READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The Teacher's Favorite Kind Of Class Clown by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the NXT and SmackDown television tapings on September 7, 2010 at Baltimore, Maryland's 1st Mariner Arena, NXT Host and SmackDown Color Commentator Matt Striker, wearing a gray suit jacket, gray slacks and a black button shirt, is returning to his office. "What a night... another season of NXT starts and SmackDown was A+..." Striker says as he enters his office, which is arranged like a classroom, with a chalkboard behind the desk and two student desks in the center of the room. Striker takes off his jacket and lays it on one of the student desks before he goes around his desk to sit in the chair, which has a whoopee cushion on. As soon as Striker sits on it, the whoopee cushion makes its trademark sound and the former New York City teacher jumps to his feet. "What the..." Striker starts to shout as he turns and looks down at the whoopee cushion on his chair. He then hears laughter coming from his office's adjoining bathroom. "All right joker... come on out..." Striker says as he folds his arms while the bathroom door opens and NXT Rookie Kaitlyn steps out laughing at the practical joke she just played on Striker. Kaitlyn, dressed in a pair of short and tight fitting jean shorts that perfectly show off her nicely juicy backside and a low-cut black tank top that shows off her smooth, tanned cleavage, smiles and places her hands onto her nicely curved nips. "Hey handsome..." Kaitlyn says Matt Striker picks up the whoopee cushion from his chair, "I take it that this is yours..." Striker says with a less than amused look on his face. Kaitlyn bites down and raises an eyebrow as she innocently, but mischievously looks at Matt Striker. "Awwww...now why are you accusing me of that, handsome?" Kaitlyn asks with a playful laugh as she takes a step closer to SmackDown's resident teacher and Color Commentator as well as the host of NXT. "Kaitlyn... I've dealt with all kinds of class clowns... and you're being in the bathroom plus how you described yourself earlier tonight makes you the only person who could've done this..." Matt Striker says, "Besides Hornswoggle but he's not here..." Kaitlyn turns slightly with her back facing Matt Striker. "So...handsome... how did you think I did tonight?" Kaitlyn asks as she reaches into her cleavage with her back to Striker, pulling out a drinking straw. "I think you made an impression.... knocking down your own pro will certainly stand out..." Matt Striker says. "So would you give me an A+ ?" Kaitlyn asks before she turns her head to sweetly looks back at Matt Striker with a smirk. "More like a B-.... since it was just your first night tonight..." Matt Striker answers. Kaitlyn presses her pouty and luscious lips together and looks at Matt Striker with a frown. "Awww...that's too bad, handsome..." Kaitlyn says before she turns around to face Matt Striker and raises the drinking straw to her lips to proceed in shooting a spit ball at Striker. "Hey!" Striker says as the spit ball hits him right in the face. Striker wipes his face with the back of his right hand, "Kaitlyn...you are now in a lot of trouble young lady..." Kaitlyn bites down on her bottom lip as she looks at Matt Striker before walks closer to Matt Striker, proceeding to approach his desk and picks up a ruler from the desk. "I know handsome....I've been such a bad girl..." Kaitlyn says before she smirks and Matt Striker, raising the ruler up to her mouth to flick her tongue against the tip of the ruler. Striker clears his throat as he watches Kaitlyn flick her tongue against the tip of the ruler, "If you were one of my students during my days as a teacher you would get detention..." Striker starts to say. Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and smirks slightly as she looks at Matt Striker. "You know, handsome..." Kaitlyn begins to says as she hands the ruler over to Matt Striker. "I've been so bad...I think I deserve a spanking..." Kaitlyn says with a lick of her lips before she turns to one of the two student desks and places her hands onto the surface, proceeding to seductively bend over the student desk. "That's exactly what you deserve... but your spanking will be bare bottom..." Striker says as he steps behind Kaitlyn and uses his right hand to pull down her jean shorts. Kaitlyn glances over her shoulder and playfully laughs. "Ohhhh...even better!" Striker tugs on Kaitlyn jean shorts and pulls them all the way down to her feet. As Kaitlyn starts to step out of