READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out- right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Trish Gets Wood by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) One night after getting driven through a table by the Dudley Boyz at Backlash 2000, Trish Stratus is in her dressing room with an icepack on her neck while she watches her team of T & A take on the Hardy Boyz. As she shifts on the couch, the door to her room is kicked open by Bubba Ray Dudley, wearing a gray camo shirt and matching camo pants, and D-Von Dudley, wearing a black t- shirt and gray camo pants, enter Trish's room while carrying a wooden table, "Knock-knock Trish!" Bubba says. Trish Stratus jumps a bit on the couch, startled by the invasion of the Dudley Boyz. "What the hell!?" Trish says as she stands up from the couch, feeling pain as she holds the ice pack to her neck "Get out...." Trish says as she swallows a bit with fear, while the beautiful blond is dressed in short red skirt and tight fitting red top. "Get out? I don't think so... we came to visit you...." Bubba Ray says as D- Von leans the wooden table against the wall before he closes the door. "In fact, we came by to give you something..." Bubba says as he and D-Von start to walk over Trish. Trish narrows her eyes as she takes a step back away from D-Von Dudley as he approaches her. Trish removes the ice pack from her neck and grits her teeth "I'll yell..." Trish threatens. D-Von grabs Trish's right arm, "You yell... and we put your ass through that table..." D-Von says with a deadly serious tone as Bubba smacks the ice pack out of Trish's left hand. Trish's beautiful, mischievous eyes widen as she swallows a bit "Ummm... look...Bubba...these past weeks with me and you...it was just fun..." Trish says with a nervous laugh and nods her head "You really don't want to put me through another table again...like from last night..." Bubba Ray Dudley smirks, "Maybe I do and maybe I don't.... but I do know I want to give you some wood..." Bubba says as he grabs Trish's left arm to pull her towards him as D-Von smirks. Trish shakes her head causing her long blond hair to flip slightly "No...no...please Bubba...please don't..." Trish pleads, gritting her teeth as he pulls Trish close towards him, while D-Von Dudley walks over to start setting up the table. "Awww little Trish don't want wood?" Bubba Ray says in a mocking tone as suddenly forces Trish down to her knees in front of him. Trish Stratus narrows her eyes and wickedly glares up at Bubba Ray Dudley "You're sick! And you know...soon Test and Albert will be back here...." Trish begins to say as Bubba Ray firmly holds Trish down on her knees by her shoulders. D-Von laughs, "Those two will be running into an ass-kicking from the APA before they get anywhere near here..." D-Von says. Bubba Ray smirks as he holds Trish down on her knees as he undoes his camo pants and lowers them to free his fat ten inch cock. Trish turns her head away from Bubba Ray's exposed, fat and hardening cock "Oh gross...." Bubba laughs, "You have that hairy fuck Albert on your team and you say gross? Open your mouth..." Bubba says as he forces Trish to face his cock before he pushes his fat dick into her mouth. D-Von Dudley makes sure the door is locked before he pulls off his t-shirt to reveal his rather toned black upper body. "MMMMM! OHHHHHH!" Trish moans as her lips surround Bubba Ray's fat cock as she is forced to take him into her wet and warm mouth. Trish glares up at Bubba Ray as he places his hands on the back of Trish's blond haired head and he starts to make Trish bob her head on his shaft. "Ahhh yeah... mmmmm Trish likes wood..." Bubba Ray Dudley laughs as he pushes and pulls Trish's head as he makes her suck his fat hard cock. D-Von smirks as he undoes his camo pants and lowers them to release his thick black eleven inch dick. "MMMMM! AHHHH!" Trish protests around Bubba Ray's cock as she feels his shaft moving quickly between her beautiful and soft lips while her wet tongue smacks gently on his shaft. "You like that Trish? You like doing that?" Bubba says mockingly as he thrusts his fat cock in and out of Trish's warm wet mouth while continuing to make her bob her head on his shaft. "MMMMM! OHHHHH!" Trish groans and shakes her head on Bubba's cock as she tries to lift her blond haired