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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

A Very Shore Thing
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On August 16, 2012, following the 'Be A Star' SummerSlam VIP Kickoff party at
the Beverly Hills Hotel, DJ and 'Jersey Shore' cast member Paul 'Pauly D'
DelVecchio, dressed in a tight fitting black t-shirt and jeans, has packed up
his DJ equipment as Natalya, dressed in a stunning silver dress, approaches
him after she has served as the WWE's hostess for the evening.

Natalya crosses her arms against her chest and presses her lips together,
nodding her head for a moment. "I have to admit...when I heard that some
reject from the Jersey Shore was going to be the guest DJ...I was not
happy...I mean this was my party and all...but I was surprised, good job
kid..." Natalya says before she turns to leave.

"Whoa, hold on.... I ain't some reject... Pauly D says as he stops what he's
doing to look at Natalya.

Natalya pauses and turns her head to look back at him with a raised eyebrow.

"I've been doing this for a while now, gotta respect the skills cause I'm the
best there is..." Pauly adds with a grin.

Natalya turns completely back around to face Pauly D, placing her hands onto
her curved hips, releasing a small, deep laugh. "Honey...when it comes to the
best there is...that's only a title my family can reserve...and by the
way...for the record, if it was me that faced off against your little
meatball friend, Snooki, I would have won, baby...and I would have sent her
back to the Jersey Shore in tears..."

"Yo... you always talk big when someone isn't around to respond?" Pauly asks

Natalya raises an eyebrow and points to herself. "You talking to me?"

"Yeah I'm talking to you..." Pauly answers.

Natalya narrows her eyes slightly. "I have no problem backing up what I
say...because I can prove that I am the best there is...the best there
was...the best there ever will can tell Jwoww, Sammi or even that
little meatball Snooki, any time, any place..."

"I'll do that..." Pauly grins, "Cause I think it's obvious you can't handle
anyone from the Shore..."

Natalya presses her lips firmly together and glares at Pauly D. "I would
embarrass anyone from that worthless show..."

"Sure..." Pauly grins.

"You think I'm all talk, little man?" Natalya snaps back.

"Of course you're all talk...unlike that other Diva Trish... now she could
hang down on the Shore..." Pauly replies. "Talks big and backs it up..."

Natalya opens her mouth slightly and her eyes flare with anger. "Trish
Stratus!? How dare you say that! Trish is a disgrace to Canada...unlike me
and my family!"

"Man, ain't your family known for screwing?" Pauly D asks.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Are you trying to hit on me?"

"Shit I'm no fool... when a girl's got a rep, gotta find out if it's true or
not..." Pauly answers with a grin.

Natalya tilts her head back and laughs "First aren't my
type...and second, you couldn't last against me."

"Who are you trying to mess with?" Pauly laughs, "I got a good nine inches
right here saying I'm your type... and lasting a while is no problem..."

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Nine inches? Should I be impressed
with that?" Natalya says with a roll of her eyes before she turns to walk
away once again.

"Oh I get it... you're a rug muncher...probably cause you can't get any
dick..." Pauly says with a laugh.

Natalya pauses once again and turns back to Pauly D. "You're a cocky little
shit, aren't you?"

"Ain't anything little about me... cause I can back it up" Pauly replies with
a smirk.

Natalya presses her lips together and stares at Pauly D for a moment. "Get
over here!" Natalya snaps.

"Who are you trying to boss around?" Pauly asks as he places his hands on his

Natalya narrows her eyes and starts to approach Pauly D once again, walking
up to the table and sound equipment that were part of his DJ set-up.

Pauly D smirks as Natalya closes the gap between them and then pushes him
against the table.

"You'll see that I'm the best there is!" Natalya says before she reaches
forward with her left hand and tightly grips the crotch of his jeans, before
the Anvilette kneels down on the dance floor in front of the Jersey Shore

"Looking forward to it..." Pauly remarks with a groan as Natalya squeezes his
crotch before she starts to unbuckle his belt followed by undoing his jeans.

Natalya narrows her eyes and glares up at Pauly D as she slides the belt from
around his waist and easily pulls down his jeans with her hands, letting his
jeans rest as his feet with his designer gym shoes.

