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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Wanna Wrestle?
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At a SmackDown brand live event on September 3, 2006 backstage at the UTC 
McKenzie Arena in Chattanooga, Tennessee, the WWE Tag Team Champions Paul 
London and Brian Kendrick, both wearing baggy, knee length blue wrestling 
shorts, are looking at the photos of Trish Stratus in the newest edition of 
WWE Magazine. "Man Bri... you can tell Trish loved getting soaked with the 
hose for this photoshoot..." London says with again.

"Totally! And they had to be using cold water, I mean look where they put 
'Wanna Wrestle' and 'You Wish' in this pictures... right on her tits, so her 
nipples had to be hard as shit..." Kendrick replies as Trish Stratus, who has 
made a special surprise appearance earlier in the night, walks past the high-
flying duo and overhears their comments. Trish stops and folds her arms as 
she eavesdrop on London and Kendrick's conversation.

"I'm telling you Bri if I had a the chance I would see just how wet Trish 
could get without a hose..." London says.

"Yeah like that would ever happen..." Kendrick laughs before smirking, "But I 
wouldn't mind doing some wrestling with her and I'm not talking the in-ring 
kind..."

Trish raises an eyebrow as she stands behind Paul London and Brian Kendrick, 
clearly overhearing every word that was said. Trish, dressed in a pair of 
nicely tight fitting jeans and a slightly low-cut white top, presses her 
pouty lips together. "Ummm...you guys do know I'm behind you, right?" Trish 
asks.

London and Kendrick both slowly turn their heads to look at Trish, "Ummm we 
do now...." Kendrick says with a grin as he and London both turn around to 
face Trish.

Trish unfolds her arms from her chest and places her hands onto her 
gorgeously curved, smoothly shaped hips. "Do either of you care to explain?" 
Trish asks with a slight laugh.

London gets a big smile on his face, "Yeah you're fucking hot Trish..." 

Trish smiles a bit "Well thanks for the compliment..." Trish says before she 
turns her head from London to look at Kendrick. "But really? Fantasizing 
about me off of a magazine cover? Really?"

"Well not just the cover... what's inside of it too..." Kendrick replies with 
a grin as he turns his magazine around to show Trish a picture of herself.

Trish nods her head, impressed with her own magazine picture. "I must 
say...pretty damn hot..." Trish says with a laugh.

"Very fucking hot... totally love jerking off to those pics..." London says 
with a grin. 

"Dude!" Kendrick says as he can't believe what London just said to Trish.

Trish raises her hands up and laughs "Whoa...whoa....that was way too much 
information!" Trish says with before she looks at Kendrick and London. 
"Just...what exactly do you boys dream of doing?"

Kendrick smirks, "If you want to know I would just love to bury my tongue in 
your ass for starters..." 

"Don't forget feeling up those big juicy tits..." London quickly adds.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip slightly and nods her head as she listens 
to London and Kendrick. "Is that all?"

"Shit no... I would total pump by dick into your mouth cause those lips look 
like they would feel great..." London replies. 

"And I bet your have a really tight pussy I would fuck you any way I 
could..." Kendrick says.

Trish lightly shrugs her shoulders "You know...that could all become a 
reality..."

"You fucking with us?" London asks.

"Man I wish she would..." Kendrick laughs a bit.

Trish licks her lips and looks seductively at London and Kendrick. "I could 
go for a little tag team action right about now..."

* * *

A short time later in one of the locker rooms, Brian Kendrick is kneeling 
behind Trish Stratus with his hands holding her ass cheeks apart as he slides 
his tongue up and down her asshole while Trish is bent forward with one hand 
on Paul London's waist as she takes his long hard cock into her mouth. Trish 
Stratus wraps her soft and moist lips around Paul London's cock and begins to 
smoothly bob her head up and down, sucking on his cock while bent over and 
hold his cock at the base with her left hand. "Mmmmmm..." Trish softly moans 
as she feels Brian Kendrick's tongue teasing her tight asshole.

"Ohhh fuck mmmm..." Paul London moans as Trish slides her tongue against his 
cock as she bobs her head on his dick. 

"Mmmmmm!" Kendrick moans as he eagerly licks the crack of Trish's gorgeous 
ass.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm" Trish moans as she continues to bob her blond haired 
head back and forth on London's cock with her pouty lips moving back and 
forth on his cock as she spreads her feet apart and leans forward more to 
press her tanned, toned and nicely juicy ass against Kendrick's face and 
tongue. Kendrick lifts his head slightly before he pushes his tongue into 
Trish's tight asshole. London places his hands on Trish's shoulders and tilts 
his head back as Trish sucks and slurps on his meaty cock. Trish removes her 
left hand from the base of London's cock and now puts both of her hands 
onto his toned waist as steadily and smoothly bobs her head at a nice brisk 
pace with her lips rubbing back and forth on his shaft.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah Trish... mmm..." London moan as Trish briskly bobs her head 
on his cock. With her hands on his hips, London feels Trish lightly pulling 
him forward as she blows him. 

