READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Total Dirt Access by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At a party at the Playboy Mansion located in Los Angeles, California, the WWE's Shaman of Sexy John Morrison, wearing tight fitting black pants and a white silk shirt, is having a drink with socialite Paris Hilton. "So Johnny... when are you and I going to go for another spin... that last time was like just sooo hot..." Paris asks. "Well... you know I got a bit of a heavy schedule... but I'm sure I can fit you in," John Morrison replies. Paris smirks, "Interesting choice of words... cause it would be me fitting you in..." Paris says as The Miz, John Morrison's ex-tag team partner, former friend and rival in the WWE steps between her and Morrison. "Hey wonder-abs you and I need to talk," The Miz says. "Um excuse me who is this loser..." Paris says before Morrison can say anything to The Miz. The Miz turns and looks at Paris, "Loser? Hey lady I'm The Miz and I'm AWE- SOME!" The Miz says. "Big whoop... you are a loser..." Paris says as she holds up her left hand with her index finger and thumb in the shape of an L. Paris looks at Morrison and smiles, "Johnny... call me...." Paris says before she walks away. "Miz... how the hell did you get into this party..." John Morrison asks as he glares slightly at The Miz, who's wearing custom made gray jeans and white button shirt with a brown jacket.. The Miz smirks, "My date got me in..." "You got a date? Now there's a miracle... so what do you want?" Morrison asks. "Look this chick I'm with a big fan of my show that you were on, you know The Dirt Sheet... and she wants the total Dirt Sheet experience," The Miz says and it's obvious to Morrison that he's either lying his ass off or grossly exaggerating what's true. "Ah-ha... Miz I want nothing to do with you," John Morrison says as he starts to turn away. "Whoa hold up... trust me on this, she totally wants to be tag teamed, and I know you can't turn down a chick," The Miz says. Morrison rolls his eyes and turns to look at The Miz, "This might be good for a laugh... what does your date look like? Wait let me guess, she's some fat chick with missing teeth..." "You're gonna eat those words..." The Miz smirks as he starts to guide Morrison towards one of the doors that leads out of the Playboy Mansion. "By the way, who was the blond... she looked like Paris Hilton..." "Miz... that was Paris..." Morrison replies. * * * A short time later, The Miz and John Morrison are walking into the famous Playboy Mansion grotto, "Here we are..." The Miz says with a smirk but he's not talking to Morrison. John Morrison looks around as he stands behind The Miz, but he doesn't see who Miz is talking to, "Just as I thought... you don't have a date..." Morrison says. "John... may I introduce the smoking hot... Maria Menounos..." The Miz says as he turns around as Maria steps from a dimly lit corner at the far end of the grotto. John Morrison smirks a bit as he sees Maria, "Ok... for once I'm impressed..." Morrison says as Maria Menounos walks towards the former Tag Team Champions. "Wow...you are really gorgeous!" The Greek beauty and Access Hollywood correspondent, Maria Menounos, dressed in a short black beach-style skirt and a white bikini top, says as she approaches John Morrison. John Morrison smirks, "Why... hello there..." Morrison says as he starts to check out the gorgeous Access Hollywood correspondent. The Miz smirks as he moves to stand next to Maria, "See Maria I told you he'd get all nerdy..." Miz says. "It's called being charming Miz... as if you know the meaning of the word..." Morrison replies. Maria raises an eyebrow and bites down on her bottom lip looking seductively at John Morrison, almost transfixed with him. Maria licks her lips lightly as she turns to her head to glance at The Miz for a moment. "He can be nerdy all he wants..." Maria Menounos says with a lustful laugh. "So Miz tells me you wanted to get up close and personal..." John Morrison says as he looks down at Maria's legs. ""Hey that's not..." The Miz starts to say before Maria begins to reply to Morrison. Maria smiles and presses her moist, luscious and pouty lips together before cutely shrugging her shoulders, "You could