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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Apologetic Pipe Bombin'
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following his victory over Dolph Ziggler in the main event of a WWE Live
Event on May 11, 2012, WWE Champion CM Punk is returning to the backstage
area of Glens Falls, New York's Civic Center. Dressed in wrestling trunks and
carrying the WWE Championship, CM Punk smirks, "So Dolph is having Mason Ryan
protect his scrawny ass at house shows now... wonderful... it's still better
than hearing Vickie Guerrero's big mouth at ringside..." Punk says as he
enters his locker room where John Laurinaitis's Executive Administrator Eve
Torres is waiting with her arms folded. Punk glances at Eve as he casually
walks towards a table to set his WWE Championship belt down, "Well what's a
visit to Glens Falls with out there being a reason to say... HOOOOO..." Punk
says to Eve while giving her a Hacksaw Jim Duggan styled thumbs up.

Eve Torres places her lips together and narrows her eyes as she looks at CM
Punk through the lens of her black framed glasses. "You must think you're
really funny, Punk..." Eve says, dressed in a black skirt and red buttoned

"Hey, if you act like a bean-headed ho and dress like a slut around clown
shoes, then you're gonna have to deal with it," Punk smirks before asking,
"So what do you want?"

Eve slowly shakes her head and unfolds her arms to place her hands onto her
curved hips. "First off, maybe a little maturity would be good, seeing as you
are the WWE Champion...maybe presenting yourself with an ounce of respect and
not appearing as an utter disgrace..."

CM Punk chuckles, "This coming from the glorified cum bucket of the Divas

Eve Torres pauses for a moment and presses her lips firmly together before
she raises her right hand off of her hip "Excuse me? What did you just say!?"

"You heard me... and by the way, Excuse Me is Vickie's line, she says it a
lot better than you... which is pretty pathetic if you think about that..."
Punk says with a smirk.

Eve clears her throat and places her hands onto the front of her skirt, to
straighten the material. "What's the big problem, Punk? What is it? That I
used Zack Ryder?" Eve asks with a laugh.

"Nope, you made that very clear that you're a backstabbing twat in heels who
happens to to be one of the the biggest ass kisser I've ever seen," Punk

Eve smirks a bit. " mighty of you Punk, being the man of all that's
is right in the world, isn't that right, Punk?" Eve pauses and then wickedly
laughs. "You know, and I aren't that much different if you think
about. I use men, I don't deny that...just like you use women..." Eve pauses
and nods her head proudly. "Speaking of twats and using women, you must
remember that girl you used and forced her to shave her head, I bet you just
loved banging that drunken twat..."

"Serena was drunk, but she didn't wear heels... and yeah she was very
fuckable, rather shame the WWE fired her and kept you around cause no one
gave a shit about you back then... " Punk says before smirking, "And by the
way you should thank Zack, cause if you didn't exploit his weakness for
tramps, people still wouldn't give a shit about you."

Eve narrows her eyes and glares once again at CM Punk, before she raises her
hands up. "Enough! Alright!?" Eve snaps before she clears her throat.
"Believe it or not, I did come here on official business..."

"And here I was thinking you were here to wash my back as I grab a shower..."
Punk smirks.

Eve crosses her arms once against below her chest and silently glares at CM
Punk for a moment. "Last Monday on RAW, when Mr. John Laurinaitis, one of the
most inspiring person I know, made it perfectly clear to not make fun of his
voice, you went ahead and did it anyway!" Eve says as she raises her tone. "
I want you to apologize to me for making fun of his voice.

CM Punk looks at Eve for a long moment before he starts to laugh as if Eve
has told him the funniest joke ever written.

Eve presses her lips together. "Something funny?"

Punk holds his hand up as he continues to laugh for several moments, "Oh that
was rich... you expect me to apologize to that tool box, Maria must've hit
you harder than it looked at WrestleMania..."

Eve looks directly at CM Punk. "I want you to apologize for making fun of
John Laurinaitis..." Eve says as she steps closer to CM Punk. "You know,
Punk...there are not many job options out there for a man who still lives in
the past of having a pathetic, disappointing, low-life drunk of a father..."

