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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Analyzing The Bank
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Hours before the start of the 2014 Money in the Bank pay-per-view, Renee Young, wearing a dark red flower printed top dress, is in a backstage office as two of her panelists for the pre-show, Alex Riley, wearing a black suit, and Christian wearing a black button shirt and pants, enter. "Hey Renee, Booker said he'll skip the meeting and just roll with whatever you want to ask him during the pre-show..." Alex says.

"And that's why I beat Booker more times than he beat me, he never prepared..." Christian says jokingly.

Renee smiles "Oh...Booker is a pro! I have no worries about him..." Renee pauses and looks at Christian "I have a little concern about you..."

"About me? Really?" Christian asks with a surprised tone.

Renee nods her head "'s nothing bad..." Renee says with a sweet smile.

"Yeah don't worry Christian, Renee just wants to make sure every thing goes right since she gets the big chair now instead of being locked away in the Social Media center..." Alex says jokingly.

Renee looks at Alex Riley and smiles before shaking her head "Christian...ignore him....I just want to make sure that you're comfortable out there.

"I've done guest commentary before, I'm sure I'll be fine..." Christian says.

"Do you have any questions about how the panel works?" Renee asks as she looks at Christian with her beautiful eyes.

"Hmmmm you ask questions for our opinions and we give them... do I got that right?" Christian asks

Renee nods her head "Yes, that's correct...and if you get stumped or draw a blank, just blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind."

"Which is what Booker T does every Monday..." Alex says with a laugh.

"Oh it's that simple... I think I can handle it..." Christian says.

And like I said...ignore Alex..." Renee says as she looks over at Riley with a smile.

"She's kidding of course... I am the analyst of the panel..." Alex says.

Renee sighs and shakes her head "And he just loves to say that he is too..."

"No I don't..." Alex Riley says in defense of himself.

"Ok... so what do we do in the mean time until its time for panel?" Christian asks.

Renee shrugs her shoulders "Really...whatever..."

"We could head over to the set and do what Shawne Merriman did with Trish at WrestleMania..." Alex Riley says with a smirk.

Renee raises an eyebrow and looks at Alex Riley "What are you talking about?"

"Yeah what are you talking about?" Christian asks.

"Well... at WrestleMania, Trish Stratus and Shawne Merriman had some fun on the pre-show set..." Alex Riley says.

Renee raises her hands up and looks at Alex Riley. " did I not know this? I mean... I hear about everything that goes on..." Renee says.

"Oh Trish swore me to secrecy using the three-month rule... keep it quiet for three-months then talk about it..." Alex Riley says.

"I can only imagine how she did that..." Christian smirks.

"Wait! How did you find out about it?" Renee says as she quickly turns and looks at Alex Riley.

"I had to go back to the set because I left something under the table... and saw them as they were finishing up..." Alex says.

Renee nods her head "Damn..."

"That's what I said..." Alex smirks. "You know I like that idea... and it teaches Booker T not to miss pre-show meetings..." Christian says.

Renee Young laughs and looks at Christian "You like what idea?"

"Alex's idea of us going to the pre-show set and screwing around..." Christian smirks.

Renee laughs and then blushes "Oh...ummmm..."

"It's a great way to mark your first day as the permanent pre-show host..." Alex says

"Well...I don't want to get caught..." Renee replies

"Why not? Shows some locker room bonding..." Christian says.

"Well...I guess we could..." Renee says with a slight shrug.

* * *

A short while later at the Pre-Show set,Alex Riley has removed his suit jacket and is in the process of undoing his shirt while Christian has already unbutton his shirt and Renee Young watches both of them.

Renee licks her lips as she watches Alex Riley and Christian undressing, while she proceeds to reach over her shoulder to lower the zipper on her dress.

"Renee you have to be to be the only Diva who can undo the back of her own dress..." Christian says jokingly as he unbuckles his belt and starts to undo his pants.

"She just doesn't want to look away from us..." Alex says as he removes his shirt and starts unbuckling his own belt.

Renee smirks a bit and laughs "Yeah...that's it..." Renee says sarcastically as she starts to lower her dress down from her gorgeous body

"Of course it is..." Alex smirks as he checks out Renee's perky and firm tits while he undoes his pants and starts to lower them while Christian has already stepped out of his pants, which allows Renee to see how well-equipped The Analyst and Captain Charisma are.

Renee smiles and kneels down on the panel set and places her hands around the exposed cocks of Christian and Riley.

"Mmmmm..." Christian moans as Renee wraps her right hand around his hardening cock. Alex licks his lips as Christian closes her left hand around his stiff shaft.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee moans as she moves her hands back and forth on the shafts of Christian and Alex Riley, feeling their cocks hardening against her hands.

"Ohhh yeah Renee..." Alex moans as Renee strokes his cock at the same time she is jerking off Christian.

Renee Young smiles up at Christian and Alex, working her hands smoothly before she leans her blond haired head down and slides her tongue over the head of Alex's cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Alex moans as Renee laps her tongue against the bell-end of his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Christian moans as he reaches down to feel one of Renee's tits as she strokes his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee moans as she works her tongue over the head of Alex Riley's cock, while moving her hands back and forth on his and Christian's shafts.

"Awwww ahhhh..." Alex moans as Renee flicks her tongue against the head of his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Christian groans as Renee grinds her palm against his dick.

