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Kristi and Dice present: The Road Diary Of Trish Stratus Part 28: The Hardest Decision by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) **September 13, 2009** In Richmond Hill, Ontario Canada, at the home of former WWE Diva and impressively achieved seven-time WWE Women's Champion, Trish Stratus and her husband Ron; the retired Canadian native is sitting in her living room on the couch, flipping through her black note book known as her 'Road Diary' which she kept during her time traveling with the WWE and touring around the country. Trish shakes her brunette head and softly laughs to herself "I can't do this tomorrow...why the hell did I agree..." Trish Stratus comments as she has some mixed emotions about returning the next night to Guest Host Monday Night RAW in her home country of Canada, mostly in part to her somewhat rocky relationship she had with current WWE Superstar John Cena back in 2006. Trish presses her soft lips together and glances down at the note book to read one particular entry. * * * April 10, 2006 Dear Diary, I really can't do this anymore with John...I'm tired of all these mixed feelings and the unknowing of how he truly thinks of me...I want to believe him when he says that he does like me a lot and is just afraid of being in serious relationships... And just when I have that problem going on with John, I get a call out of nowhere from Ron...he wants me back in his life. Call me crazy for thinking the possibility of getting back with him, but he seems real sincere and...he said he wants to get married. That's what I want the most...I want a family and if John clearly doesn't want that...maybe I should turn my focus back to Ron, who does want that now. He apologized for all the wrong that happened in our past together. There's only one condition Ron wants...and that's me leaving the WWE. I guess I have some major thinking to do... * * * April 25, 2006 Dear Diary, I just got back from having an emotional meeting with Vince McMahon and I have made a decision. At the end of the summer, I will be leaving the WWE to begin my new life with Ron we will be getting married. John wasn't too happy about the news, but it's not my fault. I gave him the chances; he just didn't want to pursue them. I can't believe that in just a few months, I will be a former WWE Diva. I hope I made the right choice. * * * **September 14, 2009** In the early morning hours of Monday, Trish Stratus, is enroot to the Air Canada Centre where later in the evening, she will be guest hosting Monday Night RAW and making a much awaited return to WWE television. Trish, dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans, a white top and a black jacket, sits comfortably in the back seat of the limo personally sent by Vince McMahon. Trish folds her arms lightly against her stomach and glances over at her purse, where her Road Diary is easily visible. Trish raises an eyebrow and thinks to herself for a moment before she decides to reach forward for her Road Diary, removing the notebook and a pen from her purse. "How about for old time's sake..." Trish Stratus says as she rests the note book on her knees and opens the note book before she lowers the pen to the blank piece of paper. .... Dear Diary, So it's been a while...probably too long. I'm returning to Monday Night RAW tonight as the guest host and I am nervous as hell. Me, nervous? Cutting a promo or working a match has never really made me nervous before...but that's not what I'm freaked about. I'm terrified of seeing John once again. Sure there's been a few times since my departure from the company that I have ran into him and it's been extremely uncomfortable. I never have stopped thinking about him...and I hope that I am able to survive another encounter with him. * * * Backstage at the Air Canada Centre, Trish Stratus is mingling with her close friend Lilian Garcia. Lilian smiles, "Yeah... next week is going to be my last week..." Lilian says as she confirms she is retiring in just seven days. Trish Stratus, dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans that hug perfectly against her nicely rounded ass and a black long-sleeved top, folds her arms against her chest and shakes her brunette head "I can't believe you're actually leaving Lilian...I'm so happy to hear about you getting married though!" "Thank you..." Lilian smiles, "I think I've put off settling down long enough... I think I've picked a good time to really move on..." Trish smiles and laughs softly "You know I heard all the talk about when I left the WWE...and how it wouldn't be the same...but with you gone, Lilian! Oh my god!" Trish says as she