her jean shorts, Striker firmly strikes her bare ass cheeks with the ruler. Kaitlyn bites down on her bottom lip and looks back at Matt Striker as the wooden ruler smacks against her bare, juicy and tanned ass. "Mmmmm...you like it rough..." "You're supposed to be learning a lesson..." Striker says as he raises the ruler and bring it down firmly once more against Kaitlyn's ass cheeks, leaving a light red imprint of the ruler on Kaitlyn's gorgeous buns. Kaitlyn presses her lips together and seductively looks back at Striker as she slightly sways her gorgeously tanned and nicely juicy from side to side. "I think I need another spanking, handsome..." "Yes you do..." Striker says as he again raises the ruler and this time swiftly brings it down on Kaitlyn's ass again, causing Kaitlyn to jump slightly. Kaitlyn cutely laughs before she turns around to face Matt Striker. "Mmmmm...that was pretty kinky, handsome..." "You have missed the..." Striker starts to say as Kaitlyn takes the ruler from him and sets it on one of the student desks behind her. "Oh...but it's just about to get fun..." Kaitlyn says as she places her hands onto his waist as she starts to unbuckle to belt from around his jeans. "Young lady... if you are interest in sex education... you can at least get on your knees as you do that..." Striker says as Kaitlyn swiftly pulls his belts through the loops of his slacks. Kaitlyn smirks and nods her head "Excellent suggestion, handsome..." Kaitlyn says with a laugh before she seductively sinks down onto her knees in front of Matt Striker while she proceeds to unzip and unbutton his pants. Matt Striker places his hands on his waist as Kaitlyn takes a moment to pulls her low-cut black tank top off, revealing her large juicy tits. "Hmmm I see you have a pair of D's on your report card already..." Striker says as Kaitlyn tosses her tank top over her shoulder before she pulls down his slacks, freeing his impressively large, meaty tool. Kaitlyn laughs as she tosses her hair back and places her left hand around his shaft to begin to smoothly move her hand up and down his shaft, feeling his cock immediately start to harden. "Mmmm..." Striker moans as Kaitlyn moves her left hand back and forth on his cock, helping it reach its full length and thickness. Kaitlyn leans her head forward and opens her mouth as she presses her soft, moist lips around the head of Matt Striker's cock as she starts rock her head back and forth to smoothly suck his cock. "Mmmmm..." Striker moans again as Kaitlyn laps her tongue against his cock as she bobs her head on his shaft. Kaitlyn moves her hand to base of his cock and rocks her head back and forth to gently slap her wet tongue against his shaft. Striker starts to unbutton his shirt as Kaitlyn bobs her head steadily on his cock while working her tongue on his shaft at the same time. Kaitlyn gently slides her wet tongue back and forth along his shaft as she moves her head at a smooth pace, gradually taking him deeper into her mouth. "Ahhh..." Striker moans as Kaitlyn takes more of his cock into her mouth as he gets his shirt undone, revealing his nicely toned upper body. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as her soft and luscious lips brush back and forth against his cock as she increasingly takes him into her mouth at a swift pace, letting her saliva drip down on his cock. "Ahhh... awww..." Striker moans as the hot NXT Rookie bobs her head swiftly on his cock as he takes off his shirt. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she turns her head slightly to grind her lips on his shaft as she rocks her head impressively back and forth on his shaft. "Mmmm I see this isn't your first time earning an A..." Striker moans as he starts to thrust his cock forward into Kaitlyn's mouth. "Mmmmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she impressively deep throats Matt Striker's cock before she slowly lifts her head up, leaving his shaft dripping in her saliva. Striker licks his lips as Kaitlyn smacks her tongue against his cock before she gets up to her feet. Kaitlyn seductively and playfully narrows her eyes as she looks at Matt Striker before she turns around and leans back over the student desk, sticking her gorgeously juicy and rounded, tanned ass out. "Good girl..." Striker says as he steps directly behind Kaitlyn and he proceeds to guide his meaty cock into Kaitlyn's warm, tight and wet pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah....mmmmm push it deep, handsome..." Kaitlyn moans as she places her hands onto the student desk as she feels his cock smoothly guiding into her pussy. "Mmmmm..." Striker moans as he pushes his cock all the way into Kaitlyn's snatch before he starts to thrust his dick in and out of her pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhh..." Kaitlyn moans as she begins to rock back and forth on her feet, feeling Matt Striker's cock swiftly and smoothly pumping into her wet pussy from behind. Striker places his hands on Kaitlyn's waist as he thrusts his cock at a quicker pace into her cunt. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm...ohhhhh I'm working for that A+..." Kaitlyn moans and laughs as her nicely juicy ass begins to smack back against his toned waist as he continued to drive his cock into her wet pussy "Awwww.... mmmmm... keep it up and you'll get that A+.." Matt Striker groans as he swiftly pumps his cock into Kaitlyn's pussy as she pushes back against him. "Mmmmmm...sounds good to me handsome..." Kaitlyn groans as she smoothly grinds her pussy back against his cock as she continues to rock back on her feet against his cock. Striker moves his hands to Kaitlyn's lower back as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he drills Kaitlyn's pussy. Kaitlyn presses her lips together and glances back at Matt Striker as she smoothly pushes back against his cock, while she rocks forward against the student desk each time Striker thrusts into her from behind. "Ahhhh.... mmmmm..." Matt Striker moans as he drives his cock harder into Kaitlyn's cunt and his balls smack loudly against Kaitlyn's skin with each of his thrusts. "Ohhhhhh...mmmm yeah...show me how bad I am..." Kaitlyn moans and laughs cutely as she moves back and forth against his cock. Striker pulls his cock out of Kaitlyn's snatch and smacks her ass firmly with his right hand, "Get up on a desk..." Striker says. Kaitlyn nods her head and licks her lips before she turns around to face Matt Striker, placing her hands behind her on the desk to lift herself up to sit. When Kaitlyn spreads her legs, Striker steps between them and quickly guides his cock back into her pussy. "Mmmmmmmm...." Kaitlyn moans and tilts her head back as she feels his cock entering her wet pussy. Kaitlyn gently hooks her legs around his waist and begins to rock on the edge of the desk. "Ahhhh.... mmmmm..." Striker moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Kaitlyn's twat as she rocks forward on the desk to match his thrusts. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah handsome...mmmm...." Kaitlyn moans as she moves forward quickly against Striker's cock as she feels him continuing to deeply pump into her pussy. Striker puts his hands under Kaitlyn's legs as he starts to quicken his pace as he fucks her. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhh!" Kaitlyn moans and grinds her pussy back against his cock, feeling him deeply pump into her wet pussy, as she smoothly rocks on the desk at a quickening pace. "Mmmmm... ahhhh... awww..." Matt Striker grunts as he drives his cock deeply into Kaitlyn's snatch as she rocks forward against him. "Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh shit!" Kaitlyn moans as she begins to cum on his cock. Striker licks his lips as his cock starts to throb inside of Kaitlyn's pussy as she cums on his pistoning shaft. "Ohhhhhhhh..." Kaitlyn moans as she smoothly pushes back against his cock, feeling him thrusting rapidly inside of her pussy. When Kaitlyn unwraps her legs from his waist, Striker pulls his throbbing cock out of her pussy and starts to stroke it with his right hand. Kaitlyn licks her lips and smoothly slides off of the desk and down onto her knees in front of Matt Striker as he strokes his cock. "Mmmmm.... ahhhh..." Matt Striker moans as he strokes his cock rapidly until he starts to spray his warm cum all over Kaitlyn's face. Kaitlyn closes her eyes and licks her lips as Matt Striker's cum drips down her beautiful and adorable face. "Ahhhh.... mmmm.... you've earned that A+..." Striker moans as he continues to stroke his cock as he finishes unloading his spunk on Kaitlyn's face. Kaitlyn lifts her eyes and looks up at Matt Striker. "Thanks handsome..." "But this does not clear up your little prank..." Matt Striker starts to say. Kaitlyn bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks up "It doesn't?" "No it does not... in fact you have detention next week... before NXT..." Striker replies. Kaitlyn places her hands on her hips and pouts. "Detention!?" "That's right...and it's going to be a hard detention for you..." Striker adds as he taps the head of his cock against Kaitlyn's pouty lips. -END-