READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, 
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened 
and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! 
 
Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Val Venis Presents: She's Got Legs
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Standing in the middle of an empty strip club, Val Venis smirks at the 
camera, "Hello ladies... and oh yeah guys too..." Val smirks and he's wearing 
jeans and a tan colored polo shirt. "Welcome to another Big Valbowski 
Production..." Val chuckles, "This time around, we're on location here on the 
Sunset Strip where I have been invited for a private show..." Val smirks just 
as Kid Rock's version of 'She's Got Legs' starts to play. The stunning, long-
legged beauty, Stacy Keibler dressed in a short black skirt and a white top 
begins to seductively sway her gorgeously rounded hips from side to side as 
she locks her beautiful eyes with Val Venis. Stacy Keibler licks her lips as 
she raises her hands and slides her hands through her gorgeous blond hair.

Val slyly licks his lips as he watches Stacy move to the music on the stage, 
"And there she is... the long legged beauty Stacy Keibler... just look at 
them legs..." Val says as Stacy keeps moving to the music. Stacy Keibler 
seductively bites down on her bottom lip as she turns around, swaying her 
juicy and perfectly shaped ass, before she places her hands down onto her 
hips before she lowers her black skirt down from her waist to expose her 
incredibly hot black thong.

"My... my...." Val chuckles, "She sure loves to put on a show doesn't she..." 
Val says with a grin as he continues to watch the blond haired Diva as she 
kicks her skirt off the stage after she steps out of it. Stacy Keibler turns 
around with an angelic smile on her face as she slides her hands against her 
exposed, tanned and smoothly toned stomach before she moves her hands to her 
white top and proceeds to lift the top to reveal her nicely tanned and perky 
tits.

"Mmmmm.... now those are a winning pair..." Val smirks as he checks out 
Stacy's firm and perky tits as tosses her top towards him. Val catches it and 
sets it on a table as Stacy slides her hands against her tits before moving 
them down towards her thong. Stacy Keibler licks her lips and narrows her 
eyes at Val Venis as she sways her gorgeous hips and teasingly pulls at the 
straps of her black thong before she starts to teasingly lower the thong to 
expose her smoothly shaved, incredibly desirable pussy.

As Stacy Keibler lowers her thong down her long, smooth legs, the music fades 
out and Val begins to clap, "Incredible Stacy.... simply incredible..." Val 
says with a smirk.

Stacy bites down on her bottom lip and raises an eyebrow "I'm glad you liked 
it...I was a bit nervous..." Stacy says as she steps off of the stage and 
starts to approach Val Venis.

"You didn't look at all nervous... what inspired you to do that?" Val asks as 
the long legged blond walks towards him.

Stacy Keibler presses her lips together and seductively glances at Val Venis 
"Well...I was just getting free from some muscle headed jerks...they didn't 
let me do anything like this..." Stacy says with a smirk before she lowers 
her eyes to glance at the crotch of his jeans. "You're looking pretty yummy 
to me Val..."

Val Venis smirks, "Well... if I'm looking yummy to you... I'm wondering what 
will that inspire you to do..." Val says. Stacy Keibler licks her lips and 
places her hands onto the waist of Val's jeans and begins to push them down 
his muscular waist, forcing his button to snap open. "I like where this is 
going..." Val says as Stacy pushes his jeans down his muscular legs, 
revealing his long, thick and hardening cock. The Big Valbowski lifts up 
his shirt, revealing his muscular and tanned upper body to Stacy Keibler.

Stacy nods her approvingly and smiles at Val Venis before she lowers herself 
down onto her knees in front of Val Venis, becoming leveled with his 
impressive cock. "You have no idea how much I've wanted this..." Stacy 
comments as she locks her angelic eyes with him and places her left hand 
around his shaft as she begins to stroke his cock.

Val chuckles as Stacy kneels in front of him while she strokes his hardening 
cock, "I think I have a real good idea of how much you want it..." Val 
replies. Stacy Keibler laughs before she lowers her blond haired head and 
delicately slides her wet tongue around the swollen head of Val's impressive 
cock, while she continues to stroke his shaft.

"Mmmm..." Val moans before he looks at the camera that's filming him and 
Stacy, "Don't miss anything... this is going to be classic..." Val says with 
a grin as he looks down at Stacy while she twirls her tongue around his dick. 
Stacy keeps her beautiful eyes seductively locked with Val Venis as she slaps 
her wet, soothing tongue against the head of his cock, occasionally circling 
her tongue before she parts her lips and lowers her head to swallow his 
impressive cock.

"Ahhh..." Val groans as Stacy slaps her tongue gently against his thick cock 
as she tilts her head in order to get her tongue to go over more areas of 
Val's shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...." Stacy moans lustfully as she presses her pouty and luscious 
lips around his cock as she starts to perfectly move her blond haired head 
back and forth on his thick cock, sliding her tongue over his cock, coating 
it with her saliva.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmm..." Val moans as he steps out of his jeans while Stacy 
Keibler slides her tongue all over his shaft until he's dripping with her 
warm saliva.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Stacy moans as she places her right hand onto his 
muscular waist, while keeping her left hand on his shaft as she bobs her head 
at a smooth, brisk pace. Val places his hands on his waist as Stacy Keibler 
holds his dick steady with her left hand while she bobs her head up and down 
on his cock. Stacy turns her blond haired head gently on Val's cock, grinding 
her pouty lips on his shaft before she leans her head further down and forces 
his cock deeper into her incredibly skilled mouth.

"Mmmm ahhhh yeah..." Val groans as Stacy opens her mouth wider to fit more of 
his huge cock inside of her warm and wet mouth.

Stacy's teeth lightly press against Val's cock as she continues to bob her 
head back and forth on his cock, soothingly coating his shaft with her saliva 
as she expertly sucks on his cock. "Mmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Stacy moans.

