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Kristi and Dice present: This Is MizTV Episode 36: Awesome Addictions! by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Backstage at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, The Miz, wearing dark blue jeans, a black button shirt and a jacket, looks into his new MizCam with a smug look on his face, "What up MizFits... it is I... the United States Champion... one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions... the most awesome Superstar in the entire WWE Universe.. The MIZ!" The Miz says, "Now a few weeks ago the MizCam was stolen and since then I've been blackmailed by Stephanie McMahon to take some internet loved indy wrestler named Daniel Bryan under my wing for WWE NXT in order to get a new MizCam." The Miz rolls his eyes, "And let me tell you something, he has a LOT to learn about being a WWE Superstar cause no one cares at how hard you kick or how many holds you know... it's how entertaining you can... I would know, because I'm The Miz and I'm AWESOME!" The Miz says proudly. "Now... speaking of people who need a reality check..." CM Punk, the so called Savior of the people like me who love to have a good time..." The Miz pauses a laughs a bit, "Anyway... Punk 'saved' some hot chick and had her head shaved bald... and after some investigation... I found out something she's totally addicted to..." The Miz says before he walks towards a nearby locker room and opens it. Without saying a word, Miz steps into the locker room and films the Anti-Diva, the Mistress of Straightedge known as Serena laying on a locker room bench, groping her right tit with her right hand while she furiously pumps a long silver dildo in and out of her pussy. "As you see MizFits... Serena is a total nymphomaniac... addicted to sex and I don't think Punk is really going to go out to 'save' her from that addiction..." The Miz says as he casually walks closer to the naked Diva as she raises her hips off the bench as she fucks herself. Serena grits her teeth as she lays on the bench, moving the long dildo inside of her wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh...yesss...ohhhh..." Serena moans pleasurably as she is oblivious to The Miz presence in the locker room. Serena arches her back slightly as she forces the dildo deeper into her pussy. "Hmmm I think she could use something better than that little toy..." The Miz says as he films Serena with the MizCam while he takes off his jacket. Once he has his jacket off, Miz unbuttons his shirt as he walks towards the bench Serena is on as she drives the dildo in and out of her cunt. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Serena moans as she starts to grind her lower body against the dildo while firmly squeezing her tits with her right hand. "Damn she's a horny little slut..." The Miz smirks as he takes off shirt revealing his toned and tanned upper body. The Miz stands next to the bench and aims the MizCam down at Serena as he starts to unbuckle his belt, "Hey Serena need some a cock?" The Miz asks. Serena's beautifully cleansed eyes opens quickly and she suddenly sits up, removing the dildo from her pussy. "Who....who...who let you in!?" Serena snaps slightly as she is clearly at a loss of breath. "I let myself in.. .cause I'm The Miz... and This is MizTV!" The Miz says as he angles the MizCam so that it points at Serena's large, soft and round tits. "Mmmm looks like Punk has some good taste..." Miz says as he pulls his belt through the loops of his jeans. After dropping his belt on the floor, The Miz starts to unbutton his jeans. Serena narrows her beautiful, seductive and cleansed eyes as she looks at The Miz and his MizCam filming her. "CM Punk believes in all that is pure...he can save you...just like he saved me..." Serena says before she happens to glance down at The Miz's crotch as he unbuttons his jeans. "I don't think 'saving me' is what you're really thinking..." The Miz says as he unzips his jeans and pushes them down from his waist, freeing his fully harden cock that is longer and thicker than the dildo Serena is holding. Serena's cleansed, but seductive eyes widen as she looks at the nicely thick and long cock of The Miz. Serena licks her pouty and luscious lips as her left hand suddenly releases hold of the dildo, causing the dildo to drop onto the floor of the locker room. "You like what you see? Do you crave it?" The Miz asks with a smirk as he films Serena looking at his cock while she lustfully licks her lips. Serena slowly nods her shaved head, licking her lips with hungry. "Mmmm... I do... mmmm I love cock..." Serena says as she moves slightly on the bench in order to get closer to The Miz's cock. "Why don't you show my MizFits how much you love cock..." The Miz grins as Serena looks very tempted to grab his cock. Serena grits her teeth slightly as she looks up at The Miz with uncertainty "I don't know...my Savior says I should only devote myself to him..." The Miz keeps the MizCam aimed down at Serena, "You're going to pass up this big dick... look at how long, thick and hard it is... it's a hell of lot better than your little toy that you had going in and out of your sexy little snatch..." Serena licks her lips and slowly nods her shaved head "It is...it's so big..." Serena says as she slowly raises her left hand up toward The Miz's cock. "I can't resist it..." Serena says, gritting her teeth and breathing heavily, before she places her left hand around The Miz's