Pauly licks his lips as Natalya then pulls down his boxer briefs from his
waist, freeing his long, thick cock and equally as impressive balls.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Pauly D as she wraps her left hand
around his nicely thick Italian cock and begins to smoothly move her hand up
and down his hardening shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Pauly smirks as Natalya pumps her hand along the length of his
cock as it continues to harden in her grasp.

Natalya presses her pouty and lusciously full lips together before she leans
her blond haired head down and slaps her tongue against the head of his cock,
while moving her hand against his shaft.

"Mmmm yeah..." Pauly moans as he feels Natalya's tongue against the head of
his cock as she continues to skillfully stroke the shaft.

Natalya works her tongue over the head of his cock before she parts her lips
and takes the head of his meaty Italian cock into her mouth. Natalya wraps
her lips around his cock and begins to immediately bob her head.

"Ohhh fuck..." Paul moans as Natalya bobs her head smoothly at first, but
when she starts to increase her pace, Pauly licks his lips.

Natalya removes her left hand from his shaft and places both of her hands
onto his gorgeously tanned and perfectly toned waist as she bobs her head
back and forth, taking the Jersey Shore star's cock deeper into her one of a
kind mouth.

"Awww yeah... mmmm fuck..." Pauly moans as Natalya eagerly bobs her head on
his cock while he places his hands behind himself on the table's surface.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Natalya moans as she steadily bobs her head back and
forth along the impressive length of Pauly D's cock, working her lips down at
a smooth pace.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Pauly groans as Natalya is more than able to take his cock
deep into her warm and soothing mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Natalya moans again before she turns her head to
grind her lusciously full lips on his shaft before deeply forcing his cock
into her mouth.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhhh shit..." Pauly groans as Natalya takes nearly every
inch of his cock into her mouth.

Natalya lifts her eyes and slyly looks up at the handsome Jersey Shore star
as she bobs her head deeply on his cock, letting her lips grind and her
saliva drip.

"Mmmmmm..." Pauly licks his lips as he watches Natalya suck and slurp on his

Natalya presses her lips tightly around Pauly D's cock and rocks her head
back and forth, causing her lips to sharply grind as she moves her head.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm shit..." Pauly D groans as Natalya grinds her lips against
his stiff pole.

Natalya gradually loosens her lips and starts to lift her blond haired head
off of Pauly D's cock, letting her lips teasingly move on his shaft before
his head drops from her mouth with a seductive pop.

"Pretty damn good..." Pauly says with a grin as he removes his black t-shirt,
revealing his gorgeous muscular and tanned upper body.

Natalya licks her teeth and raises an eyebrow as she looks up at Pauly D.
"Pretty damn good? More like the best..." Natalya replies before she stands
up from kneeling on the dance floor.

"Gotta see how the rest of ya is..." Pauly answers back.

Natalya narrows her eyes and glares at Pauly D as she reaches back to unzip
her stunning silver dress and pushes the shoulder straps off, before she
begins to lower her dress from her nicely toned, curved and stunningly juicy

"Damn..." Pauly licks his lips as he watches Natalya lower her dress all the
way down to her feet and step out of it.

Natalya places her hands onto her athletically toned hips and smirks. "That's
what I thought..."

Pauly smirks as Natalya steps next to him and bends forward while placing her
hands on the table. After quickly moving behind her, Pauly guides his rock
hard cock into Natalya's tight wet Canadian pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....damn baby..." Natalya groans deeply as she feels his long and
nicely meaty thick cock sliding into her wet pussy before he starts to pump
into her, placing his hands onto her hips.

"Ahhhhh..." Pauly D moans as he thrusts his cock smoothly in and out of
Natalya's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Natalya moans as her nicely rounded and juicy ass
begins to smack against his impressively toned and tanned waist as he plows
into her.

"Ahhhh... awww yeah..." Pauly D groans as he thrusts his cock firmly into
Natalya's cunt as she pushes back to cause her ass to smack harder against
his waist.