head off of his ten inch cock, however it only causes her lips to grind on his shaft. "Uhhhh ahhh... mmm yeah you love it..." Bubba laughs as Trish unintentionally grinds her pouty lips on his fat ten inch shaft. D-Von strokes his black dick slightly, "Hey Bubba let that blond tramp sample some dark wood..." D-Von says. Bubba nods his head as he suddenly jerks Trish's blond haired head off of his fat saliva covered cock. "Ohhhh...you assholes!" Trish yells as she catches her breath from having Bubba's cock inside of her mouth. Trish Stratus raises an eyebrow and glances over at D-Von Dudley with a sly smirk on her beautiful face "You two want to fuck me, don't you?" D-Von laughs, "Whatever we want you're just going to have to deal with..." D- Von says as he pulls Trish towards him as she remains on her knees. Trish tosses her blond hair back and places her hands onto D-Von's waist as she looks up and licks her lips "I'll suck that dick...but...you won't put me through that table over there..." "Oh we promise not to put your through the table..." Bubba Ray Dudley says as he steps out of his pants. "Yeah... we won't put you through it..." D-Von smirks as he looks down at Trish. Trish nods her head "Ok...then maybe we have an agreement..." Trish says as she places her soft hands around D-Von's black cock and lowers her head to gently flick her tongue against the head of his shaft. "Mmmm yeah... maybe..." D-Von says as he puts his left hand on the back of Trish's blond haired head and pushes her down so that his thick black cock enters her warm wet mouth. "MMMMMM...." Trish moans around D-Von's cock as she starts to smoothly bob her head on his black cock, while her soft lips gently rub back and forth on his shaft. "Ahhh uhhh..." D-Von moans as Trish bobs her head up and down on his cock as D-Von starts to thrust his shaft in and out of her warm wet mouth. "Mmmmm! Ohhhh..." Trish moans as she closes her eyes and impressively moves her blond haired head on D-Von Dudley's black cock as her wet tongue smacks against his cock. "Ohhhh shit... mmm yeah..." D-Von Dudley moans as Trish takes his cock deep into her Stratusfying mouth as she suck it. Bubba Ray raises an eyebrow as he watches D-Von get blown by the Diva they put through a table 24 hours ago. Trish gently moves forward on her knees as the mischievous Diva moves her head around D-Von's cock, expertly presses her lips tighter against his shaft as she starts to lower her blond haired head further on his shaft to deep throat his black cock. Bubba Ray looks over at the table that D-Von set up and then at D-Von, "Hey D-Von..." "Mmmm..." D-Von moans as Trish deep throats his rock hard eleven inch cock. "D-Von..." Bubba says again as he steps towards him and Trish. "Ahhhh shit..." D-Von moans as Trish twists her head slightly around his cock before Bubba Ray grabs the back of her head to pull her off of D-Von's cock. "D-VON!" Bubba yells. "Huh? What?!" D-Von says after feeling his cock leave Trish's mouth. Bubba smacks D-Von's chest and then points to the table. "Get the table!" Bubba says as he holds Trish by the back of her head. Trish opens her mouth in shock and shakes her head "What!? Hey you said you wouldn't!" Trish says as Bubba Ray firmly holds onto Trish's long blond hair. D-Von walks over to the table he set up and brings it towards the middle of the room as Bubba looks down at Trish, "We didn't say we wouldn't fuck you on the table..." Bubba says as he pulls Trish up to her feet and lifts her onto the wooden table. Bubba Ray grabs Trish's short red skirt and roughly rips it away from her hips and legs, revealing her juicy thighs and hot smooth pussy. Bubba then spreads Trish's legs and firmly rams his fat ten inch dick into her tight pussy. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and places her hands onto Bubba's arms as she feels his fat cock thrusting in and out of her tight pussy, while she gently rocks on top of the table. "Ohhhh...mmm..." Trish moans. "Uhhh ahhh mmmm!" Bubba grunts as he thrusts his thick cock in and out of Trish's pussy. Bubba looks at Trish's large tits that are still covered by her tight fitting red top before he rips her top down the middle to let out Trish's juicy tits. "Ohhhh...ohhhhh!" Trish moans as she rocks back and forth on the surface of the table as her large, tanned tits fall free from her ripped top while her pussy moves smoothly against Bubba's thrusting cock. "Ahhhh mmmmm ahhh..." Bubba moans as he pumps his cock faster in and out of Trish's tight wet pussy as she moves against him to match his pace "Ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah! Fuck that pussy...give me that wood!" Trish moans with a smile as Bubba's fat cock deeply slams into her tight, warm pussy while causing her to quickly move on the table. "Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhh" Bubba Ray grunts as he slams his fat ten inch shaft deep into Trish Stratus' tight warm pussy as she rocks on the wooden table. Bubba then pulls his cock out of Trish's pussy and once he moves away D-Von moves in front of Trish with a smirk on his face. Trish presses her soft lips together and smirks as she looks at D-Von Dudley before he pushes black cock into her pussy. "Mmmm...yeah give me that wood" "Mmmm..." D-Von grits his teeth as he starts to thrust his eleven inch black cock into Trish's tight wet pussy. D-Von pushes Trish to lay on the table and her head hangs off the far side of the table where Bubba Ray is now standing. "Mmmm...ohhh yeah..." Trish Stratus moans as she leans her head forward and opens her mouth, taking Bubba's fat cock into her hot mouth. Trish wraps her lips around Bubba's shaft and she starts to suck on his cock as she lays on the table and gets fucked by D-Von. "Mmmmmm..." Bubba Ray moans as he reaches forward to grab Trish's large tits as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's mouth as she sucks on it. D-Von puts his hands on Trish's waist as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her on top of the wooden table. "Mmmmm!" Trish moans as her soft lips wrap tightly around Bubba's cock while she rocks her head back and forth as her tanned and incredibly toned body moves across the table's surface as D-Von firmly thrusts his black cock into her pussy. "Ahhhh uhhh mmmm..." D-Von Dudley grunts as he deeply rams his cock into Trish's tight pussy as she wraps her legs around his waist. Bubba Ray gropes Trish's large juicy tits as she presses her lips down on his cock as he pumps it in and out of her mouth. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Trish moans, twists her head on Bubba's cock as she eagerly sucks on his fat, rock hard cock while her wet saliva drips on his cock. "Ahhhh.... uhhh shit..." Bubba Ray Dudley moans as he starts to cum inside of Trish's warm wet mouth as she swallows his fat ten inch cock while D-Von fucks Trish's pussy with firm thrusts. "MMMMM...." Trish groans as she tastes Bubba's warm cum flooding her mouth. Trish slowly lifts her head and licks her lips as she sits up and tilts her head back as she starts to smoothly guide her body against D-Von's black cock. "Mmmm... fuck..." D-Von grunts as he has Trish sit up on the table before he lifts her off of it. D-Von Dudley bounces Trish up and down on his cock as he turns so that his back is facing the wooden table. Trish grits her teeth and places her hands onto D-Von's black, toned chest as she swiftly bounces up and down on his cock, while he slams up into her wet pussy. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah!" "Ahhh mmmmm!" D-Von moans as he rams his eleven inch cock deep into Trish's pussy as she bounces up and down on his cock. Bubba Ray looks at the wooden table and move it a bit so that its better placed behind D-Von. Trish closes her eyes and licks her lips as she swiftly slams down on D-Von's black cock as she starts to cum. "Ahhhh... mmmm fuck... ahhh!" D-Von Dudley moans as he starts to cum inside of Trish Stratus' tight wet pussy. Trish smirks as she gently grinds her pussy down on D-Von's cumming cock as she gently rocks forward "Ohhhh yeah...' D-Von looks over his shoulder at Bubba Ray, "You ready?" "Yeah...." Bubba nods his head. D-Von smirks as he puts his hands on Trish's waist, "Hey Trish...." D-Von says. Trish opens her eyes and smirks at D-Von "Yes?" "We lied..." D-Von says as he hoists Trish up over his head and Bubba Ray grabs Trish's head so that the Dudleys 3D Trish Stratus through the wooden table. Bubba Ray sits on his knees as he looks at Trish laying in the middle of the remains of the table, "How do you like getting THAT wood... BITCH!" D-Von laughs, "Oh my brother. TESTIFY!" -END-