READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, 
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The Price is RAW
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Evan Bourne walks through the backstage area of Chicago, Illinois's Allstate 
Arena after returning from the ring and having defeated Chavo Guerrero in a 
match, thanks to the assistance of Hornswoggle on the September 9, 2009 
edition of Monday Night RAW which had been transformed into The Price Is RAW 
for the evening's Guest Host, television legend Bob Barker. Evan Bourne, 
dressed in his black and red wrestling tights and his 'Bourne to Fly' 
sleeveless t-shirt. wipes his forehead of sweat as he roams the backstage 
area to head back to locker room. Evan Bourne suddenly pauses and raises an 
eyebrow as he hears all-too-familiar theme of 'The Price Is Right' playing in 
the backstage area. "EVAN BOURNE!...EVAN BOURNE! YOU ARE THE NEXT CONSTANT ON 
THE PRICE IS RAW!" The voice of WWE Hall of Fame Ring Announcer Howard Finkel 
booms loudly from a hidden location.

"What in the world?" Evan laughs a bit out of confusion as he stops walking 
and looks around in different directions.

As the familiar theme of 'The Price Is Right' continues to play, "And now the 
host of The Price Is RAW, Television Icon and author of 'Priceless 
Memories'.... BOB... BARRRRKER!" Howard Finkel announces in his legendary 
voice as Evan Bourne happens to turn his head and sees the legendary host of 
'The Price Is Right' for 35 years, Bob Barker, emerging dressed in his gray 
colored suit and his trademark skinny microphone in hand. 

"Thank you, thank you, thank you..." Bob Barker says as he takes a subtle 
bow. "And thank you Howard!"

Evan smiles as he steps over to Bob Barker, "Um what's going on Mr. Barker?" 
Evan asks as he's clearly confused over what's happening.

Bob Barker places his left hand against the lower back of Evan Bourne is a 
friendly fashion as he stands next to the high-flying RAW Superstar "Well 
young man...you happen to be the next constant on the Price Is RAW!" Bob 
Barker replies with his good natured smile. "Now Evan...tell the folks at 
home just where your from?"

"Okay..." Evan nods his head slightly, "I'm from St. Louis..." Evan says.

"Ah...St. Louis...what a wonderful town..." Bob Barker says before pausing 
for a moment. "Now Evan, how would you like a chance to win a prize here 
tonight?"

"Um sure... I think that would be really awesome..." Evan says with a smile 
while nodding his head.

Bob Barker moves his left hand from Evan Bourne's lower back and places his 
hand onto Evan's shoulder. "That's good to hear Evan...because I dearly want 
to give to you a prize tonight on The Price Is RAW...say Evan I suppose you 
do a lot of traveling, don't you?" Bob Barker asks.

"Yeah I do..." Evan nods his head.

Bob Barker nods his head as well. "Well Evan...I want to see you traveling in 
this...." Bob Barker says before a set of sliding doors open and reveal the 
shiny red corvette that Chavo Guerrero had a opportunity to win, however, did 
not. The gorgeous and playful Bella Twins, Nikki and Brie, both dressed in 
nicely fitted red skirts and tops, stand along side the flashy car, showing 
it off, serving as Bob Barker's RAW Beauties. 

"IT'S A NEW CAR!" Howard Finkel announces "THIS 2010 RED CORVETTE CAN BE 
YOURS EVAN BOURNE...IF THE PRICE IS RAW!"

"Wow.... man... I mean... wow..." Evan Bourne says as he's clearly stunned 
that has an opportunity to win the beautiful cherry red corvette.

Bob Barker smiles "Now Evan...I'm going to give you a chance to drive that 
nice brand new car home today...by playing a pricing game called 'Less or 
More'..." Bob Barker says as he motions with his left hand toward Brie, 
holding a sign that says $110,000, and Nikki, holding a sign that says 
$105,000. "Evan...all you have to do in this game is guess the price of the 
car...and if you are correct Evan, you will be driving home in that car 
tonight!"

"Um okay...." Evan says as he looks at the two signs that Brie and Nikki are 
holding. Evan rubs his chin with his right hand before he bites his tongue 
while he thinks of what the correct price is.

