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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



You Say Friend, I Say Credit Card
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)
 
During the April 23, 2011 WWE Live Event at Lyon, France's Tony Garnier Hall, 
WWE Diva Maryse is in the walking in the backstage area, reading the latest 
issue of Numéro, one of France's top fashion magazines. As Maryse reads about 
the latest fashion designs Yoshi Tatsu, wearing green and white wrestling 
tights, has returned to the backstage area after defeating Tyson Kidd and he 
nervously starts to approach Maryse. "Ummm... hi Maryse..." Yoshi says 
softly, but just hearing her own name being said is enough to get the former 
Diva's Champion immediate attention.
 
Maryse, dressed in a sultry and fashionable one-piece black skirt and 
attached top, turns her blond haired head and smiles at Yoshi Tatsu, who has 
been lusting after the self-proclaimed Sexiest of the Sexy for weeks on WWE 
NXT. "Oh hi Yoshi..." Maryse says in her seductive French accent as she stops 
walking.

Yoshi clears his throat, "Maryse... I was... wondering... if..." Yoshi starts 
to say before he trails off and blushes at almost the same time.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her perfectly curved hips. 
"What is it, Yoshi?" Maryse asks.

Yoshi takes a deep breath, "I was wondering... if we could have sex..." Yoshi 
says.

Maryse's eyes widen slightly and she looks at Yoshi Tatsu "Qu'avez-vous dit!? 
Êtes-vous fou!?"

"Maryse-san wa, watashi ga yokyu shita baai wareware wa seiko o kano..." 
Yoshi says in his native language as he bows his head slightly. "I am... 
sorry if... I am being too... forward..." Yoshi says.

Maryse presses her lips together and look at Yoshi Tatsu for a moment. "I 
don't know Yoshi...I really wanted to go shopping.."

Yoshi smiles, "I have... many credit cards..." Yoshi says

Maryse raises an eyebrow with interest and smirks at Yoshi "Oui? Really?"

"Hai... really..." Yoshi nods his head

Maryse smiles and nods her head. "Alright Yoshi....how about this, you take 
me shopping and then I will have sex with you.... ainsi je vais au moins y 
penser."

Yoshi smiles, "That sound like... a lot. of fun..."

Maryse nods her head and smirks "Oh it will be Yoshi..I promise..."

* * *

In the early evening, Maryse and Yoshi Tatsu are leaving one of the most 
expensive shops in Lyon towards a rented limo that Yoshi has waiting for 
them. Yoshi is wearing slacks and button shirt and he smiles at Maryse as she 
watches all the bags and boxes filled with $5000 worth clothes and shoes 
being loaded in the trunk of the limo. "You have... great taste Maryse..." 
Yoshi says.

Maryse smirks and nods her head. "Of course... qu'est-ce que je ressemble, 
chers quelqu'un comme Melina?"

Yoshi shakes his head, "You...are... more beautiful than Melina..." Yoshi 
says with a smile as he surprises Maryse with his response.

Maryse smiles and places her left hand onto Yoshi's shoulder. "Why thank you 
Yoshi...you know...you did hold up to your end, buying me all these clothes 
and shoes.... permet de fuck."

Yoshi grins, "Watashi wa anata no sekai Maryse-san o yusaburu..." Yoshi says 
as they starts to move towards the open back door of the limo. Maryse licks 
her lips and smirks at Yoshi before she climbs into the back seat of the 
limo. Yoshi licks his lips as he climbs into the backseat of the limo with 
Maryse and closes the door. As he turns his head to face Maryse, he is 
surprised as Maryse place her left hand between his legs to feel how 
big his crotch is as she leans in to kiss his lips.

Maryse closes her eyes as she presses her sultry, moist lips against Yoshi's 
firm lip as she begins to lustfully kiss the Japanese Superstar, gently 
working her tongue into his mouth. Maryse delicately moves her left hand 
against the crotch of his pants, immediately feeling his cock hardening 
underneath.