cock and begins to stroke his shaft. "Mmmmm.... yeah... don't even try to resist it... cause my cock is AWESOME!" The Miz grins as he films Serena's left hand going back and forth on his shaft. Serena nods her shaved head and hungrily looks up at The Miz as she lifts and lowers her head at a quickening pace, stroking The Miz's cock. Serena soon lowers her shaved head and slaps her tongue eagerly against the head of The Miz's cock, releasing a low groan at the first taste of his cock. "Mmmm damn.... you're real hungry for my dick..." The Miz moans as Serena works her tongue all over his meaty cock to taste more of it. Serena closes her cleansed and beautiful eyes as she slaps her tongue eagerly against his cock, splashing and flicking her saliva around before opening her mouth and lowering her shaved head to take his cock hungrily into her mouth. "Ohhh yeah..." The Miz groans as Serena begins to rapidly bob her head on his cock while she places her hands on his waist. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm" Serena groans as she presses her lips tightly around his thick and long shaft as she rapidly moves her shaved head, devouring his cock eagerly with her now pure mouth as the Mistress of the Straightedge Society, sucks on his cock. "Ooooo shit... mmmm fuck..." Miz moans as he holds the MizCam with both hands as Serena hungrily sucks and slurps on his cock as she takes it deeper into her mouth. "Mmmmmm..." Serena groans as she turns her shaved head on The Miz's cock, grinding her lips sharply on his shaft, before she suddenly deep throats his entire cock. "Awwww FUCK!" The Miz loudly moans as Serena swallows his entire cock and holds it deep within her mouth. The cocky host of MizTV licks his lips as he feels Serena's saliva dripping right against his crotch as she savors having the Miz's dick down her throat. "Mmmmmmm...." Serena moans before she lifts her seductive and cleansed eyes up to look at The Miz before she starts to rapidly and eagerly bob her head at an incredibly quick pace, while she continues to deeply suck on his cock. "Mmmm fuck you're a real cock addict!" The Miz moans as Serena swiftly sucks and slurps on his cock. He lowers the MizCam and films Serena from the right side to capture footage of her face pressing against his crotch as she blows him. Serena slowly pulls her shaved head back and licks her lustful lips before she turns on the bench and sits up onto her knees, bending forward onto her hands and knees. "Ohhhhh I want that cock!" Serena groans. "I bet you do..." The Miz grins as he straddles the bench in order to get behind her. Holding the MizCam with one hand, Miz uses the other hand to guide his cock into Serena's dripping wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh...mmmm yeah! Mmmmm I love getting fucked..." Serena moans as she firmly and immediately rocks back on her knees in order to push back against The Miz's cock before he has a chance to begin thrusting. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm..." The Miz moans as Serena rocks back and forth with his cock in her pussy. The Miz gradually starts to thrust his cock into Serena's cunt, but let's her fuck herself on his large cock as he films it with the MizCam. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Serena moans as she turns her shaved head to glance back at The Miz as she firmly pushes back and rocks back and forth on her feet with her large and juicy tits swaying back and forth. "Yeah push back..." The Miz groans as he steadily increases the pace of his thrusts as Serena rocks back and forth. Serena grits her teeth as she tightly grips the sides of the bench with her hands while rocking back and forth against The Miz's cock, her juicy and rounded ass smacking against The Miz's toned and tanned waist. Serena grits her teeth as she tightly grips the sides of the bench with her hands while rocking back and forth against The Miz's cock, her juicy and rounded ass smacking against The Miz's toned and tanned waist. "Ahhh... ohh yeah..." The Miz grunts as he switches which hand is holding The MizCam as he pounds Serena's pussy with deep sharp thrusts while her juicy round ass collides repeatedly with his waist. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh!" Serena moans and closes her eyes as she steadily pushes back against The Miz's cock, feeling his entire shaft ramming deeply inside of her wet and warm snatch. "Mmmm... shit your pussy is tight.... I'm impressed..." The Miz groans as he pulls his cock out of Serena's pussy and the Anti-Diva turns her head back to look at him with a desperate look in her eyes the moment Miz's cock leaves her pussy. Serena shakes her shaved head "I'm not done...I need more!" Serena seductively pleads. The Miz bends down and picks up Serena's silver dildo before he lays on the bench, "Then get on top..." The Miz smirks as he points at his cock with Serena's dildo while she turns on the bench. Serena narrows her eyes and smirks at The Miz before she straddles his body, placing her hands onto his toned, tanned chest and then lowering her curved and juicy body onto his rock hard cock, lowering down completely to take him deep inside of her wet and tight snatch. "Ahhh ohhh yeah..." The Miz moans as Serena slides her hands on his chest as she starts to bounce on his cock. The Miz holds The MizCam near the right side of his head as it's aimed up at Serena to film her large tits bouncing with each movement she makes. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh it's been such a long time..." Serena groans and closes her cleansed, beautiful eyes as she grinds her tight pussy down on his shaft while rocking back and forth on his shaft. "Ohhh yeah ride it... show me how much you're addicted..." The Miz moans as he thrusts his cock up into Serena's pussy. The Miz raises Serena's dildo up with his left hand and slides the tip of it against Serena's lips. Serena blindly slides her tongue out of her mouth and circles her tongue against the head of the dildo as she rocks back and forth on The Miz's cock, feeling him pump his cock upward into her tight pussy. "Mmmm fuck... I should get myself a camera man..." The Miz moans as he thrusts his cock up into Serena's pussy while he holds the dildo steady for Serena to lap her tongue against while he's also holding the MizCam to film the Mistress of the Straightedge Society. "Mmmmmm..." Serena moans as she opens her mouth and wraps her pouty lips around the dildo, beginning to lightly suck on it, while she eagerly moves on The Miz's cock, deeply thrusting up into her pussy. The Miz licks his lips as he starts to move the dildo in and out of Serena's mouth as she rocks back and forth on his upward thrusting shaft. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Serena moans as her lips move back and forth against the dildo's shaft as she moves her shaved head on the dildo to suck on it lustfully. Serena lightly moves her hands against The Miz's toned and tanned chest as she rapidly bounces and rocks on his cock. "Ohhh shit yeah this is hot..." Miz moans as Serena raises her right hand off of his chest to take the dildo from him. The Miz switches which hand is holding the MizCam as he starts to sit up on the bench as she sucks on the dildo while riding his cock. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Serena moans as she bobs her shaved head along the dildo as she grinds her juicy and seductively curved body back and forth on The Miz's cock. "Mmmmm ahh yeah you're a fucking sex craving slut aren't you..." The Miz asks as he gets a close up of Serena deep throating the silver dildo. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm..." Serena moans and nods her shaved head as she seductively moves her head on the dildo while she sharply rocks forward on The Miz's cock, lowering swiftly. The Miz places the MizCam on the bench behind him and angles it to point out towards the large open area of the locker room. As Serena pulls the dildo out of her mouth as Miz pushes himself and her off of the bench and down to the floor. Once on the floor, The Miz pulls out of Serena's pussy and lifts her lower body up enough in order to shove his cock into her asshole. "Mmmmmm....ohhhhh yeah..." Serena moans and grits her teeth as she leans back and grinds her lower body down on his shaft, feeling him start to thrust his cock into her tight asshole "Mmmmm ahhh... ohhh fuck..." The Miz groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Serena's asshole while she guides the silver dildo into her own pussy once again. As The Miz drills her ass, the Anti-Diva fucks herself with the dildo. "Mmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Serena moans as she leans her shaved head back and licks her lips as she works the dildo against her tight and wet pussy, while she eagerly rocks on The Miz's cock, deeply buried inside of her ass. "Mmmmm shit... guess you like to get stuffed in both holes..." The Miz grunts as he drives his cock into Serena's asshole while she plunges the dildo in and out of her snatch. "Mmmmm...ohhhh yes... I love it..." Serena moans as she grinds her juicy ass down on The Miz's cock, while she deeply thrusts the dildo into her tight and warm pussy as sweat drips off of her cleansed, purified body. "Ahhh... awww... ahhhh..." The Miz groans as sweat drips down his toned and tanned body while his cock starts to throb inside of Serena's asshole. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Serena moans as she turns her shaved head to look back at The Miz as she feels his cock deeply ramming into her tight ass. "Ahhhh ohhh shit..." The Miz grunts as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Serena's pussy as she pulls the dildo out of her snatch. The Miz grabs the MizCam and stands up as Serena sits up on her knees to grab his meaty cock. Serena looks up at The Miz with her hungry, beautifully cleansed eyes and begins to stroke The Miz's throbbing cock with her right hand as she plays with his swollen ballsack with her left hand. "Ahhhh ahhhhhh..." The Miz moans as he aims the MizCam at Serena's face as his cock starts to erupt with thick warm streams of cum. Serena opens her mouth and leans her shaved head back as The Miz's thick and warm cum splatters against her face and sprays into her cleansed mouth. "Mmmmm fuck... ahhhh..." The Miz moans as Serena keeps stroking his cock with her right hand until she's sure he's out of cum. Serena licks her lips and lustfully looks up at The Miz after swallowing his load of cum. "Mmmmm...I needed that..." "I bet you did..." The Miz says with a smirk as he keeps the MizCam aimed at Serena's cum covered face. "So MizFits... it's safe to say that Serena has some addictions that I hope she doesn't get cured of..." The Miz says before he aims the MizCam at himself. "That's it for this episode of MizTV... I am the United States Champion... one half of the Unified Tag Team Champion.... I am the Miz... and I'M AWESOME!" -END-