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Kristi and Dice present: Wild Ride With The Outsiders by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the WCW SuperBrawl IX pay-per-view on February 21, 1999 in one the nWo's private locker rooms in the Oakland Arena, 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash, wearing jeans and a red nWo tank top, is laughing as his tag team partner Scott Hall, wearing black and red wrestling trunks, is trying to put on the mask that belonged to Rey Mysterio Jr. Earlier in the night, Hall substituted for an injured Lex Luger as Nash's partner in a tag team match against Mysterio and Konnan, that pitted Rey Mysterio's mask vs Miss Elizabeth's hair "Yo, little hombre has a tiny head..." Hall says as he has Rey's mask on top of his head as if it was a hat. "Scotty... you are an idiot..." Nash says with a laugh before Hall tosses him Rey's mask. "Nope... I'm the new US Champ!" Hall smirks as he points over to the WCW United States Championship belt that's on the floor which he won in another match earlier in the night from Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "This has been a good night so far... I got some gold... Hogan's gonna get some gold when he beats Flair... you got that little midget's mask... and Liz's kept her hair..." "Yeah, thanks for subbing for Lex last minute," Nash says before he pauses, "By the way, just how did Liz convinced you to fill in cause you hate working double..." Scott Hall laughs, "Liz promised me a wild ride... besides, I wanted a piece of them after what they did to Flexi Lexy's arm on Thunder... " Hall says as the dressing room door opens and the elegant and beautiful yet conniving valet of the nWo, Miss Elizabeth, wearing a short black skirt, a red top that nicely hugs against her body and calf high heeled-boots, enters the locker room. "Hey Liz... did you promise Scotty something and not me?" Nash asks with a grin. The beautiful and sly Miss Elizabeth places her hands onto her smoothly shaped hips and raises an eyebrow "I might have..." She replies with a smirk. "Now that ain't right... I put on a clinic out there throwing that little Mexican Jumping Bean around..." Kevin Nash replies with a laugh. "Yo Lizzy... did you see that punk's face after he took off his mask..." Scott Hall asks. Elizabeth nods her head and smiles a bit "Yeah...he's kind of cute..." Elizabeth replies with a lick of her lips. "In other words she'd do him..." Nash chuckles slightly. "Hey he ain't that bad looking... he's no Scott Hall..." Hall says as he slides his right index finger against both sides of his face. Elizabeth raises an eyebrow and looks at Scott Hall with an angelic, but seductive smirk. "Is that so?" Scott smirks, "Yeah it's so... cause no one is like the original bad guy..." Scott says as he speaks with a slightly forced Cuban accent. "Careful Scotty... the boss up north will sue ya if he hears you talking like that..." Kevin Nash laughs. "I got the money..." Scott laughs a bit before he looks at Elizabeth, "So Lizzy... when are you ever going to get wild with the bad guy..." Miss Elizabeth presses her lips together and slightly narrows her eyes at Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, folding her arms against her chest. "Well Scott...you did happen to win tonight...and as Eric used to say morale within the nWo has to be at the very top..." "That's probably the smartest thing to come out of that Ken Doll look-a- like's mouth... other than the money he said he was going to pay us..." Kevin Nash smirks before he asks, "So how are you gonna keeps our morale up Liz?" Miss Elizabeth licks her lips and smirks a bit "The same way I used to with Macho Man..." Elizabeth says with a seductive laugh before rolling her eyes. "With the exception of all that lovey-dovey crap..." Scott smirks, "That I'd like to see... and since you do owe me for subbing for Luger..." Elizabeth glances over at Kevin Nash and almost sweetly smiles at him, with a hint of slyness. "What about Big Kev?" Elizabeth asks Hall. "Eh if you wanna do him sure I got no problem with that..." Scott Hall says. "Hey you better not..." Kevin Nash laughs. Miss Elizabeth shyly blushes and seductively licks her lips. "Mmmmm...I've never been with two guys before..." The once classy, but now mischievous First Lady of Wrestling replies. "First time for everything..." Scott Hall smirks as he starts to lower his wrestling trunks from his toned waist until his long and thick cock escapes from them. "Yeah and we know a few things about tag teaming..." Kevin Nash adds as he undoes his jeans and lowers them to let out his huge cock. Elizabeth bites down on her bottom lip as she takes a moment to glance down at the exposed and hardening, thick cocks of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall before stepping closer and proceeds to kneel down in front of the