READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, 
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Wrong Guys To Ask
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Prior to the October 13, 1997 broadcast of Monday Night Nitro, nWo members 
Scott Hall and Syxx arriving at Tampa, Florida's Ice Palace Arena. Hall and 
Syxx are both wearing jeans, black nWo t-shirts and leather jackets. "Yo, ya 
heard we got to defend the tag straps against the Ei-Steiners tonight?" Scott 
Hall asks. 

"Shit we'll smoke those inbred freaks... Wolfpack style..." Syxx smirks.

"Yeah and then Sunday at Halloween Havoc... I take out Luger and make Zbyzsko 
count to three..." Hall says with a smirk as the two nWo members are 
approached by a clearly frustrated and irate Queen Debra, dressed in a silver 
colored evening gown, a sash that reads 'Queen of WCW' and a beauty crown.

"Alright! Listen up, both of ya'll! We need to talk and we need to talk right 
now!" Debra says as she places her hands onto her curved hips.

Scott Hall looks at Debra with a raised eyebrow, "Hey... say excuse me... " 
Scott says. 

"Yeah... we're part of the nWo... you got to talk to us with some respect!" 
Syxx adds with a laugh

Debra presses her lips together and looks at Scott Hall and Syxx blankly 
before she continues on "You know what that jerk...that no good Tennessee 
hick, Jeff Jarrett did to me!?"

Scott Hall pauses before smirking, "Told you to make sure you dye your gray 
hair?"

Debra narrows her eyes and glares at Scott Hall. "NO!" Debra yells and shakes 
her head with disgust. "He left me here by myself for that no good company up 
north! Now what I suppose to do to stick it to my ex-husband..."

Syxx shrugs and smirks, "You could steal the credit cards he took from 
you..."

Debra nods her head slightly "Yes...I could do that, but what I really want 
is for someone to rough that bastard up!"

Scott Hall laughs, "And you're coming to the nWo to beat up Mongo? We've 
already beaten him and the rest of the Horsemen up like...10 times 
already...." 

"Yeah... beating up Mongo is like old news to us..." Syxx adds.

"Well...I want ya'll to do it again!" Debra replies.

"What's in it for us?" Scott Hall asks.

Debra raises an eyebrow "What do you mean!? Ya'll will just do it!"

"Hey sweet cheeks, we got better things to do than to beat up some ex-Chicago 
Bear..." Syxx smirks.

Debra narrows her eyes and glares at Syxx. "Don't ya'll dare call me sweet 
cheeks!"

"Hey, yo, blondie, we can call you whatever we want, you want Mongo beaten 
up, you better come up with a good reason for us to before we sic Liz on 
you..." Scott says with a cocky smirk.

"Fine..." Debra says as she crosses her arms. "What if I blow ya both..."

"Ehhh that would be a good start..." Syxx smirks.

"Well that's all ya both are getting!" Debra replies.

"Then you can go find some skinny fat ass to do your dirty work..." Scott 
says to further infuriate the self-proclaimed Queen of WCW.

"Fine...ya'll want more, I'll give ya more...but ya'll better beat his ass 
up!"

* * *

A short time later in one of the nWo locker rooms, Debra, wearing just her 
'Queen of WCW' sash, is on her knees, bobbing her head on Scott Hall's large 
cock while Syxx is behind her thrusting his cock in and out of her tight wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmm....mmmmm..." Debra moans as she presses her luscious lips tightly 
around Scott Hall's cock as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth, while 
rocking on her knees as Syxx pumps his cock swiftly into her snatch from 
behind.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Scott moans as Debra sucks and slurps on his large cock. 

"Mmmm shit..." Syxx smirks as he grabs hold of Debra's hips as he plows his 
cock swiftly into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Debra moans as she bobs her blond haired head 
at a quicker pace on his cock, while her "Queen of WCW" sash sways against 
her upper body as she continues to rock forward on her knees.

"Awwww fuck yeah... mmmm!" Syxx licks his lips as he hammers Debra's cunt 
with quick and deep thrusts. Scott Hall smirks as he begins to thrust his 
cock forward into Debra's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Debra moans around Scott Hall's cock as she raises her 
hands and places her hands onto his waist as she increasingly rocks forward 
on her knees with Syxx firmly pumping into her snatch from behind.

"Mmmmm damn..." Scott moans as Debra sucks and slurps on his cock. Syxx 
smirks as he watches Debra's juicy ass smack against his waist as she rocks 
back on his pistoning shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Debra sensually moans as she turns her head 
on Scott's cock, grinding her luscious lips as she sharply rocks back on 
Syxx's cock, with him pulling her back firmly.

"Ahhhh shit yeah..." Syxx groans as he pounds Debra's pussy from behind. 
Scott Hall smirks as he pulls his cock out of Debra's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Debra moans as some saliva drips from her mouth.

"Yo Syxx... let her earn that beat down for her husband..." Scott smirks as 
he moves to sit on the locker room's leather couch. 

"Awww yeah... mmmm!" Syxx grunts as he thrusts his cock balls deep into the 
self-proclaimed Queen of WCW's snatch before he pulls out.