"Wow... wow... wow..." Punk smirks and shakes his head, "Well let me tell you
how it works in the real world of wrestling Eve... you see, since I am the
BEST IN THE WORLD... unlike a lot of guys this company employs, I won't have
trouble getting booked in any wrestling promotion, even ones I was
blackballed from... second, the only way when your days of mediocre looks
fade that you will stay in this business is by hoping Hulk Hogan pops enough
Viagra to get his python up... and thirdly, the only way John Laurinaitis
will get an apology out of the day he gets in the ring with me and
I... accidentally...break his neck" Punk says.

"You will apologize, Punk...and I will not leave until you do..." Eve says as
she firmly looks at Punk.

"That's fine with me," Punk smirks as he steps over towards where one of his
travel bags is laying in order to pick it up and place it on a table. Punk
opens it and takes out a pair of socks, a shirt and jeans while Eve stands
with her arms folded. After removing a towel from his bag, CM Punk proceeds
to shock Eve as he lowers his sweat dampened wrestling trunks, revealing his
toned ass, large cock and sweaty ballsack.

Eve's sultry eyes widen and her mouth slightly drops open at the sight of CM
Punk, before she clears her throat and lifts her eyes to look directly at the
Pipe Bombing Superstar through the lenses of her black framed glasses. "You
really won't apologize, will you?" Eve asks as she places her hands onto her

"What was your first clue? The fact I said I wasn't?" Punk asks
sarcastically, "And here I thought Stephanie McMahon was a bean headed

Eve narrows her eyes and shakes her head as she starts to step closer to CM
Punk. "You know, Punk...I thought you were just ignorant, but I know what
your real problem is..." Eve pauses and smirks proudly. "You're intimidate by
powerful women, like myself..."

CM Punk smirks, "My last girlfriend thought that... and then requested time
off after I wrecked her ass..."

"There's only one way to get through to people like you..." Eve says with a
wicked smirk before she reaches forward and places her left hand around his
cock, before proceeding to lower herself down onto her knees.

"The next time I see someone complain about Kelly Kely getting on her knees
to get ahead, I'll be sure to tell them you're the one who does that..." Punk
smirks as Eve Torres gets an up close look at his huge cock.

Eve raises an eyebrow and glances over the black frames of her glasses.
"Insult all you want, Punk...because you know deep down, I am way out of your
league..." Eve says with a wicked laugh as she works her hand against his
hardening cock.

"Funny cause you're the one jerking me off and I don't recall trying to get
into your pants..." Punk smirks as Eve moves her left hand back and forth on
his cock.

"I saw how you were looking at me, Punk...the way that every man looks at me,
wanting me...lusting after me..." Eve says with a smirk before she lowers her
head and starts to slide her wet tongue across the head of his cock.

Considering you're looking like a porn star, what do you expect? People to
look at you as if you have any class?" Punk laughs a bit as Eve twirls her
tongue around the large swollen head of his long, meaty cock.

"Mmmmm....just keep talking, Punk...that's all you're good for anyway..." Eve
says before she parts her lips and takes his cock into her sultry mouth,
while she jerks the lower portion of his cock with her hand.

"As opposed to you who just sucks?" Punk asks with his trademarked
unimpressed look on his face as Eve seems to savor the taste of his cock as
she lightly sucks on the upper half of his dick.

Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Eve Torres moans, wrapping her lips around his cock as
she bobs her head back and forth, narrowing her eyes to seductively glare up
at Punk.

"Well that shut you up..." Punk smirks as he places his hands on his waist as
Eve bobs her head at a very steady pace on his long stiff and thick cock.

Eve talentedly slides and taps her wet tongue against the bottom side of CM
Punk's impressive cock, while she bobs her head back and forth, guiding her
lips down his shaft.

CM Punk tilts his head slightly and smirks as he sees that Eve has her right
hand underneath her own skirt and is clearly rubbing her own snatch as she
sucks his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Eve moans around CM Punk's cock as she lustfully
turns her head from side to side as she sucks on his cock. Eve soon begins to
rock on her knees sliding as she works her right hand back and forth against
her pussy, with her left hand holding a firm grip on the base of his cock.

