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Kristi and Dice present: Zig & Zag Me All Night by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the August 5, 2010 live event at Auckland, New Zealand's Vector Arena, WWE Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler, wearing a black short sleeved collard shirt and black pants, is stepping off the elevator at the hotel and turning off his cell phone, "No way am I'm going to answer any calls or text messages tonight..." Dolph says while not looking where he's going and he bumps into Jamie Keyes, who places her hands on Dolph's chest to slightly push him back. "Huh? Hey..." Dolph says as he looks up from his cell phone and at the smirking face of Jamie. The sultry and stunning Ring Announcer for WWE NXT season 2, Jamie Keyes, whom happened to serving as the Ring Announcer for the evening's live event, laughs slightly as she keeps her hands on Dolph Ziggler's shirt covered chest for a moment. "Whoa! Easy there big fella!" Jamie says with a stunning smile. "You just about ran me over!" Jamie says, dressed in a nicely fitting, short black skirt and a revealing ocean blue top that hugs perfectly her large chest and shows of her impressively toned and tanned body. Dolph smirks slightly as he looks at Jamie, "I wasn't going to run you over... just fall on top of you to do you right in the hallway..." Dolph says as he obviously flirts with Jamie while he puts his cell phone in his pocket. Jamie Keyes presses her lips together and laughs. "Is that your attempt at a pick up line?" Jamie asks as she takes a step back slightly and places her hands onto her slender hips. "Maybe... maybe not..." Dolph says as he steps out of the elevator before its doors close. Jamie presses her pouty lips together and looks at Dolph Ziggler. "Well...if it was...it was pretty lame...come on! You're Dolph Ziggler!" Jamie says with a laugh and shakes her short blonde haired head. "I know you can definitely do better than that..." Dolph smirks, "Hey if I wasn't spending all my time being creative to make certain people think I love them... I would be more creative..." Dolph says before he grins, "Oh can you pick that..." Dolph says as he acts like either himself of Jamie dropped something. Jamie raises an eyebrow and glances at Dolph Ziggler. "Umm...sure..." Jamie replies before she turns away from Dolph Ziggler, assuming the object is behind her and proceeds to bend forward. "Ummm...I don't see any thing..." "Oh you don't see that my jaw is on the floor because of how hot you are?" Dolph asks before he steps closer to Jamie and brushes his hand against her skirt covered ass. Jamie raises an eyebrow and glances back over her shoulder before she stands straight up and turns around to face the incredibly handsome Dolph Ziggler. "You know...I'm not a brain surgeon genius or anything...but I'd say you're pretty curious to know whether or not Jamie could rock your world..." Jamie says with a lick of her lips. "You would be really right about that..." Dolph grins as he slides his hand underneath Jamie's skirt to feel up her ass directly. Jamie licks her lips as she feels his strong hand lightly groping and caressing her tone and nicely rounded ass while reaching underneath her skirt. Dolph licks his lips, "This answers a question I had about you..." Dolph says as he lightly moves his hand against Jamie's ass under her skirt. Jamie raises an eyebrow and smirks. "And what question would that be?" Jamie says as she bites down on her bottom lip, feeling his strong hand squeeze her right toned ass cheek. "If you were a thong or panties chick... and I see you're not either..." Dolph grins as he moves his hand slightly to squeeze Jamie's left ass cheek. Jamie smirks and places her hands onto Dolph Ziggler's shirt covered chest. "I've had a question about you as well, Mr. Ziggler..." "And what's that?" Dolph asks with a smirk. Jamie presses her luscious and sultry lips together as she locks her stunning eyes with him. "If you are able to zig and zag me all night long..." Dolph licks his lips, "Only one real way to find out... which brings a question to my mind... my room or yours?" Jamie nods her head and smirks as she moves her hands lightly against his shirt covered chest, easily able to feel his well-defined muscles underneath the material of his shirt. "That depends..." "On what?" Dolph asks as Jamie takes her time in feeling up his muscular chest through the material of his shirt. "Which room is closer..." Jamie says with a lick of her lips. * * * A short time later in Jamie Keyes's hotel room, Dolph is laying on the bed underneath Jamie, lapping his tongue against her perfectly shaven pussy as she uses both of her hands stroke his large, thick and rock hard cock. "Mmmmmm!" Dolph moans as he munches on Jamie's snatch as she sits up higher on his face while she continues to stroke his dick. "Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah...mmmm Dolph that feels so good..." Jamie Keyes moans and grits her teeth lightly as she rocks on top of Dolph in order to grind her