READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Tricks And Treats by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the 8-Diva Halloween Tag Team match at the October 26, 2010 Friday Night SmackDown television tapings; the WWE's resident leprechaun Hornswoggle is roaming the backstage area of Milwaukee, Wisconsin's Bradley Center dressed in his cowboy Halloween costume. His costumes consist of a white t- shirt, blue bandana, a brown vest, black cowboy hat, jeans, mini-cowboy boots and black chaps. Hornswoggle makes his way to the catering area where Rosa Mendes, dressed as a leprechaun, is looking at the various food on the table. Rosa's costume consists of a short green frilled skirt with white laced trimmed at the bottom, long white stockings that reach above her knees, a low-cut white top with a green ribbon tied at the center, a green leprechaun's hat and black boots. "Ahhhh..." Hornswoggle rubs his hands deviously as he sees Rosa bending over the catering table to grab something from the far end of it, which causes her short skirt to rise a bit, revealing her green panties. Hornswoggle quietly moves behind Rosa, raises his hands and grabs Rosa's ass with both of his hands as if her backside was a big bowl of candy. "Ohhhhhhhh!" Rosa shouts in surprise, jumping forward slightly before she turns around to face her groper. Rosa slowly turns her head to scan the catering room, not seeing a single person before she slowly lowers her head to look down at the cowboy dressed Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle places his hands behind his back and innocently smiles up at Rosa. "What do you think you're doing!?" Rosa Mendes snaps slightly as she folds her arms against her stomach. "I mean...I know I'm Rosa Mendes and all, and that I'm like so totally gorgeous and sexy..." "Ahhh ahhhh awww ahhh ahh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he looks up at Rosa. "What's your problem!? Can't you like speak?" Rosa asks as she looks down at Hornswoggle. "Oh wait! I like so totally know like what you're problem is...you're completely in shock to see the hottest WWE Diva...me...Rosa Mendes...standing in front of you...I know I'm like so super hot and all...but to be honest it really doesn't take a lot of work...because I like wake up looking this gorgeous every like single morning..." Hornswoggle raises an eyebrow, "Ahhhh hot.. ahhhh ass!" Hornswoggle grunts before grinning up at Rosa again. Rosa smiles widely and nods her head. "Oh! I like already know that...trust me you're not like telling me anything that I like didn't already know!" Rosa replies, speaking at a fast pace. "But like...what's you're deal...are you like trick or treating or something? Like is that what you're doing little boy?" Hornswoggle nods his head, "Yeah... yeah!" Hornswoggle replies. "Well...like it's not Halloween yet or anything...its like on Sunday, duh!" Rosa says as she shakes her head. "But...like oh my god...I like got invited to so many different parties...I like don't know if I came them all, but like they all me there because...well...duh...I'm Rosa Mendes!" Rosa says as she presses her lips together and takes a deep breath after speaking at a rapid fire pace. "But like...I'm sorry little boy...but like I don't have any candy..." Hornswoggle however grins up at Rosa, "Ahhh-haa!" Hornswoggle says as he quickly moves around Rosa, reaches up under her skirt and grabs her ass again. Rosa Mendes raises an eyebrow. "Whoa...ok...like I'm totally confused...you don't like want any candy, little boy?" "Ahhh-ahhh!" Hornswoggle says shaking his head as he gropes and squeezes Rosa's ass. Rosa presses her lips together and looks down at Hornswoggle's excited face. "You like...want my incredibly gorgeous and like perfectly worked out ass?" Rosa asks. "Yeaahh!" Hornswoggle nods his head eagerly. "Well...like why didn't you...like just say so. I mean like everyone wants a piece of Rosa Mendes...because well I am Rosa Mendes and I am simply hot!" "Ahhhhh..." Hornswoggle says as he bends down slightly to look under Rosa's skirt so he can see where the waistline of Rosa's green panties is. Once he does, he grabs Rosa's panties and yanks them down from her waist. "Whoa! Like hold on little boy...I didn't like just say you could go ahead and like do that. I know I'm incredibly hot, but like...you can't just go and like do that!" "Ahhh ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle replies before he grabs Rosa's bare ass cheeks with both hands. The mischievous leprechaun squeezes Rosa's ass before he proceeds to start to nibble on Rosa's ass cheeks. "Ohhhhhh! Hey there..." Rosa moans as she feels Hornswoggle's teeth lightly biting her nicely toned, but perfectly juicy, gorgeous bare ass cheeks. "Oh...my god...that like...is...like