Nikki Bella bites down on her bottom lip as she seductively looks at Evan 
Bourne, swaying her hips from side to side as she teasingly holds the sign. 
Brie Bella smiles innocently at Evan Bourne and cutely waves at the high-
flier. "All you have to do Evan is pick the correct prize of the car and you 
will be on your way with a new car..." Bob Barker says.

"Ummmm... ummm... man...." Evan looks back and forth from the two price 
options, "I think the price... is... less than $105,000..." Evan says.

Bob Barker nods his head. "Alright...lets see if this nice young gentleman is 
a winner...and let us see what the beautiful Nikki has" Bob Barker says as 
Nikki Bella turns her sign over with the correct amount on the card in green 
to signal Bourne as the winner.

The legendary theme music for the Price is Right begins to play, and Evan 
gets a smile on his face, "Did I win?!" Evan asks excitedly.

Bob Barker laughs and pats Evan Bourne on the back "Yes indeed my 
friend...you are a winner!" Bob Barker says before he motions once again over 
toward Brie and Nikki Bella. "Now Evan if you would go see the beautiful Brie 
and Nikki, they will have you ready to go with your brand new car!"

"Sounds good to me Mr. Barker..." Evan says with a smile and he shakes Bob's 
hand before he walks over to Brie and Nikki.

* * * 

Nikki and Brie Bella escort Evan Bourne towards his brand new car and the 
high flyling Superstar smiles, "Man I can't believe this... this so cool..." 
Evan says.

Brie Bella cutely bites down on her bottom lip as she opens the driver's door 
to the shiny, brand new red corvette. "Wow Evan...all the girls are you going 
to think you are so hot in this car!" Brie cutely laughs. 

Nikki Bella smirks as she slyly dangles the set of keys for the car in front 
of Evan Bourne. "I bet you want these..."

"Yeah I do..." Evan smiles as he extends his right arm to reach for the keys 
that Nikki is dangling.

Nikki laughs and shakes her head. "Not so fast Mr. Hottie..." Nikki says as 
she slyly drops the keys down into the cleavage of her chest, covered with 
the material of her red top. "Oops..." Nikki mischievously laughs. 

Brie Bella places her hands onto her adorably shaped and curved hips. 
"Nikki...quit playing around..."

"Ummmm.... wow... that's.... umm wow..." Evan says as he's a bit speechless 
after seeing Nikki dropping the car keys down into her cleavage.

"You see Evan...Mr. Barker forgot to tell you something..." Nikki says as she 
leans seductively against the car, locking her beautiful and mischievous eyes 
with the high-flying RAW Superstar.

"He did?" Evan asks as he looks at Nikki and bites his own bottom lip.

Nikki nods her head and smirks. "Oh yeah..." Nikki replies as she licks her 
lips, keeping her eyes locked on Evan Bourne. Brie raises an eyebrow and 
presses her lips together. 

"Nikki...what are you talking about, Mr. Barker didn't...." Brie Bella before 
she replies before Nikki shoots Brie a silencing glare. 

"Yes he did Brie!" Nikki snaps before she tosses her dark black hair back and 
smirks at Evan once again. "Evan...you see...you have to do more than just 
guess some price amount for the car..."

"I do?" Evan Bourne asks with a confused laugh, "Ummm what do I got to do?"

"Nikki...quit playing around..." Brie cutely whines a bit. 

Nikki slyly smirks as she takes a step towards Evan Bourne. "Evan...you have 
to fuck me...and Brie..."

"Whoa.... really?" Evan asks as he clearly doesn't quite believe what Nikki 
has said as she steps towards him.

Brie bites down on her bottom lip "Nikki..." Brie begins to say as Nikki 
Bella steps up to Evan, placing her hands onto his toned, t-shirt covered 
chest. 

"That's right Evan...would you like that?"

"Sure... I mean you two are smoking hot..." Evan says as Nikki rubs his chest 
of his t-shirt.

"Well...you're definitely hot Evan...I think so and Brie thinks so too!" 
Nikki says as she lowers her beautiful, seductive eyes while Brie steps up 
next to her identical twin sister, Nikki. 

"Yeah...you are pretty hot Evan..." Brie says with a cute blush.

"Thanks Brie..." Evan smiles as Nikki slides her hands from his t-shirt 
covered chest down to his stomach.

