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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



You Know You Want It...Woo Woo Woo
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Backstage at Manchester, New Hampshire's Verizon Wireless Arena, following 
the broadcast of WWE NXT on June 22, 2010, WWE Pro Zack Ryder, wearing a 
bright yellow button shirt, jeans, sunglasses and his trademark blue-gray 
Woo-Woo-Woo headband, is coming out of the NXT Rookies locker room after 
giving his rookie some advice following Titus's loss to Michael McGillicutty. 
"Now to find that hottie..." Zack says as he rubs his hands together. 

The Long Island Superstar makes his way over to the WWE Divas dressing room 
area and grins as he sees Jamie Keyes, the gorgeous blond haired NXT Ring 
Announcer, coming out of the dressing room. Zack leans against the wall as he 
waits for Jamie to come towards, "Hey baby... you want some Long Island Iced 
Z?" Zack smirks.

Jamie Keyes, dressed in a stunning single-piece navy blue skirt and top that 
perfectly fits her seductively curved and gorgeously toned, tanned body, 
raises an eyebrow and smirks slightly at Zack Ryder. "Some Long 
Island....what?"

Zack licks his lips, "You heard of Long Island Ice Tea?" Zack asks

Jamie crosses her arms against her large chest and licks her lips slightly. 
"The drink? Oh yeah I love it...."

Zack grins at Jamie, "Well they call me Long Island Iced Z... cause I'm a 
whole lot sweeter..." Zack Ryder says.

Jamie presses her luscious and pouty lips together to hold back from laughing 
before she nods her head. "Oh....is that so?" Jamie asks.

"Yeah that's so.... you want to come with a long, hard one..." Zack Ryder 
replies as he checks out the blond haired Ring Announcer.

Jamie Keyes smirks and laughs slightly. "Did you come up with that on your 
own?"

"You know it baby... I'm all original..." Zack replies.

Jamie bites down on her bottom lip as she unfolds her arms and places her 
hands onto her smoothly curved and sultry hips. "I'm sorry Zack....but Montel 
already asked me out for tonight..." Jamie begins to reply.

"And you turned him down cause you knew sooner or later The Z-Man would be 
coming to show ya a good time..." Zack smirks.

Jamie begins to shake her head and laughs "Ummm...no I didn't...but I have 
some time now...." Jamie says, shrugging her shoulders and licking her lips. 
"Show me a good time right now and I'll reconsider my plans for later"

"Baby you're gonna be changing those plans..." Zack grins.

* * *

A short time later in the Superstars locker room, Jamie Keyes is sitting on 
top of a smooth table with Zack Ryder kneeling between her gorgeous legs, 
lapping his tongue up and down against her perfectly shaven and wet pussy. 
Jamie Keyes bites down on her bottom lip and leans her head back slightly as 
she grinds her wet pussy against his shaft "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Jamie moans 
and licks her lips as she feels his hands onto her smooth, tanned thighs as 
his tongue slaps against her wet cunt.

"Mmmmmm... mmm!" Zack moans as he places his hands on Jamie's thighs as he 
swirls his tongue against Jamie's soft pussy lips.

Jamie begins to lightly rock forward on the surface of the table, pushing her 
wet pussy against Zack Ryder's tongue as he easily works it against her wet 
pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Zack..."

Zack glances up at Jamie as he pushes his talented tongue past her pussy lips 
and into her warm, moist twat as she rocks forward against his tongue.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh that feels so good..." Jamie moans and grits her teeth 
lightly as she seductively looks down at Zack Ryder with her stunning eyes as 
he continues to skillfully work over her pussy. Zack bobs his head slightly 
as he darts his tongue in and out of Jamie's warm wet and tasty cunt. 

Jamie places her hands behind her onto the surface of the table and leans her 
gorgeous, tanned body back slightly as Zack's tongue darts in and out of her 
pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh shit..."