wet pussy against his tongue and face. Jamie, meanwhile, smoothly strokes both of her hands up and down his impressively long and thick cock before she spits some saliva down onto the head of his cock and then proceeds to slide her tongue across the head of his cock to brush her saliva around. "Mmmmm... ahhhh!" Dolph moans as Jamie's tongue smacks against his cock as she keeps both hands moving up and down on his shaft. Dolph grabs hold of Jamie's hips as he pushes his tongue into her pussy. Jamie gently circles her wet, soft tongue around the head of Dolph Ziggler's impressive cock before she parts her lips and proceeds to take him into her mouth. Jamie wraps her lips gently around his cock and starts to bob her head, while she moves her right hand down to the base of his shaft and places her left hand onto his muscular thigh. "Ohhhh fuck... mmmm!" Dolph moans as Jamie bobs her head up and down on his cock while he twirls his tongue around inside of her snatch. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Jamie Keyes moans as she presses her lips smoothly around his shaft as she guides her head up and down to perfectly suck on his shaft. Jamie gently works her tongue against his shaft, feeling him start to lightly thrust up into her mouth. Dolph Ziggler bends his legs as he thrusts his cock lightly up into Jamie's mouth as she grinds her cunt on his face as he continues to munch on her twat. "Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh..." Jamie moans as she turns her head smoothly on Ziggler's cock to grind her pouty lips before lowering her head at a steady pace, bobbing her head swiftly to suck on his cock. Jamie's gorgeously tanned and athletically toned body grinds gently on top of him, working her pussy against his tongue. "Ohhhh fuck.... mmmm..." Dolph Ziggler moans as he lowers his head from Jamie's cunt as she deep throats his long and meaty tool. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh" Jamie Keyes moans as she smoothly bobs her head up and down his long shaft, twirling her tongue teasingly against his shaft as she impressively lowers her head all the day down his shaft before lifting her head back up. "Ohhh fuck you're good..." Dolph says as Jamie starts to slide on his body. Jamie presses her lips tightly around the head of his cock before she turns her head to grind her luscious lips against the head of his shaft and then proceeds to lift her head off of his cock entirely. Dolph Ziggler licks his lips as Jamie Keyes lifts herself up and moves forward to where she can lower herself down onto his saliva coated cock. Instead of leaning back, Jamie leans forward and places her hands between Dolph's muscular legs as she starts to rock back and forth. Jamie Keyes bites down on her bottom lip and closes her eyes as she faces forward, while also bent forward with her hands down on the bed between his legs as she rocks back and forth starting with a smooth and steady pace. "Ohhh fuck yeah...." Dolph moans as he places his hands on Jamie's lower back as she rocks smoothly on his cock. Soon, Dolph starts to thrust his shaft upward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah Dolph..." Jamie moans as she starts bouncing at a smooth, swiftly increasing pace as he thrusts up into her wet and warm pussy. Jamie sits up slightly on his cock and places her hands down onto his knees as she starts to bounce at a firm pace on his cock. "Ahhhh fucking bounce on that cock... yeah..." Dolph moans as he takes his hands off of Jamie's lower back and places them on the bed as he starts to sit up as Jamie perfectly rises and falls on his dick. "Ohhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh...." Jamie moans and licks her lips as she rocks back and forth on Dolph Ziggler's cock, smoothly grinding her wet pussy down on his shaft. Dolph licks his lips as he thrusts his cock firmly up into Jamie Keyes's hot wet pussy as she grinds her cunt on his stiff dick. Jamie tilts her head back slightly as she removes her hands from Dolph Ziggler's knees to swiftly and smoothly rock back and forth on his cock, while she bounce at a quickening pace. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmm..." Jamie moans as she lowers herself down at a brisk pace. "Yeah... take that big fucking cock... ohh yeah..." Dolph moans as he wraps his arms around Jamie's smoking hot and toned body. The hot blond stud then leans to the right so he and Jamie on laying on their sides. Jamie lifts her left leg up and arches it back over Dolph's legs as he pumps his cock swiftly into her. "Ohhhhhhh fuck...mmmmmm yeah Dolph..." Jamie Keyes groans as she glances over her shoulder to seductively look back at Ziggler as he swiftly pumps his cock into her wet pussy from behind while laying side by side with her. Dolph leans his head forward and flicks his tongue against Jamie's pouty lips as he quickly pumps his cock in and out of her pussy while laying side by side behind her. "Mmmmmmmmm..." Jamie moans as she slides her soft tongue against Dolph Ziggler's tongue as her petite, but nicely toned and