"Mmmmm! Ahhh!" Kendrick moans as darts his tongue in and out of Trish 
Stratus's asshole while he gropes her ass cheeks.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm" Trish moans as she lightly lowers her head forward 
down, while holding onto his hips and making his cock thrust deeper into her 
mouth as she rocks back on her feet against Kendrick's tongue as her works 
over her gorgeous ass.

"Ohhhh ahhhh awww!" London moans as he watches Trish's blond haired head go 
back and forth on his cock. Kendrick twirls his tongue around inside of 
Trish's asshole while her ass is pressed right against his face. Trish lifts 
her head slightly off of Paul London's cock and turns her head to the side 
before she begins to slide her wet tongue down his long shaft to his 
ballsack.

London licks his lips as Trish starts to lap her tongue against his ballsack. 
Kendrick lifts his head up from Trish's ass and stands up behind her, "Man... 
I can eat this ass all fucking day..." Kendrick says as he smacks Trish ass. 
Trish lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Paul London as she softly 
slaps her wet tongue against London's ballsack, coating it easily with her 
dripping saliva.

"Damn licks them nuts Trish..." London moans as Trish slides her tongue all 
over his ballsack.

Trish moves her tongue across his ballsack and guides her wet tongue back up 
his long shaft, teasing his cock as she makes her way back up to the tip, 
leaving a trail of her saliva behind.

"Ohh yeah I can't wait until I can bury my dick in your snatch Trish..." 
London says with a grin.

Trish Stratus smoothly brushes her wet, soft tongue across the head of Paul 
London's cock before she lifts her head up and moves to stand straight up. 
"Do you want to?" Trish asks with a smile.

"Totally..." London nods his head before turns around to face Kendrick who is 
still on his knees.

Trish Stratus bites down on her bottom lip as she turns around to face Brian 
Kendrick as he remains down on his knees. "I think you better stand up..." 
Trish says with a cute laugh.

"Good idea..." Brian Kendrick says as he stands us. As Trish wraps her left 
hand around Kendrick's cock, London guides his thick hard saliva covered dick 
into her tight wet pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah push it deep Paul...." Trish groans as she moves her 
left hand up and down Kendrick's cock before she opens her mouth and takes 
the head of Kendrick's cock into her mouth, wrapping her pouty lips around 
his shaft and begins to bob her head on his cock, while London begins to 
thrust into her.

"Mmmm ohhh fuck!" Paul London moans as he reaches around Trish to grab her 
large juicy tits as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy. Kendrick licks 
his lips as Trish sucks his fat cock while stroking it with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...mmmmmm" Trish moans and closes her eyes as her 
pouty lips rub back and forth against Kendrick's cock as she continues to 
smoothly bob her head, taking him deeper into her mouth as she rocks back and 
forth on her feet following each of London's thrusts.

"Ohhh yeah suck that fucking cock Trish..." Kendrick moans as he starts to 
thrust his cock forward into her mouth. London gropes Trish's large juicy 
tits as he drives his cock harder and faster into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Trish moans as she smoothly turns her head from side to 
side on Kendrick's cock, lowering her head forward down, patting her wet 
tongue against his shaft while she sucks him. Trish's gorgeous, toned, nicely 
juicy and tanned ass smoothly smacks back at London's toned waist as his cock 
steadily thrusts into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm yeah... ohhh fuck..." London moans as he pumps his cock swiftly into 
Trish's snatch while she pushes back against him. Kendrick licks his lips as 
he thrusts his cock further into Trish's mouth as she sucks and slurps on his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Trish moans smoothly as she taps her wet tongue against 
the bottom side of Kendrick's cock and continues to bob her head back and 
forth, as London continues to pump his shaft into her from behind.

"Mmmm fuck yeah.... awww shit!" Kendrick moans as Trish slaps her tongue 
against his fat cock as she continues to blow him. London pulls his cock part 
way out of Trish's pussy then he grabs her hips and jerks her back against 
him as she shoves his cock balls deep into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Trish Stratus moans as she lifts her head off of Kendrick's cock 
and tosses her gorgeous blond hair back and glances back at London as she 
feels his cock deeply impaled into her snatch. "Ohhhhhh shit..."