say that...but I'd rather use the term...fuck..." Maria says as she glances down noticeably at the bulge of Morrison's pants. Morrison smirks, "Miz I got to say for once I am impressed...." Morrison says. "You better be... Maria is all class..." The Miz replies. "And a hot piece of ass..." Morrison says as he starts to undo his silk shirt, which brings a smile to Maria's face. Maria Menounos nods her brunette haired head in approval and smirks as John Morrison gradually exposes his gorgeous and perfectly defined, tanned chest and abs. "Mmmm...even better in person!" John Morrison smirks as he neatly slides his silk shirt off of his arms and drapes in on one of the grotto's rocks. "Why don't you show me what you got?" Morrison asks Maria before he looks at Miz. "I'm sure your date would prefer two instead of one..." Morrison says. Maria Menounos blushes cutely and bites down on her bottom lip. "I'm always in the mood for two..." Maria comments as she places her hands onto her gorgeously curved and tanned hips before she places her hands against the material of her black short beach-styled skirt and pushes the skirt down from her waist and leading it down her gorgeously long and smooth, tanned legs to expose a pair of white bikini bottoms underneath. The Miz glares at Morrison, "You're going to owe me big time..." The Miz says as he starts to take off his jacket before he looks at Maria's gorgeous legs as she steps out of her skirt. "Right...." Morrison says as unbuckles his belt as he keeps his eyes on Maria before he starts to undo his tight fitting black pants. Maria presses her soft and pouty lips together as she glances back at The Miz, sweetly, but seductively smiling at him. "Oh Miz...don't be such a poor sport...I promise you'll get equal attention..." Maria says as she watches The Miz start to remove his shirt. "Mmm...very hot, Miz..." Maria Menounos says, getting him a major ego boost. "Damn right I'm hot... cause I'm AWE-SOME!" The Miz grins even though his upper body is not even in the same league as Morrison's perfectly muscular and tanned upper body. Meanwhile, Morrison has lowered his pants, freeing his near fourteen-inch cock that is quickly hardening. Maria's beautiful and stunning eyes immediately lock on the hardening cock of John Morrison causing her to lick her lips. "Mmmm...now that's extremely nice John! One of the best I've seen!" Maria says with a cute laugh before taking a step toward the gorgeous Shaman of Sexy. "Why don't you take off your top and then get a closer look..." Morrison smirks as he steps out of his pants and kicks off his shoes at the same time. The Miz meanwhile is lowering his jeans freeing his own fat cock. Maria nods her head and smiles "Sounds like an awesome idea to me!" Maria says excitedly before the stunning Greek beauty reaches over her shoulder with her left hand to unclip the back of her white bikini top. Maria teasingly looks at John Morrison and slides before she slowly, but seductively peels the white bikini top from her gorgeously tanned upper body and exposing her juicy, perfectly rounded and perky tits. "Mmmmm Miz has some good taste..." Morrison says as Maria Menounos proceeds to kneel in front of him after dropping her bikini top on the ground. "Thanks..." Maria says with a cute laugh as she places her hands gently around his long and rigid shaft, sweetly looking up at the Shaman of Sexy, gently moving her hands against his already fully hard shaft. "Ahhh.... mmm..." Morrison moans slightly as Maria's hands travel up and down the length of his huge cock. "I know this is gonna be worth it..." The Miz grins as he moves behind Maria and kneels on the ground. The Miz places his hands on Maria's waist and begins to slide down her bikini bottoms. Maria glances over her shoulder and sweetly smiles back at The Miz as she watches him lowering her white bikini bottoms to expose her nicely rounded, tanned and juicy ass. "You bet it will be!" Maria replies before turning her head back to face Morrison's incredibly large cock and leaning her head forward, gently sliding her wet tongue against the swollen head of his cock. "Ahhhh...." Morrison licks his lips as Maria begins lapping her tongue gently against the large swollen head of his huge cock. The