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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



The RAW Hot Tub Party
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

As the main event tag team match that is pitting John Cena and Randy Orton 
against Jack Swagger and Batista gets started during the March 29, 2010 
episode of Monday Night RAW taking place at the US Airways Center in Phoenix, 
Arizona, Zack Ryder, wearing purple and blue wrestling tights and a see-
through brown colored silk shirt, is arguing with the high-flying Evan 
Bourne, who is wearing blue and black wrestling tights. "Look bro, if I was 
in the Money in the Bank match last night, I guarantee I would've won it..." 
Zack Ryder says boastfully.

"Zack, I was in the match, it's a total car crash! You have to pay attention 
to everything... " Evan says.

"Look bro, just cause you hit your big flip move and lost doesn't mean I 
would've..." Zack Ryder replies with a smirk. 

"Man you..." Evan starts to says as he looks past Zack and sees Tiffany, 
wearing a lime green bikini top and bottoms, and Rosa Mendes, wearing a blue 
bikini top and bottoms, coming from the direction of the Guest Hosts office, 
dripping with water, "Whoa!"

"Man I whoa?" Zack says before he turns around and sees his girlfriend Rosa 
along with Tiffany, both of whom look mad and disgusted. "Hey babe..." Zack 
says to Rosa as she and Tiffany walk up to him and Evan.

Rosa Mendes rolls her eyes slightly "Oh my god Zack...have like seen those 
creepy Guest Hosts tonight?" Rosa raises her hands up "I mean...it was like 
this one time when I was shopping and I saw this really hideous outfit and I 
was like that is disgusting!" Rosa begins to explain. 

Tiffany laughs a bit and glances at Evan Bourne while placing her hands onto 
her tanned and smoothly rounded hips. "Yeah...it was a bit...ummm 
awkward...."

Zack rolls his eyes, "Man those two losers have no business being in a hot 
tub with my girl... let alone in movies..." Zack Ryder says. 

Evan laughs slightly, "Kinda wish I was in that hot tub with the girls 
instead of those lame guest hosts..." 

Zack snaps his head towards Evan, "Yo bro... now there's a good idea..." Zack 
says.

Tiffany blushes a bit and cutely laughs "Well I must say...I would have a 
blast with you in a hot tub, Evan..." 

Rosa Mendes excitedly smiles "Oh my god! I just thought of like a totally 
awesome idea. I remember this one time when I was in Costa Rica with my girls 
and we were in this hot tub and...like all these hot guys came over and 
like..." Rosa Mendes begins to say before. 

Tiffany interrupts. "I think what Rosa is saying, maybe you two should catch 
up with us after RAW...the hot tub will still be around..."

Zack Ryder smirks, "So let's do it... RAW's almost done and those lame fucks 
will be out of here..." 

Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and sweetly looks at Evan Bourne. 
"What do you say Evan?" The former ECW General Manager and current SmackDown 
Diva asks.

"Sure.... yeah.. . I'm in..." Evan says with a smile as his face turns a 
light shade of red as Tiffany smiles at him.

Tiffany nods her blond haired head "Great! We'll see you there!" 

Rosa Mendes excitedly smiles "This will be like finding the most amazing 
outfit at a discount!"

* * *

After RAW has finished its broadcast, Tiffany and Rosa Mendes are in the hot 
tub located in guest host's office as Evan Bourne, wearing a pair of red 
shorts, and Zack Ryder, wearing purple shorts, are getting to the hot tub. 
"Oh yeah now this is what I like..." Zack says with a smirk as he sits next 
to Rosa in the hot tub while Evan sits next to Tiffany.

Rosa Mendes laughs and nods her head "Like totally woo...woo...woo..." Rosa 
says as she slides her hand against his tanned and toned chest. "You know 
what would be like awesome? Some margaritas!" Rosa says as Tiffany cutely 
glances over at Evan Bourne.

"You seem a little quiet..." Tiffany says

Evan smiles, "Um well... you're really hot... up close..." Evan says.

Zack licks his lips as Rosa slides her hand over his chest, "Yo babe this is 
like last week at my pad in the LI..."

Rosa Mendes nods her head and licks her lips "Mmmmm Zack...I should like 
totally suck you off right here...like that one time at the mall...oh and 
remember that gorgeous red dress I found..."

Zack smirks, "Well why don't ya?" Zack asks before he looks over at Tiffany 
and Evan. "I'm sure they won't mind screwing around..." Zack adds. 

Evan's face turns red, "Ummm well... yeah..." Evan says before he laughs 
nervously. Rosa turns to face Zack Ryder as he moves out of the water to sit 
on the edge of the hot tub, as he lowers his shorts down from his tanned 
waist. Rosa licks her lips as she places her hands onto his waist, playfully 
sliding them down from his waist until her right hand wraps around his cock 
and she begins to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmm ahh yeah baby..." Zack Ryder moans as Rosa strokes his cock with her 
right hand. Zack kicks his shorts off under the water and once they float to 
the top, he grabs them and tosses them out of the hot tub.