presses her lips together "You're like the main foundation of RAW..." Lilian softly laughs, "That's what everyone keeps saying... but I think if the WWE can live without JR being on RAW, me retiring won't be too big of a change..." Lilian says before she smiles and says, "Besides... maybe I'll get to guest host and be in charge on TV..." Trish smiles and points cutely at Lilian "Well you better invite me to the wedding or at least the reception..." Trish jokingly says with a laugh. Lilian smiles, "The invites in the mail already..." Lilian replies as the chairman of the WWE, Vince McMahon comes walking over to them. "Excuse me ladies..." Mr. McMahon says with a smile, "Lilian do you mind if I talk to Trish for a moment..." "No I don't... I actually got to go to Janet and get my make-up done before the show starts..." Lilian says before she looks at Trish, "We'll talk later..." Lilian smiles before she starts to walk away from Trish and Mr. McMahon. Trish turns to face her former boss, the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment. "Long time, no see Vince..." Trish says with her good-natured laugh. "Yes it has..." Vince nods his head before smirking, "I'm glad you decided to be tonight's guest host... the fans have been wanting to see you since the concept started." Trish nods her head and places her hands onto her nicely curved hips "Well you know me, Vince, I always love to please the fans..." "That you do..." Vince says with a laugh, "And speaking of that... we have started planning for WrestleMania 26... and there is a possibility we may have something for you to do on the biggest show of the year..." Trish raises an eyebrow and rubs her pouty lips together before shaking her head slightly with a smirk on her face "How'd I know that would be coming up today?" Trish asks as she looks at Vince McMahon with a laugh. Vince McMahon smiles, "Well we would like to know if you'd be open to do something at WrestleMania... this way we can plan something in advance..." Trish looks at Vince for a moment "Did you have something in mind?" "At the moment some are suggesting you refereeing a Divas Champion versus Womens Champions match instead of having a second Miss WrestleMania battle royal..." Vince replies. Trish nods her brunette head and smiles "I think I could do that..." Trish says with a laugh, lightly tosses a strand of her brunette hair back and out of her face. "Can I think about it and get back to you?" "Of course..." Vince McMahon nods his head before glancing down at his watch, "Hmmm I have to go to a meeting with RAW's creative team... it's great seeing you Trish..." Vince says with a smile before he turns to leave. Trish smiles "I'll see you around later tonight..." Trish calls out as Vince McMahon walks away. As Trish is looking in the direction Vince McMahon is walking, John Cena, wearing his jean shorts and his latest 'You Can't See Me' t-shirt, slowly approaches her from behind. John takes a deep breath before saying as Trish turns in his direction, "Hi Trish..." Trish Stratus slowly turns her head upon hearing her name and glances back, instantly taken back by the sight of John Cena standing behind her. Trish turns around to face John and softly smiles "Ummm...John...hi..." Trish says taking a soft breath. "You're um... looking great... like the new look..." John says as he comments on Trish's hair color. Trish smiles softly and nods her head "Thanks...you're looking good too..." Trish comments, turning her head to look away for a moment "Thanks..." John says before pausing, "So... umm... how's the married life?" Trish folds her arms against her chest and turns her head to glance back at John Cena. "Ohhh...its good..." Trish says as she bites down on her bottom lip, "Ron and I have a few issues, but we're working on them..." "Well as long as it's going good for the most part... that's what's important right?" John asks. Trish nods her brunette head and laughs softly "You got that right..." Trish says as she uncomfortably shifts her feet. "So....I happened to hear you got married...ummm congratulations..." "Thanks..." John says as he slides his hands into his jean shorts pockets. "Got married back in July..." Trish presses her lips together and glances at John "Well...at least you made a move with someone..." Trish says before she starts to turn away. "It was nice...umm seeing you...I should probably meet up with the writers and find out what I'm doing tonight on the show..." John pauses, "Hey Trish... ummm do you want to... say have dinner.. .after the show?" Trish pauses and turns to glance back at John Cena once again. "Ummm...I don't know if that's a good idea John..." Trish begins to reply. "Trish it's just dinner... you know... old friends getting together to have a meal... talk about old times..." John Cena says. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and slowly shakes her head "I just don't think it's a good idea...we just didn't end things on the best terms when I left..." "I know.... I was there.... I'm just trying to... you know make sure things are good between us..." John says. Trish shrugs her shoulders slightly "I don't know how things could be good between us...there's no real reason for them to be now....I mean it was clear you didn't want me then...and there's nothing that can be done now, I'm married....you're married..." Trish says before looking at John. "At least we could be friends... I'm not looking for anything more than that..." John says. "Yeah...that's all you ever wanted John..." Trish says, folding her arms and taking a breath. "Where did you want to eat?" Trish casually asks. "Well... there was that little restaurant you wanted to show me before you retired..." John replies. Trish smiles slightly and looks at John "And you know...because I've told you...that it's my favorite place and I'd never turn down an offer to eat there..." "Yeah... so... at least we'll have a good meal..." John smiles, "And catch up..." Trish rubs her soft and moist lips together "Ok...I guess I could have some time after the show..." Trish replies, softening up to John Cena. * * * After RAW has finished broadcasting and after Trish Stratus and John Cena have had a very enjoyable dinner together at her favorite restaurant in the city of Toronto, Trish and John are in her car as she pulls into parking lot for the hotel where John is staying at. "You were right... that restaurant has a great steak..." John says with a smile as Trish finds a parking spot. Trish turns her head to glance at John Cena and nods her brunette head "See... I told you...and you didn't want to go when I first suggested it a few years ago because it was place you never heard of before..." Trish says with a laugh. "I thought John Cena wasn't afraid of anything..." Trish cutely teases. "I am not afraid of anything..." John replies with a smile, "I just like being familiar with where I eat..." John laughs a bit. "Oh yeah...right..." Trish says before she cutely rolls her eyes and laughs "Whatever you say John..." Trish says as she pulls into an empty parking spot and turns off the car. John smiles and then takes a breath, "Do you want to...come up?" John asks. Trish raises an eyebrow and laughs lightly "For what?" "For a night cap..." John replies as he shrugs his shoulders. Trish presses her lips together and glances at John "I thought you were married...." John smiles, "I am married... what are you implying..." Trish shakes her head slightly and laughs as she defensively holds her hands up "Hey...you were the one that invited me up to your room just now..." "Yeah... just for a night cap... you're the one suggesting I have other motives..." John laughs. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and shakes her head "I'm not suggesting anything...." "So... do you... want to come up?" John asks. Trish looks at John for a moment and softly smiles "I could...." * * * A short time later inside of John Cena's hotel room, John is pouring some wine into the two glasses Trish is holding. After he puts the bottle down, Trish hands him one of the glasses, "Never really drank wine..." John says with a smile before he and Trish take a sip of their drinks. Trish presses her pouty lips together, after taking a sip of the wine, and looking at John Cena. "Oh I love wine...it tastes so good..." John makes a bit of a face after taking a sip of the wine, "It's a bit... too sweet..." John laughs before he smiles at Trish. Trish laughs and shakes her head lightly "Maybe you should just stick with beer..." "That..." John says before taking another sip of wine, "Really sounds like a good idea..."John laughs as he puts his glass down on a nightstand. Trish lightly tosses her brunette hair back and turns to look at John Cena before smirking "So what's the deal with the wine?" "It's all they had..." John says with a laugh, "And like you said... you like wine..." Trish laughs a bit "I meant...what's your goal with it? You obliviously didn't invite me up for just a talk..." "I don't have any goal... just wanted to spend some time with you..." John replies innocently. Trish nods her head and suspiciously looks at John "Ok...right..." "What?" John asks with a smile as Trish gives him a suspicious look. Trish scoots a bit closer to John Cena as they sit on the bed. She turns to look at him and pouts her moist lips together "What if I said...yes to