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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



There's Only One Blondetourage
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the SmackDown television tapings at the American Bank Center in Corpus 
Christi, Texas on July 27, 2010, Christian is returning to the backstage area 
after defeating Drew McIntyre. Christian, wearing black and green wrestling 
tights, shakes his left arm slightly, still feeling some pain after McIntyre 
worked on that body part throughout the match. As Christian heads to the 
locker room area, Kelly Kelly and Tiffany, collectively known as the 
Blondetourage, approach him. Tiffany is wearing her cheerleader styled ring 
gear of a purple top and a short white skirt, while Kelly Kelly is in a low 
cut white top and tight fitting black pants. "Hey what's up?" Christian asks 
as both of the gorgeous Divas stop in front of him.

"Oh hey Christian!" Tiffany says with a smile on her face as she places her 
hands onto her gorgeously shaped hips. 

"Hi Christian, what's going on?" Kelly asks with a cute laugh as she presses 
her pouty lips together to look at the former ECW Champion.

"Nothing much just heading back to the locker room after taking McIntyre to 
school..." Christian says with a satisfied grin on his face.

Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and cutely laughs. "I hope you didn't 
bruise his face...I think Drew is kind of cute..." Tiffany replies. Kelly 
raises an eyebrow at Tiffany. 

"Really Tiff? Drew?" Kelly shakes her head and laughs, before turning her 
attention back to Christian. "Anyway Christian, did you happen to see Tiff 
and I show LayCool that not only are we better, but we're definitely hotter!"

"Yeah I saw that last week..." Christian says before he looks at Tiffany, 
"And don't you get a title shot or something later tonight?"

Tiffany nods her head "Oh yeah! And with Kelly by my side....there is no 
chance of me losing!" Tiffany says as she affectionately places her left arm 
around Kelly to give her a side hug. 

Kelly nods her head and laughs as she returns the side hug. "That's right 
Tiff! And when you win...it will be time to party the only way the 
Blondetourage knows how!"

Christian smirks a bit, "I heard how you two like the party... safe to say no 
two divas party like you two do..."

Tiffany licks her lips slightly "Oh yeah! Hot guys and drinks! The only way 
to party!" Tiffany says with a laugh. 

Kelly smiles and nods her head. "That is so right, Tiff! I can never have 
enough drinks or hot guys..."

"Well I could do with a little party right now... but since you have to 
wrestle later Tiffany guess we can't do that..." Christian says jokingly.

Tiffany raises an eyebrow and glances at Christian, pressing her pouty and 
luscious lips together. "Are you saying that you want to party with the 
Blondetourage, Christian?" Tiffany asks with a smile.

"You could say that..." Christian replies as he nods his head.

Kelly smiles and cutely shrugs her shoulders "You know Tiff....if we decide 
to party with Christian right now...it could be your warm up for the 
match..."

Christian licks his lips, "That's not a bad idea..."

Tiffany laughs and cutely looks at Kelly, nodding her head. "You know 
Kell...you do make a good point..." Tiffany says before she looks back at 
Christian. "Are you sure you feel up to partying with us?"

"Oh I'm sure..." Christian nods his head.

Kelly licks her lips and nods her head excitedly. "Great! Then lets go get 
this party started!"

* * *

A short time later in one of the American Bank Center's offices, Christian is 
leaning against a desk as Tiffany and Kelly are both on their knees in front 
of him sliding their soft wet tongues up and down the sides of his long, 
stiff cock. Kelly Kelly has her left hand around the base of his shaft, while 
Tiffany has her right hand gently on his ballsack, lightly massaging and 
playing with his balls as she guides her wet tongue against the right side of 
his shaft. Kelly lifts her adorable and beautiful eyes to look up at 
Christian as she moves her wet tongue against the left side of his cock.

"Ohhh fuck..." Christian moans as the two gorgeous blond haired Divas work 
their tongues all over his cock while Tiffany light cups his balls with her 
right hand. Tiffany guides her soft and wet tongue to the head of Christian's 
cock and begins to gently circle her tongue around the head of his shaft, 
while Kelly continues to slide her wet tongue up and down his long shaft. 
Christian places his right hand on Tiffany's head and his left hand on 
Kelly's head as the both members of the Blondetourage continue to tag team 
his impressive cock. Tiffany removes her right hand from his ballsack as she 
opens her mouth and lightly takes the head of his cock into her mouth. The 
sweet and adorable former ECW General Manager begins to lightly bob her head 
on his cock, while Kelly guides her tongue down to his ballsack and begins to 
playfully slap her tongue against his nicely large balls.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Christian moans as Tiffany bobs her head lightly on his cock 
as Kelly Kelly flicks her tongue back and forth against his ballsack.