Rosa locks her sultry eyes with Zack Ryder as she smoothly guides her right 
hand up and down his fully hard shaft. "Oh Zack this is like so fun... 
remember that one time on the plane and we like in first class because like 
everyone knows who Rosa Mendes is..." Rosa says before she lowers her head 
and silences herself as she takes Zack's cock into her talented mouth.

"Ohhh baby use that mouth..." Zack moans as he places a hand on Rosa's head 
as she starts to bob her head on his long, thick cock. Zack smirks as he 
watches Evan untie the strings of Tiffany's bikini top to peel it away from 
her round juicy tits, "Yeah bro... put the moves on her..." Zack says 
approvingly as Rosa sucks his dick.

Rosa presses her moist and pouty lips around Zack Ryder's cock as she 
smoothly and rapidly moves her head to suck on his cock, taking him deeper 
into her mouth. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Rosa moans as she takes his cock deeper 
into her mouth.

"Mmmm ahhh yeah babe..." Zack moans and he tilts his head back as Rosa sucks 
and slurps on his cock. 

Meanwhile Tiffany is lifting herself to sit on the edge of the hot tub to 
allow Evan to slide down her bikini bottoms, revealing her smoothly shaven 
pussy, "This is wild..." Evan says as he looks up at Tiffany as he lays her 
bikini bottoms on the hot tub's edge before he moves between her legs.

Tiffany cutely scrunches her nose up and smiles down at Evan Bourne as she 
watches his head lean forward and feels his tongue flicking against her 
nicely warm and wet pussy. "Ohhhhh Evan...mmmm that feels so good..."

"Mmmm... mmm..." Evan moans as he tastes Tiffany's sweet pussy as he laps his 
tongue against it. Under the water, Evan slides off of his shorts and he 
tosses them out of the hot tub while he eats licks Tiffany's pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh fuck...." Tiffany moans and licks her lips as she starts to 
lightly rock against the edge of the hot tub to smoothly rub her pussy 
against his face and tongue. "Ohhhh Evan..."

"Mmmm... mmmm..." Evan moans as he starts to bob his head as he pushes his 
tongue into Tiffany's wet pussy.

Tiffany closes her beautiful eyes and leans her head back as she feels Evan 
Bourne's tongue darting against her pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh...ohhhh Evan..."

Meanwhile, Rosa is standing in the hot tub with her hands on the edge while 
Zack is behind her thrusting his cock in and out of her tight pussy. "Mmmm... 
yeah.... ahhh..." Zack groans as he fucks his smoking his Hispanic 
girlfriend.

Rosa Mendes grits her teeth together and glances over her shoulder to look 
back at Zack Ryder as she rocks back and forth on her feet as he deeply pumps 
his shaft into her pussy. "Mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhh yeah Zack baby!"

"Ahhh shit... mmmm yeah babe... take that dick..." Zack groans as he 
increases the pace of his thrusts as he pulls Rosa back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhh that feels so good baby...mmmmm just like that one time when 
were are at that fabulous party...and...we like...ohhhhh..." Rosa moans.

"Ahhh yeah babe mmm fuck..." Zack grits his teeth as he hammers Rosa's tight 
pussy with quick hard thrusts. 

Meanwhile, Evan is sitting in the hot tub as Tiffany rocks back and forth on 
his cock while facing him. "Mmmm ohhh yeah Tiffany... mmm..." Evan moans as 
he places his hands on Tiffany's waist under the water as she rides him.

Tiffany places her hands gently onto Evan Bourne's shoulders as she smoothly 
rocks back and forth on his cock as the steaming hot water from the hot tub 
drips against her nicely tanned and juicy tits as she perfectly moves on his 
cock. "Ohhhhh Evan...ohhhh..."

"Ahhh... awww..." Evan licks his lips as he starts to thrust his cock upward 
into Tiffany's pussy as she keeps rocking back and forth on his shaft. Evan 
slides his hands around Tiffany and grabs her ass under the water.

Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip as she gently rocks forward on Evan 
Bourne's cock as he steadily pumps his cock upward into her wet and tight 
pussy. "Ohhhhh Evan..." Tiffany lustfully moans.

"Ahhh... ohhh... mmmm..." Evan grits his teeth as Tiffany keeps moving on his 
cock as he thrusts it up into her. Meanwhile, Rosa is sitting on the edge of 
the hot tub as Zack Ryder stands between her legs, thrusting his large cock 
in and out of her pussy, "Ohhh shit... ahhh yeah baby..." Zack groans as Rosa 
grabs his arms to herself balance on the edge of the hot tub.