"Fuck your twat is so fucking tight!" London groans as uses short brisk 
thrusts to deeply fuck Trish's pussy. Kendrick moves over to the locker room 
bench and sits on it as he watches London pull his cock out of Trish's pussy 
completely.

Trish licks her lips and stands up completely before she looks straight ahead 
to Brian Kendrick as he sits on the bench. Trish smirks. "Well I certainly 
can't leave you out of getting some more Stratusfaction..." Trish says with a 
laugh as she walks over to Kendrick. Trish places her hands onto his 
shoulders and gently moves to straddle his lap, lowering herself down on his 
rock hard, long cock.

"Ahh you're really Stratusfying..." Kendrick moans as Trish starts to rock 
back and forth on his thick rock hard cock. Trish pushes Kendrick to lay down 
on the bench as he starts to thrust his cock up into her snatch.

Trish smirks and glances down at Brian Kendrick as she sits perfectly 
straight on his cock with her hands now on his toned stomach as she begins to 
rock back and forth, smoothly riding his shaft. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Trish 
moans.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Kendrick moans as Trish rocks back and forth on his cock 
while he thrusts his shaft up into her pussy. Paul London licks his lips as 
he starts to walk over to the locker room bench.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...you like that Brian?" Trish moans and grinds her wet, 
tight pussy down on his cock, smoothly bouncing up and down, feeling his 
shaft thrust up into her pussy.

"Ohhh hell yeah mmmm!" Kendrick moans as he places his hands on Trish's 
thighs as she bounces perfectly on his upward pumping cock. London straddles 
the bench behind Trish and smirks as he pushes his cock between Trish's ass 
cheeks towards her asshole.

Trish glances over her shoulder and smirks. "Mmmmm...do you want to tap that 
ass, Paul?" Trish asks as she rocks back on Kendrick's cock, smoothly 
grinding down on his cock as he thrusts upward.

"That's the idea Trish..." Paul London grins as Trish leans forward making it 
easier for London to push his cock into her asshole while she keeps riding 
Kendrick's dick.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah..." Trish groans and closes her eyes as she feels London's 
cock entering her tight asshole as she smoothly bounces up and down on 
Kendrick's cock, feeling his cock thrust up into her pussy, while London 
pumps his cock into her ass.

"Ohhh fuck yeah... mmmm shit!" Kendrick moans as he moves his hands to 
Trish's large tits as they sway above his head as he rocks between himself 
and London.

"Ohhhhhh...yeah...mmmmm that feels so good" Trish moans and tilts her blond 
haired head back as she bounces swiftly on Kendrick's cock as London firmly 
pumps into her gorgeous ass.

Paul London licks his lips as he grabs hold of Trish's hips as he pumps his 
cock deeply into Trish's tight asshole. Brian Kendrick lifts his head a bit 
and starts to flick his tongue against Trish's tits as she grinds herself on 
his cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...fuck...ohhhhhh yeah..." Trish moans as she sharply rocks forward 
on Kendrick's, swiftly grinding down, as London speedily thrusts into her 
ass, causing her to move rapidly against his tag team partner.

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck yeah.... mmmm!" Kendrick moans as Trish swiftly bounces and 
rocks on his cock thanks to the force of London's thrusts as he fucks her 
ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck..." Trish moans louder as she moves her hands gently 
to Kendrick's chest and lowers her head as she sharply moves forward, her 
juicy ass smacking against London's toned waist.

"Mmmmm shit..." London moans as he pulls his cock out of Trish's gorgeous 
ass.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Trish moans and licks her lips as she glances back at 
Paul London while she continues to rock smoothly on Kendrick's cock, smoothly 
lowering down on his shaft.

"Ahhh ohhh fuck this is awesome!" Kendrick moans as he keeps thrusting his 
cock into Trish's pussy before London starts to lift Trish up off of his 
shaft.

Trish cutely pouts and looks at Paul London "Awww...you're not fun!"

"Yes I am..." London grins as Trish turns to face him. Trish places her hands 
on London's shoulders as he lifts her up to lower her pussy down on his cock. 
Kendrick gets up and moves close to Trish and as she starts to bounce on 
London's cock. 

"Yeah Trish this gives me a chance to get my fat dick into your ass..." 
Kendrick says as he pushes his cock between Trish's ass cheeks and into her 
tight ass.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...shit....you guys must like teaming my hot body..." Trish 
moans and closes her eyes as she smoothly bounces up and down between London 
and Kendrick, feeling their shafts thrust up into her pussy and ass.