Zack twirls his tongue around inside of Jamie Keyes's pussy as she raises her 
pussy up against his mouth. Jamie gently drapes her smooth and sultry, 
stunningly tanned legs over Zack Ryder's shoulders as she leans back 
slightly, pushing her wet pussy against his mouth and tongue as he rapidly 
moves his tongue around her twat. "Ohhhhhh Zack...ohhhhhhh..."

Zack smirks as he lifts his head up Jamie's cunt and stands up, "You know you 
want it..." Zack says as he proceeds to push his large cock into Jamie's hot 
wet pussy.

Jamie Keyes bites down on her bottom lip and locks her sultry eyes with Zack 
Ryder as she feels his long cock entering her tight, wet pussy. "Mmmmmm you 
bet I do..." Jamie moans as she gently hooks her gorgeously smooth, tanned 
legs around his waist as he drives his cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Zack Ryder moans as he places his hands on Jamie's 
hips as he pumps his cock firmly into Jamie's pussy.

Jamie lifts her hands from the table's surface behind her and brings her 
hands forward to place them on his strong arms as she rocks on the table with 
Zack's cock swiftly thrusting into her wet and tight pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh 
fuck..."

"Mmmm ohhh yeah.. mmm..." Zack moans as he lifts Jamie up off of the table 
and begins to bounce her up and down on his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Jamie moans and tilts her head back 
as she smoothly bounces up and down on Zack Ryder's cock, feeling his shaft 
driving steadily into wet pussy.

"Awww yeah... mmmm fuck..." Zack moans as Jamie bounces on his cock as he 
thrusts it deeply into her pussy while standing. Jamie bites down on her 
bottom lip and seductively looks at Zack Ryder as she smoothly rocks forward 
on his cock, while bouncing smoothly up and down.

"Mmmmm yeah you like that big cock... ahhhh fuck..." Zack moans as he rams 
his cock deeply into Jamie's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh fuck!" Jamie moans as she sharply lowers on his cock 
and licks her lips as she feels his shaft rapidly slamming upward into her 
wet and tight pussy. Zack licks his lips as he lifts Jamie up off of his 
cock.

The Long Island Stud stands Jamie up and turns her around to bend her over he 
table. As Jamie looks back at him, Zack pushes his shaft back into her wet 
snatch. Jamie Keyes bites down on her bottom lip and seductively narrows her 
eyes as she rocks forward against the side of the table, feeling Zack's large 
cock thrust in and out of her pussy from behind.

"Ohhh yeah.... mmmm..." Zack moans as he places his hands on Jamie's lower 
back as he thrusts his shaft in and out of her tight wet pussy.

Jamie places her hands down onto the surface of the table as she smoothly 
rocks back on her feet to push her gorgeous and tanned ass back against his 
tanned and toned waist "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck..."

"Ahhh shit.... mmmm fuck..." Zack Ryder moans as he quickens the pace of his 
thrusts as he pumps it harder into Jamie's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...that feels so good Zack....mmmmm..." Jamie moans as she smoothly 
grinds her sultry body back against Zack's cock as he continues to swiftly 
pump into her. Zack licks his lips as he pounds Jamie's wet pussy as she 
rocks back on her feet. Jamie's juicy round ass smacks nicely against Zack's 
toned waist each time she pushes against him.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhhh!" Jamie moans loudly as she feels his cock swiftly 
slamming into her wet and warm pussy.

Ahhhhhh... awwww fuck.... mmmm..." Zack moans as he rams his cock balls deep 
into Jamie's tight wet snatch. 

Jamie presses her sultry and moist lips together as she glances back at Zack 
Ryder as he continues to firmly pull her back against his cock, swiftly 
slamming his entire shaft into her wet and warm pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck 
Zack!"

Zack takes off his sweat soaked headband and tosses it to the side as he 
pumps his cock reputedly into Jamie's pussy. "Ohhh ahhh shit..." Zack moans .

Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck Zack! Ohhhhhh!" Jamie moans loudly and lustfully as 
she tilts her head back as her pussy tightens around his shaft.