"Mmmmm... well you can multitask..." Punk moans slightly as he sarcastically
claps his hands as Eve whorishly sucks his sweat scented cock while she is
rubbing her cunt at the same time.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Eve moans loudly around CM Punk's cock
as she briskly bobs her head back and forth, wetting his cock with her

CM Punk places his hands back on his waist as Eve Torres takes more of his
cock into her mouth, and by doing so the former Divas Champion is firmly
reminded that the reigning WWE Champion was just in a match as she has to
breath in the scent of competition from Punk's crotch.

Eve lifts her beautiful and seductively manipulative eyes to look up at CM
Punk through the lenses of her black framed glasses, while she slaps her
tongue wickedly against the bottom side on his shaft, while impressively
guiding him deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmm... come on Eve, are you even trying to impress me?" CM Punk asks with a
moan as Eve brings her right hand up under her skirt and up towards his large

Eve narrows her eyes and starts to rub his large ballsack with her right
hand, lightly smearing her wet juices from her pussy on his balls, while she
starts to rapidly deep throat his cock.

"MMmm you know I worked for a self proclaimed porn queen before... and you're
not even close to showing me anything special..." Punk groans as Eve rubs his
balls with her pussy juice coated right hand as she sucks, slurps and
slobbers on his large and thick cock.

Eve lifts her head off of CM Punk and grits her teeth after his cock falls
from her mouth. "I know you're lying..."

"Hey don't let the hard-on fool ya, any body would get stiff with you sucking
their dick..." Punk says before he smirks when Eve lowers her eyes to again
look directly at his saliva coated meat stick.

Eve shakes her head and glares up at CM Punk. "You're loving it and you know
it..." Eve replies as she moves her left hand along his saliva coated shaft.

"Oh banging the locker room whore... what's not to like..." Punk smirks as
Eve works her left hand back and forth on his long hard and saliva slicken

Eve seductively laughs. "All I'm doing is sucking your dick, who said
anything about banging?" Eve replies as she works her hand back and forth,
smoothly working her hand on the length of his cock.

"Trust me Eve I've been around the block more times than you had matches... I
know that look... it's the same look woman in every wrestling promotion gets
when they are in the locker room..." Punk smirk, "You're not leaving unless I
choose to fuck you and...I don't think I will... I think I'll go find
Layla..." Punk adds.

Eve presses her lips together and stands up as she places her hands onto his
toned chest. "'re not going anywhere..."

"Oh really?" Punk smirks before he lifts his hands up and pushes Eve's hands
off of his chest.

Eve nods her head and smirks. "Oh yeah...really..." Eve says before she
raises her left hand and adjusts her glasses.

"Well unless got a really good reason why not..." Punk starts to say as he
steps around Eve.

Eve narrows her eyes and then slyly smirks. "'re really going to
walk out on someone as hot as me?"

"Yup..." Punk smirks as he bends down to pick up his wrestling trunks.

Eve presses her sultry lips and wickedly laughs. "I bet you can handle me

"You're gonna have to get more creative than that..." Punk replies.

Eve approaches CM Punk from behind, with his back turned to her, "You want
creative?" Eve asks before she reaches forward and grabs his arm, forcing him
to turn around to face her.

CM Punk gives Eve a smirk, "Am I supposed to be impressed?" Punk asks

Eve licks her lips and places her hands onto CM Punk's chest, giving him a
firm enough push, which catches the outspoken Straightedge WWE Champion by
surprise, causing to him to stumble back and fall to the locker room floor.

"Whoa.... okay... that was a little unexpected..." Punk says as he loooks up
at the ceiling of the locker room as he lays on the floor.

Eve raises an eyebrow and slyly glances down at CM Punk. "Exactly..." Eve
replies in a cold tone before she lowers herself down onto the floor in order
to straddle CM Punk, guiding herself directly down onto his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmm what have you been stuffing into your snatch... a Pepsi bottle?" Punk
asks with a groan as Eve begins to rock back and forth on his large meaty

Eve grits her teeth and glares down at CM Punk as she places her hands onto
his toned, tattooed chest as she rocks back and forth on his cock.
"Mmmmmm...I see maturity isn't you're...ahhhhh strong point..."

"Mmmm as if I ever claimed to be mature..." Punk smirks as he places his
hands on Eve's hips before he starts to thrust his cock firmly up into her

" you're just a disrespectful...mmmmm little twerp..." Eve moans
as she moves her sultry body on his cock.