gorgeously tanned body moves back and forth on the bed with and following his thrusts. "Mmmmm..." Dolph Ziggler flicks his tongue against Jamie Keyes's tongue as he pumps his cock swiftly into her pussy. Jamie gently grinds her gorgeous body against his muscular, tanned body as she feels his cock swiftly and firmly pumping into her wet snatch from behind, causing her to increasingly move on the bed. "Ohhh fuck yeah.... mmm shit..." Dolph moans as he thrusts his entire cock into Jamie's pussy one last time before he pulls out, "Get onto your back..." Dolph grins as he starts to sit up on the bed. Jamie Keyes raises an eyebrow and smirks at Dolph Ziggler. "Boy...you're bossy...I like it!" Jamie says with a laugh before she turns on the bed and lays down on her back. Dolph Ziggler licks his lips as he lifts Jamie's legs upward to make it easy for himself to guide his big meaty dick into her cunt. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh shit..." Jamie moans and her adorable body tenses as she feels Dolph's large cock sliding into her wet and warm snatch before he starts to thrust into her. "Ohhhh yeah... mmmm fuck I bet you like this too..." Dolph grins as he drives his cock balls deep into Jamie's pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...I love it any way Dolph!" Jamie moans as begins to seductively move back and forth on the bed as Dolph swiftly pumps his cock into her wet and tight pussy. "Ohhhh fuck.... awww..." Dolph groans as he places his hands on Jamie's shoulders while she holds her legs straight up in the air as he continues to fuck her. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh Dolph! Ohhhhh fuck!" Jamie moans and closes her eyes as her body sharply jolts back and forth on the bed as he swiftly and firmly pumps into her wet pussy. Sweat drips off of Dolph's gorgeous tanned and muscular body as he hammers Jamie's cunt with his large meaty cock and his balls smack loudly against her skin with each thrust. "Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhhh Dolph!" Jamie moans and leans her head back against the bed as he increasingly slams his cock into her wet and warm pussy. "Mmmmm fuck yeah.... ahhhh shit..." Dolph groans as Jamie places her hands on his shoulders as he continues to pound her hot wet snatch over and over again with his meaty cock. Jamie licks her lips as she starts to smoothly push against his cock as he continues to deeply pound her pussy as his sweat begins to drip on her. Dolph licks his teeth and tosses his blond hair back as he moves his hands to Jamie's hips. With his cock still pistoning into her, Dolph starts to stand up on the bed and pulls Jamie by her hips upward until just her head and shoulders are on the bed with her legs hanging above her as he keeps fucking her. "Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh Dolph! Mmmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhhhh! You can definitely zig and zag me all fucking night!" "Ahhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck!" Dolph groans as he holds Jamie up as he pumps his cock downward into her snatch while she's bent like an accordion on the bed "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm that feels so fucking good..." Jamie groans as her pussy begins to tighten around his shaft. "Mmmmm fuck awww yeah!" Dolph moans as his cock starts to throb inside of Jamie's snatch. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh Dolph!" Jamie moans as she begins to cum on his cock with her body drenched with sweat. Dolph licks his lips as he keeps pumping his throbbing dick into Jamie's soaking wet snatch as she cum. Dolph then pulls his cock out of Jamie's body and lets go of her hips, letting her lower body fall back down to the bed. Dolph stands over Jamie as he starts to stroke his throbbing shaft. Jamie Keyes seductively looks up at Dolph Ziggler as she licks her lips and watches him stroke his throbbing cock. "You have something for me Dolph?" "Ohhhh you fucking bet..." Dolph moans as he aims his cock downward and tilts his head back. Dolph licks his lips and tilts his head back as he starts to cum, shooting his warm cum down towards Jamie. "Mmmmmm........." Jamie moans as she opens her mouth and manages to catch some of Dolph Ziggler's cum as it rains down on her landing in her mouth and onto her juicy tits and her beautiful, sweat coated face "Ohhhh fuck... mmmmm..." Dolph groans as he continues to stroke his cock, milking every drop of his cum out of it splatters either in Jamie's mouth or on her face and tits. "Mmmmmmmm...." Jamie Keyes moans and licks her lips as his warm cum drips down her face and chest. "Mmmm fuck that was great..." Dolph says as he lets go of his cock and looks down at Jamie. Jamie rubs her pouty lips together and sits up in the bed. "So...you think you can keep on zigging and zagging me all night?" Dolph smirks, "Oh yeah... without question..." "Well...you better be ready...cause I am!" Dolph smirks as he spits on the palm of his right hand and strokes his cock to keep it from softening, "I'm ready..." -END-