surprisingly hot..." Rosa moans as she feels his teeth moving against her gorgeous backside. "Mmmmm!" Hornswoggle moans as he continues to lightly nibble on Rosa's ass cheeks as he gropes and squeezes her ass. "Mmmmm...ohhhhh...that like feel so totally good..." Rosa Mendes moans and licks her lips as she places her hands down onto the catering table. Hornswoggle's cowboy hat falls off of his head as he spreads Rosa's ass cheeks apart so that he can start lapping his tongue against her ass crack. "Mmmmmmm...." Rosa Mendes moans and tilts her head back as she feels Hornswoggle's small, wet tongue moving up and down her gorgeous ass crack as he remains holding her perfectly juicy ass cheeks with a firm grip with his small hands. "Mmmmm ahhhh!" Hornswoggle moans as he tastes Rosa's smooth ass crack with his tongue while he digs his stubby fingers into Rosa's ass cheeks. "Ohhhhhhhh yeah...little boy....that like feels like so totally good!" Rosa moans as she feels Hornswoggle's tongue slap against her tight asshole. Hornswoggle pulls Rosa down slightly as he works his tongue around her asshole before he pushes his tongue into her tight asshole. "Ohhhhhh..." Rosa moans as she lowers herself down onto her knees on the catering room floor, while Hornswoggle remains standing behind her, flicking his tongue against her asshole "Mmmmm! Ahhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he darts his tongue in and out of Rosa's asshole. The WWE's resident leprechaun pushes Rosa's skirt up over her hips before he grabs her ass again. "Ohhhhhh...yeah...like...oh my god...isn't like my ass...like the absolute hottest?" Rosa moans as she lightly rocks on her knees, placing her hands down onto the floor. "Ahhhh yeah!" Hornswoggle replies as he tongue fuck's Rosa's incredibly hot ass. Hornswoggle keeps his left hand on Rosa's ass while he slides his right hand between her legs and he works two of his pudgy fingers into her moist pussy. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmmmmm" Rosa moans and licks her lips as she feels Hornswoggle's small hand against her pussy, rubbing back and forth as he works his tongue steadily in her tight asshole. "Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." "Ahhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle moans against Rosa's ass as he continues to move his tongue in and out of her asshole as he thrusts his fingers into her cunt. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm...you like Rosa, don't you!?" Rosa moans and licks her lips before she laughs to herself. "But then again, like who wouldn't...I mean Rosa Mendes is gorgeous and like I you'd have to be like stupid not to know that!" "Ahhhhh haha!" Hornswoggle laughs as he lifts his head from Rosa's gorgeous ass and removes his fingers from her pussy. He undoes his jeans and lowers them to let out his very impressive cock and proceeds to thrust it into Rosa's tight wet pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...you like stick that dick deep, little man!" Rosa moans and tilts her head back slightly as she begins to rock back and forth on her knees, feeling his leprechaun cock thrust eagerly into her from behind. "Ahhhhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he grabs Rosa's rolled up skirt as he pumps his cock in and out of Rosa's tight wet snatch. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmm....this reminds me of the time when like my old boyfriend, Zack, and...well like it doesn't matter, cause like he was a loser and I like totally dumped him..." Rosa says as she feels Hornswoggle's cock swiftly moving in and out of her pussy. "Ahhhh awwww!" Hornswoggle grunts as he moves his hands to the sides of Rosa's thighs as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her from behind. Rosa presses her lips together and turns her head to seductively look back at Hornswoggle as she rocks back on her knees, with her ass pressing back against his body as she works herself back against his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah!" Hornswoggle grunts loudly as he slams his cock deeply into Rosa's cunt with each of his thrusts as she rocks back against him. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm ....this is like so awesome...but like why wouldn't be...cause like you're totally fucking Rosa Mendes...and like every man wants to do that...and like...ohhhh..." Rosa moans as she Hornswoggle continues to eagerly thrust his cock into her pussy. "Ahhhh ahhhhh..." Hornswoggle groans as he pulls his cock out of Rosa's pussy and pushes her to turn over on to her back. Rosa turns onto her back and licks her lips as she looks up at Hornswoggle as he remains standing. Rosa seductively smirks at him and spreads her stunning legs apart to expose her shaved and moist pussy. Hornswoggle moves to kneel between Rosa's legs and he eagerly rams his cock back into her pussy as he leans forward to grab the low cut neck line of her white top. Hornswoggle jerks on Rosa's top, pulling it low to free her large juicy tits. "Ohhhh yeah...mmmm are like my tits so awesome?" Rosa asks with a moan and licks her lips. "Oh! Well of course, duh! They like cost so much money...but like they are definitely worth it!" "Ahhhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he grabs Rosa's large tits and begins to play with them as he rapidly pumps his cock in and out of her pussy. "Mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...mmmmm!" Rosa moans and arches her body slightly off of the floor as she feels Hornswoggle eagerly and rapidly thrust his cock into her pussy. Hornswoggle licks his teeth as he pumps his cock nonstop into Rosa's cunt as she pushes against him while he continues to palm her tits with his small hands. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmm....I am like so hot...and like everyone knows it!" Rosa moans as she grinds her pussy back against his cock. "Ahhhh... ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts and groans as his ballsack smacks against Rosa's cunt as he fucks her on the floor of the catering area. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Rosa Mendes moans and closes her eyes as she slides on the catering room floor, feeling Hornswoggle's cock sliding deeply and rapidly into her pussy. Hornswoggle grits his teeth as his cock starts to throb inside of Rosa's hot cunt as he keeps fucking her. The mischievous leprechaun pulls out of Rosa's pussy, grabs her arms and when he stands up, he pulls Rosa into a sitting position. Rosa raises an eyebrow and licks her lips as she looks at Hornswoggle's pulsating leprechaun cock, before she smirks up at him. "And like...what exactly do you want?" "Ahhhh suck it!" Hornswoggle eagerly replies. Rosa presses her lips together and nods her head. "Well... of course! I mean everyone wants Rosa Mendes to suck their dick...because like my mouth is like so incredible and..." Rosa pauses and looks down at Hornswoggle's cock. "Mmmm...that dick is like actually pretty big..." Rosa says as she places her hand around his shaft. "Ha ha ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle laughs, grunts and moans at the same time as Rosa strokes his throbbing cock a few times. Rosa lowers her head and parts her luscious lips, taking his cock into her mouth and she begins to smoothly bob her head on his pulsating cock. Hornswoggle places his hands on Rosa's head and knocks off her green hat as she bobs her head smoothly on his pulsating dick. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Rosa moans and presses her lips smoothly around his shaft as she lifts and lowers her head at a steady, smooth pace, taking him deeper into her mouth. "Ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle starts to thrust his hips forward as Rosa bobs her head steadily on his cock. Hornswoggle grabs two handfuls of Rosa's hair as he begins to cum inside of her mouth. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Rosa moans deeply and closes her eyes as she turns her head on Hornswoggle's cock, bobbing her head, allowing his cum to spray into her mouth. "Ahhhh haha!" Hornswoggle groans and laughs as he fills Rosa's mouth with his warm cum. Rosa slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his shaft, rocking her head back and forth on his shaft, swallowing his load of cum. "Ahhhhh ahhhh..." Hornswoggle grunts as Rosa lifts her head up off of his cock after she's sure he's spent. Rosa licks her lips and seductively looks up at Hornswoggle. "Mmmm...did you like that?" Rosa asks and before Hornswoggle has a chance to respond, she continues to talk. "Well! Like of course you did...I mean like who wouldn't want this lips like around their dick..." "Ahhhh... ahhh...." Hornswoggle grins as he pulls up his jeans and buttons them, "Bye!" Hornswoggle grunts as he grabs his cowboy hat and runs off leaving Rosa sitting on the floor. Rosa starts to fix her hair as WWE Legend Ron Simmons walks into the catering area and he raises an eyebrow as he looks down at Rosa. Rosa Mendes glances up at Ron Simmons and then excitedly smiles. "Oh my god! Let me guess...you like want an autograph from Rosa Mendes! Oh do be like shy or anything! It like happens to me all the time...." Rosa says as she stands up. "Like this one time...me and my girls were out and the mall and like were looking at these fabulous pairs of shoes...but like the one made my butt look like really big and that's like a major...no-no..." Ron places his hands on his waist as he looks at Rosa, then he looks upward and sighs before looking at Rosa and deeply saying, "DAMN!" -END-