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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



You, Me & Vlad
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On April 1, 2011 at a gym in Atlanta, Georgia that has been reserved for 
private use by the WWE Superstars and Divas during WrestleMania weekend, 
Tamina is watching as Vladimir Kozlov, wearing red work out shorts and a 
white tank top, coaches Santino Marella, wearing blue work out shorts and a 
black 'Fear The Cobra' t-shirt. Santino is attempting to do chin ups as 
Vladimir coaches him. "You can do... pull yourself up... you do it... and 
this Sunday... we crush the Corre at WrestleMania..." Vladimir says in 
his straight forward monotone-like voice.

"Ahhh.... Oh yes... gonna give them the beat down of all times!" Santino says 
as his arms strain as tries to pull himself up over the bar. Tamina shakes 
her head and steps forward, grabs Santino's legs and easily pushes him up. 
"Ah haha I did it Vladimir you see I... AHHHH!" Santino yells as Tamina 
suddenly lets out of his legs and Santino loses his grip and falls to the 
floor.

Vladimir seems amused, "Are you... alright..." Vladimir asks before Tamina 
helps Santino up.

"Yes I'm fines! Just excited for this Sunday... where I will give the Corre 
the COBRA!" Santino says.

"You need to calm down...you get too excited... and it will lead to 
defeat..." Vladimir says.

Tamina crosses her arms over her chest and nods her head as she looks at her 
boyfriend, Santino Marella. "Santino....I think your buddy Vlad has a 
point..." Tamina says, dressed in a pair of short and tight black gym shorts 
and a tight fitting black tank top.

"But... when I think of the Corre... and what they did to Vladimir and me... 
I get so angry!" Santino replies. 

"Santino... calm down... or I will crush you..." Vladimir says

Tamina presses her lips together and nods her head. "Santino...listen to 
Vladimir..." Tamina says as she takes a step closer to her boyfriend and 
takes hold of his hands. "Baby...you know how much I get turn on when you do 
The Cobra..." Tamina begins to say with a laugh.

Santino's mood changes slightly, "Of course... all ladies love the Cobra!" 
Santino says with a smile as Vladimir just shakes his head.

Tamina nods her head and softly smiles at Santino. "That's right, baby....but 
if you want to beat The Corre at WrestleMania...you need to get serious! You 
need to get motivated!" Tamina says before she turns her head and smiles back 
at Vladimir Kozlov. "You need to be serious like Vladimir...and motivated 
like he is too!"

"I am always serious!" Santino says. 

Vladimir raises an eyebrow and smirks before saying in his native Russian, 
"Ty stol' zhe ser'ezno, kak mul'tfil'm krolik..." Vladimir then looks at 
Tamina, "Perhaps you... can help him... get in the right... frame of mind."

Tamina nods her head and smiles "I was thinking I could be of some help...in 
fact I do have something in mind..." Tamina says before she turns to Vladimir 
Kozlov, standing up slightly on her tiptoes before she raises her left hand 
to cup around Vladimir's ear as she whispers to him.

"Hey... hey... what's with all the whispering..." Santino says as Vladimir 
nods his head while he listens to what Tamina is whispering to him. 

Vladimir smirks slightly, "That... is very good idea..." Vladimir says in 
response to what Tamina has told him.

Tamina raises an eyebrow and glances at Vladimir Kozlov. "So you're cool with 
that?" Tamina asks with a smirk.

"Yes..." Vladimir nods head. 

"Cool with what?!" Santino asks.

Tamina turns her head and smirks over at Santino as she places her hands onto 
her nicely curved, but toned hips. "Come with us, Santino....and we'll get 
you all warmed up for Sunday"

* * *

A short time later in the locker room shower area, Tamina is on her knees in 
front of Santino Marella, stroking his nicely sized cock as he leans against 
the shower wall while Vladimir Kozlov is in the process of removing his own 
tank top revealing his powerfully built upper body. 

"Ohhhh Tamina..." Santino moans as his girlfriend now laps her tongue against 
the head of his dick. Tamina lifts her beautiful and lustfully savage eyes up 
to look at Santino as she slaps her tongue firmly around the head of his 
cock, while guiding her hand up and down on his shaft.

"Ohhhh yes!" Santino moans excitedly as he watches Tamina attack the head of 
his dick with her tongue while she strokes it steadily with her hand. 
Vladimir Kozlov lowers his workout shorts, revealing his thick Russian cock 
that is gradually hardening. Tamina closes her eyes as she works her wet 
tongue smoothly around the head of Santino's cock as she continues to lift 
and lower her hand on his shaft, coating the top with her saliva.

