READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Welcome To The WWE: Savannah by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In the Superstars locker room of the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, the reigning ECW Champion Christian is stepping out of the shower following his team's victory in a eight-man tag on the September 29, 2009 edition of ECW on SyFy. Christian wraps his towel around his waist as he steps out of the shower area just as the locker room door is opened by Savannah, ECW's latest backstage correspondent, who enters with a microphone in hand. Christian raises an eyebrow and smirks, "Hey... I know you've only been here a month... but you can't just walk into the guys locker room..." Christian says. "Oh...ummm...sorry..." Savannah, dressed in a short purple skirt and a nicely exposing purple top, replies as she bites down on her bottom lip. "I knocked...and nobody answer to say not to come in..." Savannah begins to explain. "And you just walk on in..." Christian smirks, "So... if I was still in the shower you would've just walked on over?" Christian asks. "No...no..." Savannah blushes and laughs "I would have just waited..." "Right...." Christian laughs, "You don't strike me as the type of girl that likes to wait..." Savannah raises an eyebrow slightly and laughs "What's exactly that suppose to mean?" "Well you come in here with just a microphone but without a camera crew..." Christian says. Savannah presses her soft and sultry lips together as she looks at Christian's nicely toned and tanned chest, slightly dripping with beads of water, before glancing up at his face. "Well...they are on the way..." "Right...." Christian says, "How do I know that?" Christian grins as he casually checks out Savannah. Savannah lowers her head slightly and shrugs her shoulders "You'll just have to take my word for it..." "Well then you'll have to go outside... cause I got to get dress... Christian says a she casually starts to loosen the towel that's around his waist Savannah smiles a bit and glances down at the waistline of Christian's towel. "Well...you didn't really give me an answer if I could interview you or not..." "You never asked..." Christian says with a grin. Savannah blushes and cutely laughs "Oh..." Savannah says before she lifts her head to look at Christian with her equally sweet, but seductive eyes. "So...would the ECW Champion be willing for an interview with me?" "Maybe..." Christian smirks, "Depends on how bad you want it..." "Well...when Tiffany hired me to be an interviewer on ECW and with the competition of Courtney as well, she said that I had to really bring in the big interviews..." Christian smirks, "Well there is no bigger interview in ECW than me... but... you got to earn it..." Christian says. Savannah smiles "Well I have no problem earning an interview and paying my dues..." Christian nods his head, "That's good...." Christian says as he starts to pull the towel from around his waist but then stops, "So why don't you come over here... and start paying your dues..." Christian licks his lips. Savannah nods her head and sweetly smiles at Christian before she sets the microphone down on the empty couch and proceeds to step over toward the reigning ECW Champion. Christian smirks as he holds the towel around his waist as Savannah walks over to him. When Savannah takes hold of the towel, Christian lets go, allowing her to pull it from his waist, revealing his nicely thick and half-hard cock. Savannah lightly tosses her smooth and silky dark black hair back as she pulls the towel completely his waist and dropping it down on the floor. The sultry and beautiful ECW Interviewer eagerly drops down onto her knees in front of Christian, placing her right hand around his shaft. "Mmmmm... I knew you didn't like to wait..." Christian says as Savannah begins to eagerly stroke his cock with her right hand. "That's not such a bad thing..." Savannah replies with a laugh as she looks up seductively at Christian, moving her right hand up and down his hard shaft. "You got that right..." Christian moans as Savannah pumps his now fully harden cock with her right hand. Savannah presses her sultry lips together and leans her head in to softly kiss the head of Christian's cock before she delicately slides her wet tongue around the tip, "Mmmm..." Christian moans as he feels Savannah's soft wet tongue brushing against the tip of his rock hard cock. : Savannah narrows her eyes slightly, continuing to look up at Christian as she brushes her wet tongue around the surface of the head of his cock, wetting it nicely with her saliva. Christian licks his lips as he places his left hand on Savannah's head as she twirls her tongue slowly around the swollen head of his prick. Savannah parts her moist and luscious lips, opening her mouth perfectly, before she lowers her head to take the tip of Christian's shaft into her wet and nicely warm mouth. "Ahhhh yeah..." Christian moans as Savannah begins to bob her head lightly on his thick rock hard dick while he slides his fingers through her hair. Savannah places her hands onto Christian's nicely toned waist as she starts to bob her head at a smooth pace, taking his shaft deeper into her talented and soothing mouth. "Ahhhhh.... awww..." Christian moans as Savannah takes over half of his cock into her mouth as she bobs her head easily on it. "Mmmmm...mmmm...mmmm" Savannah nicely moans as she moves her head against Christian's cock, her soft and pouty lips brushing constantly against his shaft. "Ahhhhh mmmmm yeah..." Christian licks his lips as he starts to move his hips back and forth in order to push his cock in and out of Savannah's mouth as she sucks on it. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Savannah moans as she gently moves her soft hands against Christian's toned waist as she bobs her head swiftly on his shaft, turning her head slightly. "Ohhhh yeah.... mmmmmm fuck..." Christian moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Savannah's mouth as she twists and turns her head on his stiff shaft. "Mmmmmm!" Savannah moans as her wet tongue slaps against the reigning ECW Champion's cock, taking his shaft deeper into her talented mouth. "Ahhhhhh... awww hope you do more than just.... suck..." Christian moans as Savannah holds every inch of his cock inside of her warm and wet mouth. Savannah presses her luscious lips tightly around Christian's shaft before she teasingly and slowly pulls her head back and off of his cock. Christian smirks at Savannah as he wraps a hand around his cock to stroke it as he watches the Savannah takes off her purple top to reveal her nicely sized, round and juicy tits. Savannah smiles up at Christian and blushes as she notices him glances down at her perky and juicy tits. Savannah scoots back on her knees and the sultry new ECW Diva proceeds to stand up from the floor in order to push the purple skirt down from her waist. "Fucking hot..." Christian says as Savannah places her hands on her hips while Christian checks out her naked body. The reigning ECW Champion proceeds to turn Savannah around and he bends her forward so that she can put her hands on the right-side armrest of the couch before Christian guides his cock into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh..." Savannah sweetly groans as she feels Christian's cock entering her tight, warm pussy before he starts to thrust his shaft smoothly into her from behind. "Ahhhhh.... mmm..." Christian moans as he places his hands on Savannah's hips as thrusts his cock in and out of her hot tight and wet pussy Savannah grits her teeth as she digs her fingernails lightly into the armrest as she rocks forward on her feet with Christian pumping his cock into her pussy. "Ohhh yeah.... ahhhh..." Christian licks his lips as he pumps his cock smoothly in and out of Savannah's pussy. Christian looks down and grins as he watches Savannah's cute round ass smacking against his toned waist. Savannah leans her head back slightly and starts to push back smoothly against his thrusting shaft, meeting his toned waist with her sultry, rounded ass. "Ohhhh Christian..." "Ahhhh yeah.... mmmmm awww..." Christian moans as he speeds up his thrusts as he drills Savannah's pussy with his nicely thick cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Savannah moans as she steadily rocks forward on her feet, leaning more into the leather couch as Christian deeply thrusts his cock into her wet and warm, tight pussy. "Ahhhhh... awww yeah.... mmmmm..." Christian grunts as he deeply pumps his cock into Savannah's pussy a few more times before he pulls out. Christian grins as he grips his cock and he proceeds to beat it against Savannah's ass cheeks. Savannah glances over her shoulder and seductively smiles at Christian before she turns around to now face him and then sits down on the couch's right side armrest with her gorgeously smooth legs spread. With Savannah sitting on the couch's armrest, Christian steps between her legs and pushes his rock hard cock back into her hot tight pussy. "Ohhhhhh...mmmm Christian..." Savannah moans as she gently wraps her smooth legs around his toned waist and starts to rock on the armrest as Christian pumps into her. "Ohhh yeah.... ahhhh..." Christian moans as he thrusts his cock into Savannah's pussy. Christian places his hands on Savannah's thighs as he steadily drives his cock into her. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Savannah moans, tilting her head back as she feels his cock deeply moving in and out of her wet and warm pussy, pulling her against his shaft. Christian licks his lips as he watches Savannah rock on the armrest of the couch when she moves towards him when he pushes his cock deeply into her pussy. Savannah grits her teeth once again as she smoothly grinds her wet pussy against his shaft, smacking her thighs against his crotch while he deeply pumps into her wet pussy. "Mmmmmmm ahhhh... awww..." Christian moans as he speeds up his thrusts as he drives his cock harder into Savannah's wet pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Savannah moans and tilts her head back as she starts to cum on Christian's thrusting cock. "Ahhhhh.... ahhhh..." Christian moans as Savannah cums on his pistoning cock. Christian keeps thrusting his cock in and out of Savannah's pussy as his dick begins to throb. Savannah licks her lips and closes her eyes as she slowly and smoothly rocks on the armrest of the couch following Christian's firm thrusts. "Ahhhhh... awww...." Christian moans as he keeps fucking Savannah's cunt as she lowers her legs from his waist. The reigning ECW Champion pulls his pulsating dick out of Savannah's pussy and begins to stroke with his left hand. Within a few moments, Christian is shooting his warm cum onto Savannah's stomach and thighs. Savannah happily smiles as Christian's warm cum splatters onto her stomach and thighs before dripping against her lightly sweat coated, smooth skin. "Ohhhh Christian..." "Ahhhh.... mmmmm..." Christian moans as he shoots a few more bursts of cum onto Savannah's stomach and thighs. Christian licks his lips and takes a deep breath before he looks at Savannah. Savannah lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes before smiling up at the reigning ECW Champion. "Well...I bet you're glad I did walk in..." Christian smirks, "You could say that.... now... about that interview you wanted..." -END-