READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, 
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened 
and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! 
 
Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The Other Hot Guy
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following an interview to promote the upcoming film The Other Guys on the 
August 2, 2010 edition of RAW, a perplexed Mark Wahlberg is sitting on an 
'actor's chair', wearing a gray polo shirt and gray jeans. A few minutes ago, 
Brie and Nikki Bella, wearing matching red and black one-piece dresses, 
approached his co-star Will Ferrell to go out with him even as Will has 
called them 'average looking women' and basically blow them off, however the 
Bella Twins still followed Will off the interview set. "That was...odd..." 
Mark says to himself, as a female production assistant approaches him.

"Um excuse me Mark... we need to start packing up the interview set..." The 
production assistant says. 

Mark glances up, "Hey how's it going?"

"Ummm good..." The production assistant replies.

"I like what you guys did with this set up it's really great..." Mark says as 
he nods his head.

"Okay... thanks..." The production assistant replies while being confused.

"So you're a part of the crew right? What's that all about?" Mark asks.

"Um well I just help keeps things on track..." The production assistant 
replies as she doesn't completely know how to reply to the rapper turned 
actor.

"Ok... well it was great to meet you... say hi to your mother for me..." Mark 
Wahlberg replies as he looks back down to ponder what happened with the 
Bellas.

"Ummmm I'll come back later..." The production assistant replies before she 
slowly turns to walk away and she walks past the Bella Twins who are heading 
back to the interview set where Mark is sitting with pouts on their faces.

"I can't believe that Will said that to us...." Nikki says as she leads her 
twin sister Brie back into the interview set. 

"I know...." Brie cutely pouts and presses her lips together. "Will is so hot 
too! I thought he really wanted us..."

Mark glances up as he overhears the two gorgeous WWE Divas' conversation, 
"Hmmm possible rebound..." Mark says as he sees the Bella Twins stepping back 
onto the interview set.

Brie and Nikki both come to stand near Mark Wahlberg and both twin sisters 
look over at the famed actor. "Hey Mark...." Brie and Nikki identically say 
at the same time.

"Oh hey... I thought you two were leaving with Will..." Mark says with a 
slight smile.

Nikki narrows her eyes slightly and sighs "We were...but when Brie and I took 
are clothes off, Will said that were disgusting! Can you believe that? Us, 
disgusting! He said that we are the fattest girls he's ever seen!" Nikki says 
as she unhappily folds her arms against her chest. 

"Yeah! And he said that he has seen pieces of shit that look better than 
Nikki and I!" Brie replies with a nod of her head to confirm what Nikki just 
said. "And it's a real shame too, because Nikki and I were really horny..."

Mark raises both eyebrows, "Well you know I can help with that..." Mark says.

Brie and Nikki Bella both turn to look at Mark Wahlberg with their eyebrows 
individually raised. "You?" Brie and Nikki identically reply. 

Nikki shakes her head in refusal "No way...I mean...you're not as hot as 
Will..." 

Brie Bella bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks at Wahlberg. 
"Nikki he isn't as hot as Will....but he is cute..."

"Trust me... I can make you forget about Will Ferrell..." Mark adds with a 
smile.

Brie Bella excitedly smiles "You really can!?" Brie asks as she takes a step 
forward toward Mark Wahlberg. 

Nikki smirks slightly and licks her lips. "I think we may just give you a try 
after all..."

Mark Wahlberg stands up from his seat and licks his lips, "You'll really like 
the good vibrations and sweet sensations I can make you feel..." Mark says as 
he references his huge number one hit song 'Good Vibrations'.

Nikki Bella raises an eyebrow and smirks as she steps around behind Mark 
Wahlberg as he stands. "We'll just have to see about that..." Nikki says. 
Brie Bella moves to kneel down in front of Mark Wahlberg as she raises her 
hands and starts to unbuckle his belt before she pulls the belt from the 
loops of his gray jeans.

