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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



You Think I Have A Big ASS!?
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)
 
In the Superstar locker room within Moline, Illinois's Mark of the Quad arena 
during the August 11, 2003 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, Lance Storm, 
wearing a black 'WWE The People' t-shirt and jeans, is walking out of the 
bathroom after washing gold and black face paint. Lance rubs the right side 
of face, which was slapped incredibly hard earlier in the night by Molly 
Holly when he was trying to complement her by reading cue cards written by 
his 'Mentor in Charisma' Goldust. "Maybe this 'charisma' thing isn't such a 
good idea..." Lance says to himself as he walks over to where his travel bags 
are just as an irate Molly Holly, wearing a loose fitting pink and black 
wrestling top and black pants, storms into the locker room.
 
"LANCE! You have some nerve!" The reigning WWE Women's Champion Molly Holly 
shouts as she slams the locker room door shut.
 
Lance looks over at Molly and raises his hands, "Molly... about earlier... I 
can explain..."
 
Molly Holly presses her lips together and prudish WWE Diva, places her hands 
onto her curved and nicely juicy hips. "How dare you make fun of my ass!" 
Molly yells. "My ass happens to be very well proportioned!"

"Listen... I was just trying to compliment you.... the cards Goldust gave me 
were written in the way he speaks...." Lance says.

"You said I have a big ass!" Molly yells and narrows her eyes at Lance Storm.

"Molly it was just a misunderstanding...." Lance Storm pauses for a moment, 
"And there's nothing wrong with having a big ass.... it's very sexy."

Molly removes her hands from her nicely curved and juicy hips as she crosses 
her arms against her chest, glaring at Lance Storm. "Oh....so I do have a big 
ass, then!?"

"I didn't say you had a big ass... I said big asses were sexy..." Lance says.

Molly presses her lips together and shakes her head. "What has happened to 
all the good natured, wholesome virtues around here...It's all about sex, 
sex, sex!"

"Well.... that's... not a bad thing..." Lance says with a shrug of his 
shoulders.

"So you're no different than any of the other perverts around here then..." 
Molly says shaking her head with disgust.

"Molly would you rather the entire locker room turn to drugs and alcohol?" 
Lance asks.

"Neither option is good, Lance!" Molly snaps and then turns her head away 
from Lance Storm. "You want to be a disgusting pervert, though, don't you!?" 
Molly says in an accusing tone. "Well...you want to be a pervert? Fine!"

"Fine?" Lance asks, "What do you mean by that?"

Molly uncrosses here arms from her chest and looks firmly at Storm. "Get over 
her and get down on your knees!"

Lance raises an eyebrow but then approaches Molly and kneels in front of her.

"You want to be a pervert and make a mockery of my perfectly normal and 
proportioned backside?!" Molly snaps before she turns around with her back 
facing Lance Storm "Well pucker up then!" Molly snaps before she places her 
hands onto her hips and starts to push down her tight fitting wrestling 
pants.

Lance laughs slightly, "Wait... did you just tell me to kiss your ass?" Lance 
asks as Molly lowers her wrestling pants to where her large, nicely thick and 
juicy ass is exposed.

Molly turns her head glances over her shoulder at Lance Storm. "I believe I 
did, Mr. Storm!"

Lance smirks before he places his hands on Molly's ass cheeks before he leans 
forward and places a kiss on her right ass cheek. Lance then places a kiss on 
Molly's left ass cheek while he lightly squeezes her ass with his hands.

"Mmmmmmm..." Molly softly groans and licks her lips as she feels his firm 
lips pressing against her nicely juicy, thick ass, while feeling his fingers 
digging into her juicy cheeks.

Lance places a second kiss on Molly's right ass cheek as he again lightly 
squeezes Molly's ass with his hands. When Lance plants a kiss on Molly's left 
ass cheek he places it closer to her ass crack before doing the same on her 
right ass cheek.

"Mmmmmm...." Molly once again softly groans before she grits her teeth and 
glances back at Lance Storm. "Yeah, you're such as a dirty pervert..."

