READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: This Is MizTV Episode 33: There's Only One... And I'm Awesome! by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) "What's up Mizfits, welcome to MizTV..." The Miz says as he looks into the lens of his MizCam. He is wearing black pants and a loose fitting gray- buttoned shirt. "I'm here in E KY Expo Center in Pikeville, Kentucky... which means I have the most teeth in the state..." The Miz laughs. "Anyway, I heard through the grapevine, namely that hot blond that I banged senseless a while back, that ECW has yet another new Diva... and you know what, whenever there's a new chick in the WWE, she has to prove that she's like me, The Miz... because I'm AWESOME!" The Miz says loudly before he turns the MizCam around as he starts to walk through the backstage area. The Miz heads for the Divas locker room and pushes the door open in order to enter, "Hey... anyone in here... where's the new chick at?" The Miz asks loudly as he moves the MizCam around as he looks around the Divas locker room until he aims the MizCam at Savannah, who is sitting on the locker room couch and looking at The Miz as if he's crazy. "Hey sexy... are you the new chick I heard so much about?" The Miz asks with a grin. Savannah, dressed in a short light blue skirt and a matching light blue top, presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow as she stands up from the couch. "Ummm...just what do you think you're doing?" Savannah asks with a laugh as the sultry ECW interviewer places her hands onto her nicely shaped hips. The Miz smirks, "I'm the Miz... and this is MizTV... the show where every new chick in the WWE shows me and the world if they are AWESOME!" Savannah laughs a bit and slowly nods her head "Oh...ok...right..." Savannah says, lightly folding her arms against her flat stomach. "And...why exactly did you happen to barge into the Divas locker room...." Savannah then pauses and raises her eyebrow once again "....And more importantly what exactly did you mean by 'the new chick you heard so much about' ?" "I go wherever I want... cause I'm the Miz... the only chick magnet in the WWE... not to mention the current and greatest United States Champion ever!" The Miz says boastfully as he zooms the MizCam in on Savannah, "And this new chick I heard so much about was said to just love using her mouth to get noticed... and you look like the type..." The Miz casually says as he trails off. Savannah presses her lips together, looking at The Miz, not amused. "Excuse me? What exactly do you mean by that?" The beautiful and sultry ECW interviewer asks. The Miz smirks, "I meant exactly what you think I meant... because I'm The Miz.. and I'm AWESOME!" The Miz grins. Savannah slowly nods her head and then laughs "Right..." Savannah says before her beautiful and seductive eyes gradually move up and down The Miz's clothed body, casually checking out the arrogant United States Champion. "Well...you are kind of cute..." "Cute? Baby... I'm the Miz... I'm the hottest Superstar in the entire WWE... " The Miz replies as he aims the MizCam down at Savannah's legs, "I bet those legs would look good wrapped around my..." The Miz again casually trails off as Savannah gives him a look. Savannah laughs a bit and then nods her head "Oh! Now I know who you are... I've heard a lot about you as well from some of the girls, ummm... what did you say your name was again, The Miz?" Savannah asks. "That's right... the one and only, chumps wanna be me and chicks wanna fuck me..." The Miz laughs. Savannah bites down on her bottom lip and blushes a bit. "Really...because what Kelly told me at the big SmackDown Tenth Anniversary Celebration...was that you're a bit...umm...small" Savannah says with a weak smile. "Small? Small?!" The Miz holds the MizCam with his right hand as he uses his left hand to undo his black pants in order to pull out his cock, which is easily over twelve inches in length. "Does that look small to you? I don't think so!" The Miz says with a smirk. "Well...it's not the biggest I've ever seen..." Savannah begins to reply as she noticeably glances down at The Miz's nicely thick and semi-hard cock, licking her sultry lips. "Why don't you come get a closer look.." The Miz says with a smirk. Savannah slightly smirks and nods her head "I could do that..." The sultry interviewer replies before she approaches The Miz and keeps her beautiful eyes locked on his cock, hanging freely between his legs. "Hmmm...there's a lot of things I could do with that..." Savannah says with a cutely teasing laugh. "Such as?" The Miz asks as he aims the MizCam down at Savannah as he pushes his pants down to his feet so that he can step out of him. "Well...I could suck it...or just simply stroke it..." Savannah replies as she shrugs of her shoulders. "Or your can do both at the same time... that is... if you can multi-task..." The Miz smirks as he uses his left hand to unbutton his shirt. Savannah seductively lowers herself down onto her knees in front of The Miz, glancing up seductively at The Miz and his MizCam, placing her hands smoothly against his shaft. "Oh...I can