Miz finishes pulling Maria's bikini bottoms off of her legs and he scoots close to her so that the Greek beauty can feel his thick cock pressing against her ass as Miz starts to feel up her ass cheeks. "Mmmmmmm...." Access Hollywood's correspondent, Maria Menounos, moans softly while lapping her wet tongue against the head of Morrison's cock, as she feels the head of The Miz's cock pressed against her ass cheeks while his hands roam her gorgeous ass. "Yeah.... you feel that dick..." The Miz says as he grinds his cock against Maria's ass while he gropes her ass cheeks. Morrison licks his lips as Maria slaps her tongue against his cock. Maria Menounos closes her beautiful eyes as she opens her mouth and lowers her head on Morrison's cock. "Mmmmmm...." Maria lustfully groans as she wraps her lips around the shaft of John Morrison and begins to perfectly and smoothly bobs her head to suck his cock. Maria lightly rocks back on her knees, grinding her incredibly perfect Greek ass back against his exposed cock, resting against her juicy ass. "Mmmmm ahhh yeah..." John Morrison licks his lips as Maria Menounos bobs her head up and down on his large cock. The Miz scoots back slightly so that he can guide his cock down Maria's ass cheeks before he pushes his thick cock into her tight warm and wet pussy. "MMMMMMMM!" Maria suddenly and loudly moans in surprise as she feels The Miz's cock entering her tight and warm, perfectly wet pussy from behind, causing her to clamp her lips tightly around John Morrison's cock. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm..." The Miz smirks as he feels Maria rock back against him before he starts to move his cock in and out of her pussy. The Miz place his hands on Maria's waist and smirks at Morrison as he fucks her, "Yeah she couldn't wait for me to get inside of her again..." The Miz says with a slight grunt. "Ahhhh Could've fooled me Miz... your girl wanted me as soon as she saw me up close..." Morrison moans as Maria resumes bobbing her head on his long, hard and thick cock. "Mmmmm...mmmmm...." Maria moans as she places her hands onto John Morrison's muscular, tanned legs as she rocks forward on her knees toward the Shaman of Sexy while smoothly lifting and lowering her head on his long shaft, grinding her pouty lips against his shaft. "Mmmmmmm!" Maria happily groans as she also rocks back gently on her knees to push back on The Miz's cock inside of her pussy. "Ohhh ahhhh... awww..." John Morrison licks his lips as Maria takes his massive cock deeper into her warm, wet mouth. The Miz grits his teeth as he drives his cock harder into her Maria's pussy as she pushes back against him. Maria Menounos lifts her beautiful and sweetly seductive eyes to look up at John Morrison, perfectly turning her brunette head on his shaft, before lowering her head further down on Morrison's massive cock. Maria's perfectly shaped and tanned Greek ass gently smacks against The Miz's toned waist as he swiftly pumps his shaft into her from behind. "Ahhhh mmmmm...Miz your girl totally loves sucking my dick..." John Morrison moans as he taunts his former tag team partner as Maria swallows almost his entire cock. "Awww that's because I'm fucking her brains out..." Miz moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Maria's tight wet pussy with harder and faster thrusts. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Maria Menounos groans loudly on John Morrison's cock as the head of his shaft presses against the back of her mouth as the firm and deep thrusts of The Miz's cock not only causes her gorgeous ass to loudly smack against his toned waist, but also causes her to rock forward and deep throat Morrison's cock. "Awww.... ahhhh... mmmm fuck..." The Miz licks his lips as he rams his cock deeply into Maria's tight pussy just as she begins to lift her head up on Morrison's cock. Maria narrows her eyes seductively, looking up at John Morrison, as she places her left hand back around his shaft while she starts to gently brush her wet, soft tongue around the head of his shaft. "Yeah.... ahhh yeah... she got tired of you real quick..." The Miz smirks as he keeps thrusting his cock into Maria's pussy. John Morrison smirks, "I don't think so Miz..." Morrison replies as Maria