Lance lifts his head slightly, "Thanks..." Lance says as he spreads Molly's 
ass cheeks apart with his hands so that he can flick his tongue against her 
ass crack.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Molly groans a bit louder and tilts her head back as she 
feels Lance's tongue teasing her asscrack.

"Mmmmm..." Lance moans as he drags his tongue up and down Molly's ass crack. 
The former ECW, WCW and WWE World Tag Team Champion then darts his tongue 
teasingly against Molly's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Molly moans and closes her eyes as her body shivers 
slightly upon the sensation of Lance Storm's tongue pressing against her 
asshole.

"Mmmm... mmm..." Lance squeezes Molly's nicely thick and juicy ass cheeks as 
he pushes his tongue forward into Molly's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhhh..." Molly Holly moans a bit louder and her eyes roll 
to the back of her head as she feels his tongue starting to thrust in and out 
of her asshole.

Lance bobs his head slightly as he darts his tongue in and out of Molly's 
asshole. The Canadian Superstar pushes his tongue deeper into Molly's asshole 
and he tries not to laugh when Molly seems to jump forward.

"Mmmmmm.....you like being a filthy pervert, don't you...." Molly moans and 
starts to rock back slightly on her feet to push against his tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Lance moans in response as he continues to tongue-fuck Molly's 
large, thick and juicy ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Molly moans as her nicely rounded, juicy ass cheeks 
press against Lance Storm's face as the ultra-serious Superstar works his 
tongue in her ass.

"Mmmmm..." Lance moans as he deeply thrusts his tongue into Molly's ass 
before he lifts his head away. Lance smirks as he stands up and removes his 
t-shirt to reveal his nicely toned upper body.

With her back still directed toward Lance Storm, Molly lifts her top over her 
head to expose her smooth, nicely tanned back. When Molly turns around to 
face him, her nicely rounded and perky tits are revealed.

"I'm surprised Molly..." Lance smirks as he begins to unbutton his jeans.

"You're surprised that you're a pervert?" Molly asks and shakes her head 
"Because I am not the least bit surprised...all men are..."

"Nevermind..." Lance laughs a bit before he lowers his jeans to free his 
nicely large and nick cock.

Molly takes a step closer to Lance Storm and narrows her eyes to glare at him 
before she lowers herself down onto her knees in front of him, placing her 
left hand around his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Lance moans as Molly lightly strokes his cock with her left hand.

Molly Holly glares up at Lance Storm as she moves her hand back and forth 
along his shaft before she lowers her head and parts her lips to take his 
cock into her wholesome mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Lance moans as Molly wraps her lips around his cock and begins to 
bob her head slowly.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Molly moans as her soft lips wrap around his cock and 
she steadily bobs her head back and forth, with her wet saliva starting to 
drip on his cock.

"Mmmmmm... nice and wholesome..." Lance moans as Molly sucks and moans on his 
fully harden dick.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Molly moans as her head swiftly bobs back and forth 
on his cock, with her moist, soft lips brushing back and forth.

"Mmmmm you're really wholesome aren't you Molly..." Lance moans as the 
reigning Women's Champion bobs her head whorishly on his stiff Canadian cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Molly moans as she continues to bob her head, taking 
Lance Storm's cock deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm... awww..." Lance groans as Molly opens her mouth wider in 
order to fit his entire cock within her mouth.

Molly raises her hands and places both of her hands onto his waist as she 
continues to swiftly bob her head back and forth, taking him deep into her 
mouth.

Lance places his hands on Molly's head and starts to thrust his cock forward 
which only causes the self-proclaimed good natured, wholesome and virtuous 
Diva to bob her head faster on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Molly moans around Lance Storm's cock as he 
steadily works his cock in and out of her mouth, with her saliva heavily 
dripping down.

"Mmmmm.... turn around you sweet... good girl..." Lance groans as Molly 
drenches his cock with her saliva while continues to suck on it.

Molly slowly lifts her head off of Lance's cock and licks her lips before she 
turns around, while remaining on her knees, and leans forward onto her hands 
in order to stick her nicely juicy and thick ass higher into the air.