"Ohhhh that is wonderful! Ahhhh!" Santino moans loudly as Tamina guides her 
tongue over the head of his cock while she strokes the shaft with her hand. 
Tamina parts her lips and leans her dark haired head forward, taking Santino 
Marella's cock into her mouth, immediately wrapping her lips around his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh Tamina!" Santino moans as his girlfriend starts to bob her head 
up and down on his cock. Meanwhile, Vladimir Kozlov has knelt behind Tamina 
and is in the process of pushing his cock firmly into Tamina's tight wet and 
hot pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Tamina seductively moans around Santino's cock as she feels 
Vladimir's impressively thick shaft sliding into her wet pussy from behind, 
causing her to rock forward on her knees.

"Mmmmm..." Vladimir groans slightly as he starts to firmly thrust his cock in 
and out of Tamina's pussy. Santino tilts his head back as Tamina bobs her 
head at a quicker pace on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm!" Tamina starts to moan as she raises her hands and 
places them onto Santino's toned waist as she rocks back and forth on her 
knees with Vladimir drilling his cock into her pussy from behind, as she 
skillfully and firmly sucks on Santino's cock.

"Ohhhhh awwww!" Santino licks his lips as Tamina clamps her lips firmly on 
his dick as she bobs her head on it. Vladimir grabs Tamina's hips as he 
almost mechanically pumps his dick into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Tamina moans as her dark haired head bobs 
swiftly back and forth on Santino Marella's cock as she increasingly rocks 
forward on her knees with Vladimir firmly and deeply pumping into her from 
behind.

"Mmmmm..." Vladimir grunts as he keeps a very steady and even pace as he 
stiffly thrusts his cock all the way into Tamina's pussy. 

"Ohhhh yes mmmmm..." Santino Marella moans as Tamina sucks and slurps 
hungrily on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Tamina moans and closes her eyes as she swiftly and 
deeply bobs her head on Santino's cock, taking him deeper into her mouth, 
while Vladimir firmly pounds his cock into her pussy.

"Ohhhhh ahhhhh..." Santino moans as Tamina easily takes his cock deep into 
her mouth while Vladimir Kozlov is continuing to hammer Tamina's cunt. Tamina 
rocks back firmly on her knees as she pushes back against Vladimir Kozlov's 
cock, with her nicely rounded and toned ass smacking back against his waist.

"Mmmmm..." Vladimir groans as he drills Tamina's pussy with stiff and deep 
thrusts while she sucks and slurps on Santino's tool.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Tamina moans and slightly gags on 
Santino's cock as she takes him as deep as possible with her increasingly 
moving forward with Vladimir's thrusts.

"Ohhhhh my!" Santino moans loudly as Tamina gags on his Italian cock while 
Vladimir Kozlov pulls his Russian shaft out of Tamina's snatch. Tamina opens 
her eyes and glances up at Santino before she slowly lifts her head off of 
his cock.

"Ohhhh that is...." Santino lets out a high-pitch yell as his girlfriend 
grabs his legs and pulls them forward to cause him to fall to lay on the 
floor.

"Come on baby...be a man!" Tamina says with a smirk before she moves to 
straddle his lap, lowering herself down on his cock.

"I am the man! Ahhhhh!" Santino says with a loud moan as Tamina starts to 
rock back and forth on his cock.

Tamina smirks and nods her head. "Ohhhh yeah...you are!" Tamina licks her 
lips as she places her hands onto Santino's chest as she rocks back and forth 
on his shaft.

"Ohhhhh... ahhhh!" Santino moans as Tamina grinds herself on his cock. 
Vladimir repositions himself behind Tamina and waits until she leans forward 
so that he can push his thick shaft into her ass.

Tamina glances over her shoulder and smiles back at Vladimir Kozlov before 
she easily rocks back on Santino's cock, pushing back toward Vladimir with 
the head of his thick Russian cock pressing against the entrance to her tight 
ass. Tamina firmly pushes back, forcing Vladimir's shaft into her ass.

"Mmmmmm..." Vladimir keeps a stern face as he starts to piston his cock in 
and out of Tamina's ass while Santino starts to thrust his dick upward into 
Tamina's cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Tamina moans and closes her eyes rocks 
back and forth between Santino and Vladimir as she bounces on Santino's cock, 
with Vladimir pumping into her.

"Ahhhhh awwww mmmmm!" Santino moans loudly as Tamina bounces up and down on 
his cock. Vladimir Kozlov places his hands on Tamina's hips as he firmly and 
steadily fucks her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh...you like that baby?" Tamina asks with a moan as she continues to 
rock forward on Santino's cock, placing her hands down firmly on his chest, 
pinning him down to the floor.

"Ohhh yes!" Santino moans loudly as Tamina rides his upward thrusting dick 
while Vladimir thrusts his cock balls deep into Tamina's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm yeah!" Tamina moans and grits her teeth as she rocks back 
and forth on Santino's cock, with Vladimir's thrusts determining how firm and 
quick she moves.

"Ahhhh..." Vladimir grunts as he keeps an incredibly steady pace, with little 
change in speed, but the force his thrusts makes up for the lack of speed. 
Santino licks his lips as he rapidly pumps his cock into Tamina's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans and leans her head back as 
she sharply bounces on Santino's cock.