"Little? Mmmmm just because your snatch is looser than a Mexican hooker's
doesn't mean I'm little.." Punk grins and groans as he thrusts his cock
harder and faster up into Eve's pussy.

Eve narrows her eyes and presses her fingernails into his chest as she
sharply grinds down on his cock. "Mmmmm...talking about a former girlfriend?"

"You and I never dated..." Punk replies with a smirk as he continues to
thrust his shaft up into Eve's pussy as she grinds herself back and forth on
his tool.

"'re such an...ahhhhhh asshole.." Eve moans and tilts her head
back as the sultry Executive Administrator continues to rock and grind on his

"Mmmmmm ahhh oh I'm so hurt..." Punk moans sarcastically as he thrusts his
cock repeatedly up into Eve's cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm shit..." Eve groans as she bounces firmly upward on his cock, with
her juicy tits bouncing with each thrust of his cock.

The reigning WWE Champion smirks as Eve bounces up and down on his large
meaty Straightedge cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh're not bad for a disrespectful
bastard..." Eve moans.

"Mmmmmm... ahhh... and you're.... well there's nothing nice about you..."
Punk smirks and laughs as he proceeds to turn over so that he can lay Eve on
the floor while getting on top of her and continuing to pump his cock into
her cunt.

"Mmmmm...well you're still fucking me...ahhhhh so I can't be all that bad..."
Eve says with a sly smirk as she wraps her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs
around his waist and begins to move underneath him with his thrusts.

"Don't flatter yourself... I'm thinking of Layla..." Punk smirks as he
thrusts his cock in and out of Eve's cunt.

Eve rolls her eyes and sighs. "Ahhhhh...what a whore..." Eve groans as she
grinds against his cock.

"Mmmm yeah that's what you are..." Punk grunts as he hammers Eve's pussy with
firm and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit..." Eve moans as she arches her back
against the floor and pushes back against his cock.

The Straightedge Superstar licks his lips as he relentlessly thrusts his cock
balls deep into Eve's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Eve moans as she places her hands onto his
tattooed arms while firmly pounds into her.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." CM Punk groans as he drives his cock into Eve's pussy as he
sits up on his knees while pulling Eve up from the floor so that she can
bounce on his cock while he rocks on his knees.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh shit...mmmmmmm!" Eve moans loudly and throws her head
back as she sharply drops down on his cock.

CM Punk moves his hands to place them on Eve's gorgeous ass cheeks as she
bounces on his cock as he continues to ram it into her.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Eve moans and leans forward, pressing her large and
tanned, gorgeous tits against his toned, tattoo covered chest as she breathes
heavily and bounces on his cock.

The reigning WWE Champion smirks as Eve loses herself in lust as she bounces
on his pistoning cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm....." Eve moans before she leans her head in and slides
her tongue into CM Punk's mouth, lustfully kissing him.

"Mmmmm..." Punk moans as he starts to push his tongue against Eve's tongue as
she lustfully kisses him as she grinds herself on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she slides her tongue against his tongue with her
lips grinding against his tongue, while she continues to guide her sultry
body on his cock.

Punk flicks his tongue against Eve's tongue as he leans forward to lay her on
the floor again as he swiftly pounds her pussy with his large meaty cock.

Eve tilts her head back and breaks the sinisterly lustful kiss with CM Punk
and licks her lips. "Ohhhhhhh fuck!" Eve moans.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." CM Punk smirks down at Eve as she arches her back
repeatedly each time he rams his cock all the way into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck..." Eve moans and closes her eyes as sweat
drips down her curved and gorgeously tanned body as she jolts upward with
each of his deep thrusts.

CM Punk soon pulls his cock out of Eve's pussy and as the former Divas
Champion appears to appreciate the small break, Punk turns her over to get
Eve on her hands and knees. Punk smirks as he teases pushing his large thick
and rock hard cock back into Eve's pussy before he proceeds to shove his cock
into her ass instead.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ahhhhhh fuck!" Eve moans and grits her teeth as she swiftly
rocks forward on her hands and knees as Punk starts to work over her stunning

"Mmmmm guess that boy scout was right... should've skipped the snatch..."
Punk groans jokingly as he grabs hold of Eve's hips as he thrusts his cock
firmly and deeply into Eve's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...I do have the best ass..." Eve Torres says with a sly
smirk as she glances over her shoulder while she rocks on her knees and
seductively pops her ass back against his toned waist.