Menounos lifts her head away from John Morrison's cock in order to glance over her shoulder to smile at The Miz as he pulls her back with his hands on her gorgeous waist, forcing his cock deep into her pussy. "Ahhh yeah you can't get enough of The Miz right baby...." The Miz smirks as he keeps pumping his cock into Maria's pussy. "Oh you know it Miz!" Maria moans with a laugh as she quickly rocks back and forth on her knees, before smirking slightly. "But...I think John deserves a turn..." "Ahhhh you're way too nice..." The Miz smirks as he slows down his thrusts and pulls out of Maria's pussy as John Morrison casually lays down on the ground. Maria Menounos licks her lips and turns to face John Morrison. "Gorgeous...I hope you're ready!" Maria Menounos licks her lips and turns to face John Morrison. "Gorgeous...I hope you're ready!" Maria says with a laugh as the incredibly beautiful Greek seductress crawls teasingly toward the Shaman of Sexy. "The Shaman of Sexy is always ready..." Morrison says with a smirk as Maria crawls over his perfectly tanned and muscular body. Maria presses her lips together as she lifts her gorgeously curved and toned, tanned body before she mounts herself onto Morrison's large cock, smoothly lowering herself. "Ohhhhh....." Maria groans. "Mmmmmmm... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as Maria lowers herself all the way down on his massive cock before she starts to rock back and forth. "Safe to say she's not impress..." The Miz smirks as he stands up. Maria grits her teeth as she settles herself down completely on John Morrison's incredibly large cock. "Ohhhhh shit..." Maria Menounos moans and licks her lips before placing her hands onto his chest as she starts to rock forward on his cock. "Ahhhh mmmm... I think she will disagree with you Miz..." Morrison moans as he puts his hands on Maria's waist as he starts to thrust his cock up into Maria's pussy. "Oh yeah right..." The Miz replies as he moves to stand next to Maria and she notices his cock hanging near her face. "Boys....don't fight..." Maria says with a cute laugh as she turns her brunette head and opens her mouth to eagerly take The Miz's cock into her nicely wet and warm mouth. Maria wraps her pouty lips around The Miz's shaft as she starts bob her head, sucking his shaft, while she bounces lightly on the cock of John Morrison. "Ahhhh... mmmm..." The Miz moans as Maria smoothly bobs her head on his thick cock. John Morrison slides his hands from Maria's waist up to her perky tits as she bounces lightly on his pistoning cock. Maria lifts her right hand from John Morrison's muscular chest and places it onto Miz's waist as she bobs her head smoothly on his cock, slapping her tongue gently against his cock. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Maria moans against The Miz's cock while sliding her left hand against Morrison's gorgeous chest and rocking smoothly on his cock. "Ahhhh mmmm man Miz have you even fucked her before.... she's so tight..." Morrison smirks as he thrusts his cock up into Maria's pussy. "Awww you're so fucking full of it...." The Miz snaps at Morrison as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Maria's mouth. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Maria Menounos moans as she turns her brunette head of The Miz's as her soft, pouty lips brush back and forth on his shaft while she steadily maneuvers her head. The fingernails of Maria's left hand lightly rake against Morrison's gorgeous, muscular chest as she sharply lowers on his upward thrusting cock. "Ohhhh ahhh yeah suck that cock..." Miz moans as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of Maria's warm and wet mouth. John Morrison flicks his thumbs against Maria's nipples as he gropes her tits as she rides his thrusting cock. Maria Menounos presses her lips tightly around The Miz's cock, teasing the ego-driven Superstar before she slowly pulls her head back, causing The Miz's shaft to fall from her mouth with the saliva dripping from his shaft and onto the chest of John Morrison below. "Hey I was loving that..." The Miz replies and Morrison laughs a bit at Miz's reaction to Maria lifting her head off of his cock. The Shaman of Sexy smoothly lifts Maria off of his cock, "Someone