"Ahhh.... mmm damn.... suck that dick..." Val moans as he feels Stacy's 
tongue against the bottom side of his cock as she bobs her head briskly on 
his dick. Stacy closes her eyes as she turns her head on Val's impressively 
cock before she deep throats his cock in one easy motion, holding him deeply 
inside of her skilled mouth.

"Ohhhh damn.... ahhh..." Val grunts as Stacy Keibler easily holds his entire 
cock inside of her talented mouth. Stacy slyly and seductively looks up at 
Val Venis as she slides her tongue teasingly against the bottom side of his 
impressively before she slowly pulls her head back, causing his cock which is 
coated with her saliva to fall from her mouth.

"Mmm... safe to say those muscle heads don't know what they lost out on..." 
Val says with a grin as Stacy slides her tongue briefly against his dick. 
Stacy Keibler laughs as she drags her tongue against the head of his cock 
before scooting back on her knees and moving to stand up from the floor. Val 
Venis smirks at he watches Stacy turn around to climb back onto the stage 
while swaying her firm round ass in his direction. Stacy glances over her 
shoulder and seductively smiles back at Val Venis as she kneels on the edge 
of the stage with her incredibly juicy, nicely rounded and perfectly tanned 
ass swaying back and forth.

"Someone wants the Big Valbowski...' Val says as he gets on the stage and 
kneels behind Stacy. He places his right hand on her hip while he uses his 
left hand to guide his cock into her hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah..." Stacy Keibler groans and grits her teeth as she 
rocks forward on her knees, feeling his cock entering her tight pussy and 
stretching her pussy as he begins to thrust his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhh..." Val grunts as he thrusts his massive cock in and out of Stacy's hot 
tight cunt while she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh...mmmm..." Stacy Keibler moans as she licks her lips and 
smoothly rocks back on her knees, pushing her juicy ass against his muscular 
waist as she feels his cock working forward into her pussy.

"Ahhh... ahhh..." Val grunts as he glances at the cameraman who's filming him 
fucking Stacy. Val smirks as he increases the pace of his thrusts, causing 
Stacy's body to jolt forward slightly.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Stacy Keibler moans and tosses her 
blond haired head back as she rapidly rocks back and forth on her knees, 
while Val pumps his shaft deeply into her pussy. Val grits his teeth as he 
hammers Stacy's tight snatch with quick and hard thrusts. Val's large 
ballsack smacks loudly against Stacy's smooth skin each time he rams his cock 
into her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah....mmmmm Val...Ohhhhh!" Stacy moans loudly as she 
rocks back on her knees, eagerly pushing back against his rock hard cock as 
she feels his shaft slamming firmly and deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh.... mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Val groans as he slams his cock repeatedly 
into Stacy Keibler's twat while her firm round ass smacks against his waist.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah!" Stacy moans and licks her lips as she feels Val's 
hands firmly gripping her hips as he pumps his shaft deeply and steadily into 
her pussy at a solidly quick pace.

"Ahhh... ahhh..." Val groans as he starts to turn to lay on his back on the 
stage while pulling Stacy Keibler on top of him. Val waits for Stacy to get 
herself settled before he thrusts his cock upward into her hot pussy.

Stacy Keibler grits her teeth and glances over her shoulder as she 
seductively smirks down at Val Venis as she places her hands onto his 
muscular chest behind her as she smoothly bounces up and down on his massive 
shaft. "Ohhhhhhh....Ohhhh yeah..." Stacy moans as she smoothly rocks back on 
his cock.

"Ahhh... awww.... ahhh..." Val moans as he thrusts his cock upward into 
Stacy's pussy as she bounces up and down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah! Ohhhhh fuck that pussy Val!" Stacy lustfully moans as 
she grinds her pussy down on his rock hard shaft as she incredibly stunning, 
tanned body moves swiftly on his shaft.

"Mmmm ahhh damn... ahhhh..." Val grits his teeth as he drives his cock as the 
long legged blond haired Diva bounces and rocks sharply on his large, thick 
cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh Val..." Stacy moans licking her lips and leans her blond 
haired head back as sweat starts to drip against her gorgeously tanned and 
perfectly curved body as she steadily drops and lifts herself on his 
impressive cock. Val places his hands on Stacy's hips as she rises and falls 
on his big hard cock while he keeps thrusting it upward into her hot wet 
cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Stacy moans as she continues to rock 
back and forth on Val's cock as sweat drips from her body. Stacy seductively 
licks her lips as she grinds her juicy ass down on his waist, riding his 
shaft.

"Mmmm ahhh damn... ride that dick Stacy..." Val groans as his large cock 
starts to throb inside of Stacy's pussy as she bounces swiftly on his shaft. 
Stacy glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks down at Val Venis as she 
swiftly lowers herself down onto his shaft as she suddenly feels him rapidly 
slamming his cock upward into her pussy, catching her each time she lowers.

"Ahhh.... awww..." Val groans as his cock starts to erupt inside of Stacy 
Keibler's snatch as following another firm upward thrusts.

Stacy Keibler slyly smirks and glances at the camera as she rocks back and 
forth on Val's cock as his shaft releases its warm cum into her pussy. 
"Mmmmmm...nothing like Val blowing his load in your pussy..." Stacy groans as 
she grinds back on his cock.

"Ahhh got that right..." Val smirks as he continues to unload his cum inside 
of Stacy's pussy.

Stacy Keibler narrows her eyes and presses her lips together as she lustfully 
looks at the camera, while remaining on Val's cock. "Aren't you just 
jealous?"

"You tell 'em Stacy..." Val laughs slyly, "Cause someone would have to be an 
idiot to not have her around..."

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