"Mmmmmm..." Yoshi moans as he slides his tongue against Maryse's tongue when 
it enters his mouth while she lightly squeezes his crotch. Yoshi slides his 
right arm around Maryse and grabs her black skirt covered ass. Maryse slyly 
slaps her tongue against Yoshi's tongue as she continues to kiss him before 
she places both of her hands down to his waist, starting to unbuckle his 
belt. Yoshi slaps his tongue against Maryse's tongue as he again squeezes 
Maryse's skirt covered ass as she pulls his belt through the loops of his 
pants.

Maryse pulls her blond haired head back and breaks the kiss with Yoshi Tatsu, 
smirking slyly at him. "Are you sure you can handle me, Yoshi?" Maryse asks 
as she tosses the belt aside and proceeds to unbutton and unzip his pants.

"Yes..." Yoshi nods his head and smiles at Maryse as she pushes his pants 
from his waist freeing his impressively large and thick cock. Before Maryse 
looks down at his cock, Yoshi unbuttons his shirt, revealing his nicely toned 
and muscular upper body. Maryse seductively and arrogantly tosses her 
gorgeous blond hair back before she places her left hand around Yoshi's cock, 
smoothly stroking her hand on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Yoshi moans lightly as Maryse starts to stroke his cock nicely 
thick cock while he slips his shirt off of his arms. Maryse raises an eyebrow 
and smirks at Yoshi before she lowers her blond haired head and smoothly 
slides her wet tongue around the head of his cock, while moving her left hand 
back and forth on his shaft. 

Yoshi licks his lips as Maryse slides her tongue over the head of his cock. 
With Maryse leaning down, Yoshi is able to unzip the zipper that runs down 
the back of Maryse's one piece top and skirt outfit. Maryse continues to 
circle her wet, sultry tongue around the head of Yoshi's cock before she 
lowers her left hand to the base of his shaft and starts to guide her tongue 
down the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ohhh Maryse..." Yoshi moans as Maryse strokes his cock with her left hand 
while she drags her tongue down it as well. Yoshi licks his lips and eases 
Maryse's outfit down her body, revealing her gorgeously tanned body.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse seductively moans as she works her tongue expertly 
against the bottom side of his cock before dragging her tongue back up his 
shaft. Yoshi Tatsu gets Maryse's one piece outfit as far as her waist where 
Maryse takes over, using her right hand to push it down her legs while she 
uses her tongue to coat Yoshi's cock with her saliva. Maryse parts her 
luscious and sultry lips as she reaches the head of his cock and lowers her 
blond haired head, taking him into her stunning mouth.

"Ahhh..." Yoshi moans as Maryse begins to bob her head up and down on his 
large impressive cock.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maryse moans with her sultry and pouty lips brushing 
back and forth on Yoshi's cock as she skillfully bobs her head up and down, 
easily sucking on his shaft.

"Mmmmm yes... ahhh..." Yoshi Tatsu moans as Maryse lustfully bobs her head up 
and down on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm" Maryse seductively moans as she continues to rock 
her head back and forth with her lips brushing back and forth against his 
shaft. Yoshi licks his lips as Maryse sucks and slurps on his cock while he 
places a hand on her head to slide his fingers through her blond hair.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmm...mmmmm..." Maryse moans and steadily bobs her head back 
and forth, moving her head at a quicker pace, lashing her tongue against his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Yoshi Tatsu groans as Maryse swiftly bobs her head up and 
down on his cock. Maryse presses her lips tightly around Yoshi's cock before 
she turns her head and slowly pulls her head off of his cock.

"Mmmmm so good...." Yoshi says as he smiles at Maryse.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Yoshi Tatsu as she moves her left 
hand along his saliva coated cock. " Vous aimez?"

"Yes..." Yoshi smirks as Maryse lets go of his cock and turns to lean back on 
the backseat of the limo with her back pressing against the passenger door. 
Yoshi turns as Maryse spreads her legs, letting her right leg hang off the 
seat so that when he kneels between her legs he can guide his cock into her 
tight wet snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh Yoshi..." Maryse moans with a smirk as she locks her 
beautiful and seductive eyes with him as he starts to eagerly pump his cock 
into her wet, tight pussy.