Debra turns her head and glances back slyly at Syxx with a smirk. "Ya'll are 
gonna really beat that bastard down!" Debra says before she stands up from 
the locker room floor and moves over to Scott Hall. Debra licks her lips as 
she straddles Hall as she lowers herself down onto his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Scott Hall smirks as Debra begins to rock back and forth on his 
cock as she places her hands on his slightly hairy chest. Syxx stands up and 
steps behind Debra where he proceeds to guide his cock into her gorgeous ass

"Mmmmmmmmmm fuck!" Debra groans and grits her teeth as she feels Syxx's cock 
entering her tight asshole as she continues to rock back and forth on his 
shaft.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Syxx groans as he grabs Debra's hips as he starts to thrust 
his cock in and out of her ass. Scott licks his lips as he starts to thrust 
his cock upward into Debra's pussy, causing her to bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Debra moans as she rocks back and forth on 
Scott Hall's cock, bouncing swiftly, as Syxx thrusts firmly into her gorgeous 
ass.

"Mmmmm yeah... awwww..." Scott Hall groans as he thrusts his cock firmly up 
into Debra's cunt. Syxx licks his lips as he hammers Debra's ass with quick 
and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Debra moans and tilts her head back as 
she seductively rocks between Hall and Syxx, feeling both of their cocks 
thrusting up into her ass and pussy.

"Mmmmm awww hell yeah... mmmm fuck!" Syxx grunts as he drives his cock 
swiftly into Debra's ass as she rocks between him and Scott who is firmly 
thrusting his shaft up into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Debra moans and closes her eyes, tilting her head 
back as she moves between Syxx and Scott Hall, feeling both cocks thrusting 
into her.

"Mmmm awww yeah...." Scott Hall groans as Debra rides his cock while he 
slides a hand through his own slicked-back black hair while Syxx pulls out of 
Debra's ass.

Debra turns her head and seductively looks back at Syxx as she rocks back and 
forth on Scott Hall's cock, swiftly lowering on his cock.

"Got three words for you sweet... suck my dick..." Syxx says as he points to 
crotch as Scott Hall lifts Debra off of his own shaft.

Debra licks her lips and slyly looks at Syxx before she lowers herself down 
onto her knees in front of him, placing her left hand around his shaft. Debra 
opens her mouth and takes Syxx's cock into her mouth, starting to smoothly 
bob her head.

"Awww fuck..." Syxx moans as the former Miss Illinois bobs her along the 
length of his cock. Scott Hall gets off the couch and kneels behind the 
estranged wife of Mongo McMichael and rams his cock back into her wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Debra moans as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth on 
Syxx's cock, with her pouty lips brushing back and forth on his shaft, as she 
rocks forward on her knees with Scott Hall drilling her from behind.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Scott Hall groans as he hammers Debra's pussy with firm and 
deep thrusts. Syxx places his hands on Debra's blond haired head as he fucks 
her mouth with his cock.

Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Debra moans as she perfectly sucks on Syxx's cock 
with her saliva dripping on his shaft as she continues to take him deeper 
into her mouth.

"Ahhhh awww yeah ahhhh!" Syxx moans as his cock starts to throb as Debra deep 
throats his tool while bobbing sucking on it.

Debra closes her eyes and slides her tongue against the bottom side of Syxx's 
shaft before she lowers her head further down to take him deeper into her 
mouth.

"Ahhhhh yeah... mmmmm shit..." Scott groans as he deeply rams his cock into 
Debra's hot wet pussy as she rocks between himself and Syxx.

"Mmmmmmm..." Debra moans on Syxx's cock as she rocks back on her knees to 
smack her gorgeous ass against Scott Hall's waist.

"Ahhhh awww...." Syxx moans loudly as he starts to cum inside of Debra's 
mouth as the self-proclaimed Queen of WCW holds his cock deep within her own 
mouth while Scott Hall fucks her from behind.

"MMMMMMMMMM!" Debra deeply moans and presses her lips tightly around Syxx's 
shaft as he warm cum continues to release.

"Mmmm shit... awww..." Syxx groans as he starts to pull his cock out of 
Debra's mouth when he's finished cumming. Scott Hall grabs hold of Debra's 
hips and pulls her backward as he increases the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...." Debra moans and leans her head back as she continues to 
swiftly rock on her knees with Scott Hall slamming deeply into her from 
behind, with her gorgeous ass bouncing against his waist.

"Ahhhh mmmmm damn..." Scott grunts as his cock starts to throb as he 
continues to deeply fuck the self-proclaimed Queen of WCW's tight wet twat.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Debra moans as the "Queen of WCW" sash starts to 
stick to her skin with the sweat coating her gorgeous body.

"Mmmmmm... awww...." Scott Hall groans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of 
Debra's pussy. The first invader of the nWo strokes his cock until he starts 
to spray his cum all over Debra's juicy round ass.

Debra raises an eyebrow and smirks back at Scott Hall after he unloads onto 
her ass. "Mmmmmm...now ya'll better beat that bastard's ass..."

Scott Hall starts to laugh, "I don't think so blondie... we got our own 
things to do tonight..."

Debra opens her mouth in shock and then narrows her eyes into a glare. 
"What!? Wait a minute..."

"Yeah sweet cheeks... we don't have time to waste on a football player..." 
Syxx smirks and laughs. "And besides you're not in the nWo so we don't give a 
fuck about your problems..."

"But....I...just let you guys fuck me!?" Debra starts to yell.

"Yo... ain't our fault you'd assume we'd do the job..." Scott smirks.

Debra presses her lips together and shakes her head as she stands up from the 
floor. "Just ya'll wait...ya'll will pay for this...I guarantee it!"

"Hey with Bischoff in our back pocket, you'll be lucky to have a job in WCW 
if you don't beat it..." Scott Hall says.

-END-