"I think you should let us see what you got Evan..." Nikki says with a sly 
smirk on her beautiful says as Brie Bella steps behind Evan Bourne, placing 
her hands gently against his shoulders, lightly massaging them. 

"Yeah Evan...show us!" Brie cutely laughs before she adorably kisses his left 
cheek from behind.

"Okay..." Evan smiles as he start to lift up his t-shirt, revealing his 
tanned and toned abs and then his chest before he pulls his shirt up over his 
head.

"Mmmm...definitely a hottie Evan!" Nikki Bella says as she slides her hands 
seductively against his toned stomach. Brie lightly adds presses to Evan's 
shoulders as she smoothly moves her hands to massage the high-flier. 

"I bet you can't wait to be with twins..." Brie says with a laugh.

"I'm actually real excited to be in the middle of a Bella sandwich..." Evan 
says with a smile as he looks back at Brie. Evan then starts to lower his 
wrestling tights from his waist, revealing his perfectly toned legs and his 
cock. Evan's cock is not even half-hard yet, but even in it's current state, 
it's easy to tell it can be anywhere from ten to thirteen inches in length 
when fully hardened.

Nikki raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at Evan Bourne. "Ok...you're 
definitely much more hotter now!" Nikki says as she glances down at Evan 
Bourne's semi-hard cock and greedily drops down onto her knees in front of 
him. Nikki wraps her left hand around his shaft and starts to smoothly guide 
her hand against his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...." Evan moans as Nikki's left hand moves back and forth along his 
cock as help it's harden at a quicker pace. Nikki licks her sultry and pouty 
lips as she moves her left hand up and down his rapidly hardening shaft. Brie 
Bella turns her head slightly and softly presses her moist lips against 
Evan's lips, sweetly kissing him.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans against Brie's lips as she kisses him while Nikki is 
rapidly pumping her left hand along the length of his cock. Evan puts his 
right hand around Brie's waist as she slides her tongue into his mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Brie Bella moans as she lightly taps her soft tongue against Evan 
Bourne's cock as she sweetly continues to kiss his lips, rubbing her gentle 
hands against his toned upper body. Nikki Bella slyly leans her head in 
toward Evan Bourne's now fully hard cock and teasingly drags her wet tongue 
the swollen head of his cock.

"Mmmmmm...." Evan moans into Brie's mouth as he slides his tongue against 
Brie's soft tongue while Nikki is teasingly dragging her tongue against the 
head of his large dick. Nikki Bella lifts her sly and beautiful eyes to 
glance up at Evan Bourne as he lustfully kisses Brie Bella. Nikki works her 
wet, soft tongue around the head of Evan's shaft before she opens her mouth 
and seductively takes him inside.

"Mmmmmm... mmm..." Evan moans as he and Brie's tongues wrestle with each 
other. Evan slides his right hand from Brie's waist to squeeze her ass as he 
manages to place his left hand on Nikki's head as she takes over half of his 
cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Nikki lustfully moans as she wraps her sultry lips around his cock 
and starts to steadily bob her head, massaging his shaft with her lips. 

Brie Bella playfully breaks the kiss and flicks her tongue against Evan's 
lips as she grinds her body against him. "Mmm...you're so cute Evan!" Brie 
says.

"Ahhhh... mmmm man you two smoking..." Evan moans as Nikki Bella bobs her 
head at a steady pace on his stiff cock. Evan takes his arm from around 
Brie's waist when she starts to lift up her red top. Brie lowers her head 
slightly as she pulls her red top off of her upper body to expose her nicely 
rounded and perky tits, dropping her top onto the floor while Nikki continues 
to move her head on his shaft, slapping her tongue lightly against his cock.

"Ohhhh ahh..." Evan licks his lips as he looks at Brie's round, perky tits as 
Nikki Bella bobs her head on his large cock. Evan starts to move his hips so 
that his cock is thrusting lightly into Nikki's mouth.

Nikki presses her lips tighter around Evan's shaft as she smoothly bobs her 
head up and down, slapping her tongue against his cock. "Mmmmm...mmmm" Nikki 
moans.