Mmmmm..." Yoshi licks his lips as he places his left hand on Maryse's left 
leg as he thrusts his cock swiftly but with a nice bit of force to cause 
Maryse to occasionally arch her back.

"Ohhhhhhh...oui...oui.... venir sur Yoshi...mmmm... Je sais que vous pouvez 
aller plus loin...." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she grinds against 
his shaft as he continues to pump into her snatch.

"Mmmmm ahhh...." Yoshi groans as rams his long and thick cock balls deep into 
Maryse's cunt. Maryse smirks and licks her lips as she places her hands onto 
Yoshi's arms as she pulls him into her as she rocks against the backseat, 
feeling him deeply pumping into her.

"Ohhhhhh mmmmm..." Yoshi licks his lips as Maryse grinds her hot wet pussy 
against his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhh...oui...oui...Yoshi..." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she 
pushes against his thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmm... you like Maryse?" Yoshi asks as he rams his cock balls deep into 
Maryse's hot wet and tight pussy, causing her to arch her body sharply.

Maryse nods her blond haired head "Ohhhhhh oui...Yoshi...mmmmmm I do..." 
Maryse moans as she pushes back against his cock.

Yoshi grins as he continues to thrust his cock into Maryse's pussy as he 
places his hands on Maryse's hips. Yoshi pulls Maryse up onto his lap as he 
turns on to seat normally on the limo's back seat with Maryse mounted 
perfectly on his shaft that's deep with in her cunt.

Maryse seductively laughs and tosses her blond hair back as she starts to 
perfectly rock her body back and forth on his cock, grinding down on his 
shaft. "Ohhhhhh, you like Yoshi?"

"Ahhhh very much..." Yoshi smiles as Maryse places her hands on his shoulders 
as he thrusts his cock upward into her pussy. Maryse licks her lips and 
seductively narrows her eyes as she rocks back and forth on Yoshi's cock, 
grinding her pussy on his shaft as she continues to bounce and rock. Yoshi 
reaches behind Maryse and grabs her ass with both hands as she bounces and 
rocks on his upward thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh Yoshi...mmmmmm" Maryse moans and tilts her head back as she 
starts to rapidly bounce on his cock.

"Ohhh you are... so.... fucking hot..." Yoshi smirks as Maryse bounces up and 
down on his large cock as he drives it swiftly and sharply up into Maryse's 
cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Maryse moans and sharply grinds down on his cock

"Sore wa sore wa watashi no chinpo ni noru Maryse-san-sandesu... Sore wa 
anata no omanko no okufukaku toru ni hottofuransu no mesu inu..." Yoshi 
groans as he speaks lustfully to Maryse in his native language as she rides 
his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm Yoshi!" Maryse moans and licks her lips as she rocks 
forward on his cock, grinding down on his shaft sharply. Yoshi smacks and 
gropes Maryse's ass with his hands as she grinds her hot wet cunt on his 
cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Yoshi!" Maryse moans and arches back on his cock as 
she continues to move back and forth.

"Mmmmm Maryse... I wish... to... fuck your perfect... ass..." Yoshi grunts as 
he squeezes Maryse's ass cheeks with both hands as the hot French-Canadian 
Diva looks at him to see if what he stated was a request or him stating what 
he intends to do.

Maryse licks her lips and looks at Yoshi with a smirk. "You want to Yoshi?"

"Yes..." Yoshi nods his head and slyly smirks at Maryse as she starts to lift 
herself off of his cock. Yoshi helps Maryse turn around so that she can kneel 
on the floor in the back of the limo. As Maryse leans forward to place her 
hands on the limo's floor, Yoshi kneels behind her and starts to push his 
cock between Maryse's ass cheeks and into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh Yoshi!" Maryse moans as she leans forward on her knees 
and hands, as he starts to smoothly pump into her.

