I wrote this before Christy made her debut with TNA. Wrestling Hotties Part 8 Big Chief (austin2090@cox.net) Wrestling Hotties: Well boys and girls, after a long hiatus, we are back. Today for you, we've got former WWE diva, the very hot fire cracker, Christy Hemme. Christy, thanks for stopping by. Christy Hemme: No problem. It's not like I have anything to hurry to (laughing). WH: That's right. Last year you were released from your WWE contract. Now you actually don't seem real mad when that topic is brought up. CH: Yeah, I try not to get real worked up over things that are really out of my hands. While it sucks to loose a job with WWE, it's not the end of the world. Plus I learned a lot while I was there. I got to work with great people, and really learned the ropes so to speak. I just wished I had gotten an actual explanation why I was let go. WH: Ok, now I just need to ask this question about your release. The big rumor that made it rounds on the Internet, was that you were trying to make some moves towards Triple H. Then when Stephanie McMahon discovered this, your job was as good as gone. Now are there any basis on this? CH: 100% False. I would never try to push myself in between those two. They're really in love, and I'd hate to ruin that. Plus, I don't think Hunter would risk getting on the bad side of the McMahons by cheating on Stephanie, so it would be pointless to even try anything. WH: Now do you believe Triple H truly loves Stephanie or do you think it's a marriage of convenience for him and his career? CH: Oh, I believe he really does love her. I mean he's have a kid with her. I do think, though his love for her isn't stopping him from taking advantage of his place in that family. WH: Now the other story about you during your time with WWE, was your fling with Joey Mercury of MNM. So what was that like? CH: Oh, Joey's great, but I wouldn't call it a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship. It was more of a "friendly" relationship (laughs). WH: Oh, you mean you two were fuck buddies? CH: (laughing) Well, I'd prefer friends with benefits, but yeah, that kind of relationship. I mean when you're on the road as long as we are, you really get that special itch that needs to be scratched. He was also a great guy to be friends with and just hang out. WH: So, then I guess the sex was pretty good? CH: Oh, the sex was amazing. He really knows what he's doing, and wow does he know how to use his tongue. WH: I actually never would have guessed he would be good with the oral skills. CH: Oh my god, he's amazing. He could get me off no problem with just his tongue. He really knows what to do and when to do it. WH: So how does he stack up in the size department? CH: (smiles) He's very well equipped. WH: Come on Christy. Our female readers want a number they can dream about. CH: Well I never actually broke out a ruler and measured it. But if I had to take a guess, I'd probably say around 8 inches with some nice girth too. WH: Damn, that's hot, right? He's got the talent in the ring, he's a champion, good in bed, got you and he's freaking hung. That's not fair that one man has that much luck. CH: (laughing) Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. WH: Of course, he's packing a trunk like that, while I've got the inch worm (laughs). Now during your fun with the company, did you have any hook ups with any other talent? CH: I had a few. WH: Ok, spill it, who were the lucky guys? CH: When did I ever say that they were guys (laughing)? Joey was the only guy I was with when I was there. During the feud I had with Trish, I got to really know Lita. I mean us redheads have to lick, oops, I mean stick together (laughing). Then when they sent me over to Smackdown, I had a one time thing with Torrie Wilson. And when they had the MNM feud with Animal and Heidenreich, I got to "get to know" Melina. That was before I was with Joey. WH: Geez, those are some impressive names. I bet Lita was a lot of fun to be with? CH: Without question. That girl knows her way around a pussy. My first time with another girl happened with her. On WrestleMania weekend, the two of us hit LA and hopped a few clubs, and had a few. We were sharing a hotel room, so we got back together and kind of staggered into the room. I went to turn around a say something to her, but before I said anything, she had her lips to mine. I kinda freaked out at first, but I didn't stop her. After a few seconds I just went with it and opened my mouth and we started tongue wrestling. She really controlled the whole thing and as she was kissing me, I realized she was undoing my jeans. Next thing I know, my pants and panties are at my ankles, and Amy is kneeling in front of me with her tongue inside me. Eventually I was laying on the bed cumming. When it came my turn I just did what I liked done to me, and apparently it was good, because she orgasmed too. WH: See that, you're a natural. So how many times did you two get together? CH: Maybe a dozen times. All fun times. A few times she introduced a strap on. She must have had experience, because the times she used it on me, it was like having sex with a real guy. WH: Now did anyone know about the relationship? CH: Trish actually found out, but that was by accident. WH: What, you mean Trish Stratus caught you and Lita together? CH: Yeah, actually. We were doing a house show in Florida, and the arena had one of those shower rooms. Well no one