"Mmmmmmmm......" Tiffany moans as she presses her soft lips around his cock 
as she smoothly lifts and lowers her blond haired head to sweetly and 
sensually suck on his cock. Kelly cutely laughs as she slides her wet tongue 
against Christian's ballsack before playfully smacking her tongue down. 
Christian tilts his head back as Tiffany sucks and slurps on his cock while 
Kelly uses her tongue to coats his balls with her saliva.

Tiffany places her hands gently onto his muscular thighs as she smoothly, but 
steadily lifts and lowers her head on the upper portion of his cock. 
"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Tiffany softly moans as she slides her tongue against 
the bottom side of his shaft while bobbing her head. Kelly lifts her head 
away from Christian's ballsack and raises her left hand to spit some saliva 
onto the palm before she places her hand onto his ballsack, using the saliva 
to massage against it.

"Ohhh fuck you two are awesome..." Christian moans as Kelly rubs his saliva 
coated balls with her left hand as Tiffany bobs her head repeatedly on his 
tool. Tiffany presses her lips tighter around his shaft before she slowly 
lifts her blond haired head, causing her lips to sharply grind against his 
shaft.

"Ahhh fuck..." Christian moans as the head of his cock escapes with a pop 
from Tiffany's mouth. Tiffany gets to her feet, tosses her blond hair back 
and places her hands onto his chest as she turns to face Christian and leans 
her head forward to lustfully kiss him as she slides her tongue into his 
mouth which was just on his own cock. Kelly, meanwhile, leans her head to 
Christian's cock and lustfully takes him into her mouth as she proceeds to 
smoothly bob her head.

"Mmmmm..." Christian moans as he tastes his own cock on Tiffany's lips and 
tongue as she kisses him. Christian slaps his tongue against Tiffany's tongue 
as Kelly bobs her head at a steady pace on his dick. Tiffany leans further 
into Christian as she moves her hands from his toned chest to shoulders as 
her soft and moist lips rub smoothly against his firm lips as she works her 
tongue around lightly inside of his mouth.

"Mmmmmm ohhh..." Christian moans into Tiffany's mouth as she darts her tongue 
in and out of his mouth as Kelly Kelly turns her head slightly as she sucks 
his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kelly moans as she perfectly lowers her head further 
down on Christian's cock, gently turning her head on his cock as she smoothly 
and repeatedly bobs her head. Christian flicks his tongue against the bottom 
side of Tiffany's tongue as Kelly swallows more of his meaty tool.

Tiffany gently breaks the kiss with Christian and opens her sweet and 
beautiful eyes to look directly at Christian as she smoothly moves her hands 
against Christian's toned, tanned chest. "How's Kelly doing, Christian?" 
Tiffany asks as she turns to glance down at Kelly's blond haired head 
smoothly and continually bobbing on his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmm she's doing awesome..." Christian moans as Kelly sucks and 
slurps on his cock.

Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and cutely looks at Christian. "Well how 
did I do?" Tiffany asks with a laugh.

"Incredible..." Christian laughs a bit as Kelly lifts her head up off of his 
cock.

Kelly presses her pouty lips together and sweetly looks up at Christian as 
she moves her left hand up his long, saliva coated shaft. "Now Christian... 
here's the tough question...which Blondetourage hottie do you want to fuck 
first?"

"Hmmmm... tough choice... but I guess.... I'll pick Tiffany first... since 
you were just sucking my dick..." Christian says with a grin.

Tiffany cutely scrunches her nose up and laughs. "That sounds like an 
excellent choice to me Christian!"