Outsiders. Liz licks her lips as she looks up seductively at Hall and Nash, raising her hands and placing them both around their hard cocks, Hall with her left hand and Nash with her right hand. "Looks to me you got a hand on things Lizzy..." Scott smirks as Elizabeth begins to stroke his cock with her left hand while she moves her right hand on Nash's shaft. "I always do..." Elizabeth says with a laugh as she smoothly moves both of her gentle hands up and down the long, thick shafts of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, lightly twisting her hands on their shafts. Kevin Nash smirks as Elizabeth pumps her right hand on his cock, "You sure you've never done this before?" Elizabeth slyly glances up at Kevin Nash as she leans her head toward his large cock and playfully slaps her tongue against the swollen head of his cock as she moves her left hand up Hall's long shaft. "Mmmmm that's what I thought..." Kevin Nash moans as Elizabeth beats the head of hos cock with her tongue as she continues to stroke his and Scott Hall's large dicks. Elizabeth closes her beautiful and sly eyes as she circles her wet tongue around the head of Nash's cock before she turns her head smoothly to Scott Hall's cock and begins to gently beat her wet, soft tongue against the head of his shaft, much like she did with Kevin Nash. "Mmmmmm damn..." Scott Halls smirks as Elizabeth slaps her tongue against the swollen head of his cock. Nash removes his t-shirt revealing his powerful upper body to the mischievous manager of the nWo. Elizabeth opens her mouth and proceeds to lower her head of Scott Hall's large cock, taking him perfectly into her wet and soothing mouth. Elizabeth gently wraps her soft lips around Hall's shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head, while gently working her right hand up and down Nash's cock. "Awww..." Scott Hall moans as Elizabeth bobs her head perfectly along the length of his cock. "Bet Macho misses having you do that..." Nash smirks as Elizabeth continues to pump her right hand on his huge dick. "Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Liz lustfully moans as she turns her head perfectly on Scott Hall's cock, rubbing her pouty lips against his long shaft as she gradually moves her head at a quicker pace, as she gently twirls her tongue against his shaft. Elizabeth shifts slightly on her knees as she tightens the grip of her right hand on Nash's cock, moving her hand at a quicker pace as well. "Ahhh shit..." The new United States Champion Scott Hall moans as Elizabeth continues to pick up the pace as she sucks on his long, stiff cock. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Liz moans before she lifts her head off of Scott Halls cock and turns her attention to Kevin Nash. The gorgeous First Lady of Wrestling opens her mouth and easily takes Nash's cock into her wet, soothing mouth, before she starts to bob her head to suck on his cock. "Awww.... ahhhh how much can you fit in your mouth Liz?" Kevin Nash asks with a moan as he watches as Elizabeth easily bobs her head on his cock. Scott Hall moves behind Elizabeth kneels on the floor. The United States Champion then slides down Elizabeth's short black skirt, revealing her round, tanned and bare ass. Liz slyly lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Kevin Nash as she steadily bobs her head back and forth on his massive cock, letting his cock perfectly with her saliva. "Ahhhh shit...." Nash groans as Elizabeth takes his cock further into her mouth. Scott Hall smirks, "Lizzy, it's a good thing you don't wear panties to the ring..." Scott says as he proceeds to push his large thick cock into Elizabeth's tight, smoothly shaved pussy. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Liz groans loudly as she presses her lips tightly around Nash's cock as she immediately rocks forward on her knees, feeling Hall's long cock slam into her wet and tight pussy from behind. "Awww fuck..." Scott Hall groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Elizabeth's tight wet pussy. Kevin Nash places his large hands on Elizabeth's brown haired head as she bobs her head on his huge dick. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Liz moans as she laps her soft tongue against the bottom side of Nash's large cock as she continues to move her head easily on his shaft. Liz's perfectly rounded and gorgeous ass lightly smacks against Hall's waist as she rocks back on her knees against his thrusting cock. "Mmmm damn Liz... this can't be your first time..." Kevin Nash chuckles as Elizabeth smacks her tongue against his cock while it's deep inside of her mouth while Scott Hall pounds her pussy from behind. Liz lifts her head up from Kevin Nash's cock and smirks up slyly "Maybe I lie..." Liz says before she wickedly slides her wet tongue against the head of his cock as saliva drips from his cock. Liz begins to rock