowering her fiery red haired head slightly and spits some of her saliva onto his cock before she begins to move her hand on his shaft. "Mmmmm..." Shannon licks his lips as Christy eagerly moves her left hand up and down on his cock as she spits some more saliva onto his cock. Christy slyly licks her perfectly white teeth as she moves her hand rapidly, but smoothly up and down on his shaft, feeling it slightly twitch against the palm of her hand. "Mmmm... how about wrapping those lips around that dick..." Shannon grins. Jeff stands up from the floor and continues to smoke his joint as he watches Christy stroke Shannon's long meaty shaft. Christy slyly raises an eyebrow and smirks at Shannon before she lowers her red haired head and opens her mouth, eagerly taking his impressive shaft into her mouth. Christy wraps her moist and pouty lips around Shannon's thick cock and begins to smoothly bob her head on his cock, while lightly rocking on her knees between his sprawled out legs. "Ahhhh yeah.... mmmmm..." Shannon leans back on the bed as Christy Hemme lifts and lowers her head on his rock hard cock while Jeff Hardy starts to get undressed. Christy seductively glares up at Shannon Moore as she moves her head up and down on his cock, rubbing her moist and pouty lips against his shaft, working her tongue against his cock while she sucks him expertly. "Ohhhh yeah.... suck it Christy... yeah..." Shannon licks his lips as Christy smacks her tongue against his shaft while she eagerly sucks his dick. "Mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm...." Christy Hemme lustfully moans as she slaps her tongue against Shannon's thick cock, while wetting his cock with her soothing saliva. Christy turns her head on Shannon's cock as she lowers her head, deeply and impressively swallowing his entire cock with her highly talented mouth. Jeff finishes smoking his joint as he steps out of his baggy jeans, "Damn.... she sucks dick like Amy..." Jeff laughs as he stands next to the bed completely naked. "Mmmmmm fuck.... yes she does.... ohhh god damn Christy..." Shannon moans as Christy deep throats his entire shaft. Christy places both of her hands down onto Shannon's tanned and muscular legs as she rapidly bobs her red haired head up and down on his cock, deeply sucking on his cock and slobbering her saliva all over his shaft. "Hey redhead... how about sucking on this dick..." Jeff grins as he starts to stroke his hardening cock as Christy tosses her hair back while she sucks and slurps on Shannon's shaft. Christy Hemme slowly lifts her head from Shannon's cock, her pouty lips rubbing against his shaft as she lifts her head completely and seductively kisses the head of his impressive cock before she turns on her knees slightly to face Jeff Hardy "Did you say something?" Christy asks with a sly smirk as she leans forward. "Yeah I asked you to suck my dick..." Jeff Hardy says as the smoking hot redhead pulls off her tight black tank top to expose her large juicy round tits. Christy slyly glances up at Jeff Hardy after tossing her tank top over her shoulder, before she extends her right hand and places her hand around his meaty, hardened cock. Christy pulls Jeff's cock towards her mouth and slides her wet tongue out of her mouth, beginning to trail her tongue teasingly down his long shaft. "Mmmmm..." Jeff Hardy licks his lips as he feels Christy's tongue against his shaft. Shannon Moore sits on his knees and kneels behind Christy so that he can reach around her to unbutton her jeans. Christy closes her sultry eyes as she slaps her tongue seductively against Jeff's cock, dragging her wet tongue up and down his long shaft. "Mmmmmmmm...." Christy moans as she moves her tongue up his long shaft to the swollen head before she opens her mouth and proceeds to hungrily swallow his cock. Jeff places his right hand on Christy's head as she begins to bob her head eagerly up and down on his cock. Shannon grits his teeth as he tugs on Christy's jeans, pulling them from her waist and down her legs. "Mmmmmmmmm...." Christy seductively moans around Jeff's cock, trapped inside of her sultry mouth, before she smirks around his shaft as she feels the cool air of the hotel room against her bare, tanned and juicy ass. Christy wraps her lips perfectly around Jeff's cock, not too loose and not too tight, as she moves her head, smoothly sucking on his shaft. "Mmmm yeah suck it.... ahhh..." Jeff moans as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of Christy's mouth. Shannon licks his lips as he finishes removing Christy's jeans. The blond haired wrestler smirks as he grabs Christy's ass cheeks, spreads them apart and lowers his head to push his tongue into Christy's asshole. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Christy groans as she feels Shannon's wet tongue entering her asshole, causing her to bob her head at a quicker pace on Jeff's cock as she perfectly sucks on his shaft, nicely coating it with her soothing saliva. "Mmmmm... mmm..." Shannon moans as he starts to dart his tongue in and out of Christy's asshole. Jeff licks his lips as Christy Hemme takes more of his cock into her mouth. Christy lifts her sultry eyes and looks seductively up at Jeff Hardy as she smoothly and lustfully bobs her head on his cock, while she lightly rocks back on her knees, pressing her stunning ass back against Shannon's face as he works his tongue against her asshole. "Ohhh yeah.... suck that fucking cock..." Jeff groans as he looks down at the redhead as she sucks and slurps on his shaft. Shannon bobs his head as he tongue-fucks Christy's tight ass while she pushes back against his face. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Christy Hemme lustfully moans as she slurps and sucks on Jeff's cock, taking him deeper into her highly talented mouth, while Shannon Moore works her asshole with his skilled tongue. "Ohhh fuck you're a cock hungry slut Christy..." Jeff Hardy grins as Christy smirks as she deep throats his entire shaft. Shannon lifts his head up from Christy's head and licks his lips, "I just love sticking my tongue up her ass..." Shannon smirks. Christy slides her wet tongue against Jeff's long shaft before she lifts her head off of his cock and licks her pouty, sultry lips. Christy glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks back at Shannon Moore. "I hope you didn't forget that I loved doing that to you as well..." Shannon smirks, "I'm hurt Christy... you think I would forget that?" Shannon asks as he scoots back on the bed while Jeff climbs onto the bed. "Well whatever it is you two like to do... I want my dick inside of Christy's snatch..." Jeff says as he lays down on the bed. Christy Hemme slyly smirks at Jeff Hardy "That's perfectly fine with me..." Christy replies as she turns with her back facing Jeff and lifts herself up, before moving back and gently lowering herself down onto his cock, with Jeff's help to make sure his cock easily goes into her tight pussy. "Mmmmm fuck...." Jeff moans as he holds the base of his cock with his right hand while he uses his left hand to help guide Christy down on his shaft. Shannon licks his lips as he moves to kneel in front of Christy Hemme with his back towards her. Shannon then proceeds to lean forward, while raising his ass up towards Christy's face. Christy presses her pouty and sultry lips together before she leans forward and places her hands onto Shannon's toned and tanned ass cheeks before she spreads his ass cheeks apart and leans her fiery red haired head in toward his ass as she begins to slap her wet tongue against the entrance of his tight asshole. Christy starts to grind her sultry body down on Jeff's cock as he holds onto her curved hips while pumping his shaft upward. "Mmmmm ahhh...." Jeff Hardy moans as he places both of his hands on Christy's lower back as he pushes his cock up into her pussy. Shannon licks his lips as he lays his head on the bed and he reaches back with both hands to hold his ass cheeks apart as Christy works her tongue against his asshole. "Mmmmmmmm...." Christy Hemme slyly moans as she drags her wet tongue down Shannon's smooth ass crack, before working her tongue back up toward his asshole. Christy closes her eyes as she rocks back on Jeff Hardy's cock, feeling his cock pumping up into her pussy. "Yeah Christy.... lick that ass..." Shannon moans as he feels Christy's tongue against his asshole while she reaches between his legs to grab hold of his cock. Jeff licks his lips as he pumps his large cock upward into Christy's wet pussy as she rides his shaft. Christy blindly moves her left hand against Shannon Moore's long and thick shaft, occasionally rubbing her hand against his large ballsack as she teasingly works her feisty tongue into his tight asshole. "Ahhhh... mmmm yeah.... ahhh..." Jeff moans as he thrusts his cock up into Christy's cunt as she grinds herself on his dick. Shannon pushes back against Christy's face as she pushes her tongue deeper into her asshole while she tugs on his long hard dick. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Christy Hemme moans as she slides her wet tongue completely into Shannon's asshole and begins to thrust her tongue against his asshole, while she rocks back on Jeff's cock, feeling him deeply pumping his cock upward. Jeff moves his hands to Christy's thighs as she bounces on his upward thrusting cock. Shannon lifts his head off the bed as Christy fucks his asshole with her tongue. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm" Christy moans as she thrusts her tongue deeply in and out of Shannon Moore's tight asshole as she rocks back and forth on Jeff's cock. "Mmmmm shit... ahhh..." Shannon moans as Christy Hemme pushes her face against his ass while she circles her tongue around inside of ass. Jeff licks his lips as he thrusts his shaft up into Christy's pussy while she lifts her head up from Shannon's ass. Christy Hemme smirks as she glances down at Shannon's nicely toned, tanned ass that is mildly covered with her saliva. Christy grits her teeth and tosses her red haired head back as she rocks back on Jeff's cock, before she raises her left hand and playfully smacks her hand against Shannon's ass. Shannon looks back at Christy and smirks as he turns around, "Hey.. gonna have to fuck your ass for that..." Shannon says with a laugh. "Not before me..." Jeff says as he moves his hands to Christy's hips and he lifts her up off of his cock and pushes her forward slightly before pulling her down onto his cock that pushes into her asshole. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck Jeff...." Christy Hemme and closes her eyes before leans back and places her hands down onto his hair covered, toned chest and begins to bounce as Jeff thrusts his cock up into her tight, sultry ass. "Mmmmm fuck... that's a tight ass..." Jeff groans as he firmly thrusts his cock up into Christy's asshole. Shannon smirks, "Fucking asshole... I was gonna drill her ass..." Shannon says as he scoots between Christy's now spread legs and firmly pushes his long, thick cock into Christy's wet cunt. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhh boys...don't argue..." Christy Hemme groans and hooks her stunningly smooth and tanned legs around Shannon's waist as she starts to rock against his cock, while moving swiftly on Jeff's cock inside of her ass. "Mmmmm who's arguing..." Shannon smirks as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of Christy's snatch. Jeff closes his eyes as he moves on the bed while he pumps his cock up into Christy's ass. Christy leans her head back as sweat starts to coat her sultry, tanned body as she moves between Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore, feeling both cocks deeply ramming into her pussy and ass. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck..." "Ahhh.... ohhh fuck... mmmm..." Jeff moans as Christy's ass smacks down on his waist as she bounces on his dick. Shannon leans back and places his hands on the bed while he thrusts his hips forward as he plows his cock swiftly into Christy's cunt. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck" Christy moans as she rocks against Shannon's cock as he deeply hammers her pussy, while causing her to sharply bounce on Jeff's cock. "Ohhh fuck yeah... mmmm ahhh shit..." Shannon groans as he swiftly thrusts his cock into Christy's wet pussy. Jeff starts to sit up on the bed and he places his arms behind himself on the mattress as Christy bounces between him and Shannon. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah....mmmmm!" Christy Hemme loudly moans as sweat drips from her stunning body as the former WWE Diva grinds between Shannon and Jeff. "Mmmm fuck.... ahhh... awww..." Jeff Hardy grunts as Christy continues to bounce on his upward thrusting cock. Christy unwraps her legs from Shannon's waist, allowing him to pull out of her pussy. Shannon wipes some sweat from his face and then pulls Christy off Jeff's cock. Christy narrows her eyes and seductively looks at Shannon Moore as he helps her off of Jeff's cock. Christy leans forward and lustfully slides her tongue against Shannon's lips. Shannon parts his lips and begins to slide his tongue against Christy's tongue before he turns her around to lay her on her right side. Shannon lays behind her, lifts her left leg up and pushes his cock into her asshole. Christy bites down on her bottom lip and groans as she feels Shannon's thick cock entering her tight asshole behind, before he starts to rapidly drill his cock into her tight ass. "Mmmmm ahhh..." Shannon groans as he gradually builds momentum as he fucks Christy's ass. Jeff Hardy turns onto his side in front of Christy and smirks at her as he pushes his cock into her wet cunt. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Jeff....you fuck that pussy..." Christy moans as Jeff's thrusts into her pussy cause her to push and grind back against Shannon's cock inside of her ass. "Mmmm.... ahhh... shit..." Jeff licks his lips as he drives his cock deeply into Christy's pussy while she's sandwiched between himself and Shannon. Shannon places his left hand on Christy's hip as he slams his cock all the way into her asshole. "Ohhhhhhhh.....ohhhh yeah...ohhhhh!" Christy Hemme moans loudly as her red hair is now damp with sweat as she grinds her incredibly hot body between Jeff and Shannon as they sandwich fuck her pussy and ass. "Ahhhh.... ahhh... awww..." Shannon licks his teeth as he swiftly drives his cock into Christy's asshole. His and Jeff's bodies are completely covered with sweat, and the moisture causes their skin to sting when they hit against Christy's sweat coated body. "Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh" Christy moans loudly, loving every minute of Jeff and Shannon fucking her ass and pussy as she is tightly sandwiched between the two long-time friends "Ohhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ahhh shit..." Jeff grits his teeth as he pounds Christy's pussy with quick, hard and deep thrusts as he and Shannon press their bodies firmly against the petite redhead. Christy leans her head back against Shannon and tightly grits her teeth as her pussy tightens around Jeff's cock and she soon begins to rapidly cum on his thrusting cock. "Ohhhh ahhh... mmm fuck... ahhh damn..." Shannon moans as his cock begins to throb inside of Christy's asshole as he relentlessly fucks her ass. "Ahhh ahhh..." Jeff smirks and tosses his long hair back as he feels Christy cumming on his cock as it starts to pulsate. Christy lustfully grinds her body between Jeff and Shannon, as both cocks deeply ram into her body, equally thrusting at the same speed and intensity. "Mmmm fuck... ahhh shit..." Shannon groans as he pulls his cock out of Christy's asshole before Jeff pulls out of her soaking wet snatch. Christy slyly raises an eyebrow and hungrily licks her lips before she sits up on the bed, on her knees, while Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore proceed to stand onto the bed with their throbbing cocks. "Know what's coming?" Jeff asks Christy as he starts to stroke his cock while balancing himself on the bed. "Oh she knows who's cumming..." Shannon laughs as he begins to jerk himself off as he looks down at the sweat covered redhead. "Mmmmmmm....I love cum...." Christy groans and hungrily licks her lips as she keeps her seductive eyes locked with Shannon and Jeff as they both stroke their noticeably throbbing cocks. "Ahhh shit.... mmmm..." Jeff groans as he starts to cum, shooting his warm jizz onto the right side of Christy's face. "Ohhhh damn... ahhh..." Shannon grits his teeth as he starts to unload his warm sticky load onto the left side of Christy's face as she starts to try to catch his and Jeff's loads. "Mmmmmmmm..." Christy moans as she holds her mouth opened, gradually catching some of Jeff and Shannon's loads of cum, while the remaining bursts splatter upon her sweat-coated face. "Mmmmm shit.... ahhh..." Jeff moans as he strokes his cock until he's completely spent. Shannon finishes cumming a few moments later. Christy Hemme licks her lips after she swallows the load of cum inside of her mouth, before looking up at Shannon and Jeff with a smirk on her face, with both of their cum splattered on her face. "Fuck! I need a towel!" "What for.... don't know you that jizz is good for the skin?" Jeff Hardy says with a laugh as the hotel room's phone starts to ring. Shannon gets off the bed and answers it, "Hello.... oh.... ok... we're sorry...." Shannon says before he hangs up the phone. Christy raises an eyebrow and looks at Shannon "Who the fuck was that?" Shannon laughs before he looks at Christy and Jeff, "That was the hotel manager... she asks that we keep the noise down..." Christy rolls her eyes "She must not know how to have a fun time..." Jeff looks at Christy and smirks, "You look like the type of chick who can get really loud if she wants to..." "Oh you bet I can...." Christy says with a laugh. "Then let's really make some noise..." Jeff grins. -END-