multi-task!" Savannah replies with a laugh. "Mmmm why don't you show me?" The Miz asks as he slips off his shirt once it's undone which involves him switching the MizCam from one hand to the other as Savannah begins to stroke his dick. Savannah grips The Miz's cock gently with her left hand and begins to smoothly work her hand up and down the length of his rapidly hardening shaft before she lowers her head and slides her wet tongue across the swollen head of his cock. "Mmmm...." The Miz moans as Savannah laps her tongue teasingly against the head of his stiff cock while she moves her left hand back and forth on his dick. "Mmmmm..." Savannah softly moans as she slides her sultry tongue around the head of The Miz's cock, locking her beautiful eyes with The Miz and the lens of the MizCam as she coats the tip nicely with her saliva. "Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm you were the chick I heard about..." The Miz moans as he watches Savannah work her tongue against his cock as he films her with the MizCam. Savannah closes her eyes slightly as she opens her mouth and lowers her head to swallow the head of The Miz's cock, wrapping her sultry lips perfectly around his shaft as she begins to skillfully maneuver her head to suck on his cock. "Ahh yeah.... suck that fucking cock..." The Miz moans as Savannah bobs her head perfectly on his cock as she places her right hand on his waist. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Savannah lustfully moans as she rocks forward slightly on her knees, moving her head at a quicker pace on The Miz's cock, working her left hand against the bottom portion of his cock. "Ohhhh.... shit... ahhh yeah..." The Miz moans as Savannah bobs her head quickly on his cock as she takes his cock deeper into her mouth while she pumps her left hand on the lower half of his dick. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Savannah moans turns her head smoothly on The Miz's cock, grinding her sultry lips against his shaft before she takes more of his over twelve inch cock into her lusty mouth. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Savannah moans turns her head smoothly on The Miz's cock, grinding her sultry lips against his shaft before she takes more of his over twelve inch cock into her lusty mouth. "Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh" Savannah seductively moans as she bobs her head deeply against The Miz's cock, feeling the swollen head of his shaft lightly smacking the back of her incredibly hot, wet mouth. "Ohhhh fuck yeah... mmm you're a real natural..." The Miz moans as Savannah continues to deep throat his cock as she twists and turns her head on his shaft. Savannah slowly lifts her head from The Miz's cock, licking her lips and leaving his shaft to drip with her saliva. "Mmm...I'd love to see what else you can do." The Miz licks his lips, "Why don't you show me that hot body of yours first..." The Miz says as he takes a step back and zooms out the MizCam as he continues to aim it at Savannah. Savannah teasingly bites down on her bottom lip as she scoots back on her knees and proceeds to then stand up, causing The Miz to raise his aim of the trusty MizCam. Savannah places her hands onto her light blue top and lifts the top off of her gorgeous upper body to expose her nicely rounded and perky tits. "Now those are some great tits... bet you just love to show them off..." The Miz says as he zooms the MizCam in to get a better shot of Savannah's round, perky tits. Savannah laughs and teasingly cups her nicely rounded tits with her hands and playfully squeezes them. "I love to show off..." "To steal a line from some hot chick I know... that's hot..." The Miz grins as he films Savannah as she squeezes her tits with her hands. Savannah licks her lips as she removes her hands from her tits and places them onto her waist before pushing her light blue skirt down from her gorgeous waist and down her smooth, sultry legs. "And let's see what's downstairs..." The Miz says as he gradually aims the MizCam downward to film Savannah lowering her skirt from her waist. Savannah teasingly sways her sultry hips from side to side as The Miz lowers the MizCam to capture her smoothly shaved and nicely wet pussy. The Miz licks his lips, "Now that's a hot little twat..." The Miz grins as Savannah spreads her legs apart to let The Miz get a better shot of her pussy as he zooms in the MizCam. Savannah raises an eyebrow and smirks as she takes a step back and moves to sit down on the couch, spreading her gorgeous legs apart to expose her delicious pussy completely. The Miz walks over to the couch as Savannah seductively smacks her pussy with her right hand as he films her. "You know... normally I want to show off how great I am at munching carpet... but... I just gotta fuck that cunt..." The Miz says as he stands in front of the couch and leans down in order to push his cock into Savannah's wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh..." Savannah moans and closes her eyes as she feels The Miz's cock entering her nicely wet and warm pussy, before he starts to thrust smoothly into her. "Ahhhh yeah... that's a hot snatch.." The Miz moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Savannah's pussy. He aims his MizCam down at Savannah's pussy to film as his cock goes in and out of it. Savannah gently wraps her smooth and stunning legs around The Miz's toned waist as she starts to move against his thrusting cock, rocking on the cushion of the couch. "Ahhhhh... mmmm fuck I knew those legs would be great around my waist..." The Miz groans as he pumps his cock harder into Savannah's pussy. The Miz aims the MizCam up a bit to film Savannah's tits as the bounce a bit thanks to his firm thrusts. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh" Savannah moans as she smoothly grinds her wet pussy against The Miz's cock as he pumps his shaft into her. "Ohhhhh... mmmm that feels great!" "Ahhhh awwww fuck... mmmm..." The Miz grunts as he slams his cock deeply into Savannah's pussy as she pushes herself against his pistoning cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhh yeah Miz...ohhhh!" Savannah moans as she moves eagerly on the couch in order to push herself against The Miz's cock. "Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhh... hold on..." The Miz moans as he sets The MizCam down on the couch so that he can use both hands in order to lift Savannah up as he turns to sit on the couch with the hot Asian Diva on top of his cock. As Savannah gets used to being on top of him, The Miz picks up his MizCam to resume filming her. Savannah places her hands onto his tanned and toned chest as she starts to smoothly bounce up and down on his shaft. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." "Ohhhh fuck yeah.... you like that big dick?" The Miz moans as he Savannah bounces up and down on his rock hard large and thick cock. "Ohhh...mmmm yeah...I do..." Savannah moans as she smoothly moves her hands against his chest as she rocks back and forth on his shaft, grinding her pussy on his cock that is thrusting upward. The Miz extends his left arm around Savannah in order to have the MizCam film Savannah's ass cheeks smacking down on his thighs as she rides his cock as he pumps it up into her cunt. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhh!" Savannah lustfully moans as she moves back and forth on The Miz's cock, lowering herself eagerly on his shaft. "Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm show me what you got..." The Miz moans as Savannah bounces quickly on his huge dick. "Ohhhhhh!" Savannah moans as she suddenly drops down on The Miz's cock and begins to cum, her pussy tightening around his shaft. "Awww.... ahhhh..." The Miz moans as he brings his left arm from around Savannah so that he can film Savannah rocking her body on his now throbbing dick as she cums on it. Savannah tilts her head back and closes her eyes as she groans and slowly rocks forward on The Miz's cock as her cum drips against it. "Mmmm ahhh you looked like you enjoyed that..." The Miz grins as Savannah slowly rocks back on his pulsating cock. Savannah nods her head and licks her lips. "Mmmm...I did...oh I did..." The sultry ECW interviewer moans as she lightly rocks back and forth on his cock. "I bet you'd just love another taste of The Miz..." The Miz smirks as Savannah grinds herself on his cock. Savannah laughs as she comes to a stop of rocking on The Miz's cock. "Mmmm... you seem to know everything..." Savannah says before she gracefully lifts herself off of The Miz's cock and eagerly lowers herself down onto her knees. The Miz holds the MizCam up as Savannah wraps both of her hands around his cock, "Ohhhh that's because I'm The Miz... and I'm AWESOME!" The Miz moans as Savannah starts to stroke his shaft. Savannah seductively laughs as she moves both of her hands against his now throbbing cock as she leans her head forward and teasingly slaps her wet tongue against his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah..." The Miz moans as he zooms the MizCam in to film Savannah smacking her tongue against the sides of his dick. Savannah closes her eyes as she drags her wet tongue up The Miz's cock, flicking her tongue delicately before lowering her hands back down his cock. "Ahhh yeah... keep it up..." The Miz moans as Savannah strokes his throbbing cock with both hands as she circles her tongue around the swollen head of his dick. Savannah parts her lips and wraps them seductively around the head of his pulsating shaft before she starts to lightly rock her head to suck his shaft. "Ahhhhhh awwww!" The Miz moans as he almost drops the MizCam as he starts to cum inside of Savannah's mouth. "Mmmmmmm..." Savannah moans as she lightly moves her head as she swallows his cum as it sprays from his cock. "Ohhhh damn.... mmmm..." The Miz moans as Savannah sucks on his cock until he shoots every drop of cum into her mouth. Savannah slowly lifts her head from The Miz's cock after swallowing his cum. "Mmmm...now that was tasty..." The Miz smirks as he turns the MizCam around to point it at himself, "As you see MizFits, once again, The Miz is Diva tested, Diva approved... I'm often imitated but never duplicated... because I'm THE MIZ...and I'M.... AWE-SOME!" -END-