on her knees at a quicker pace as Scott Hall quickly and firmly pumps his shaft into her pussy from behind. "Ahhh awww nothing wrong with lying..." Scott Hall grunts as he slams his cock repeatedly into Elizabeth's tight pussy. Nash leans down and pulls up Elizabeth's red top, causing the First Lady of Wrestling to sit up on her knees so that he can take off her top while Hall continues to fuck her. Liz raises her arms as Nash completely removes her top, exposing her nicely rounded and perfectly juicy tits. Elizabeth grits her teeth as she leans forward, placing her hands onto Nash's waist for support as she continues to move on her knees with Scott Hall drilling her pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh damn..." Scott groans as he drives his cock deeply into Liz's hot tight pussy before he pulls his cock out. Nash, seeing his opportunity, bends down to lift Liz up from the ground and he lowers her pussy down onto his massive dick. "Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm Big Kev..." Liz moans and closes her eyes as she gently wraps her legs around Nash's waist as she starts to bounce on his cock, with him thrusting his cock powerfully upward into her pussy as he holds her. "Damn right I'm big..." Nash smirks as he thrusts his cock into Elizabeth's warm and wet pussy. Scott Hall stands up and smirks as he slyly lines his cock up with Elizabeth's ass. Just as Elizabeth is coming down on Nash's shaft, Scott pushes his cock into her asshole. "Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh that feels so good Scotty..." Liz moans as she gently lowers on his long shaft as he places his hands onto her nicely curved hips and starts to drill his cock up into her asshole. "Ahhh.... mmmm..." Scott Hall groans as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of Elizabeth's ass as she moves between him and Nash who is busy pumping his cock into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmmm..." Liz moans and closes her eyes as she bounces up and down on both of their cocks, feeling Nash and Hall steadily pumping their shafts upward into her pussy and ass "Ahhh yeah... mmmm...." Kevin Nash grunts as he firmly thrusts his cock into Elizabeth's hot tight pussy as he and Scott Hall continue to double-team her. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmm..." Liz moans as she grinds her wet pussy down on Nash's cock as he pumps his cock up into her wet pussy, causing her to sharply bounce on Hall's cock inside of her ass. "Ahhh awww..." Scott Hall grunts as he pounds Elizabeth's tight ass with firm and deep thrusts. Kevin Nash grits his teeth as he drives his cock into Liz's snatch. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...." Liz moans as she sharply bounces on both Nash and Hall's cocks as they alternate thrusts, driving their shafts deeply into her pussy and ass, causing her to grind and bounce between them. "Mmmm ahhh... awww..." Kevin Nash groans as he starts to cum inside of Elizabeth's hot tight and wet pussy. Scott Hall grunts and groans as he continue to deeply fuck Elizabeth's ass. Liz glances over her shoulder and narrows her eyes as she smoothly rocks back on Scott Hall's cock as she feels Nash's warm cum flooding her pussy. "Mmmmm awwww... yeah you like that Lizzy?" Scott Hall groans as his cock starts to throb inside if Elizabeth's ass while Kevin Nash pulls out of Liz's cum filled pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Liz moans as she closes her eyes and bounces sharply on his cock as he drills his cock into her ass. The greasy haired United States Champion firmly holds onto Liz as she bounces on his cock as he slams it into her ass repeatedly. "Ahhh.... awwwww..." Scott Hall grunts as he starts to cum inside of Elizabeth's ass. Liz leans her head back and licks her lips as she feels Scott Hall's cum erupting inside of her ass. "Ohhhhhh Scotty..." "Mmmm fuck..." Scott Hall groans as he starts to lower Elizabeth to the ground as he hold his cum spraying cock in her ass. Liz licks her lips as she stands up in the locker room slyly glancing at Scott Hall, before looking at Kevin Nash. "Mmmmmm that was wild.." "Yeah..." Scott smirks as he pulls his cock out of Liz's ass. "Hey Liz... since Lex is hurt, are you going back to boost his moral?" Nash asks. Liz smirks and nods her head "It's my job...Big Kev." "Mind if me and Scotty tag along?" Nash asks. Liz licks her lips slightly and raises an eyebrow at Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. "I don't know...I don't want to get too wild.." Scott Hall smirks, "Yo Lizzy... who are you bull shitting you just got really wild and I think you can get wilder..." Liz places her hands onto her hips and shrugs her shoulders "Possibly. "Yeah sure possibly..." Kevin Nash smirks, "I think Liz is just trying to play us...but it's all right, we know how wild she can get now..." -END-