"Mmmmm I'm sure Vince's bean-headed daughter would love to remind you... mmmm
that you don't..." CM Punk replies with a grunt as he hammers Eve's ass as
she pops her ass up, down and back against his pistoning cock.

Eve rolls her eyes "Please....she doesn't have it...mmmmm I do..." Eve groans
as she firmly pushes back against his cock.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." CM Punk grunts while he laughs at Eve's arrogance as he
drills her ass with his large meaty cock. Punk's balls crash repeatedly
against Eve's ass cheeks with every one of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh...ahhhhhh fuck!" Eve moans and throws her head
back, with her body rocking and grinding back and forth against his cock.

"Ahhhhh... awwww..." CM Punk groans as he expertly hammers Eve's ass while
pulling her back against himself.

" like that...don't you....mmmmmm admit it..." Eve moans
as her juicy and rounded ass smacks against his waist.

"Probably not as.... mmmm... much as you are..." Punk smirks as he plows his
cock relentlessly into Eve's juicy round ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....ohhhhhhh fuck!" Eve moans as she feels his cock ramming
deeply into her tight asshole.

The WWE Champion licks his lips as he shows off his impressive stamina of
being able to give Eve a good hard anal fucking after competing in a hard
fought match.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..ohhhhhh fuck!" Eve licks her lips and looks back at CM
Punk with sweat dripping down her face as she continues to push back against
his cock.

"Mmmmm..." CM Punk moans as gradually his cock begins to throb as he
continues to bury it repeatedly into the depth of Eve's asshole.

Eve closes her eyes and bucks her perfect hips and firmly pushes back against
his cock, feeling his balls smacking against her skin.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." CM Punk groans as the throbbing of his cock steadily
builds up as he doesn't ease up on his pace of fucking Eve's ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck...awwwww..." Eve moans as she increasingly rocks
back and forth on her hands and knees with his cock deeply plowing into her.

The WWE Champion pulls his pulsating cock out of Eve's ass and stands up
before be starts to stroke his shaft with his right hand.

Eve turns around to face CM Punk, remaining down on her knees, and she raises
an eyebrow to seductively looks up at CM Punk, licking her lips as he strokes
his cock.

"Mmmmm..." CM Punk groans as he soon begins to cum, spraying an impressive
amount of cum down on Eve's face.

Eve presses her sultry lips together and closes her eyes as his warm cum
drips down her face.

"Ahhhhh... yeah.... well that was certainly more fun than wrestling
Ziggler..." CM Punk smirks as he continues to stroke his cock until he's
finished cumming.

Eve Torres narrows her eyes and looks up at CM Punk. "Just remember to start
being more respectful of Mr. Laurinaitis..."

"That's not going to happen..." CM Punk laughs, "Just like how you dating
some MMA fruit bag did not earn you any respect when you tried to do some
submission holds..."

Eve grits her teeth and stands up from the floor, glaring directly at CM
Punk. "You will learn to respect Mr. Laurinaitis and the era of People Power,
or I guarantee you life is going to be very, very tough..."

"Trust me Eve, nothing can be tougher than having to see you wrestle, clown
shoes talk... or Otunga trying to do both..." Punk smirks.

Eve presses her lips together and narrows her eyes. "Screw you, Punk..."

"Well... you just did..." Punk smirks, "Or rather I screwed you and shot my
load on your face..."

Eve wickedly smirks and laughs. "Oh...and you thought I actually enjoyed

"Actually, could care less, which is the same reaction the WWE Universe has
had when it comes to you ever since you won that beauty pageant contest..."
Punk smirks.

Eve raises her hands up and shakes her head. "It's useless trying to talk to

CM Punk smirks, "So just do what you're only good for... get back down on
your knees and start sucking my cock again... or get the fuck out so I can go
get a shower..."

Eve raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks. "I knew you'd want's
pathetic how predictable men are..."

"You aren't that good, but like I said, it's the only thing you are good
at..." Punk smirks.

Eve presses her lips together and starts to sink down onto her knees in front
of him. "You really need to learn respect..."


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