needs a bib..." Morrison says with a smirk to Maria as he comments on her salvia dripping on his chest. Maria, sitting on her knees on the concrete patio of the Playboys Mansion's famous grotto, blushes and laughs as she raises her left hand to her mouth and chin, in order to wipe the saliva clean. "Sorry...." Maria says cutely. "It's all right... as long as you wrap those pretty lips around my cock again..." Morrison says as he sits up on the ground. Meanwhile, The Miz has moved behind Maria and he has her lay on her right side as he lays behind her. "I'm not done yet..." The Miz says as he lifts Maria's left leg and guides his cock back into Maria's tight pussy. "Mmmm...ohhhh that's a shame...." Maria Menounos replies with a teasingly moan and laugh as she feels The Miz's cock entering her tight pussy as she lays on her side, while John Morrison kneels down on the concrete floor of the grotto near Maria. "Mmmm...you wanna fuck my mouth, John?" "After an invitation like that? Of course I do..." John Morrison says as he closes the distance between himself and Maria. John puts his right hand underneath Maria's head as he guides his huge cock into her wide-open mouth as The Miz pumps his shaft in and out of Maria's pussy. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Maria moans and holds her head still, adorably looking up at John Morrison as he lightly pumps his cock into her warm and wet mouth, while The Miz deeply pumps his cock into her tight pussy, causing her to slide against the concrete ground of the grotto. "Ahhh... watch and learn Miz..." Morrison smirks as he pushes his cock further into Maria's wide open mouth with each of his thrusts. "Ohhh blow it out your ass..." The Miz grunts as he increases his pace as he drives his cock into Maria's cunt. "Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Maria moans as she playfully slides her tongue against the bottom side of John Morrison's cock as he moves his cock smoothly in her hot mouth. "Ahhhh... mmm yeah.... ohhhh..." Morrison moans as he slows his pace down as he holds his entire cock inside of Maria's mouth for various lengths of the time. The Miz grits his teeth as he keeps hammering Maria's pussy from behind. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Maria moans, closing her beautiful eyes as she presses her pouty lips down on Morrison's thick shaft. Maria perfectly grinds her gorgeous backside against The Miz as he deeply plows his shaft into her tight, wet and warm pussy from behind. "Ahhhh.... awww... ohhh shit...' The Miz groans as he begins to cum inside of Maria's tight pussy while John Morrison now just holds his cock inside of Maria's mouth. "Mmmmmmmm!" Maria Menounos moans around John Morrison's shaft as her gorgeous, slightly sweat coated body tenses upon feeling The Miz's warm cum suddenly flooding into her pussy. "Ahhh yeah... she's well fucked...' The Miz groans as he fills Maria's pussy with his warm spunk. "I don't think so..." John Morrison smirks as he slowly pulls his massive cock out of Maria's mouth. Morrison takes almost a full minute to extract his saliva coated cock from Maria's mouth as the Miz pulls out of Maria's pussy. Maria licks her lips and opens her beautiful eyes to glance up at the Shaman of Sexy. "Mmmm...got something in mind, gorgeous?" "Turn around... and show me that hot ass..." Morrison smirks as scoots back a bit to give Maria enough room to turn on the ground. "Lame..." The Miz rolls his eyes as he starts to grab his clothes. Maria bites down on her bottom lip and blushes "Mmm...sounds fun!" Maria replies and the gorgeous Access Hollywood correspondent turns on her knees with her gorgeous backside facing John Morrison. John Morrison smirks as he places his hands on Maria's ass to spread her cheeks apart. "Hmmm looks like you don't take it up the ass much..." Morrison says as he checks out Maria's now exposed asshole. Morrison uses his left hand to guide his cock towards Maria's asshole and he takes his time in pushing the huge swollen head of his cock against her asshole. "Ohhhhhh! Mmmmmm shit!" Maria Menounos groans and grits her teeth as she feels Morrison's large cock entering and stretching her asshole. "Ahhhhhh... awww...." John Morrison smirks as he pushes his cock deeper into Maria's asshole. "And she told me she didn't like it in the ass..." The Miz says. Morrison smirks as he has over half of his cock inside of Maria's ass as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her asshole, "Ahhh must be because you're not... big enough..." "Ohhhhh...mmmm that feels so good John..." Maria moans and leans her head back slightly as she begins to lightly rock back and forth on her knees. Morrison licks his lips as places his hands on Maria's lower back as he steadily thrusts his cock into Maria's asshole, and with each thrust his pushes more of his cock into her ass. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh...yeah..." Maria moans and licks her lips as places her hands firmly onto the ground in front of her in order to smoothly steady herself and push back against Morrison. "Ahhhhh.... ahhh..." Morrison grunts as the last few inches of his cock enters Maria's asshole thanks to Maria pushing back against him. Morrison switches his pace to a much quicker and harder pace which pleasantly catches the Access Hollywood correspondent by surprise. Meanwhile, neither Morrison nor Maria notice as The Miz leaves the world famous Playboy Mansion grotto. "Ohhhhhh....ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh!" Maria moans and lustfully tilts her head back feeling Morrison's cock thrusting quickly into her tight asshole, sweat dripping from her gorgeous Greek body. "Mmmmm ahhh... awww..." John Morrison grunts as he rams his cock balls deep into Maria's asshole as sweat drips down his gorgeous muscular and tanned body. "Ohhhhh...that feels so good John...ohhhh!" Maria Menounos moans and glances over her shoulder as she pushes herself against Morrison's muscular waist. "Mmmmm ahhh mmmm you really got a perfect... awww ass..." John Morrison groans as his massive cock starts to throb inside of Maria Menounos's ass. "Ohhhhh...yeah...ohhhh give it to me John! Ohhhhh!" Maria Menounos moans with sweat dripping down her face. "Ahhhhh awww come on...." Morrison moans as he pulls his huge throbbing cock out of Maria's well fucked asshole. Morrison grips his cock and starts to stroke it swiftly and the head of his cock briefly smacks against Maria's sweat coated ass before she turns over onto her back to lay in front of him. Maria presses her lips together and lustfully looks up at Morrison "Mmmm come on baby...I want that cum..." Maria Menounos moans as John Morrison straddles her gorgeous, sweat coated body as she lays on the ground of the grotto. John Morrison smirks as Maria places her hands on his thighs as he continues to stroke his cock as he straddles her gorgeous Greek body. "Ahhhh.... aww ahhh...." John Morrison throws his head back as he starts to shoot an incredible amount off cum from his cock. Maria opens her incredible mouth and manages to catch some of Morrison's cum as it sprays out from his shaft. "Mmmmm..." "Ahhhh mmmmm...." John Morrison groans as he keep stroking his long pulsating cock until he's finished cumming. Maria cutely closes her mouth and leans her head back slightly to swallow the load of Morrison's cum that landed inside of her mouth. Maria licks her pouty lips clean before kissing the swollen, pulsating head of Morrison's shaft. "Ahhh... mmm...." Morrison looks around and smirks, "Looks like Miz left..." Maria bites down on her bottom lip and raises an eyebrow "He did?" Maria asks. "Yeah he did...." Morrison starts to laugh a bit as he gets off of Maria, "He gets so jealous because I'm the Shaman of Sexy... the Guru of Greatness... and Every Night Delight..." Maria smiles and nods her head "You're definitely gorgeous..." Maria says as she moves to sit up from laying down. "So...Mr. Morrison, how can I return the favor?" John Morrison smirks, "How about coming with me to the Palace of Wisdom... for a more... enlightened encounter?" Maria rubs her pouty lips together "Anything special in mind?" Morrison licks his lips, "As you may or may not know...I do like to make... movies..." Morrison says with a suggestive grin. Maria Menounos raises an eyebrow curiously. "What kind of movies?" Maria asks with a cute laugh. "The.... erotic kind..." Morrison replies with a smirk. Maria licks her lips and smirks as well. "Oh...scandalous..." -END-