"I know what a wholesome girl like you wants..." Lance says as he kneels 
behind Molly and he proceeds to give Molly's ass a firm smack with his right 
hand.

Molly glances over her shoulder and glares back at Lance Storm. "A pervert 
like you doesn't know what a pure woman like me wants..."

"Oh yeah?" Lance smirks as he spreads Molly's ass cheeks apart so that he can 
more easily push his cock into Molly's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhhh!" Molly deeply groans and grits her teeth as she 
feels his cock entering her tight asshole, causing her to rock forward on her 
knees and hands.

"Ahhhh..." Lance groans as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of Molly's 
juicy round ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...I bet you like that big ass now, don't you, you sick 
pervert!?" Molly moans as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Lance 
thrusting into her.

"Mmmmmm.... it's alright..." Lance replies with causes Molly to look back at 
him as he continues to pump his cock in and out of her ass.

"Mmmmmmm...you're just like every other man...." Molly moans as she starts to 
firmly and more noticeably push back against his cock.

"Oh yeah? Ahhhhh how so?" Lance asks as Molly rocks back firmly and quickly 
against his pistoning cock that's deep in her ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm...you just are..." Molly groans as her juicy and nicely thick as 
starts to smack against his waist as he pumps firmly into her.

Lance Storm licks his lips as he thrusts his cock in and out of Molly Holly's 
juicy ass as she rocks back against him at a quick pace.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah..." Molly moans as her nicely juicy ass 
cheeks bounce off of Lance Storm's toned waist as he deeply pumps into her 
nicely plump ass.

"Mmmmmm... ahhh you sure seem to love getting fucked in the ass little Miss 
Wholesome..." Lance groans as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he 
buries his cock deep into Molly's asshole.

"You wanted this...you pervert....you forced me to do it..." Molly moans as 
she appears to defend her actions of her allowing Lance Storm to fuck her 
juicy ass.

"I didn't force you... to do anything..." Lance replies as he plows Molly's 
ass with his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...yes...yes....you did..." Molly groans as she starts to eagerly 
push back against his cock.

"Whatever..." Lance Storm groans as he grabs hold of Molly's hips and turns 
over on to his back while pulling her on top of himself.

Molly presses her lips together and places her hands behind her onto his 
toned chest as she starts to smoothly bounce up and down on his cock, facing 
away from him and riding his cock with her juicy ass.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhh..." Lance groans as he places his hands against Molly's 
lower back as he thrusts his cock sharply up into her big, juicy and thick 
ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh!" Molly moans and closes her eyes as she 
starts to sharply bounce on his cock, rocking back on his cock as her juicy 
ass smacks down on his waist.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Lance licks his lips as he thrusts his cock repeatedly up 
into Molly's ass as she bounces and rocks on his pole at the same time.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh" Molly moans and licks her lips as she 
continues bounce up and down on his cock, moving more quickly with each 
thrust of Lance Storm's cock.

Lance arches his legs to gain extra leverage as he shoves his cock all the 
way up into Molly's ass as she rides his dick.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Molly moans as she sharply bounces on his cock with 
sweat dripping down her body.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhh..." Lance Storm groans as Molly bounces relentlessly on his 
cock which is starting to throb.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....mmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Molly Holly moans and grinds her juicy 
ass down on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Lance grunts as he lifts Molly's sweat coated body 
up off of his throbbing cock. Lance gets to his feet and stands in front of 
Molly as he starts to stroke his pulsating shaft.

Molly opens her eyes and looks up at Lance Storm with a glare as he strokes 
his cock.

"Ahhh mmm..." Lance smirks down at Molly as he starts to cum, spraying her 
face with his warm thick load.

Molly closes her eyes as Lance's storm cum sprays down onto her wholesome 
face.

"Mmmmm now that's... pretty wholesome..." Lance says with a moan as he 
finishes coating Molly's face with his spunk.

Molly opens her eyes to look up at Lance Storm with her face dripping with 
cum. "You're a pervert...."

"What does that make you?" Lance asks with a smirk.

Molly presses her lips together and shakes her head as she glares up at Lance 
Storm. "Next time...you better not make fun of my backside...which is 
perfectly proportioned!"

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