"Ohhhhh yeah baby...yeah!" Natalya moans as she rocks on her feet and firmly
manages to push back against his cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Pauly groans as he pumps his cock deeply into Natalya's twat.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhh yeah!" Natalya moans and deeply laughs as
she pushes back against Pauly D's cock, with her juicy tits swaying back and

"Ohhhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck yeah..." Pauly grunts as he hammers Natalya's
pussy from behind before suddenly pulling out. As Natalya looks back at him,
Pauly drops to his knees, leans forward and laps his tongue against her

"Mmmmmmmm fuck!" Natalya moans and grits her teeth as she grips the table
tightly with her hands as he laps her tongue skillfully against her snatch,
while she is bent forward.

As he flicks and laps his tongue against her twat, Pauly places his hands on
Natalya's nicely thick ass cheeks. Gradually, Pauly drags his tongue from
Natalya's pussy towards and then up her ass crack.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Natalya groans, nodding her head in approval.

"Mmmm..." Pauly moans as he drags his tongue up and down against Natalya's
ass crack before darting the tip of his tongue against her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...fuck...." Natalya moans as her body tenses and she shivers as
the tip of Pauly D's tongue teases her ass.

Pauly slowly rises back up to his feet, but keeps teasing Natalya's ass with
his tongue until the last possible moment. Turning Natalya around, Pauly
lifts her up onto the table and steps between her legs so that he can re-
invade her snatch with his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...." Natalya moans and smirks at Pauly D as she places her hands
onto his arms and wraps her smooth, tanned and toned legs around his waist.

"Awww.... ahhhh..." Pauly groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of
Natalya's pussy, causing her to rock on the table's surface.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Natalya moans as she eagerly pushes against his
cock as he pumps into her.

The Jersey Shore star licks his lips as he rams his cock into the Canadian
Diva's twat as she pushes against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Natalya moans as she moves her hands up his arms
and to his chest as she increasingly rocks forward.

"Ahhhh... awww... mmmm..." Pauly groans as he thrusts his cock deeper and
harder into Natalya's pussy.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm like that, little kid?" Natalya moans and
smirks as she pushes against his cock.

"Mmmmm I ain't a kid... and I ain't little..." Pauly replies with a smirk as
he continues to thrust his cock deeply into Natalya's twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh..." Natalya lustfully groans as she grinds her pussy
against his cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Pauly D groans as he continues to thrust his cock
into Natalya's pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah! You like that, baby!?" Natalya moans and bounces on the
surface of the table to push against his cock.

"Mmmmm yeah.." Pauly groans as he continues to hammer her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Natalya moans and presses her legs tighter around
his waist.

As he continues to deeply fuck Natalya's snatch, Pauly's cock starts to throb
slightly and he response by quickening the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Natalya moans and tilts her head back as she keeps
him trapped inside of her pussy, his cock continuing to thrust into her.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Pauly grits his teeth as Natalya sharply grinds her
cunt against his throbbing cock while she raises her hands to grab his head
in order to pull him down and bury his face between her large juicy tits.

"Mmmmmm yeah baby! Mmmmmmmm" Natalya moans as she smoothers his face with
her juicy tits as she rocks on the surface of the table to push against his

"Mmmmm!" Pauly moans against Natalya's tits as he starts to cum inside of her

Natalya closes her eyes and leans back, releasing her hands from his head as
she feels his warm load entering her pussy.

Pauly lifts his head up from Natalya's tits as he continues to smoothly
thrust his erupting cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...damn...ohhhhh..." Natalya moans and licks her lips as she feels
his cock continuing to push into her.

Paul smirks at Natalya as he slows down his thrusts when he finishes cumming,
"Alright... you can hang at the Shore..."

Natalya raises an eyebrow and unwraps her legs from around his waist,
allowing him to step back and out from between her legs. "You're damn right I
can...because, baby...I am the best there is..."

"Certainly one of the better fucks I had..." Pauly replies.

Natalya narrows her eyes and glares at him. "You mean the best..."

"If you want to be the best... we got to do a lot more..." Pauly smirks.

Natalya presses her lips together. "Name it and you got it."

"Gotta bang that ass of yours..." Pauly replies with a smirk.

Natalya laughs and tilts her head back. " can't handle this ass..."

Pauly D smirks, "Girls who say that are just afraid of taking a big dick in
their ass..."

Natalya nods her head " want some this ass...we can make that


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