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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Welcome To ZackDown
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the August 16, 2011 SmackDown tapings at Bakersfield, California's 
Rabobank Arena, the self-proclaimed Internet Champion Zack Ryder is returning 
to the backstage area after being eliminated from the 20-man battle royal 
that is taking place to determine a new number one contender for Randy 
Orton's World Heavyweight Championship. "Bro... that was wack!" Zack says as 
he rubs the back of his head, "Didn't go at all as I planned..." Zack says as 
some sexy saxophone music begins to play out of nowhere.

"Zack Ryderz...." The sensually seductive and mysterious voice of the 
Lithuanian beauty, Aksana, says as stands behind the Assistant General 
Manager of SmackDown, dressed in a pair of tight fitting black leather pants 
and a low-cut black top, while she slyly plays with a strand of her dark 
black hair with left hand.

Zack Ryder turns around and grins, "Hey... whew... you are fist pumpin' 
hot..." Zack says as he slowly fist pumps the air with his right hand while 
he checks out Aksana before he composes himself, "Um you need something?" 
Zack asks.

Aksana presses her luscious lips together and sensually looks at Ryder. 
"Zack...did youz have fun with the 20 men?" Aksana asks.

Zack Ryder raises an eyebrow, "Are you serious? Did you just ask that?" Zack 
asks as he's stunned after hearing Aksana's question.

Aksana rubs her luscious lips together and slyly raises an eyebrow at Zack 
Ryder. "Aksana would havez so much fun with the 20 men..."

Zack Ryder pauses and then smiles, "I bet you would..." Zack says while 
nodding his head.

Aksana places her hands down on her seductively curved hips and starts to 
approach Zack Ryder. "Now...Zack Ryderz...I want a position on SmackDown...do 
youz have a position for Aksana?" Aksana asks with an innocently, but 
seductive smile.

Zack again pauses and then smirks, "Oh I can think up a few positions for 
you..." Zack answers.

Aksana smiles and her lustful eyes lighten up with eagerness. "Really?"

"Yeah... but you know... I got to know what kind of positions you like..." 
Zack says.

Aksana raises an eyebrow and seductively laughs. "Whyz not Teddy Long this 
thorough with mez...does he not like Aksana?" Aksana asks with a frown.

:"Oh you know Teddy is a busy man... me... I got loads of time on my 
hands..."Zack answers.

"Would youz like your loads in Aksana's hands?" Aksana asks with an innocent 
and angelic smile, but with a hint of a seductive smirk. "Aksana canz do 
many, many positions for youz, Zack Ryderz..."

Zack Ryder grins, "How about we go somewhere and you can show me all of your 
positions..."

Aksana smiles and nods her head "I will show youz all of my positions..."

* * *

A short time later in a locker room's shower area, Zack Ryder is standing 
against the wall as Aksana is on her knees in front of him as she smoothly 
strokes his Long Island cock with both of her hands.

"Mmmmm...do youz like my position?" Aksana asks as she seductively looks up 
at Ryder, while moving her talented hands smoothly on his shaft.

"Mmmm yeah I do...' Zack nods his head as Aksana works over his rock hard 
cock with her hands.

Aksana closes her eyes and softly slides her sensual, wet tongue against the 
head of Zack's cock, before she starts to perfectly circle her tongue around 
the surface.

"Ahhhhh..." Zack moans as Aksana slides her tongue around the head of his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmmm..." Aksana softly moans as she flicks her tongue mischievously 
against the head of Zack Ryder's cock before she parts her sensual lips and 
takes his cock into her mouth.

Zack licks his lips as he watches as Aksana starts to bob her dark haired 
head on his thick, rock hard cock.

Aksana removes her hands from his shaft and places her hands onto his toned, 
tanned waist as she smoothly bobs her dark black haired head on his shaft, 
with her sensual and luscious lips smoothly brushing against his shaft.

"Awwww yeah..." Zack moans as Aksana sensually bobs her head on his cock with 
her lips brushing over his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Aksana seductively moans as she starts to bob her head 
at a quicker pace, taking his shaft deeper into her sensually hot mouth.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmmm.... fuck..." Zack moans as Aksana easily takes more of 
his cock into her mouth as she sucks on it.

Aksana opens her eyes and slyly looks up at Zack Ryder as she starts to 
swiftly bob her head against his cock, taking him impressively deep into her 
wet mouth.

Zack places his hands on his waist as Aksana briskly bobs her head along the 
length of his cock while taking nearly all of it into her mouth each time she 
lowers her head on his tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Aksana moans as her dark black haired 
head swiftly bobs as her saliva drips down on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh... fuck..." Zack groans as Aksana eagerly sucks and slurps on 
his meaty cock.

Aksana slides her wet tongue mischievously against the bottom side of Zack's 
shaft before she starts to lift her head off of his cock.

"Mmmm..." Zack groans as his cock leaves Aksana's mouth with a loud pop 
sound.

Aksana raises an eyebrow and the mysterious seductive Lithuanian looks up at 
him. "Youz like another position?"

"Oh yeah... you know it...." Zack Ryder says with a big grin on his face.

Aksana licks her lips and scoots back on her knees before she starts to 
seductively move to stand up from the floor.