"Yes you will..." Mark says as Nikki starts to lift up his shirt, revealing 
Mark's famous hard abs and chest. Mark lifts his arms up so that Nikki can 
take off his shirt while Brie has undone his jeans and is pulling them down 
from his gorgeous waist, revealing a pair of perfectly fitting Calvin Klein 
briefs that hugs nicely against his hardening cock. Brie Bella innocently 
looks up at Mark as she licks her lips and places her right hand onto the 
nicely large and hardening cock which bulges underneath his briefs. Brie 
leans her head forward and drags her tongue against the material of the 
briefs. Nikki, meanwhile, steps out from behind him and places her hands onto 
his rock hard abs and chest, feeling his muscles with her hands as she leans 
forward and kisses his lips, flicking her tongue against his firm lips.

"Mmmm..." Mark moans as he returns Nikki's kiss. He parts his lips and flicks 
his tongue against Nikki's tongue as Brie slowly drags her tongue against the 
briefs covered cock. Nikki moves both of her hands up to his muscular chest 
as she closes her eyes and deepens the kiss, sliding her tongue into his 
mouth, playfully slapping her tongue against his tongue. Brie cutely laughs 
as she places her hands onto the waist line of his briefs and proceeds to 
lower his briefs, causing his cock to fall out and hit against her wet 
tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Mark moans as he circles Nikki's tongue with his own as he places 
one hand on her waist as Brie Bella gets an up close look of his 'Funky 
Bunch' as his cock rests on her wet tongue as she lowers his briefs down his 
legs. Brie guides Mark Wahlberg's briefs down to his feet as she gently 
slides her tongue against his fully hard shaft, placing her hands onto his 
muscular waist, as she guides her tongue toward the head of his cock.

"Mmm ahhh..." Mark moans as Nikki breaks the kiss with him as Brie slides her 
soft wet tongue around the head of his cock. Nikki smirks slyly at Mark 
Wahlberg as she playfully moves her fingers against his muscular chest down 
to his muscular abs and stomach, feeling each indent of his muscles. Brie 
closes her eyes as she gently taps her wet tongue against the large head of 
his cock and proceeds to open her mouth, taking him into her mouth.

"Ohhh yeah Brie..." Mark moans as the sweet Bella Twin begins to bob her head 
on his on his large, meaty and rock hard cock while Nikki flicks her tongue 
against his near perfect abs. Brie Bella gently presses her soft and pouty 
lips around Mark's shaft and smoothly begins to bob her head, rocking her 
head back and forth, wetting his cock with her soothing saliva. Meanwhile, 
Nikki Bella steps way from Mark Wahlberg and proceeds to step behind him. The 
mischievous Bella Twin kneels down behind him and faces his nicely toned ass. 
Nikki places her hands onto his ass cheeks and spits some saliva onto his ass 
crack.

"Ohhh fuck..." Mark moans as Brie Bella steadily bobs her head on his 
perfectly sized cock as Nikki begins to flick her tongue up and down against 
his ass crack, lapping up her own saliva in the process.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Nikki slyly moans as she drags her tongue down his smooth, 
clean ass crack, lowering her head to his asshole and teasingly taps her wet 
tongue against his tight asshole. Brie Bella gently continues to move her 
head up and down his cock, swirling her tongue against his nicely thick shaft 
as well.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Mark Wahlberg moans as he is double teamed by the gorgeous 
Bella Twins, with Brie sucking his cock and Nikki flicking her tongue against 
his asshole.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Brie Bella moans as she bobs her head at a quicker pace 
on his cock, taking him gradually deeper into her talent, wet and warm mouth. 
Nikki lifts her head from his toned ass and smirks slyly as she slaps both of 
her hands against his toned ass cheeks. Mark licks his lips and tilts his 
head as Nikki slides her tongue against his toned ass cheeks as Brie deep 
throats his impressive cock. Brie Bella slowly lifts her head off of Mark's 
cock and licks her lips as she innocently glances up at him.

"You two are great..." Mark says as he looks down at Brie while behind him, 
Nikki is removing her clothing.