"Ahhhhh ohhh geeze..." Evan moans as he looks down at Nikki Bella as she bobs 
her head quickly on his cock. With Evan no longer looking at her, Brie steps 
towards the car as she pull up her red skirt.

Brie Bella cutely laughs as she sways her adorably shaped ass back and forth 
as she leans against the hood of the car, bent forward with her red skirt 
hiked up over her ass. "Evan...." Brie cutely calls out.

Evan looks over at Brie and licks his lips as he looks at her sexy round ass, 
"Ohhh man..." Evan says as Nikki lifts her head up off of his saliva coated 
cock. Evan steps out of his wrestling tights and walks over to Brie. He then 
places his right hand on Brie's waist as he uses his left hand to guide his 
cock into Brie's pussy.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhhh Evan!" Brie Bella cutely moans as she rocks forward against 
the hood of the car after Evan smoothly thrusts his shaft into her pussy. 
Brie rubs her soft lips together and closes her eyes as she feels his cock 
thrusting in and out of her pussy. 

Nikki folds her arms against her chest and cutely pouts. "Hey Evan!" Nikki 
says as she gets up from her knees and starts to push her skirt down from her 
waist.

"Ahhhh ahh..." Evan moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Brie's pussy as 
he looks back over his shoulder at Nikki as she steps out of her skirt. "Ohhh 
ahhh come here Nikki..." Evan says as he works his cock into Brie at a nice 
easy pace. Nikki lifts her red top from her upper body to expose her own 
juicy and perky tits before she walks over to the shiny red corvette as Brie 
Bella rocks against the hood with Evan Bourne thrusting into her from behind.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." Evan moans as he pumps his into Brie's pussy as Nikki 
lifts herself on the hood of the car, sitting to the left of Brie. Evan 
extends his left arm to reach between Nikki's legs in order to rub his 
smoothly shaved pussy.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh now that's better..." Nikki Bella groans as she lightly rocks 
on the hood of the car, grinding her pussy against his pumping fingers as 
leans slightly against Brie as Evan Bourne fucks her pussy.

"Ahhhh ... mmmm.." Evan moans as he speeds up his thrusts as he pounds Brie's 
pussy with his cock as he works two fingers into Nikki's cunt.

"Ohhhhh...Evan...ohhhhh!" Brie cutely moans as she wraps her gorgeous legs 
around his toned waist, grinding herself against his cock. 

"Ohhhh yeah Evan.." Nikki moans and licks her lips as Evan finger fucks her 
twat.

"Ahhhh mmmm.... ahhh..." Evan Bourne moans as he drives his large cock into 
Brie's pussy. Evan smiles at Nikki as he keeps his index and middle fingers 
moving in and out her pussy. Nikki grits her teeth and narrows her eyes as 
she pushes back smoothly against Evan Bourne's fingers, feeling them pump 
quicker into her pussy as he speeds up his thrusts to Brie's pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... aww... time to switch..." Evan says as he pulls his fingers 
out of Nikki's pussy and his cock out of Brie's pussy. Evan then steps to his 
left in order to push his cock into Nikki's pussy while he reaches over with 
his right hand to push two fingers into Brie's pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Mmmmm Evan!" Nikki Bella loudly screams as Evan Bourne thrusts his 
cock deeply into her wet pussy and starts to pump into her steadily. 
"Ohhhhh...mmmm yeah Evan!" Nikki moans as she starts to push back against his 
shaft. Brie Bella licks her lips and tilts her head back as she feels Evan's 
fingers working against her moist pussy.

"Ahhhh... mmmm.... ahh..." Evan moans as he quickly pumps his cock into 
Nikki's pussy while he finger fucks Brie Bella's tight cunt with his right 
hand's index and middle fingers.

"Ohhhhhh....ohhhhh fuck yeah!" Nikki Bella moans and licks her lips as she 
sharply moves back and forth on the hood of the car while Evan Bourne fucks 
her.

"Ahhhhh... ahhh..." Evan grits his teeth as he hammers Nikki's tight pussy 
with quick firm thrusts while Brie pushes back against his right hand.