Zack Ryder smirks as Aksana turns around and bends forward in front of him. 
Zack places a hand on Aksana's hips while he uses his other hand to guide his 
cock into her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...youz like to position Aksana?" The Lithuanian beauty moans as she 
rocks forward on her feet as he starts to pump smoothly and deeply into her 
wet, tight pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm... I like to do a lot to Aksana..." Zack replies with a groan and a 
laugh as he pumps his cock in and out of Aksana's pussy.

Aksana presses her luscious and sensual lips together as she rocks back and 
forth on her feet, with her stunning body moving with each of his thrusts.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Zack moans as he places both hands on Aksana's shoulders as 
he increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh...youz get sweaty with Aksana, just like youz did with 
the 20 men?" Aksana asks with a seductive moan as she grinds back against his 
cock, with her sultry, rounded and nicely toned, tanned ass smacking against 
his waist.

"Ahhhhh mmmmmm damn..." Zack nods his head as he pounds Aksana's pussy with 
firm and deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh...ohhhh..." Aksana moans and grits her teeth as she closes 
her eyes, feeling every inch of Ryder's cock slamming into her wet pussy from 
behind.

Zack licks his lips as he watches Aksana's ass smack against his waist as she 
pushes back to match his pace.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhhh...youz can position Aksana any wayz...." Aksana moans as 
she feels his cock repeatedly pumping into her.

"Oh.... I know it..." Zack groans as he slows down his thrusts and pulls out. 
The Long Island native proceeds to lay down on the ground and he doesn't wait 
long as Aksana quickly straddles his waist to lower her snatch down onto his 
cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh.." Aksana seductively moans as she places her hands down 
onto his tanned, nicely muscular chest and starts to smoothly bounce up and 
down on his cock as he starts to gradually thrust up.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh..." Zack moans as he smoothly yet quickly thrusts his cock 
upward into Aksana's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Aksana moans and tilts her head back as she bounces 
up and down on his cock, bouncing at a quicker pace, when he thrusts up into 
her.

Zack licks his lips as he watches Aksana's large juicy tits sway as she 
bounces briskly on his cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...youz like Aksana on SmackDownz?" Aksana moans as she 
continues to bounce and down on his upward thrusting cock. "Aksana will make 
SmackDownz hot..."

"Mmmmm ahhhh.. I can tell..." Zack moans as he sharply thrusts his cock 
upward into Aksana's twat.

Aksana slides her hands against his muscular, tanned chest to his shoulders 
as she starts to sharply rocks forward on his cock, while bouncing as he 
thrusts up into her.

"Awwww shit... mmmm..." Zack moans as Aksana grinds her hot wet pussy on his 
cock.

Aksana licks her lips and seductively looks down at Zack Ryder as sweat 
lightly drips on her gorgeous Lithuanian body as she expertly grinds down on 
his cock, teasing him easily.

Zack licks his teeth and places his hands on Aksana's hips to hold her steady 
as he rolls over so that he can be on top of her.

Aksana presses her luscious and sultry lips together as she places her hands 
onto his arms as he starts to firmly pump his cock into her extremely wet 
pussy. "Ohhhhhh... mmmmm..." Aksana moans.

"Ahhhhh yeah.... mmmmmm..." Zack Ryder licks his lips and increases the pace 
of his thrusts as he plows his cock deeply into Aksana's snatch.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Aksana moans and slides against the floor as Zack 
Ryder firmly pumps his cock into her pussy.

"Awwwww ahhhhh..." Zack groans as he drives his cock balls deep into Aksana's 
pussy causing her to arch her back as a result of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh...youz...can alwayz find positions for Aksana, Zack 
Ryderz..." Aksana moans as she grinds against his cock, while he continues to 
pump into her.

"Awwww... mmmmm anytime you want a position... I'll put you in one...." Zack 
groans as pounds Aksana's hot wet pussy

"Mmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Aksana moans and slyly looks up at Zack Ryder as 
she hooks her legs around his waist and sharply grinds against his shaft.

"Ahhhh shit...." Zack groans as Aksana grinds her twat on his pistoning cock 
while she squeezes his waist with her surprisingly strong legs.

"Mmmmmmm...youz like Aksana?" Aksana asks seductively as she tightly holds 
her legs around his waist as she grinds her pussy against his shaft as he 
hammers his cock into her.

"Awwww yeah... mmmmmm..." Zack moans as his cock starts to throb as he 
continues to deeply fuck Aksana's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Aksana moans and closes her eyes as she tilts her 
head back against the floor as she feels his cock suddenly start to 
erratically thrust into her on the verge on cumming.

Zack Ryder grits his teeth as Aksana suddenly unwraps her legs from around 
his waist, allowing him to pull out. Zack straddles Aksana's gorgeous body as 
he begins to quickly stroke his cock and he soon begins to cum, unloading his 
spunk onto Aksana's large juicy tits.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Aksana moans and presses her sultry lips together as his warm 
cum drips on her juicy, rounded, large tits.

"Awwww mmmm..." Zack moans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's 
finished cumming.

Aksana licks her lips and slyly looks up at Zack Ryder. "So...youz do have 
positions for Aksana?"

"Oh yeah... you know it..." Zack smirks and nods his head.

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