"Ohhhhh Tamina!" Santino groans loudly as his girlfriend bounces firmly and 
swiftly on his cock while Vladimir hammers her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh....mmmmmm yeah....ohhhh Santino!" Tamina moans in ecstasy.

"Mmmmmmm...." Vladimir grits his teeth slightly as he drills Tamina's ass as 
she pushes back against his dick. 

"Ohhhh.... ahhhh!" Santino Marella moans as Tamina keeps a brisk pace of 
riding his dick as Vladimir pulls out of Tamina's ass. Tamina licks her lips 
as she slides her hands against Santino's chest as she rocks back and forth 
on her boyfriend's cock.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm..." Santino moans as Tamina rocks back and forth on his upward 
thrusting cock. Vladimir Kozlov moves to the right of Tamina and Santino 
where he then pushes them to them over so that Santino ends up on top of 
Tamina. As Tamina wraps her legs around Santino's waist, Santino starts to 
widely and rapidly pump his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh....mmmm yeah...so me how serious you are, baby...." Tamina moans 
as she grinds against Santino's thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh ohhhhh!" Santino moans and grits his teeth as he swiftly pumps his 
cock in and out of Tamina's pussy as she lays on the shower room floor. 
Tamina closes her eyes and licks her lips as she slides back and forth on the 
floor of the shower, with Santino's cock swiftly and eagerly pumping into 
her.

"Ahhhhh awwww.... ahhhh!" Santino moans as his cock starts to throb as he 
eagerly fucks Tamina's pussy as fast as he can.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she starts to sharply grind back 
against his thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhh mmmmmm ahhhh!" Santino Marella lets out a high-pitch moan as he 
starts to cum inside of Tamina's cunt. Tamina licks her lips and smirks a bit 
as she feels Santino's cum flooding into her pussy.

"Ahhhhhh.... ahhhh... awwww..." Santino groans as he collapses on top of 
Tamina and passes out after he finishes cumming inside of her.

"Santino... needs a lot of work..." Vladimir says as Tamina carefully eases 
her boyfriend off of herself.

Tamina looks up and Vladimir, nodding her head. "Yeah...he does..."

"And now... we continue..." Vladimir says as he moves towards Tamina and 
lifts her up from the shower room floor. The massive Russian then lowers 
Tamina onto his cock and begins to stiffly fuck her while standing.

"Ohhhhhhhhh Vlad....mmmmmm shit!" Tamina moans and licks her lips as she 
hooks her gorgeously toned, smooth legs around Vladimir's waist and starts to 
bounce instantly on his shaft. Like before, Vladimir keeps an incredibly 
steady pace as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Tamina's cunt as she 
bounces on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh....mmmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh" Tamina moans and licks her lips as she 
bounces on Vladimir's cock as he deeply and firmly thrusts up into her.

"Mmmmmmm..... ahhh..." Vladimir groans as he now chooses to increase his 
pace, and the sudden change of momentum pleasantly surprises Tamina as she 
bounces and grinds on his pistoning dick as he fucks her while standing.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmm Vlad! Ohhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm!" Tamina moans as she grinds 
her pussy down on his thick cock, feeling him slamming up into her.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." Vladimir Kozlov groans as his drives his cock stiffly and 
swiftly into Tamina's snatch as it begins to throb with each thrust. Tamina 
places her hands against Vladimir's nicely solid chest as she rocks forward 
against his shaft as he thrusts deeply up into her wet pussy.

"Awwww.... mmmm finish... job..." Vladimir grunts as he lifts Tamina up off 
of his heavily pulsating cock and sets her gently down on the shower room 
floor. Tamina raises an eyebrow and licks her as she glances up at Vladimir, 
before she nods her head. Tamina places her left hand around his thick cock 
and guiding him directly into her mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Vladimir groans as Tamina wraps her lips around the head of his 
cock as she starts to stroke his thick with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmmmmm" Tamina moans and closes her eyes as she smoothly bobs her head 
back and forth on Vladimir's cock as she slaps her tongue against the bottom 
side of his shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Vladimir groans as his cock erupts with cum inside of Tamina's 
moist and warm mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Tamina moans lustfully as she turns her head and begins to 
swallow his cum.

"Ahhhh...." Vladimir moans as Tamina bobs her head lightly on his cock until 
he's finished cumming. Tamina slowly lifts her head off of Vladimir's cock 
and licks her lips.

"Mmmmm..." Vladimir opens his mouth to say something, but is cut off by the 
sound of Santino snoring. Vladimir raises an eyebrow, "And... he says... he 
does not snore..."

Tamina turns her head and laughs a bit. "Oh....I'm used to this..." Tamina 
replies "All the time after sex, he sleeps for a few hours..." Tamina easily 
shrugs her shoulders. "He'll be fine..."

"If you say so.... all that matters now....is at WrestleMania... we will 
crush the Corre," Vladimir Kozlov says.

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