"Ohhhhh Evan...." Brie moans and licks her lips as sweat lightly coats her 
gorgeous body. "Ohhhh Evan you're so awesome..." Brie moans as she lightly 
moves against his thrusting fingers. Nikki wraps her legs tight around Evan's 
toned waist as she pulls him into her while he slams his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh thanks Brie..." Evan moans as he pulls his fingers out of her pussy. 
Evan places both of his hands on Nikki's waist and manages to lift her off of 
the hood of the car as he drives his impressive cock deep into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" Nikki moans as she wraps her arms around his neck 
while sharply bouncing up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhhh... ahhh..." Evan Bourne moans as he pumps his cock swiftly 
into Nikki's pussy as she bounces up and down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh!" Nikki moans as she constantly lowers on 
Evan's upward thrusting cock. "Mmmmmm yeah...."

"Mmmm ahhh... gotta give Brie another turn..." Evan says as he sets Nikki 
down onto the hood of his new car. Nikki reluctantly unwraps her legs from 
his waist to allow Evan to pull out.

Brie Bella smiles as she walks to Evan Bourne. "Oh Evan you're so great!"

"You two are really awesome..." Evan says as Brie places her hands on his 
chest to have him lay on top of the hood of his new car. Once he's in 
position, Brie climbs on top of him and mounts his stiff cock. Brie rubs her 
pouty lips together, tossing her gorgeous hair back as she starts to bounce 
up and down on his cock, rocking smoothly back.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Evan moans as he places his hands on Brie's waist as he 
starts to thrust his cock up into Brie's pussy as she bounces smoothly on his 
shaft. Brie places her hands onto his toned chest and rocks forward on his 
shaft, feeling him lightly pump up into her pussy. Nikki slyly smirks as she 
bends over behind Brie, placing her hands onto Evan's toned legs as she 
starts to flick her tongue against his ballsack while Brie happily bounces on 
his shaft.

"Mmmmmm whoa..." Evan moans as he feels Nikki's tongue against his balls as 
Brie bounce happily on his cock as he pumps his dick up into her pussy.

"Ohhhh Evan...ohhhh!" Brie moans as she tosses her head back and rocks 
sharply forward on his cock. Nikki slyly laughs as she drags her tongue 
against his large ballsack, as Brie rocks on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm ahhh..." Evan moans as he drives his cock swiftly up into 
Brie's pussy as Nikki Bella licks his ballsack. Evan places his hands on 
Brie's perk tits as she leans forward and grinds herself on his large dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh..." Brie groans and licks her lips as she starts to cum on Evan's 
cock as she continues to move back and forth.

"Ahhhhh aww..." Evan grunts as he pistons his cock up into Brie's pussy as 
she cums on his stiff cock. Knowing how her sister reacts when certain things 
happen, Nikki slyly grips the base of Evan's cock and pulls it out of Brie's 
pussy while her sister is leaning forward. Nikki leans her head forward and 
wraps her pouty lips around Evan Bourne's cock that was just inside of Brie's 
pussy and begins to bob her head on his shaft. Brie leans forward and softly 
kisses his firm lips as she remains on top of him.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he starts to return Brie's kiss as Nikki bobs her 
head up and down on his large hard cock as it starts to throb inside of her 
mouth. Brie gently rubs her soft hands against Evan's toned chest as she 
sweetly kisses him, patting her tongue against his tongue. Nikki Bella turns 
her head and grinds her pouty lips against his cock as she rapidly moves her 
head, slurping his shaft.

"Mmmmm... mmm..." Evan moans into Brie's mouth a their tongues twirl around 
each other's. Evan lightly thrusts his cock up into Nikki's warm and wet 
mouth as sucks and slurps on it as it throbs and pulsates more noticeably. 
Nikki Bella lowers her head further down on Evan's cock as her wet saliva 
drops on it. Evan groans loudly into Brie's mouth as his cock starts to erupt 
inside of Nikki's mouth as she deep throats it with ease.

"Mmmmmm!" Nikki groans and turns her head as she swallows his warm cum 
spraying into her mouth. Nikki lifts her head from his cock at the same time 
Brie lifts her head to break the kiss with Evan.

"Ahhhh awww... mmmm..." Evan groans as his cock throbs even after his shot 
his load into Nikki's mouth.

"So Evan...." Nikki says. 

"Yeah Evan...when can we get a ride in your new car?" Brie cutely laughs.

Evan smiles, "How about... right after Nikki gives me the keys?"

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