"I'm sure you do like it..." Christian laughs as Tiffany turns and proceeds 
to bend over the desk that he's standing against. After Kelly let's go of his 
cock, Christian moves behind Tiffany and guides his shaft into her tight wet 
pussy. Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip as she glances over her shoulder, 
feeling Christian's long and thick cock sliding into her wet and tight pussy 
from behind as she leans forward to make it easier for Christian to swiftly 
pump his cock into her.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Christian moans as he places his hands on Tiffany's hips as 
he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Christian..." Tiffany moans and closes her eyes as she 
places her hands down onto the desk as she smoothly rocks forward on her 
feet, feeling him increasingly thrust into her. Christian licks his lips as 
he drives his cock sharply and rapidly into Tiffany's pussy as Kelly stands 
up from the floor before she gets on the desk to watch Tiffany get fucked by 
Christian.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh Christian..." Tiffany moans and begins to gently push back 
against his cock to cause her nicely rounded, adorably tanned ass to smack 
against his toned waist.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Christian moans as he pumps his cock deeply into Tiffany's 
cunt. Kelly licks her lips as she spreads her legs and she starts to lightly 
rub her smoothly shaven pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm yeah Christian! Ohhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans as she begins to 
increasingly rock back and forth on her feet while bent over the desk, 
feeling his cock deeply slamming into her.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh fuck..." Christian moans as he hammers Tiffany's pussy. He 
glances at Kelly who is busy rubbing her own hot snatch, "You want some dick 
Kelly?" Christian asks.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and cutely nods her head. "Oh yeah I do 
Christian!" Kelly moans as she sits on the desk and removes her hand from her 
pussy, keeping her gorgeously tanned and smooth legs spread apart Christian 
pulls his cock out of Tiffany's pussy and steps to his right in order to get 
between Kelly's legs. Christian guides his cock into Kelly's pussy and places 
his hands on her thighs as he starts to fuck her.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhh Christian..." Kelly Kelly groans and places her hands 
behind her onto the surface of the desk as she begins to rock lightly with 
Christian swiftly thrusting his cock into her. Tiffany moves to stand behind 
Christian and places her hands onto his shoulders to encouragingly massage 
his shoulders as he pumps into Kelly.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Christian moans as he firmly pumps his cock into Kelly's 
pussy as she leans back further on the desk.

Kelly lifts her legs slightly and gently wraps her tanned, smooth legs around 
his waist as she begins to rock forward on his cock as he deeply pumps into 
her wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh Christian...." Kelly moans.

"Mmmm.... ahhhh..." Christian moans as he drives his cock harder into Kelly's 
pussy as Tiffany massages his shoulders.

Tiffany leans her head forward and whispers into Christian's ear as he 
hammers into Kelly's tight and wet pussy. "How does Kelly feel Christian? All 
nice and wet?"

"Mmmmmm hot nice and wet...." Christian replies as he rams his cock balls 
deep into Kelly's cunt repeatedly.

"Tell me how much you love fucking her pussy..." Tiffany whispers before she 
teasingly bites gently on his ear lobe.

"Ahhhh... awww love fucking a hot tight twat like Kelly's... feels like I'm 
splitting her in half with my dick..." Christian moans as he speeds up his 
thrusts as Kelly grinds herself on his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Kelly moans as she rocks on the edge of 
the desk, feeling his rock hard cock deeply slamming into her wet pussy 
causing her to lightly bounce. With Tiffany nibbling on his ear lobe, 
Christian slams his cock harder and faster into Kelly's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm Christian...ohhhhh yeah!" Kelly moans and grits her teeth 
as she tilts her head back and arches her body slightly as she feels his cock 
rapidly plunging into her wet pussy. 

Tiffany gently flicks her tongue teasingly against his ear lobe as she moves 
her hands against his back. "How about giving me another turn Christian..."

"Ahhhh sure..." Christian replies as pulls his cock out of Kelly's wet twat. 
Christian turns to face Tiffany who puts her hands on his chest to motion for 
him to lay on the desk which Christian does. Tiffany places her hands on 
Christian knees and climbs on top of him.

Tiffany smiles down at Christian and she smoothly lowers herself down on his 
cock. "Ohhhhh...." Tiffany moans and places her hands down onto his toned and 
tanned chest to begin rocking smoothly on his shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Christian moans as Tiffany rocks back and forth on his large 
cock. Christian places his hands on Tiffany's hips as he starts to thrust his 
cock up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...you like that Christian?" Tiffany moans and licks her lips as she 
smoothly bounces up and down on his cock, feeling his shaft completely enter 
her wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmm ohhh yeah..." Christian moans as he thrusts his cock sharply up into 
Tiffany's pussy as she bounces perfectly up and down on his cock. Tiffany 
locks her beautiful and adorable eyes with Christian as she grinds her wet 
pussy down on his cock, while rocking back and forth at an increasing pace, 
causing her juicy, tanned tits to sway back and forth. Christian licks his 
lips as he pumps his cock up into Tiffany's pussy as he watches her tits 
bounce up and down while she rides him. Kelly licks her lips and moves to 
straddle Christian's face while facing Tiffany and the blond haired Superstar 
stars to lap his tongue against Kelly's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Christian..." Kelly Kelly moans as she smoothly grinds 
her pussy down against his face, feeling his tongue thrusting up against her 
wet snatch while she lightly rocks on his face, with Tiffany continuing to 
bounce on his cock.