Renee turns her head over to Christian's cock and begins to slide her wet tongue over the head of his cock, spreading her saliva around.

"Mmmmm shit..." Christian moans as Renee circles the head of his cock with her talented tongue.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee moans and softly slides her tongue over the head of Christian's cock, lapping over his piss-slit.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh.." Christian moans as Renee flicks her tongue up and down against the tip of his dick.

"Mmmmmm..." Alex groans as Renee briskly strokes his shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." Renee moans and slides her tongue over the head of Christian's cock once more before turning her attention back to Alex Riley

"Awww yeah..." Alex Moans as Renee starts to lap her tongue all over the head of his stiff cock while she lets go of Christian's dick. Christian moves behind his fellow Canadian and proceeds to guide his cock into her snug wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Renee moans as she takes Alex's cock into her mouth and begins to bob her head, while Christian starts to thrust into her from behind.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Christian groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Renee's pussy.

"Mmmmm shit..." Alex moans as he lays a hand on the pre-show desk as Renee sucks his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she perfectly sucks on Alex's cock, with her lips rubbing on his shaft.

"Ohhhh awww..." Alex Riley moans as Renee sucks and slurps on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." Christian groans as he holds onto Renee's hips as he fucks her with firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she moves forward on her knees as she bobs her head at a quicker pace on Alex's cock, while her ass smacks against Christian's waist.

"Ahhhh awww ahhh..." Christian moans as Renee pushes back against him while he thrusts his cock firmly into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmm..." Renee moans as she turns her head and grinds her pouty lips on Alex's cock, while she pushes back on Christian's cock.

"Ohhhh yeah Renee... mmmmm awww..." Alex Riley moans as Renee takes his cock deep between her lips.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she steadily bobs her head back and forth, with her saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Awwwww shit... ahhh..." Christian moans as Renee's ass smacks loudly against his waist while he fucks her.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she eagerly sucks on Alex Riley's cock, her saliva dripping down

"Ahhhhh shit... mmmmm fuck..." Alex moans as Renee grinds her lips on his cock.

"Ahhhh ahhhh awww...." Christian moans as he rams his cock into Renee's snatch a few more times before he pulls out.

"Mmmmmmm...." Renee moans and slowly eases her head off of Alex's cock, with her saliva nicely dripping down.

"Awww yeah... mmmm..." Alex moans as his cock leaves Renee's mouth with a seductive pop as the head passes between her lips.

Renee Young turns around to face Christian and smiles up at him, while she takes his cock into her mouth. "Mmmmmm..." Renee moans and wraps her lips around his cock and begins to bob her head.

"Awwwww mmmmm fuck..." Christian moans as his fellow Canadian bobs her head on his stiff cock. Alex kneels behind Renee and gives her ass a light smack before he invades her pussy with his meaty shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she places her hands onto Christian's toned waist as she swiftly bobs her head forward, while Alex Riley works his cock into her nicely wet pussy.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Christian moans as Renee briskly bobs her head on his cock.

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Alex moans as he pumps his cock deeply into Renee's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmm..." Renee moans as she slaps her wet tongue against Christian's cock, while Riley plows into her.

"Awwww ahhhhh fuck..." Alex moans as he pulls Renee back as he drives his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmmm ohhhh ahhh..." Christian moans and tilts his head back as Renee sucks and slurps on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...awwwww....ohhhh..." Renee moans as she perfectly bobs her head and sucks on his cock.

"Awwww ahhhh ohhhh..." Christian moans as Renee's saliva drips off of his dick as she rocks her head back and forth.

"Ahhhh ahhhh..." Alex Riley grunts while he pounds Renee's pussy with deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Renee moans around Christian's cock and rocks on her knees to push back on Alex's cock.

"Ohhhh ahhhh awww mmmm..." Alex moans as Renee's ass smacks against his muscular waist while he fucks her.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Christian moans as Renee easily takes his cock deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as the head of Christian's cock lightly smacks against the back of her mouth.

Christian places a hand on the back of Renee's head as she deep throats his cock every few moments while Alex is hammering her pussy with firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as her saliva heavily drips down on Christian's cock, while sucking on his cock.

"Ohhhh yeah awww..." Christian moans as Renee grinds her lips on his dick.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww..." Alex moans while he plows his cock repeatedly into Renee's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Renee moans and she begins to cum on Alex Riley's cock as she continues to rock back on his cock.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh..." Christian moans as his cock starts to throb within Renee's mouth.

"Awwww awwww..." Alex groans as his cock pulsates inside of Renee's snatch as her juices flow over his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she slaps her tongue against Christian's cock, while bobbing her head downward.

"Awwww mmmmm ahhhh..." Christian groans as he starts to cum inside of Renee's talented mouth.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee deeply moans as she bobs her head lightly forward, swallowing the cum as it fills her mouth.

"Ohhhh awwww mmmmm..." Alex Riley grunts as he rams his cock sharply into Renee's snatch before he starts to cum.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Renee moans as she rocks on her knees and pushes back on Alex Riley's cock, grinding smoothly.

"Awww mmmmm fuck..." Alex moans as Renee rocks back against his cock as he fills her cunt with his cum.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee moans as she lifts her head off of Christian's cock and smiles up at him, licking her lips.

"I think I'm gonna want to do the pre-show in the future..." Christian says with a smirk as he looks down at Renee.

Renee raises an eyebrow and smirks "That's only if you make a great impression tonight."


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