was in the locker room at the time, so we stripped down, turned the water on and started having fun. I was standing with my back against the wall and Amy was crouching in front of me doing her thing. I suddenly heard someone scream, 'oh my god!' My eyes shot open and Trish was at the entrance, with a shocked look. She apologized and left. I had gotten all nervous, but Amy told me to relax. She went right back to work and like 30 seconds later had me screaming. WH: I guess that's proof the risky sex is best. So did you ever talk about that with Trish? CH: Well after it had happened, I got all nervous that she might think less of me, so the next night I talked with her about it. She told me everything was cool. She had seen stuff like that and it's no big deal. She then laughed an told me to just be careful to not get caught by one of the McMahons. That really helped calm me down. WH: Well it's good to know your secret was safe with her. Now I have to ask this. Did Melina ever do her fantastic ring entrance at all during sex? CH: As a matter of fact, she did a few times. She is extremely flexible. It was very clear, too that she wasn't new, being with another woman. She's very skilled. WH: Well I think you've given our fans some nice stories to think about. Now, we know a bit about your current sex life, lets go to the past. How old were you when you lost your virginity? CH: I was 15. It was pretty enjoyable. It was with my boyfriend, who was 18, and he had a little bit of experience, which helped. I remember hearing from friends that it hurt so bad the first time, so before it happened, I was pretty nervous. My first time though didn't have that much pain, just a bit of discomfort at first. WH: Well that's good. Sometimes you get girls who say they hated their first time, so it's good to hear you enjoyed yours. Now have you ever had anal sex, or is that one cherry you haven't broken yet? CH: I have had anal. When I was 18 I tied it with a different boyfriend. It wasn't really my thing though, and I haven't tried it since. I do enjoy other things back there like a tongue or maybe a finger or two. WH: So right now, do you have anyone around that you get to have fun with? CH: No, right now I don't have anyone around unfortunately. WH: Does that mean your masturbation time has increased? CH: Not really. But I regularly do it anyways. Probably once a day at least. It's strange, even when I have regular sex, I'd be doing it once a day. I guess I just need to do it to clear my head (laughing). WH: When you do it, do you use any type of toys? CH: Well I have a few toys. A small pocket rocket vibrator and a dildo about 6 inches long. I probably use them about half the time and my fingers the other half. Then like a lot of women, I might use a shower head, it it's one of the detachable ones. Those things can really get me off quick. WH: Alright, thong, bikini cut or granny panties. CH: Thong of course (laughing). I've got a good butt and don't mind showing it off. WH: So do you have a thong on right now? CH: Nope, you can't really wear underwear with pants like these. WH: Now everyone saw your grooming technique in your Playboy spread. Do you still go with that look you had in the magazine? CH: Actually I don't. I got the whole Brazilian was session a few days ago, and I'm now completely bare. I actually like the smoother feel of no hair. WH: As do most guys. Now we discussed your encounters in the locker room, but have you ever had sex in any other places that could have gotten you caught? CH: Sure. Like the last month I was in WWE, they were sending me and Joey to do an autograph signing. Well they gave us a limo to get there. It wasn't a real long ride, so no full sex, just some oral fun. (smiles) Then when I was younger, me and my boyfriend did it under the bleachers during a basketball game. That was with out question the riskiest experience I've ever had. WH: So are there any wrestlers you wish you could have been with, that the opportunity didn't arise? CH: I actually started to have fantasies about Terri [Runnells]. I've seen some of her TV work and she just oozes sexuality. She seems like the type of woman who knows what she's doing in the bedroom. It's too bad she had left the company before I had gotten there. WH: Well there's always time. I hear she does an indy appearance or two from time to time. CH: I can only hope (laughing). It could be some real fun, I can guarantee that. WH: So are there any male personalities you wish you could have gotten? CH: I did have a bit of a thing for Rene Dupree. I always thought his accent was sexy. Plus, just seeing him in his wrestling gear would show why I would have liked to be with him (laughing). WH: Ok, for the last question, I'm going to go with a new one. Have you ever had a real embarrassing moment during sex? CH: I do have one. I was on the bed, my guy was behind me doing his thing. I guess the sheets were a bit slippery, and I was near the end of the bed. Then I suddenly slipped and fell off and basically summersaulted and landed right on my butt. My boyfriend got all worried I was hurt, but I was fine. I actually broke out laughing at how ridiculous what had just happened was. My butt was a little sore, but not too bad. Needless to say that really killed the mood. WH: That really is a good one. Well Christy, thanks for your time, and good luck on whatever you've got going on in the future. CH: He, it was fun.