whatever you had in mind?" "Well... if I had something in mind... and you said yes... I'd say... whatever happens... stays here..." John Cena says as he and Trish lock eyes. Trish lightly licks her lips as she leans her head in slightly toward John, keeping her beautiful eyes locked with John Cena. "What about you being married?" Trish asks in a soft whisper. "I... could ask you the same question..." John quietly replies as he leans his head towards Trish and two of them pause when their lips are almost touching. Trish closes her eyes and leans slightly further toward John Cena, pressing her soft and moist lips against his firm lips, as the two former lovers begin to deeply kiss. John puts an arm around Trish as they passionately kiss each other. John and Trish part their lips and start to slide their tongues into each other's mouths. "Mmmmmmm..." Trish softly moans into John Cena's mouth as she slaps her wet tongue against John's tongue, gently massaging her lips against his lips. Trish places her hands onto his muscular, t-shirt covered chest and lightly grabs at the material of the t-shirt with her hands. "Mmmm..." John moans as he slides his tongue against Trish's tongue as he starts to lift up the long sleeved top Trish is wearing. Trish slides her tongue against John's lips after removing her tongue from his mouth and breaks the kiss, allowing him to lift her long sleeved top from her upper body. "You're gorgeous..." John says while licking his lips as he lifts off Trish's top, exposing her flat toned stomach and large firm and juicy tits in the process. Trish smiles and blushes slightly "Thanks John...." Trish says before she places her hands back onto his shirt-covered chest and proceeds to lift his t- shirt, exposing his muscular and impressive upper body. John licks his lips as he lifts his arms to make it easier for Trish to pull his t-shirt off. John then lowers his arms and begins to unbutton and unzip Trish's jeans. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and leans back slightly, bracing herself with her hands behind her as John lowers her tight fitting jeans down her nicely curved and stunning waist. John smiles at Trish as he slides her jeans down on her legs where then proceeds to pull off the brown boots she is wearing in order to remove her jeans. Trish cutely smiles at John Cena as she looks seductively him, just remaining in a pair of hot black panties. Trish sits up on her knees, "Take those jeans off John..." "Someone's being pushy..." John says jokingly as he stands up and kicks off his sneakers one at a time as he unbuckles his belt. Once his belt is unbuckled, John undoes his jeans and starts to lower them from his muscular waist. Trish licks her lips and nods her head in approval as she watches John Cena remove his jeans from his muscular waist, leaving his boxers on. "Mmmmm...shit John you're so hot!" Trish says before she playfully lays back on the bed. "So are you..." John Cena says as he steps out of his jeans. The muscular WWE Superstar begins to lower his boxers, exposing his long, thick and hardening cock to Trish. Trish narrows her eyes lustfully as her attention is focused on John's impressively long and thick, hardening cock. As she remains laying back on the bed, Trish lowers her black panties from her waist, exposing her perfectly smooth and hot pussy. John licks his lips, "I remember that..." John smiles as he looks at Trish's pussy as he moves to kneel in front of Trish. He takes over lowering Trish's panties, sliding them off of her gorgeous legs. Trish licks her pouty lips as she smoothly spreads her gorgeously tanned legs apart to expose her incredibly wet and warm, desirable pussy. John places his right hand on Trish's right thigh as he leans his head forward to begin slowly guiding his tongue against her wet, soft pussy lips. "Ohhhhhhh....mmmmm John...." Trish groans and closes her eyes as she feels John's tongue sliding against her wet pussy. John smiles as he guides his tongue up and down against Trish's pussy while he reaches up with his left hand to lightly grope one of Trish's juicy tits. Trish grits her teeth and leans her head back against the bed, slightly arching her back as she feels John's tongue start to dart inside of her wet pussy. "Ohhhhh....ohhhhh John..." "Mmmmm..." John moans as he starts to bob his head lightly as he works his tongue in and out of Trish's pussy. John moves his right hand to Trish's pussy and uses his fingers to hold her pussy lips open as he thrusts his tongue into her. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmm John...ohhhhhh...." Trish moans and licks her lips as she lightly moves on the bed, pushing her nicely wet pussy back against his tongue John tilts his head slightly as he darts his tongue into Trish's pussy at a slight angle as she pushes herself against his tongue and mouth. "Ohhhhhhh... ohhhhh John....ohhhhhh" Trish moans as she feels his tongue lightly thrusting and lapping against her pussy. John slowly lifts his head up from Trish's pussy and flicks his tongue against Trish's pussy before he looks at Trish, "You're soaking..." John says with a grin as he sees Trish biting her bottom lip. Trish laughs a bit and blushes "It's been a while...." Trish replies as she sits up slightly and looks at John lustfully. "Yeah it has..." John says as he climbs on to the bed with Trish and kneels to the right of her. Trish turns on her side to face John Cena and gently places her left hand around his cock, beginning to lightly and smoothly stroke his fully hard cock with her hand. "Mmmm..." John moans as Trish smoothly strokes his hardened cock with her left hand. Trish sweetly looks up at John Cena before she leans her brunette head in and opens her mouth, guiding John's cock into her nicely wet and warm mouth. Trish immediately wraps her soft lips around John's cock and begins to bob her head on his cock, sucking him at perfectly easy pace. "Ahhh.... ohhhh Trish.." John moans as Trish takes a decent amount of his cock into her mouth as she sucks on it. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm...." Trish softly moans as she bobs her brunette head on his cock, gently lapping her tongue as she steadily moves her head. John Cena licks his lips and places his right hand on Trish's brown haired head as she works her tongue against his shaft while she blows him. Trish lifts her beautiful eyes and seductively looks up at John Cena as she moves her head up and down on his cock, gradually bobbing her head at a quicker pace. "Ahhh... awww yeah... mmm..." John groans as Trish Stratus now sucks his cock at a brisk pace, taking over half of it into her mouth each time she lowers her head on his shaft. "Mmnmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Trish soothingly and hungrily moans on John's cock as she rapidly moves her head on his shaft, wetting his cock perfectly with her saliva. "Ahhhh.... awww.... ohhh fuck Trish.... awww..." John tilts his head back as he begins to thrust his cock forward into Trish's mouth as she bobs her head repeatedly on his massive dick. Trish playfully slides her soft and wet tongue against the bottom side of John's cock, smoothly bobbing her head, before she slowly lifts her brunette head from his cock. John smiles down at Trish as he moves on the bed to lay on her back. John moves to kneel between Trish's legs and he proceeds to slide his now saliva coated cock into Trish very wet, tight and warm pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh....." Trish moans, feeling John's cock entering her pussy before he starts to pump his cock smoothly into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhh...ohhhhh John..." "Ahhhhhh..." John groans as he thrusts his cock at a smooth pace in and out of Trish's pussy. As he does, John leans forward and lustfully kisses his former lover as she wraps her arms around him. "Mmmmmmm!" Trish moans into John's mouth as she slides her tongue into his mouth as the two kiss deeply. Trish gently hooks her smoothly tanned legs around his muscular waist, while she moves her arms from around his neck, placing her hands onto his strong shoulders. "Mmmmm... mmmmm..." John moans into Trish's mouth as their tongues wrestle with each other while he pumps his rock hard cock in and out of her pussy. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish continues to moan into John's warm mouth as she smoothly grinds her gorgeous body against his muscular body as he lays on top of her, thrusting deeply into her pussy. John works his tongue against Trish's tongue as he rams his cock firmly into her pussy before he breaks the lustful kiss with Trish. Trish narrows her beautiful eyes lustfully and looks up at John Cena as she grinds her pussy against his cock, feeling him deeply working his cock inside of her wet snatch. "Ahhhh ohhh fuck... we're really good at this..." John Cena smiles down at Trish as she unwraps her legs from his muscular waist. Trish Stratus nods her head as sweat lightly coats her neck and large, juicy, tanned tits with her breathing heavily. "Yeah....mmmm...so fucking good at this..." Trish says. John licks his lips as he pulls his huge cock out of Trish's pussy and he scoots back on his knees. Trish licks her lips as she sits up on the bed, positioning herself on her knees. "Why'd we wait so long to do this..." Trish asks, taking a deep breath, as she turns on her knees to face away from John Cena, before bending forward onto her hands. "Mmmm I guess because this is our first opportunity to do this..." John replies as he scoots closer to Trish Stratus. John places his right hand on Trish's hip as he guides his cock back into her wet, warm and tight pussy. "Mmmmmmm....ohhhhh....that feels so good John...." Trish groans and hangs her brunette head down, feeling his large cock entering her tight and warm pussy from behind. "Ahhhh... awww...." John grunts as he grabs Trish's hips with both of his hands as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's pussy at a smooth pace. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh John....ohhhhhh...." Trish moans as sweat begins to drip down her beautiful face while she rocks back and forth on her knees, feeling John's cock firmly ramming into her tight pussy from behind. John licks his lips as his body drips with sweat as he increases the pace and force of his thrusts as he fucks the former WWE Diva. Trish grits her teeth and glances over her shoulder, looking back at John Cena as she swiftly rocks back and forth on her knees, mainly with John pulling her back against his cock, with his hands on her nicely curved hips. "Ohhhhhh John! Ohhhhh!" "Ahhhh.... awww yeah.... ahhhh..." John Cena groans as he drives his cock deeply into her hot and tight cunt while Trish's ass smacks against his muscular waist each time he pulls her back towards himself. "Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm John!" Trish moans loudly and leans her head back, as her pussy tightens around his shaft and she begins to cum. "Ahhhh.... awww fuck.... ahhh..." John groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Trish's pussy as she cums on his thrusting shaft. Trish rubs her pouty lips as she remains looking back at John Cena as he pulls her back against his cock, with her pussy juices coating his shaft. "Ohhhhhh John...ohhhh yeah...mmmmm!" "Aww... ahhh... mmmm..." John Cena licks his lips as Trish looks back at him while he pumps his throbbing cock into her soaking wet pussy. After a few more thrusts, the hot, sweat coated, muscular WWE Superstar pulls his cock out of Trish's snatch. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and sweetly looks back at John Cena, glancing down at his throbbing cock that was just inside of her pussy. Trish turns around on her knees to face John and places her left hand against the base of his cock and gently guides his cock into her nicely warm and wet mouth "Mmmmm..." John moans as Trish starts to stroke the lower half of his pulsating cock while she sucks gently on the head. Trish presses her soft lips directly underneath the head of his cock as she smoothly bobs her brunette head, teasingly working her mouth on his shaft. "Ahhhh.... awww..." John Cena groans as he starts to cum inside of Trish's soothing mouth. Trish turns her head slightly on the swollen head of John's cock as his warm cum begins to spray into her sweet mouth as she continues to move her head. "Mmmm fuck.... ahhh...." John closes his eyes and licks his lips as his cock unloads more of his cum into Trish's mouth. Once he's spent, Trish slowly lifts her head off of his shaft and swallows his cum. Trish lightly licks her pouty lips and innocently looks up at John Cena before scooting back on her knees and proceeding to sit down on the bed. John opens his eyes and sits down on the bed next to Trish, "Wow..." John says as he looks at Trish. Trish smiles and nods her head as sweat lightly drips from her face "What happened...stays here, right?" "That's right it does..." John nods his head and smiles as sweat rolls down his muscular body. Trish nods her head and glances at John's muscular body, licking her moist and pouty lips "So...is this it?" John shrugs, "I don't know.... is it?" John asks as he looks at Trish's gorgeous, tanned body. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and shrugs her shoulders "I don't know... what do you think?" "I think..." John takes a breath, "Maybe we could... meet up... next time the WWE is in Toronto..." John says casually Trish looks at John Cena and nods her head "Yeah...or if....I ever happen to be down visiting in the states...." John nods his head, "Yeah... but for now...." John smiles slightly. Trish raises an eyebrow "Yeah?" Trish asks "Want to... go again?" John asks. Trish cutely laughs and blushes "No...not right now, but....I could use a shower..." Trish says with a playful wink. John smiles, "Is that an invitation?" Trish shrugs her shoulders and smiles "Maybe..." Trish says before she easily lifts herself from the bed. "That's for you to decide..." -END-