"Mmmmm... mmmm!" Christian moans as he laps his tongue against Kelly's snatch 
as Tiffany bounces and grinds herself on his upward thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh Christian..." Tiffany moans as she bounces up and down on 
his cock, feeling him thrust up every time she lowers herself down. 
Meanwhile, Kelly places her hands down onto Christian's chest as well as she 
lightly rocks back and forth on his face. Christian bends his legs so that 
his feet are flat on the desk in order to give himself leverage to thrust his 
cock harder up into Tiffany's pussy while at the same time he eats Kelly's 
twat as if he was starving.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...." Tiffany moans as her warm pussy tightens around his shaft as 
her adorable body begins to tremble as she cums on his cock, grinding down on 
his cock.

"Mmmmm... mmmm!" Christian moans against Kelly's snatch as he laps his tongue 
against her pussy while his cock starts to throb within Tiffany's pussy as 
she cums on his shaft. Tiffany licks her lips and tosses her gorgeous blond 
hair back as she smoothly lifts herself off of Christian's cock and easily 
hops down from the desk and to the floor. Kelly Kelly, meanwhile, lays down 
on top of Christian as he continues to munch of her pussy and places her 
right hand around his cock, guiding him up into her wet and soothing 
mouth.

"Mmmmmm... ahhh!" Christian moans as he thrusts his tongue into Kelly's pussy 
as Kelly starts bobbing her head up and down on his pulsating dick. Kelly 
presses her soft lips around his cock and smoothly bobs her head up and down 
on his cock, sliding her tongue against his shaft as she perfectly sucks on 
his dick. Christian raises his hips, pushing his cock up into Kelly's mouth 
while he lowers his head from Kelly's soaking wet cunt. Kelly Kelly begins to 
smoothly and swiftly bob her head up and down on his cock, taking him 
incredibly deeper into her mouth, wetting his cock with her saliva.

"Ahhhh... awwww... mmmmm fuck!" Christian moans and grunts loudly as he 
starts to cum inside of Kelly's mouth as she deep throats his entire tool. 
Kelly presses her lips tightly around his shaft and turns her head to grind 
her lips as he warm cum fills her mouth. Kelly bobs her head a few more times 
before she lifts her head in order to swallow his load.

"Ohhh fuck.... mmmmm damn..." Christian moans as he lays underneath Kelly 
Kelly.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and cutely looks at Christian. "So did you 
like partying with the Blondetourage?" Kelly asks with a laugh. 

Tiffany places her hands onto her hips and smiles. "Of course he did! Who 
wouldn't?"

"Probably someone who doesn't know how fun you two are..." Christian says 
with a laugh as Kelly remains on top of him.

Kelly presses her lips together and gently moves off of Christian. "So... 
Christian..."

"Yeah?" Christian asks as he starts to sit up.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and looks innocently at Christian. "Well 
Tiff and I are going to hit up the clubs later tonight and party 
Blondetourage style...but we don't have dates..."

"Yeah you do... you got Captain Charisma going with you..." Christian replies 
with a smirk.

Kelly smiles and claps her hands together. "Awesome! That will be a blast!" 
Kelly says. 

Tiffany crosses her arms and looks at Christian and Kelly. "That's great and 
all...but I want a date too..."

"Oh I'm sure I could find you one..." Christian says.

Tiffany presses her lips together and blushes. "Do you have someone in mind?"

"Yeah I do..." Christian nods his head, "Just have to make sure he's free..."

Kelly places her hands onto her hips as she moves off of the desk and onto 
the floor. "Well I definitely have to hear who you've got in mind. I have to 
watch out from my fellow Blondetourage bestie..." Kelly says.

"Don't worry I'll tell you who it is...." Christian grins.

-END-