"Ohhhhhh yeah baby...mmmmmm...you know what I like...mmmmm...like totally 
woo...woo...woo baby!" Rosa Mendes moans as she hooks her gorgeous legs 
around his toned and tanned waist as she pushes against his cock while he 
fucks her pussy swiftly.

"Mmmm ahh yeah... yeah take that big dick babe..." Zack grunts as he thrusts 
his cock deeply into Rosa's tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhh!" Rosa moans loudly as she grinds her 
pussy against his firmly thrusting shaft.

"Ahhh ohh yeah... ahhh shit..." Zack Ryder groans as he rams his entire cock 
into her pussy with each of his thrusts. 

Meanwhile, Tiffany is standing in the middle of the hot tub, with Evan behind 
her, thrusting his thick cock in and out of her ass. "Ahhhh fuck.... mmm..." 
Evan groans as he reaches around Tiffany to cup her tits with his hands as he 
fucks her. Tiffany licks her luscious lips as she turns her head and sweetly 
glances back at Evan Bourne as she moves her gorgeous body back against his 
cock as he rapidly pumps his cock into her ass.

"Ohhh yeah.... ahhh..." Evan smiles at Tiffany as he drives his cock harder 
into her ass while he gropes her tits.

Tiffany closes her eyes and stands up slightly to lean against Evan Bourne as 
he rapidly works his cock inside of her asshole, swiftly pumping his shaft 
inside. "Ohhhhhh Evan! Ohhhhhh!"

"Ahhh... ohhh shit.... mmmm fuck!" Evan groans as he pounds Tiffany's asshole 
with his large cock constantly going in and out of it. 

Meanwhile, Zack Ryder is sitting in the hot tub with Rosa mounted on his cock 
with her back towards him. "Ohhh yeah babe ride me good..." Zack moans as he 
leans back in the hot tub as Rosa bounces up and down on his dick as it 
starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Zack...mmmm...you're like the best..." Rosa Mendes moans as 
she smoothly bounces up and down on his rock hard cock, while she bounces 
smoothly on his cock.

"Mmmm... ahhh yeah.... you know it...' Zack Ryder groans as his cock throbs 
and pulsates heavily as Rosa bounces on cock as he thrusts it up into her. 
Rosa glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks at Zack Ryder as she rocks 
back and forth on his rock hard, feeling his shaft thrusting upward while she 
bounces in the steamy hot tub on his cock.

"Ahhh ohhh fuck ahhhh!" Zack moans loudly as he starts to cum inside of 
Rosa's tight pussy underneath the water.

"Ohhh....Zack...that is like the best fuck ever...it's better than that time 
when we were in the elevator and like..." Rosa begins to say as she rocks 
back on his cock as his warm cum fills her pussy.

"Ohhh yeah... you know it..." Zack groans. 

Meanwhile, Evan Bourne is sitting on the edge of the hot tub as Tiffany 
kneels between his legs, bobbing her blond haired head up and down on his 
large thick and throbbing cock. "Ahhh fuck... mmm..." Evan moans as Tiffany 
sucks his dick. Tiffany lifts her beautiful and sweet eyes as she glances up 
at Evan Bourne as she smoothly moves her blond haired head on his cock, 
taking him perfectly into her mouth at a smooth pace.

"Ohhh man... ahhh... mmm..." Evan grits his teeth and he grabs the top of the 
hot tub's edge as Tiffany takes more of his throbbing cock into her mouth. 
Zack smirks as he and Rosa watch Evan tense up as Tiffany blows him, "Yeah 
bro make her work for that dick juice..." Zack says.

Tiffany presses her soft and pouty lips around Evan Bourne's cock and lightly 
turns her head as she continues to smoothly move her head on his cock. "Ahhhh 
ohhhh fuck..." 

Evan Bourne groans loudly as his cock starts to erupt inside of Tiffany's 
mouth with a large burst of cum.

"Mmmmmmm..." Tiffany softly moans as she holds her head down on Evan Bourne's 
cock for a moment as his warm cum sprays into her mouth before she starts to 
gently bob her head, lightly sucking the cum from his shaft.

"Mmmm ohh man..." Evan moans and he tilts his head back as Tiffany sucks 
every drop of cum from his dick. 

"Hey babe... now this is how a hot tub should be used..." Zack says to Rosa 
as she grinds herself on his lap as they sit in the hot tub.

Rosa Mendes raises her hands up excitedly "Oh Zack...baby...we should totally 
like invite more people...and they would all definitely show up, because I'm 
like Rosa Mendes and everyone wants to be around me..."

"Woo woo woo... you know it..." Zack smirks

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