"Ohhh fuck yeah!" London replies as he and Kendrick pump their big hard cocks 
into Trish's tight wet pussy and asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm yeah..." Trish moans and hooks her gorgeously tanned, smooth 
legs around London's waist as she bounces up and down on his cock, while 
Kendrick pumps into her tight ass.

"Mmmmm ahhh shit!" Kendrick moans as he puts his hands under Trish's legs as 
he drives his cock deeper into her asshole while she bounces on London's 
pistoning shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah....shit..." Trish Stratus moans as she swiftly lowers 
herself down on both cocks at once, feeling them thrust up in response. 
London and Kendrick thrust their cocks quickly and firmly into Trish's ass 
and snatch as she swiftly moves between them.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Trish moans as her wet pussy tightens around 
London's cock as she increasingly lowers on his and Kendrick's cock. 
"Ohhhhhhh! Fuck...ohhhhhhh!"

"Ohhhh... ahhh awww fuck!" Paul London moans as he cock starts to throb as he 
pumps it nonstop into her pussy. 

"Awww ohh shit... mmm!" Brian Kendrick grunts as his own thick cock starts 
pulsating inside of Trish's gorgeous ass as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Trish moans and arches her body slightly as she 
grinds her wet pussy down on London's cock as her pussy begins to cum on his 
shaft. London and Kendrick continues to drive their throbbing pricks into 
Trish's snatch and ass as she cums on London's pistoning dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm I want to taste that cum..." Trish moans as she lowers 
herself down on both cocks at once.

"Mmmm fuck that can be arranged..." Brian Kendrick moans as he pulls his cock 
out of Trish's ass before Paul London lifts her off of his stiff cock. London 
and Kendrick help Trish down the floor in front of the locker room bench. 
Trish smiles up at London and Kendrick as she places her left hand around 
London's cock and her right hand around Kendrick's cock, smoothly moving her 
hands against both shafts. Trish opens her mouth and turns her head to 
London's cock to easily take his cock into her mouth, smoothly bobbing her 
head.

"Mmmm fuck... ohh shit..." London moans as Trish smoothly bobs her head on 
his throbbing cock. 

"Ahhh..." Kendrick moans as Trish strokes his pulsating dick with her right 
hand.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm" Trish moans softly as she bobs her blond haired head 
back and forth on London's cock, smoothly moving her tongue against his shaft 
as she sucks. Trish places her left hand at the base of London's cock, while 
sucking him as she continues to move her right hand on Kendrick's cock.

"Awww fuck.... ahhhhh!" Paul London moans as he starts to cum inside of 
Trish's mouth. Trish presses her pouty lips tightly around London's cock and 
slowly bobs her head deeply on his shaft, collecting the cum in her mouth, 
which she immediately swallows.

"Mmmmm ohhh open the fuck wide Trish..." Kendrick moans as Trish continues to 
stroke his cock as she swallows the rest of London's load. Trish lifts her 
head off of Paul London's cock and licks her lips before she turns to Brian 
Kendrick's cock and takes him into her mouth before starting to bob her head 
at a smooth pace on his throbbing shaft.

"Mmmmm shit.... ahhhh!" Kendrick moans as his cock starts to erupt inside of 
Trish's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Trish Stratus moans around Kendrick's cock before she turns 
her head on his cock and proceeds to lower his shaft all the way down, 
swallowing his cum.

"Ohhh fuck mmmm shit..." Kendrick moans as Trish deep throats his cock until 
he's finished cumming.

Trish opens her beautiful eyes and looks up at Kendrick before she lifts her 
head and smirks up at him. "Mmmmmmm...."

"Man this was fucking sweet..." Kendrick grins 

"Yeah....only thing that could top this is if our new manager would love to 
get double teamed after she debuts with us on Tuesday..." London grins.

Trish raises an eyebrow "New manager?" Trish asks as she stands up from the 
locker room floor.

"Yeah... Ashley is going to be with us starting with the next SmackDown 
tapings..." Brian Kendrick explains.

Trish nods her head and smirks. "Well boys...I think she would have no 
problem with that..."

"Really?" London asks.

Trish laughs and nods her head while she looks at Kendrick and London. "Oh 
yeah...I should tell you some of the stories when she was over on RAW..."

"I got a better idea..." Brian Kendrick smirks, "How about you show us what 
she did when she was on RAW?" 

"Now that's idea!" Paul London grins.

Trish laughs and folds her arms against her chest. "I don't know if I can get 
that dirty..."

"I'm sure..." London laughs. 

"I'm very sure you can make it... Stratusfying..." Kendrick adds.

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