"Mmmmmm fuck yeah... ohhh shit!" Zack moans as Jamie pussy squeezes his cock 
as it starts to throb while he keeps fucking the NXT Ring Announcer.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Jamie lustfully groans as she grinds back against his cock, 
while her she begins to cum heavily on his still rapidly thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck... yeah... mmm yeah..." Zack moans as Jamie's pussy juices flow 
all over his pistoning and pulsating cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm Zack...mmmmm..." Jamie moans as sweat drips down from her 
stunning and incredibly hot, tanned body as she continues to rock back and 
forth on against the table.

Zack licks his lips as he pulls his cock out of Jamie's wet snatch, "Come on 
baby... I know you want some Long Island Ice Z..." Zack says. Jamie Keyes 
eagerly turns around to face Zack Ryder and licks her lips before she kneels 
down onto the floor in front of him, placing her right hand around his shaft. 
Jamie takes little time in guiding his cock into her mouth and wrapping her 
pouty lips around his shaft to begin to smoothly bob her head, sucking 
perfectly on his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm..." Zack moans as Jamie bobs her head steadily on his 
cock while stroking it at the same time with her right hand.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...mmmmmm" Jamie Keyes moans as she smoothly bobs 
her head back and forth on his cock, while she slaps her tongue against his 
pulsating shaft.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm fucking suck that cock..." Zack moans as his dick throbs 
inside of Jamie's mouth each time she smacks her tongue against it.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Jamie moans as her soft and pouty lips brush back and 
forth against his throbbing shaft, taking him deeper into her incredibly hot 
mouth. Zack licks his lips and tilts his head back as Jamie opens her mouth 
wider to fit all of his pulsating meat into her mouth. Jamie seductively 
looks up at Zack Ryder as she slides her wet tongue back and forth against 
his throbbing shaft as she bobs her head perfectly against his cock.

"Mmmmm shit..." Zack grits his teeth as Jamie sucks and slurps on this cock. 
Sensing he's close erupting, Jamie lifts her head off of cock and wraps her 
left hand around it and begins to pump Zack's cock fairly firmly. Jamie Keyes 
hungrily licks her lips as she smoothly and steadily pumps her left hand 
against Zack Ryder's throbbing cock, using his saliva to better move her 
hand. Jamie leans her head down and sensually kisses the head of Ryder's cock 
as she works her hand on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh awwww!" Zack moans as his cock begins to erupt just seconds after 
Jamie lifts her head up slightly. The NXT Ring Announcer keeps stroking 
Zack's cum shooting cock, causing him to unload his spunk in almost every 
direction. Jamie opens her mouth and takes the head of his cock back into her 
mouth, smoothly bobbing her head as his cum begins to spray now into her 
mouth as well.

"Ohhhh fuck get that cum baby... yeah... mmmm fuck..." Zack moans as Jamie 
bobs her head and strokes his cock in order to milk every remaining drop of 
cum from him. Jamie makes sure to swallow every drop of his cum before lifts 
her head and licks her lips, gently moving her left hand up and down his 
slowly softening shaft.

Zack licks his lips as he looks down at Jamie and sees some of his cum did 
land on her face before she took his dick into her mouth moments ago. "Yeah 
baby you totally wanted it... woo... woo... woo..." Zack grins as Jamie uses 
the head of his softening cock to collect some of the spunk that's on her 
face.

Jamie Keyes raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Zack Ryder. "You know I 
did..." Jamie replies with a laugh before she circles her tongue around the 
head of his cock, collecting the remaining cum.

"And you've changed your plans... cause I know you'll just love more of the 
Z-Man..." Zack smirks.

Jamie removes her left hand from Zack Ryder's cock and licks her lips 
"Actually..." Jamie begins to say before she stands up from the floor. "Why 
don't you join us?"

Zack is about to roll his eyes but he stops himself and smirks, "Sure why 
not... I can show up MVP tonight as you get yourself another shot of some 
Long Island Iced Z..."

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