"So..." Nikki says with a smirk "Which twin do you want to test out first?" 
Nikki says with a raised eyebrow, while Brie Bella starts to remove her 
clothing as well.

Mark glances at Nikki as she finishes removing her clothes before Nikki, 
"Well you look like you're ready..." Mark says before Nikki turns to kneels 
on one of the actor chairs. Mark steps behind Nikki and places his hands on 
her hips while he guides his rock hard cock into her warm, wet and tight 
pussy.

Nikki Bella bites down on her bottom lip and glances over her shoulder to 
slyly look back at Mark Wahlberg "Mmmmmm...perfect choice..." Nikki groans.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Mark moans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of 
Nikki's tight wet pussy while guiding her back against his shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck yeah..." Nikki moans and places her hands onto the 
back of the chair as she smoothly rocks back and forth on her knees, feeling 
his shaft deeply thrusting into her. Brie Bella, meanwhile, has finished 
removing her clothing and joins Mark Wahlberg as he fucks her twin sister 
Nikki.

"Awww... mmmm..." Mark moans as he thrusts his cock deeply and firmly into 
Nikki's pussy as Brie lustfully watches him fuck her sister.

Nikki licks her lips as she eagerly pushes back against Mark Wahlberg's cock 
as she feels him swiftly thrusting into her. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." 
Nikki moans as Brie steps next to him and begins to seductively run her 
tongue against the side of his handsome face. 

"Awww.. mmm..." Mark moans as he turns his head and flicks his tongue against 
Brie's tongue as he pounds Nikki's tight wet twat. Brie Bella closes her eyes 
as she slaps her tongue playfully against Mark Wahlberg's tongue before she 
kisses his lips, as he drives his cock swiftly into Nikki's tight and wet 
pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm!" Mark moans into Brie's mouth as they continue to make out as the 
star of films such as 'Fear' and "Boogie Nights' keeps pumping his large dick 
into Nikki's pussy. Nikki seductively pushes back against Mark Wahlberg's 
cock as he pushes deeply into her with her gorgeous ass smacking against his 
muscular waist. Brie Bella presses her soft lips against Mark's tongue and 
begins to lightly suck on his tongue while she kisses him.

"Mmmm... mmmm..." Mark moans as Brie sucks on his tongue for a few moments 
before breaking the kiss with him to move to sit on the other actor's chair. 
Mark soon pulls out of Nikki's pussy and moves in front of Brie who lifts and 
spreads her legs as she leans back in the chair to let Mark slide his cock 
into her tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah...." Brie Bella moans as she feels Mark's long and 
thick cock sliding into her wet and tight pussy. Brie innocently smiles up at 
him as she gently presses her legs around his muscular waist as he begins to 
steadily pump into her.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm.... ahhhh..." Mark moans as he places his hands on the 
armrests of the chair Brie is sitting on while he thrusts his cock firmly 
into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Brie moans and leans her head back slightly as 
she feels his cock deeply pumping into her, causing her to rock on the chair 
with each of his thrusts. Mark Wahlberg licks his lips as he starts to 
quicken the pace of his thrusts as he pumps his cock deeper into Brie's 
snatch.

"Ohhhhhhhhh....yeahhhhh....mmmmmm..." Brie sweetly moans and licks her lips 
as she grinds her pussy back lightly against Mark Wahlberg's thrusting cock. 
Meanwhile, Nikki Bella moans to kneel down onto the floor behind Mark 
Wahlberg and leans her head forward to slap her wet tongue against his large 
ballsack, swinging as he thrusts against into Brie.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Mark Wahlberg moans as he spreads his legs apart making it 
easier for Nikki to lap her tongue against his swinging ballsack as he deeply 
fucks Brie.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah...." Nikki moans as she works her tongue slyly 
against Mark Wahlberg's ballsack, coating it perfectly with her saliva as he 
continues to pump into Brie's wet and tight pussy. Mark grits his teeth as he 
slams his cock into Brie Bella's pussy as Nikki keeps working her tongue 
against his balls.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit..." Brie moans as her pussy begins to tighten 
around Mark's shaft as she steadily thrusts into her.

