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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Are You Manly Or Are You SAWFT
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the taping of the October 30, 2014 episode of NXT, the Vaudevillians, consisting of Simon Gotch, wearing a green one strap singlet, and Aiden English, wearing dark green wrestling tights, are in the backstage area of the NXT Arena at Full Sail University, "Mr. Gotch we are one more step closer to our goal of being in the ultimate spotlight..." Aiden says smugly.

"Yes we are Mr. English, we easily dominated the children that are in the Tag Duo League... they were no match for real men..." Simon says with a old-fashion manly laugh.

"You are quite right...we just have one more duo of weak children to go through, the Lucha Dragon with their rather bland tumbling routine do not stand a chance against the likes of us..." Aiden says.

"Oh hell no you two did not win that match like that!" Carmella yells, causing both men to turn their heads towards her as angrily walks towards them. The Princess of Staten Island, wearing a leopard print top and matching short bottoms, proceeds to shove both men.

"What is blue blazes is this?" Simon asks with a smug smirk.

"I believe it's supposed to be a woman... hard to tell because no woman would look like that..." Aiden replies.

"Oh you two goofs are really funny... I just saw how the two of you won that little battle rumble or whatever the hell it's call and it was cheap... hell it was worse than cheap... it was SAWFT!" Carmella says as she aggressively pokes both men in the chest.

"My dear lady... and I use the term very loosely... we won in the most manly way possible..." Aiden says.

"Indeed it was a manly victory that only truly manly men like us could accomplish...." Simon adds.

"Oh please, that idiot Enzo was in the match, you two were laying on the floor, and oh yeah, that stud Hideo, distracted the only real men in that match, The Ascension, letting you get that SAWFT as hell win..." Carmella says.

"Are you challenging the validity of our victory?" Aiden asks.

"Hell you two schmucks won...that's in the books or wherever the jot that down in... I'm challenging your validity of being MEN!" Carmella says she snaps her fingers in Aiden's face.

"I'll have you know that saying such things is not lady like and not appreciated..." Simon says.

"With talk like that just makes me think the two of you ain't even men, ya'll got anything in your pants? Cause it sure doesn't seem like it..." Carmella says as she motions towards the crotches of the old-time style tag team.

"We the manliest men in all of NXT..." Aiden English says.

"Tell you what... how about the two of you prove it? Cause bada-bing, I'm the hottest chick in the ring, and I only deal with MEN and since you two talk big... I'm wanna see whatcha got... capish?" Carmella asks while she places her hands on her beautiful hips.

"Mr. English I do believe she is wanting a truly manly experience..." Simon Gotcha says.

"More than that, she is challenging our manliest... and that cannot stand..." Aiden replies before he dramatically points at Carmella, "Your challenge, such as it is, is accepted..."

"Good cause I want to see if you're manly or are you S... A...W...F...T... SAWWWFT! Carmella says as she turns and motions with both hands for the new number one contenders for the NXT Tag Team Championships to follow her.

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Some time later in the Vaudevillians dressing room, the Staten Island Princess Carmella is on her knees and licking her lips as she places her hands on the large, thick and very manly cocks of Aiden English and Simon Gotch, "Well.... you chumps are certainly equipped like men..." Carmella smirks as she moves her right hand along the length of Aiden's cock while she strokes Simon's tool with her left hand.

"Mmmmm .. and we know how to use all of our manliness... " Aiden replies with a moan as Carmella strokes his cock.

"We'll certainly see about that..." Carmella says as she turns her head towards Simon Gotch's cock and flicks her tongue against the thick crown.

"Ahhhh..." Simon groans as Carmella flicks her tongue up and down against the head of his dick.

"Mmmm... mmm..." Carmella moans as she beats her tongue against the tip of Simon's cock before she turns her head towards Aiden's cock and swirls her tongue around the bell-end.

"Awww.... mmm..." Aiden moans and smirks as Carmella moves her tongue around the head of his cock in a clockwise motion.

"Ohhhh mmm..." The former hairdresser moans as she twirls her tongue around the head of Aiden English's dick a few more times before turning her head and taking Simon Gotch's cock into her mouth.