"Ahhhhh...." Yoshi groans as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of 
Maryse's ass. The Japanese Superstar licks his lips as he keeps a steady pace 
that Maryse appears to enjoy. Maryse glances over her shoulder and slyly 
glances back at Yoshi as she rocks on her knees to push her sultry body back 
against his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Yoshi moans as he thrusts his cock deeper into Maryse's French-
Canadian ass as she rocks back to match his pace.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Yoshi.... vous poussée que le bébé bite au fond.." Maryse 
moans and grits her teeth as she pushes back against his cock,

"Ahhhh... ohhhh you like... how... I fuck your ass?" Yoshi asks with a grunt 
as he increases the pace and force of his thrusts, which surprises Maryse 
when he causes her to jolt forward.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks back at Yoshi Tatsu after she sharply 
rocks forward on her knees, feeling his cock deeply in her ass. "Ohhhhh...I 
love it...Yoshi..."

"Ohhhh.... ahhhh..." Yoshi grunts as he rams his cock firmly into Maryse's 
gorgeous ass as she eagerly pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Yoshi!" Maryse moans and firmly pushes back against 
his cock. Yoshi Tatsu grits his teeth as sweat drips down his toned body as 
he fucks Maryse's ass repeatedly. Gradually Yoshi's cock starts to throb as 
he continues to pound Maryse's asshole.

Maryse presses her sultry and moist lips together as she rocks back on her 
knees, firmly pushing against his rock hard as he thrusts into her ass. 
"Ohhhhhhhhh! Oui! Yoshi livre que le cul ... de forage que le cul de plus en 
plus vite bébé!"

"Mmmmm ahhhhh..." Yoshi groans as he hammers Maryse's ass even harder with 
his throbbing shaft as if inspired by Maryse's French spoken demands

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh fuck!" Maryse moans as her sultry, rounded, tanned 
ass smacks against his waist. "Ohhhhhhhh... Juste comme ça ... si parfait "

Yoshi licks his lips as he shows incredible self control even as his cock 
pulsates heavily inside of Maryse's asshole. "Ohhh Maryse... mmmm you are... 
so hot..." Yoshi groans as he amazes the former Divas Champion with his 
stamina.

Maryse tilts her head back and seductively laughs " Oh ... je sais ... Yoshi 
je sais que je suis chaud!"

"Ahhhhh.... awwww...." Yoshi pulls his cock out of Maryse's ass and as Maryse 
turns around to face him, Yoshi takes that as a hint to sit on the back seat 
of the limo as Maryse grabs his impressive, pulsating shaft. Maryse slyly 
looks up at Yoshi before she lowers her head and slides her wet tongue around 
the head of his cock, feeling his shaft pulsate even more.

"Ahhhh.... mmmmm..." Yoshi Tatsu moans as his cock starts to erupt with thick 
warm cum as Maryse slides her tongue all over the head of his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse moans and closes her eyes as she takes Yoshi's cum into 
her mouth as she lightly moves her hand along his shaft. Yoshi licks his lips 
and groans as he floods Maryse's mouth with an impressive amount of cum. 
Maryse licks her lips and tilts her head back as she swallows her cum before 
she raises her left hand and wipes the remaining cum off of her lips.

"Mmmmm..." Yoshi takes a deep breath as he watches, "Maryse.... do... you..." 
Yoshi starts to say before he trails off when Maryse looks up at him.

Maryse smirks as she looks up at Yoshi Tatsu "You know Yoshi..." Maryse 
begins to say as she moves to sit back on the backseat of the limo.

"Yes?" Yoshi asks as Maryse sits next to him.

"I think I want to go back and get those shoes I was looking at..." Maryse 
says and smirks at Yoshi Tatsu. "I just thought of the perfect outfit I could 
wear them with..."

Yoshi nods his head and smiles, "I was... going to ask... if you wanted to go 
shopping again..."

Maryse smiles widely and looks at Yoshi "Really, Yoshi? Vous savez que je 
viens aiment le shopping!"

-END-