"Ohhh yeah.... mmmm..." Mark grunts as he drives his cock repeatedly into 
Brie's tightening pussy even as his cock starts to throb.

Nikki lifts her head from Mark Wahlberg's ballsack and smirks " Mmmmm...you 
better be saving that for me"

Mark glances at Nikki and grins as he keeps fucking Brie's pussy, "Don't 
worry... you'll get it..." Mark groans as Brie starts to cum on his pistoning 
and throbbing cock.

"I better...." Nikki says with a smirk as Brie Bella grits her teeth and 
arches her body as she cums on his cock, pushing back against his shaft. 

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck...." Brie moans. Mark licks his lips as Brie grinds herself 
on his cock as she cums. After a few moments, Mark pulls his throbbing cock 
out of Brie's twat and it's covered with Brie's pussy juices.

Nikki Bella raises an eyebrow and licks her lips as she remains on her knees 
behind Mark Wahlberg. "Mmmmm...that better be for me Mark..."

"It is..." Mark says as he turn around to face Nikki and he wraps his right 
hand around his slicken cock. Nikki Bella opens her mouth and wraps her 
luscious lips around his cock and begins to immediately bob her head to 
smoothly suck on his cock that is covered with her twin sister's juices. Mark 
smoothly strokes the lower half of his shaft as he and Nikki double-team his 
own pulsating prick that' coated with Brie's cum.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Nikki seductively moans as she lifts her beautiful and 
seductive eyes to look up at Mark Wahlberg as she steadily bobs her head back 
and forth to suck his cock with her pouty lips rubbing against his shaft.

"Ahhh... shit..." Mark Wahlberg groans as he pulls his heavily throbbing cock 
out of Nikki's desirable mouth. Mark quickens the pace of how he's stroking 
his cock until he starts to spray his warm spunk all over Nikki's face.

"Mmmmmmmmm....yeah...." Nikki moans and closes her eyes as she feels his warm 
cum splattering onto her beautiful face. Brie Bella bites down on bottom lip 
and cutely sits down on her knees next to Nikki and leans forward to lick 
Mark Wahlberg's cum off of Nikki's face.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Mark moans as he keeps stroking his cock as he continues to 
cum. With Brie next to Nikki, the hunky actor aims his cock at her face to 
shoot his remaining jizz on her face as she cleans Nikki's face with her 
tongue. Brie laughs and continues to lick the cum off of Nikki's face with 
her tongue as her face soon becomes coated with Mark's cum as well. Nikki 
proceeds to lean over to Brie and begins to slide her tongue against Brie's 
cheek to clean the cum off of her sister's face also.

"Mmmmm wow you two are incredible..." Mark Wahlberg says as the Bella Twins 
lap up his cum from each other's faces.

Brie and Nikki both turn at the same time to face Mark Wahlberg and the 
gorgeous twin sisters both smile. "We know we are!" Brie and Nikki 
identically reply with laughs.

Mark licks his lips, "You know there's an exclusive screening of The Other 
Guys tonight... if you two want to go..."

"Oh we would love to go!" Brie says excitedly as she claps her hands 
together. 

Nikki smirks and nods her head "Yeah...I'm totally for that!" Nikki says 
before she presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow. 

"All I need now is a date for it..." Brie widely smiles. 

"I'm bringing Evan!" Nikki turns her head and glares at Brie. "No! I want to 
bring Evan!"

"How about you come with Evan... if you're talking about that awesome high 
flyer Evan Bourne..." Mark suggests

Brie Bella pouts and folds her arms. "Nikki is going to hog him all to 
herself!" Brie says as she frowns.

"I don't think you'll have to worry about that... it's a very private 
screening and I'm sure you'll get a lot of time with Evan..." Mark says.

Nikki raises an eyebrow and smirks slyly at Mark Wahlberg. "And you'll be 
there too, right?"

"Of course..." Mark nods his head.

-END-