"Ahhhh mmm..." Simon groans and as he places his hands on his waist and puffs his chest out in a manly manner as Carmella wraps her lips around his shaft and begins to bob her head.

"Mmmmm mmmm..." Carmella groans as she rocks her head back and forth on Simon's cock while she continues to move her left hand on Aiden's tool.

"Ahhh aww..." Aiden moans and nods his head approvingly as the Princess of Staten Island strokes his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... ohhh...." Simon moans as Carmella sucks and slurps on his cock.

"Ohhhh mmmm..." Carmella moans as she tilts her head from side to side, rubbing her lips on Simon's meaty shaft.

"Ahhhh awww..." Simon groans as Carmella takes his entire cock into her saliva filled mouth.

"Mmmm ohhhh..." Carmella moans as she presses her lips down on Simon's cock while sliding her tongue against it at the same time.

"Ahhhh aww..." Aiden moans as Carmella positions her left hand at the base of his cock and firmly grips his tool.

"Ohhhh aww..." Simon Gotch groans as Carmella starts to lift her head from his shaft while dragging her lips against his tool.

"Mmmmmm..." Carmella moans as she rubs her lips against the head of Simon's cock before it escapes her mouth. The former hairdresser turns on her knees so that she's directly facing Aiden English and eagerly takes his extremely manly cock into her mouth.

"Ahhhh ohhh..." Aiden moans and he places a hand on Carmella's head as she begins to swiftly bob her head on his cock.

"Ha-ha...she sees that we indeed manly..." Simon says as he moves to kneel behind Carmella where he shoves his stiff cock into her snatch.

"Ohhhhh mmmm..." Carmella moans as her wet and tight pussy is invaded by Simon Gotcha's cock and she instantly starts to rock back against him as she sucks Aiden's dick.

"Ohhhh ahhh... obviously... she can not resist to magnificence of masculinity..." Aiden moans as Carmella places her hands on his waist as she sucks and slurps on his stiff cock.

"Mmmmm mmmm..." Carmella moans as she eagerly bobs her head on Aiden's cock while Simon plows his shaft into her cunt.

"Ahhh awww...." Simon grunts as he grabs Carmella's hips and pulls her back against himself while he drives his cock deeply into her twat.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Aiden moans while Carmella tilts her head from side to side on his cock as she is easily able to take it deep in her mouth.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." Carmella moans as she feels Simon's stiff cock ramming deeply into her pussy as she slobbers on Aiden's cock.

"Awww... ahhhh..." Simon Gotch grunts as he delivers a series of powerful thrusts into Carmella's pussy.

"Mmmm ahhhh..." Aiden moans as Carmella deep throats his cock, and he feels his balls pressing against her chin while her nose is pushed up against his crotch.

"Mmmmm gahhhh... gahhhh..." Carmella gags on Aiden's dick as it's large bell-end pushes against the back of her throat while Simon pulls out of her pussy.

"Up?" Simon asks as he stands up behind Carmella.

"Ahhhhh up..." Aiden nods as he pulls his cock out of Carmella's saliva dripping mouth.

"Huh? Up? What?" Carmella asks just as Simon Gotch bends down and hoists her up from the floor and easily holds her up so that Aiden can spread her legs and guide his cock into her snatch. "Ohhhhh fuck... up..." Carmella moans and smirks as she wraps her legs around Aiden's waist and places her hands on his chest.

"Ahhhh aww..." Aiden groans as he starts to thrust his shaft in and out of Carmella's cunt while he places his hands underneath Carmella's thighs to hold her up as Simon takes a moment to use one of his hands to guide his meaty cock between the Carmella's rear cheeks and into her asshole.

"Ohhhhh shit... mmmm..." Carmella moans as her asshole is stretched by Simon's invading shaft and she leans back against his muscular chest when he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Ahhhhh ohhhh..." Simon groans as he firmly pumps his cock into Carmella's gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Aiden grunts while he is steadily thrusting his shaft into Carmella's cunt.

"Awwww shit... mmmm fuck you boy ain't SAWFT.... mmm your H... A...W... R... D... HAWWWRD!" Carmella moans as she lustfully moves between both members of NXT's manliest tag team.

"Ahhhh ohhh spelling lessons... would be advisable." Aiden English moans while he quickens the pace of his thrusts.

Ohhhhh ahhh aww..." Simon Gotch grunts while he plows his impressive shaft repeatedly into Carmella's rear end.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah... ohhhh fuck me like some real men!" Carmella moans as she bounces between Aiden and Simon as they double team her by deeply driving their cocks into her pussy and ass.

"Ahhhhh aww...." Aiden moans as Carmella grinds her pussy against his thrusting shaft as he drives it into her twat.

"Ohhhh ahhhh mmmm.." Simon groans while he continues to hammer Carmella's juicy ass with his stiff cock.

"Ahhh awww fuck ohhh... ohhh..." Carmella groans lustfully as sweat drips down her gorgeously tanned body as the Vaudevillians pound her ass and pussy for a few more moments before they pull out of her and lower the Princess of Staten Island to the floor.

"I believe we are showing her exactly how manly we are Mr. Gotch..." Aiden says as Simon lays on the floor and pulls Carmella on top of himself and stuffs his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmmm indeed we are Mr. English..." Simon says with a moan while he begins to thrust his cock upward into Carmella's snatch.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Carmella moans as she places her hands on Simon's chest as she rocks on his pistoning cock while Aiden kneels behind her and guides his cock into her asshole.

"Ahhhh awww..." Aiden groans while he starts to pump his cock in and out of Carmella's asshole.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Simon grunts while he thrusts his shaft upward into Carmella's cunt.

"Ohhh ahhh fuck... ohhh yes... mmmm..." Carmella moans as her sweat dampened hair stick to her skin while she bucks between the talented number one contenders for the NXT Tag Team Championship.

"Ahhhh awww..." Simon Gotch groans while he repeatedly rams his shaft up into Carmella's snatch.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh..." Aiden English moans as he drives his cock firmly into Carmella's gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmm ohhh ahhhh fuck..." Carmella moans and licks her lips as she move back and forth between the Vaudevillians as they deeply hammer her pussy and ass.

"Ohhhh ahhhh mmmm..." Simon moans while he firmly pumps his cock up into Carmella's soaking wet pussy.

"Awwww awww..." Aiden groans as he deeply drills Carmella's asshole.

"Mmmmm fuck ohhh shit ohhh... mmm..." the former hairdresser moans lustfully as her pussy tightens on Simon's upward thrusting shaft when she starts to cum.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh ha-ha..." Simon lets out a manly laugh as he thrusts his cock up into Carmella's constricted snatch as her juices gush over his shaft which starts to throb.

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Aiden grits his teeth while his dick begins to pulsate while he drives his shaft repeatedly into Carmella's dazzling backside.

"Ohhh ohhhh fuck awww mmmm..." The sweat soaked NXT Rookie Diva moans as the Vaudevillians continues to hammer her.

"Ahhhh ahhh... aww..." Aiden English moans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Carmella's deeply fucked ass, which allows Simon Gotch to lift Carmella up off of his own shaft. Aiden grabs Carmella and sits her up on her knees on the floor while Simon gets up to his feet.

"Oh shit fuck..." Carmella moans as she places her hands behind herself on the floor and leans back, while tilting her head as well as she presents her sweat coated tits to the Vaudevillians as they begin to stroke their throbbing cocks.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." Simon groans as he pumps his right hand on his cock for several moments until he starts to cum, and his shoots his load directly onto the right side of Carmella's round chest.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." Aiden lets out a grunt when he begins to cum and he unloads his jizz onto the let side of Carmella's upper body.

"Ohhh yeah mmmm..." Carmella moans as she feels the cum of both of the very manly NXT Superstars landing on her tits for several moments. Once they are spent the princess of Staten Island sits up right on her knees and begins to slide her hands over her jizz coated chest, rubbing their cum over her skin before she smirks up at them, "Pretty damn fucking manly..."


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